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41906830 No.41906830 [Reply] [Original]

Your sins have been judged. You are not worthy of heaven, but you aren't bad enough to send to hell either. Therefor, you shall instead serve me here in Higan as an intern until I decide to whether you should be reincarnated or sent off to the netherworld.

>> No.41906862

You're not Shikieiki you're just an anon posting a Shikieiki pic and roleplaying as Shikieiki

>> No.41906873

>>41906862
Actually, it's Komachi trying to get someone she can pass her work off to again!

>> No.41906884

Just send me to hell. I don't want to be anywhere near you Enma.

>> No.41907053

>>41906830
You're supposedly Eiki
>>41906862
You're saying this poster isn't Eiki
>>41906873
You're saying it's Komachi
You should all post evidence of these claims or you'll be judged as sinners

>> No.41909323

midge

>> No.41909344

>>41907053
objection: relevance.

>> No.41909597

>>41906830
*licks shoe*

>> No.41918580

I'm going to alternate between being bad and good to force Eiki to keep me around until she grows so attached to me she appoints me as her personal assistant and private masseur!

>> No.41918982

>>41906830
Thats as good as I could hope for practically thanks for the chance.So what can I do to for you first new boss?

>> No.41925155
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41925155

Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.

>> No.41930736
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41930736

Honestly thats the dream. Imagine being so unknowable that you confuse a Yama to the point where she can't judge you, forcing her to observe you as (first) a curiosity and then an aquantience and then her repressed sexuallity will slowly bring things she doesn't understand into her mind.

Slowly, you turn up the heat, making it obviously you enjoy her company and lightly bullying her. Gradually, she begins to flirt back, and after she starts to feel her heart quiver in anticipation of speaking to you she comes to realize that she's in love.

And then the sex begins. Imagine having to help her deal with several thousand years worth of backed up dork sexual energy.

Congratulations, you have just bullied and confused a Yama into loving you and accidently corrupted a principal force of the universe.

>> No.41933748

>>41930736
its a better idea to try seducing her when she visits the village to bother people that way when you die she scalps you form the flow of spirits

>> No.41934149
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>>41930736
I don't think she might know what sex even is.

>> No.41934223

>>41930736
Do not have sex with the yama, she might lose her job if she sins.

>> No.41934232

>>41934223
Sex within marriage is an Abrahamic tradition. As long as you both love each other it'll be fine and not sinful

>> No.41934274

>>41934232
She's a Yama, she obeys the buddhas and bodhisattvas that run the ministry of right and wrong. She follows eastern tradition. If you make her give in to her lusts she'll be sinning and then she could lose her job. She'll get fired and kicked out of Higan and turn back into a jizo statue without her faith. There goes your lover.
You'd be handed right over to another Yama after that and sent to hell.

>> No.41934291

Do NOT fuck the yama.

>> No.41936932
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>>41934291
she is self sufficient dw

>> No.41936942
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>>41934274
eh it'll probably be fine, the ministry is corrupt as all hell and the higher ups don't give a flying fuck so just grease some palms and you'll be fine.

>> No.41936944

>>41930736
kek ms judge would simply take a look at my face, say "you're read flandre doujins have you not. my file also says you have bullied alice. also youre too ugly. your'e being sent to hell" and seal my fate for sixty years

>> No.41936948

>>41934274
so she will become a jizou golem with a
Big
Butt
?
I'm in

>> No.41936957
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>>41936944
Hanging out with oni for about sixty years doesn't seem like the worst fate desu

>> No.41937134
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>>41936957
hmm true
training with yuugi sounds fun
i don't drink but i guess suika will fix that (she is always drunk enough to not care about how subhuman her drinking buddy looks like)

>> No.41937157
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>>41937134
Given how male oni are stereotypically supposed to look you'd probably be a bishounen among them and since you're not likely a giant moraless brute you'd probably be fairly popular honestly.
While you may not drink hang out the oni enough and you'll learn to handle your drink, not like you can die from drinking too much anyways by this point anyways

>> No.41937160

>>41936957
but hell oni are meaner than earth oni!

