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Anonymous Mon Dec 5 05:24:43 2022 No.41964940 [Reply] [Original]

Dude what would happen if you swapped bodies with your 2hu

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 05:29:03 2022 No.41964955 File: 124 KB, 600x704, 0A10FBD0-992B-4096-B8C6-730CBBF07B8D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I would masturbate in front of a mirror for 24 hours straight

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 05:39:03 2022 No.41965014 >>41964940 Fandom 2hus: Masturbate because they have voluptuous bodies. Canon 2hus: Masturbate because they're cute girls and then commit petty crimes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 05:51:50 2022 No.41965120 >>41964955 If Remi is your favorite you might have to rethink the mirror part.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 06:02:40 2022 No.41965199 >>41965120 Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 07:27:58 2022 No.41965806 >>41964940 I would adopt a cat and start cleaning the house.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 07:34:16 2022 No.41965836 So I'd just be myself but female and actually cute? Scary.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 07:42:57 2022 No.41965884 >>41965120 webcam

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 08:04:12 2022 No.41965990 Which 2hus would be into body-swapped sex? I think Patchouli would be up for it, from her curiosity and clinical lack of chastity sense.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 08:05:23 2022 No.41965997 >>41965120 I want to be Remi so much it's unreal.

Anonymous Mon Dec 5 08:26:49 2022 No.41966114
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>>41964940
I would finally achieve my dream of being the little girl

I'd play, have fun, eat snacks, catch fish, play with other yokai and fairies and probably have tons of sex (including with men) too
Oh and since I'd be Chen, I would ask Ran if she could breastfeed me

Anonymous Mon Dec 5 11:44:37 2022 No.41967357

I feel like not enough people are thinking about the implications of this, especially If traits carry over. Like if you switch with one of the deceased do you just fucking die? Do Satori and Koishi just lose the attributes of everything that comes with having the third eye, even the closed mind?

Anonymous Mon Dec 5 12:17:45 2022 No.41967687

>>41964940
It'd be horrible
I enjoy being a man even if my situation isn't the best, the 2hu would be forced to inhabit my body which would suck for them, my family would know something is wrong right off the bat, the 2hus friends would know something is wrong right off the bat as well
Over all It'd be horrible for everyone involved, I wouldn't wish living in the modern world on my worst enemy

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 12:26:18 2022 No.41967773 >>41964940 No emotions anymore? Finally. Peace.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 13:00:43 2022 No.41968064 >>41966114 that's why /jp/sies are not allowed to be 2hus nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 18:12:16 2022 No.41970603 >>41965120 just get sakuya to mimic the movements

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 19:02:52 2022 No.41971020 File: 95 KB, 566x800, 1661341178254.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41964940 sex the other girls

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 20:32:43 2022 No.41971619 Become Ran and breastfeed >>41966114 this anon

Anonymous Mon Dec 5 23:02:20 2022 No.41972811

>>41964940
pretty much what this anon said >>41967687
"bodyswap" is probably the worst scenario.
>2hu has to live in this hell. also loses all her friends, her magic, and any innate powers
>all her friends lose her
>have to explain to a large group of lethal warriors what happened
>they attempt to correct things and swap you two back no matter what.
>good chance the 2hu being gone will fuck something up, will have to try and learn how to fill their role
>but no matter what the 2hu will be completely broken mentally from earth, unswap or not.

