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4196924 No.4196924[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

You now possess the ability to manipulate boundaries


Action?

>> No.4196947

Something involving sex, most likely.

>> No.4196946

Eat dinner.

>> No.4196952

[x] Report thread.

CYOAs are not allowed on /jp/, go back to Touhouproject or whatever terrible place from which you came.

>> No.4196956 [DELETED] 

I would use it to be sent here by QueenKittan. Oh wait.

>> No.4196959

I'd play Touhou

>> No.4196963

>>4196952
>CYOA
Ahahaha, you mad.
This is hardly a roleplaying thread.

>> No.4196966

fuck myself

>> No.4196968

Manipulate boundary between my room and the refrigerator

>> No.4196971

worship queen kitten

>> No.4196972

I wish to be the old hag

Now I am

>> No.4196987

My head explodes as I try to grasp the limits of my power.
'tis but a scratch.

>> No.4197000

1. Open a gap to the center of the earth under the people I don't like, which amounts to more than half the earth.

2. Manipulate the boundary between genders and age for myself.

3. Go to Gensokyo and challenge Yukari.

>> No.4197002

Abuse boundary between heterosexual and homosexual for my own pleasure.

>> No.4197015

>>4197002
Protip: You don't have to if you're bisexual like me. :P

>> No.4197021

>>4196924

Open a gap to Gensokyo, laugh at /jp/, leave forever.

>> No.4197030

>>4197000

>2. Manipulate the boundary between genders and age for myself.

Sounds like you already are Yukari.

>> No.4197028

Close the gap of loli robot AI girls of fantasy and reality.

>> No.4197027

>>4196952

>Report thread

Hello, Police? /jp/ police? There's some people roleplaying here! Yes, come quickly!

>> No.4197022

>>4197015
I meant I'd abuse it by changing the sexuality of other people, that is.

>> No.4197034

>>4197015

What's the point of being bisexual if you aren't going to have sex with anybody?

This is /jp/ after all.

>> No.4197038

Use my powers to grow a huge dick. When I say "huge", I mean so huge you can see it from space.

Fly up to the moon and bury my penis into it. Show everyone online that I did.

Fucking the moon, feels good man.

>> No.4197046

>>4197022
Ah, different protip: alchohol. I believe everyone has the ability to be bisexual. Maybe not fall in love, but if you're drunk and horny and straight... nothing sounds better than a blowjob from another guy.

>> No.4197055

Suck my own dick.

>> No.4197056

>>4197034
I'm not normally on /jp/. I'm a leftover from the raid and decided to flaunt my sexuality by replying to that post earlier.

>> No.4197059

>>4197046

Oh, man. You're one of those gay guys who hangs out with straight dudes, waits for them to get drunk or high, and then has their way with them.

You funny guy. I kill you last.

>> No.4197071

>>4197059
Protip: It's not my way if I ask them if they want it. It's them having their way with me.

>> No.4197085

>>4197071

Not much different from the girls who come onto guys and then say 'It just happened,' eh?

>> No.4197088

>>4197059
Hey Arc, remember when I said I'd kill you last?

I LIED

>> No.4197104

>>4197085
I guess not, eh? U MAD?

>> No.4197106

I'd become the greatest pirate ever.

>> No.4197118

>>4197088

I AM ALREADY DEAD.

>>4197104

Lame answer, man

>> No.4197121

I'll become a mustache-twirling supervillain, complete with woman bound to train tracks.

>> No.4197125

>>4197118
Lame answer? I could have tried to defend myself, but what you say is true. It's also true that either way the guys wanted it, and that I don't say it just happened. They wanted it, and they know it.

>> No.4197130

Boundary beetween DFC and healthy.

Now every pedo likes J-Cups

>> No.4197138

>>4197125
or you could have just not posted.

>> No.4197141
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>>4197130
Fuck you very much.

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4197142

>>4197138
Same goes for you, faggot.

>> No.4197146

>>4197142
anonymously calling somebody a fag on the internet AND a reaction image?

shame you forgot the >greentext

>> No.4197156

>>4197146
>>4197146

he is a gay man calling you a faggot

I think the dramatic irony trumps everything else

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4197160

>>4197146
>You're right, I forgot the greentext. But I'm not anon. Look me up, I don't care what you try to do. Nigger.

>> No.4197163

>discussion of gaps
>tripfags have another school-yard popularity fight

>> No.4197164

>>4197156
Just pointing out he said he's bisexual, and that faggot has lost its original meaning thanks to /b/.

>> No.4197166

>>4197164
>faggot
>original meaning

You mean a bundle of firewood kindling?

>> No.4197173

>>4197166
what about small beef patties cooked in gravy?

>> No.4197175

•Create Yukari's hat, wear it ALL THE TIME
•Mess around with the world
•Find boundary between 2D and 3D, smudge it a bit so the two universes interact safely without implosions everywhere
•Delicious 2D harem of waifus

>> No.4197176

>>4197166
Faggot, fagot, or faggoting may refer to:

* Faggot (slang), pejorative, now usually for a gay man, also having older and derived pejorative senses
* Faggot (food), British meatball commonly made of pork offal
* faggot or fagot, branch or twig, or bundle of these
o Faggot (volume), archaic unit of measurement for bundles of sticks
o Death by burning, metonymically referred to by the faggots which fuel the fire
o Ashen faggot (or ashton fagot), Christmas wassail tradition in the West Country of England
* Faggots (novel), 1978 novel by Larry Kramer
* Faggoting (metalworking), forge welding a bundle of bars of iron and steel
* Faggoting (knitting), variation of lace knitting in which every stitch is a yarn over or a decrease
* Faggoting stitch, featherstitch, or Cretan stitch, embroidery stitch used to make decorative seams or to attach insertions
* Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-15, USSR jet fighter with NATO reporting name "Fagot"
* 9K111 Fagot, an anti-tank guided missile
* Fagotto, 16′ pedal reed organ stop
* Faggot cell, blast cell type found in acute promyelocytic leukemia
* Faggot voter, hireling eligible to vote as nominal titleholder of part a subdivided property
* Faggot worm, Eumeta crameri, from the bundles of twigs it binds to itself
* Jacob Faggot (1699-1777), Swedish scientist who miscalculated the pitches of the Strähle construction

>> No.4197191

>>4197166
>>4197173
Exactly. Why would it be ironic for a gay man to call someone else a faggot, if these are the real meanings?

>> No.4197192

>>4197176
>9K111 Fagot, an anti-tank guided missile

fear knows a new name

>> No.4197193

Manipulate the boundary between quality and QUALITY, and turn this thread to gold.

>> No.4197194

I'd manipulate the boundary between failure and success and make all of you winners.

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