>> No.41937165

>>41937160
If the inchlings can survive the underworld then so can you!
Besides you're already dead anyways you have nothing to lose!

>> No.41937183
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>>41937157
great
how many lincoln rape guro necro doujins do you think i need to jerk off to before they let me into hell?
also will those satori girls be there?

>> No.41937210
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41937210

>>41937183
I'd recommend doing bad things first since giving yourself weird fetishes will only weird out the named oni and the satoris as well as make it awkward once you snag a girl.
Not a bad start though but think bigger!

>> No.41937253
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>>41937210
I am not involved in enough things to commit serious ones. i don't like hurting animals n shit. I can't bully anyone either. maybe picking fights with random people on the street and punching them over petty shit will give me a ticket to hell, when one of my candidates inevitably pulls a knife on me

>> No.41937274
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>>41937253
well a clear cut way of doing so is find out what is considered virtuous by the yama and doing the opposite of that, basically giving into your temptations seems a decent way to go.
Try to imagine Eiki-sama in your head judging you and always do the opposite of what you think would please her!

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>>41937274
the wiki says you need to have bad karma. shit, now i have to make yet another reddit account. meanwhile i think imagining the Yama in impure situations should work well. i just hope she takes it personally enough.

>> No.41937294

>>41937287
Harassing others online and trying to push them to kill themselves is a decent way of accumulating bad karma
Also i'm sure making a reddit account alone is going to net you some bad boy points so good job! You make Eiki-sama ashamed!

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>>41937294
Success!!

>> No.41937353

>>41906830
Wouldn't that put you in the Netherworld?

>> No.41937419

>>41906830
I see the yama is abusing her authority in hopes of finding a husband again.

>> No.41937443
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41937443

The Yama is very cute

>> No.41937461

>>41937443
how much yama could a yamaxanadu yama if a yamaxanadu could yama yama?

>> No.41937490

Eiki Shiki Yabadabadoo...

>> No.41937494

>>41937353
The netherworld is for the listless and empty. They're not a mix of good and evil, but devoid of either.

>> No.41939439
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41939439

Mating pressing the yama!

Filling her small womb with your stinky, potent seed!

Impregnating the yama and getting married!

Arguing like an old married couple over something stupid!

Make up sex with the yama!

Watching your dozen strange half yama children grow up as you grow old!

Dying and getting judged by the yama!

Being sentenced to an eternity of being her assistant as punishment for your many sins!

>> No.41940572

>>41939439
>Impregnating the yama and getting married!
Anon, that's disgusting!
You're supposed to marry her *before* giving her a dozen children. Having kids out of wedlock is extremely sinful and Eiki would never allow that.

>> No.41941060

>>41940572
Eiki will have to endure it! She pushed me down the first time, after all, and refused to take birth control for some reason.

The next 11 I will take the blame for, however, and I hold no regret!

>> No.41949097

>>41941060
It was a test, anon. And you failed. Your punishment will be to do paperwork for the Ministry until the child is fully grown.

>> No.41955306
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41955306

>>41937443
How do you guys think Eiki takes compliments? I bet Eiki brushes them aside only to reflect on them later when she's alone. And then she gets embarrassed!

>> No.41963423

>>41955306
Eiki blushing profusely after she retires to her room and thinks back on how wholeheartedly anon complimented her even after she lectured him!

>> No.41971674

Bump

>> No.41971683

Bump damnit!

>> No.41971703
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41971703

>>41971674
>>41971683
bemp

>> No.41971715

>>41971683
>>41971703
Now kiss

>> No.41971888

>>41971703
I swear this site fucking hates mem

>> No.41976508

Post THAT image. You know the one.

>> No.41976514

>>41936932
>Yassy

>> No.41976523
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41976523

>>41963423
and then masterbating to the memory
>>41976514
>>41976508
>>41971703
>>41971683
>>41971674
faggots posting without image

>> No.41982128 [DELETED] 

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>> No.41983773

Saving the thread of my favorite cartoon blue collar caveman!
Yabadabadoo-sama!

>> No.41988165
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41988165

Eiki to the front page!

Lazy time is over!