Anonymous Tue Dec 6 03:49:55 2022 No.41974945

>>41972811
You're right about some of these but I feel you're exaggerating a little. like I severely doubt any 2hu completely mindbroken from earth. In fact like >>41967357 said I think some like the Komeiji Sisters would find it more akin to a vacation if anything

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 11:46:30 2022 No.41977202 y'know despite now having huge honkers, gap powers and stuff, I feel like Yukari would somehow find more enjoyment in the swap then me for some reason

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 12:10:16 2022 No.41977418 >>41966114

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 12:35:46 2022 No.41977637 >>41977202 How far can her gap powers go? Would i be able to steal snacks from a nearby grocery store out of my bed?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 12:43:48 2022 No.41977703 >>41966114 cheeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 13:05:15 2022 No.41977859 >>41974945 Yeah, the only really bad factors are the initial stress of being in a /jp/sie body and not knowing if the swap is permanent. For Komachi it would make an interesting break from work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 00:09:53 2022 No.41982608 >>41972811 This is why body swapping only works if it's mutually agreed upon by both people. As fun as it would be to be a cute girl I would feel terrible about trapping her in my life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 00:11:59 2022 No.41982626 File: 731 KB, 1218x1024, 87281008_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I would continue to advance Moriya Shrine's schemes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 04:03:57 2022 No.41984323 >>41977637 Probably. Gaps have a decently large range.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 04:15:36 2022 No.41984387 >>41977202 lmao, you'd be stuck as an old hag while she'd be young again, and she'd probably be smart enough to do even more stuff. You got the raw end of the deal here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 04:49:00 2022 No.41984523 >>41984387 She wouldn't really be able to do "stuff" without any of her abilities. Besides she's only like what, 17*?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 08:43:51 2022 No.41985644 I'd get drunk on a boat with my now-invincible liver

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 16:02:38 2022 No.41989194 >>41965990 Are you implying Patchouli is a slut?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 01:40:11 2022 No.41993470 >>41965120 made me laugh

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 02:04:53 2022 No.41993726 >>41965120 lol'd

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 11:20:30 2022 No.41996663 >>41965990 Dude imagine Patchouli a little too curious & accidentally getting addicted to jerking Anon's dick off

Anonymous Thu Dec 8 11:43:44 2022 No.41996787
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I'd fish, get drunk at geidontei, and bully the weak humans like kosuzu and akyuu. Maybe incite a race war between the tengu and the humans if I get bored.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 05:40:52 2022 No.42004584 Oh c'mon, don't die now! Thread was just starting to get interesting

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 07:55:30 2022 No.42005004 >>41989194 Yes. But in my body she would be called a yarichin

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 08:09:59 2022 No.42005043 i would be the strongest! simple as.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 08:31:01 2022 No.42005121 File: 3.00 MB, 1280x1920, 103123115_p3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Since one of my favorites is Reisen I'll likely use my prettiest to be a thot whenever I have free time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 20:26:25 2022 No.42010129 >>41964940 i''d probably destroy a tree or two

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 20:27:00 2022 No.42010137 How do you think it would feel for the 2hu to wake up feeling 100 pounds heavier?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:25:53 2022 No.42010632 >>42010137 You can't convince me that you're fatter than Yuyuko

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 21:30:09 2022 No.42010671 File: 1.07 MB, 1723x2464, 1410822191901.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41964940

Anonymous Fri Dec 9 23:28:51 2022 No.42011392

>>42010671
1: jerk off
2: finally i can cosplay as my favorite 2hu without feeling disgusted from myself
3: jerk off while cosplaying as my favorite 2hu
4: live normally after that
5: realize that being a woman is actually horrible because now i have to deal with misogyny
6: cry
7: jerk off again and repeat from 1

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 08:01:01 2022 No.42014235 >>42010632 Does she even weigh anything as a ghost?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 17:20:56 2022 No.42017373 >>42014235 Maybe the plasma will weigh you down?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 11 00:00:53 2022 No.42019964 >>41964940

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 11 02:50:18 2022 No.42021068 >>42011392 If you're a 2hu, there is no misogyny or periods because you're in Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 11 22:25:32 2022 No.42029075 >>42017373 I shit them out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 10:15:42 2022 No.42032716 >>42010137 I don't even know what it's like to be 100 pounds, let alone more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 05:47:19 2022 No.42041257 Hell

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 05:54:51 2022 No.42041286 >>42029075 You can't, ghosts don't shit

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