King of Touhou

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With Patchy in a shelter made of dragon bones, she took a shovel digging down another floor, urging me to help since it's important. Saw in a side-room a grim reaper ringing a bell, I went over and told him nevermind.

Was considering suicide but saw that I would just get a credits screen.

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At a car park saw someone chasing after VaatiVidya, catch him then start casting Soulsucker. I went over and starting casting it on him too, the visual effect of souls coming to me, then I got the kill, the other guy looking devastated. Walked off thinking Soulsucker really is the ultimate spell.

A guy came up to me casting Soulsucker, I tossed him on the ground to my left, sat and farted on his face.

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Went into a warehouse that was setting up, mostly empty, picking up a red and blue yin yang poster.

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I was holding Yukari in a chair along with another guy while cutting off her limbs, until she transformed, cut the other guy in half with a sword, then started walking off to a boardwalk leading to McDonalds, saying "Come on, I want my pain-in-the-ass husband back. " I balled my hands up on my right check, saying "My darling!" and followed.

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A guy saying he was the apocalypse to a girl at a counter, then left. I went up saying "I'm the actual apocalypse, he's just a byleech." telling her to put a poster for crimsonhornets.neocities.org up beside a school.

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Me ignoring an annoying reply in another thread was compared to me not bothering to squash a little fly. I passed by Yukari and said "Divine Mercy" and held my right hand up in prayer to her.

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Saw a fancy lettering text scroll talking about love floating by a couch where I used to spend a lot of my time, with all the letters fading away. Yukari said "You prove your love by showing you still try even after suffering losing everything"

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There was an asshole acting like a king, Akyuu insulted him to his face and I thought what is she crazy, she only gets a bap on the head before they leave. I notice she has monochrome hair and eyes, I go over and rub the spot wondering if it's sore. She laughs, saying she prefers monochrome to manure.

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In a class. A teacher hands me two bowls of dessert, one rainbow on the left and one white and red on the right, saying they're for me. A guy sat next to me trying to pull the right one off me, as I saw a picture of Kikyo bound up in an artwork like Interference.

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I was saying I was gonna track down the glownigger that corrupted my dreams and murder him, hearing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me2p9BAMIQM

Went into Blacktan's dog's room and took back a cable that charges Enma Ai.

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I saw I had Lucy on my side, surprised to see it.

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I had Yukari/Lucy on my side, surprised to see it.

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I was drawing a picture of Hecatia and heard her say "Your victory is going to be very funny."

I was begging for Hecatia to tell me something, I saw a root growing down from a rock shelf towards Lost Izalith's lava, she said "Just think of of it as a Halloween comic."

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>>41949815
You aren't the king of Touhou and I'm going to kill you for your false claims.

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>>41955013
Seconding this sentiment

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>>41955013
Thirded. OP will never have a glorious victory, he will never get revenge on glowies, Yukari will never be his alone, he will never go back in time to save her and he will never be noticed, certainly not any time soon.

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>>41955013
Fourthed, overthrow this false monarchy

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>overthrow this false monarchy
Guess I have to

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Sleeping along the right side of a dark hall, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8d1UsB3JaY played and I got out of bed to sing the last chorus while looking at the exit.

Sleeping in a bed surrounded by white feathers, waiting for them to build up.

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I was making a dream thread with the subject "Look at my horse, my horse is amazing" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3rpmctmC_M Tastes just like raisins...

I thought 6 was a lucky number for time travel, associated with 6 of Cups, associated with pleasure and the past.

Praying to God to go back in time, clasping my hands, sliding all over my bed extremely drowsily, saying "Please God please God please God please God please God, dear God!"

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Looking out a window into the night seeing Misaki among a hillside shifting and blinking further and closer.

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Nnaa

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Confused as hell