>> No.41993910

>>41906830
You're not Shikieiki you're just an anon posting a Shikieiki pic and roleplaying as Shikieiki

>> No.41994575

>>41955306
if we're talking canonically Eiki is very frank and friendly so likely she would accept the compliment without any fuss and probably thank you

>> No.41998720
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41998720

Big eiki fan right here boys

>> No.41998776

>>41998720
>that look of disgust and restrained rage
Eiki-sama please be gentle!

>> No.41999881
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41999881

Shiki-sama isn't getting paid enough to deal with this shit every day.

>> No.41999913

>>41999881
>paid
>he doesn't know

>> No.42000007

>>41906830
You know it's a sin to tell a lie honey, you and me both know I should be go'in to hell.
So why keep me here, do you like what you see?

>> No.42000256
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42000256

>>41999913
The Ministry is all about that cash, anon.
Not paying Eiki would be a grave sin, indeed.

>> No.42003366

>>42000256
bring friendly to eiki, just so I can land safely on a public servant job!
demanding funds for superfluous things!
drinking expensive expressos with eiki!
being chaperoned by bodyguards on a mid to high end car with eiki!
fighting off (politically) an independent counsel with eiki!
facing federal charges with eiki!

>> No.42005339
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>>42000256
Everyone in Gensokyo does it for free except Reimu who takes money when doing her side hustle

>> No.42010141
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>> No.42010177

>>42005339
Please anon, everyone knows Reimu doesn't whore herself out, its why she never has visitors!

>> No.42010977

>>42010177
I thought it was because her technique is amateurish at best and dead fish at the worst, so all her customers inevitably end up disappointed

>> No.42011012
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42011012

Yamas shouldn't be cute

>> No.42011066

>>42010977
I was gonna defend Reimu more but it sounds about right honestly, she'd be the type to try out "sacred" prostitution but be too lazy to get better at it.

>> No.42014899
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>>42010177
You're naiive, anon. If the deserted shrine suddenly started getting a bunch of visitors would that not raise eyebrows? The place to meet reimu is discreet.
>>42010977
In the end anon, you get what you pay for.

>> No.42015578

>>41937210
is there a manga where she really sacrifices herself for ALLAH?
asking for a friend

>> No.42016536

>>42015578
The text is edited.

>> No.42017002

>>42016536
some birds can't fly

>> No.42019903 [DELETED] 

>>41906830

>> No.42023530

>>42010141
fucking fake and gay
Marisa would never high five with Alice

>> No.42026021

>>42023530
sorry anon but you're wrong last time me and Marisa were laughing about alice behind her back she said she acts all friendly all the time but always has some hand sanitizer to use after she high fives her

>> No.42031661

Bumpies

>> No.42040940
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42040940

>>42003366
Should have known getting a dolphin pool would be over the limit.

>> No.42042393

There is nothing I want more than Eiki.
I want to tell Eiki she's the best every single day.

>> No.42048392

is /jp/ black or white?

>> No.42048518

Black. Also pink. Filled with gay niggers farming loosh acting like xD epic meme fairies in every thread. The horror.

>> No.42056282

>>41906862
this but unironically

>> No.42064633

>>41906862
proof?

>> No.42068138
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42068138

Anon remember that if you let Eiki's thread slide she'll judge you black for not spreading the yama's virtues!

>> No.42073908

>>42068138
She has no virtues.

>> No.42077068

>>42073908
LIES

>> No.42077570
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42077570

>>42073908
>>42077068
If you people are going to post bullshit how about attaching a pic each time you do?

>> No.42082072

>>42077570
Make me.

>> No.42082558

>>42010141
yabadabadoo has no friends.

>> No.42083327
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>>41906830
Purgatory exists for a reason you know

>> No.42083401

>>42083327
Is purgatory a buddahist concept?

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42086995

I'll be Eiki's friend. I hope she likes board games and bowling.

>> No.42087618

>>42086995
I hope you like getting lectured and having her rambling on and on about random things

>> No.42095035

>>42087618
Well if she takes too long to take her turn we're going to start implementing a timer.

>> No.42095078

>>42095035
She's doing you a favor, anon. The lecture only ends when you repent.

>> No.42095123

>>42095078
She's free to do as she likes but she's not going to win if she keeps lecturing through her turn instead of playing.
There's a time for lectures and there's a time for UNO.

>> No.42097226

>>42095123
wonder if she would hate having to lie in board or especially card games. Like playing Bluff with her, wonder how that would work

>> No.42097674
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42097674

Yabadabado!
https://youtu.be/arP18TqPZnc

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>>42097674

>> No.42105215
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42105215

>>41906830
cute judge thread

>> No.42105228
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>>41906830

>> No.42105239
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>>41906830
nice thread

>> No.42113422
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42113422

>>42097226
She has so much experience dealing with liars that she'll be able to read bluffs extremely well but she won't be able to bluff herself.

>> No.42113734

Stop wanting to have sex with Yama.

>> No.42116070

>>42113734
No, I need to breed her.

>> No.42117352
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42117352

>>42105215
Indeed.

>> No.42126150

>>42113734
But why?

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42134090

Given its bureaucratic nature, does the ministry give Eiki weekends off?

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>> No.42142461

>>42010141
>Be Eiki
>See Marisa
>Brain overload from seeing the billions of petty thefts she has committed
Why did Marisa destroy the Ministry guys?

>> No.42144055

>>42142461
nothing.
that was obviously comissioned by Alice, because it depicts someone interacting with her. so, it's fake.

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>> No.42161102 [DELETED] 

>>41906830

>> No.42167473
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>>42068138
I feel it is necessary to remind anons to not allow the yama's thread to prematurely fall off the catalog.

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42168050

>>42167473
Oh noo haha thanks for saving us all anon haha sure didn't want to end up in hell haha

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>>42168050
Just doing my part.

>> No.42178429
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I have arrested the Yama on suspicion of passing biased judgements, abuse of power and handing out sentences not permitted by law (specifically referring to making suspects do lewd things)

>> No.42178482

I slack off with Komachi. She has to have already known that I was going to do this when she looked at my life and saw my history of slacking off.

>> No.42178509
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>>42178482
what do you two do when you slack off?

>> No.42178528

>>42178509
Have a beer and discuss the latest episode of a popular tv show.

>> No.42178550

>>42178528
Sitting around a TV with Komachi and a bunch of old men drinking beer and watching the baseball game with a mild and invisible interest!

>> No.42178601

>>42178550
Sure beats a day at the office.

>> No.42178704

>live perfectly virtuous life
>promise everyone you meet you'll end up getting sent to Hell anyway
>if not sent to Hell, you lied like a motherfucker and deserve to be sent to Hell for it
>if sent to Hell, you did nothing wrong and don't deserve to be sent to Hell
Someone must have tried to get one over on the Yama this way, right? How would she deal with this?

>> No.42178712
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>>42178429
The Yama Kings have assembled and have formally declared that everything Eiki does is completely acceptable and doesn't violate any of the Ministry's laws.
Anon is hereby sentenced to super ultra hell for falsely accusing this highly respected Yama.

>> No.42178748
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>>42178528
H-haha. does she ever speak ill of her boss?? Haha just curious :3 don't think much of it

>> No.42178757

>>42178704
I think the intent would have you sent to hell ultimately. Though your life was technically virtuous, the intent was not. You wanted to game the system and she will know that. Maybe your punishment won't be as bad as what actual evil people would get but you sure won't be getting into heaven.

>> No.42178768

>>42178748
I ain't a snitch, Yama.

>> No.42178802
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>>42178712
Ohh nooo haha i sure hope it's not eiki who tries me haha sure hope she doesn't hand out "that" sentence to me ha ha a

>> No.42178827

>>42178802
You sure put on a brave front now, but I doubt you'll be laughing like that once you realize that you've been sentenced to remain forever in the Forest of Fairies Who Don't Produce Pee.

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>>42178768
Are you sure anon? Shikieiki might need to "review" your karma due to "suspected misconduct" and "incompliance with authority"

>> No.42178857
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>>42178827
Oh nooo haha what a terrible punishment haha fuck those retarded fairies haha I'd rather have burnt in the flames of hell instead haha

>> No.42178886

>>42178834
An honorable judge like yourself wouldn't abuse your power like that, would you?

>> No.42178914
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>>42178886
she was literally arrested for that and used her connections to walk free. best you comply anon

>> No.42179089

>>42178914
Truly a dastardly villain...

>> No.42180281

>>41930736
That's pretty much how her story on eratohoTW goes.

>> No.42180296
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>>41906830
That situation sounds familiar...

>> No.42182443

>>42178914
Excuse you, she was fully found innocent.

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>>42182443
>Oh really? 'Cause you saw it, it must have happened. Ho ho ho, what a load of crap and you know it!
-her defence lawyer

>> No.42191906
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Bumpies

>> No.42198192
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i-i'm only bumping this thread so she doesn't send me to hell. it's not like i liker her or anything.

>> No.42200925

>>42198192
Anon, lying to yourself is a great sin.
Be true to yourself and give her quintuplets

>> No.42204709

>>42184116
Wow, Eiki even has Santa Claus as her lawyer! She must be a really stand-up person.

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IM SORRY FOR THE LATE BUMP EIKI-SAMA!

>> No.42210960

>>42210952
Straight to jail.

>> No.42211016

>>41906830
>serve as an intern
so, Hell?

>> No.42214432
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Fun Fact: The Yama is cute

>> No.42225053

>>42214432
More like lies.

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>>42225053
Make an appointment with your eye doctor.

>> No.42228725
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42228725

Happy new year eiki

>> No.42231734
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It's New Year's /jp/. Eiki has deemed it appropriate to give you a full TEN minute break before it's time to get back to work. How wonderful!

>> No.42233020
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>>42231734
Of course. There's going to be a barrage of suiciders, drunk driving accident victims, alcohol poisoning victims, and bar brawl mishap victims that will need to be carried down the Sanzu. That boat isn't going to row itself. Hope komachi gets to work quick if she's done with enticing drunk men. Praise be to the Yama for such elegant planning and organization!

>> No.42238980
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>>42233020
Is it really an elegant plan if it relies on Komachi doing her job?

>> No.42242977
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>>42238980
Managing manpower is a very important job. If you manage to make your employees work overtime and take credit for "increasing productivity" that's even better

>> No.42252485
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>>42242977
Well I hope Eiki has accounted for the Komachi factor in her managerial calculations.

>> No.42252628

>>42238980
Surely the netherworld can afford to hire a few more rowers.

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>>42252628
they can, but Eiki promised lesser labour costs this year. Typical corporate boss desu

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How wide is Eiki's jurisdiction? Are her judgments limited to only those who died in Gensokyo or does she have to handle people from all around Japan?

>> No.42270439
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The Yama said that my sentence was to go to hell and then started sitting in this really weird pose.
She's been like this for twenty minutes now. What am I supposed to do?

>> No.42270475

>>42270439
Excuse yourself and take the hell exit out of the room. It should be the door to the left.

>> No.42270490

>>42270439
Give in, as an immortal being her time preference is waaaaaaaaaay higher then yours. You'll be there for a lot longer then you'll have to if you don't follow eiki's instructions to the letter

>> No.42270518
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>>42270475
I just tried that, but the door was locked.
And now Shiki-sama pushed me to the floor and started panting heavily.
Is she okay? Do I need to get her medical assistance somehow?
>>42270490
Give in to what? You're not making any sense here, anon.

>> No.42270554

>>42270518
She just needs to be reminded that she is still on the clock and has a job to do. If that doesn't snap her out of it then there is definitely something wrong and you need to call for assistance.

>> No.42270754
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>>42270554
She told me that her shift just ended, and that she's merely decided to personally oversee my punishment.
She started to take off her clothes now. Is she going to take a bath? Is my punishment to serve as her butler and wash her clothes for her?

>> No.42270781

>>42270754
Yes. You should take the clothes and get started.

>> No.42273623

>>42270754
Have you tried turning her off and turning her on again?

>> No.42275726
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oh no she doesn't allow you to die a virgin

>> No.42278297

>>41906862
Fpbp

>> No.42278321
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Staring at the yama's thighs while being lectured!

>> No.42282694

>>41906830
well okay what do i do?

>> No.42286645
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>>41906830
Imagine it, you'd be stuck in Eiki's house all day (like she'd ever let her husband wander out in the realms of the undead). She'd have a huge list of housework she'd demand you to do every day, and lord protect you if you slack on it even slightly. Once you've done all that by the time you finish she should arrive home, where she'll inspect all that you've done to make sure your work meets her high standards. Pass that, then she'll get in the bath you've prepared for her, as you start work making her a meal. Finally she'll get out, and over dinner tell you about all of her work, all of the souls that she's seen, and their sins and how they should've known better. You'd not get any word in but a few bits of agreement. Finally, she'll demand you follow her to the bedroom, but you're not there to have fun, you're there to work. She'll demand you massage every part of her body, from her sore back to feet. Finally, once she's loosened up, she'll have you go hard to work at sexually pleasing her, using your mouth and rod, and it would be very inappropriate for you to cum before she's been satisfied.

And heaven help you if Komachi decides to bum out in Eiki's house for the day. You'd have to figure out how to get rid of her, how to keep her from ruining the house, and how to avoid Eiki's wrath by the end of the day.

Now anon, does any of that sound fun to you?

>> No.42291881

>>42286645
yeah kinda...

>> No.42291943

>>42286645
Why is there so much housework that needs to be done? Is it because Eiki lives in an unnecessarily large estate? That's avarice. Any non-sinful reason for it boils down to something like unreasonable over-zealousness. So, just ask her to be more reasonable. If she won't be, that's probably a kind of sin too.

If Eiki is so corrupt that she insists on all of these things regardless then she can just do whatever she wants to me.

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>>42278321
It's quite the sight

>> No.42299487
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>>42291943
It's only natural for a Yama to live a perfect life and make an example out of herself for the sinful souls.

>> No.42305540 [DELETED] 

>>42270439
I dont think its safe to enter there...

>> No.42305712

>>42286645
The question there would be why she would pick me, a lifelong slob, for this task.

>> No.42308578

>>42305712
Thats exactly why she chose you, you needed the hardest reform so she gave it to you

>> No.42316613

Remember to bump Eiki-sama's thread or you'll be judged black!

>> No.42321642

>>42316613
Why?

>> No.42322030
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Do you prefer young or mature judge?

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>>42322030
Kitty judge!

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>> No.42330471

>>42322030
not matter which I prefer a smaller chest to a larger one, just the way she blows

>> No.42330484
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>>42321642
Not helping spread the Yama's virtues is a quick way to spending a few lifetimes in hell!

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>>42327478

>> No.42335299

>>42322030
I like the mature one.

>> No.42335803

>>42335060
Are those suggestive kind of clothes allowed in the courtroom?

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>>42335803
It's not like you can see what she's wearing below the waist anyway.

>> No.42337959

>>42337024
Thats why she usually wears sweatpants

>> No.42338231
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Eiki touches herself a lot when she's all alone and out of sight.

>> No.42339556

>>42335803
Are you going to tell the yama 'No'?

>> No.42339754

>>42338231
So everytime she's not at work?

>> No.42343551

how bad could it be?

>> No.42343659

>>42339754
Please don't bully the kind and gentle yama, she has friends! She has a social life! Everyone in the village loves to receive her lectures!

>> No.42352562
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>>42343659
And those outside the village!

>> No.42354539

>>42352562
The Yama is super popular, she can't even count how many spirits or oni confessed to her!

>> No.42356769

>>42343551
It wont

>> No.42359967

>>42356769
It will

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>> No.42367461

>>42367254
The yama is flat! FLAT!
and thats a good thing

>> No.42367545

>>42367461
Flat is justice

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>>42367545
This justice is flat.

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>> No.42387080
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>> No.42387216

>>42387080
Date outfit!

>> No.42394203
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>>42387216
A day off work with Eiki!

>> No.42394245

I will give Eiki a potion of Expand Chest.

>> No.42394511

Fucking idiot, I'll just give her a compress chest potion after

>> No.42394532

I'll just give her a potion of Perma Expand Chest and also a potion of Plumpen Posterior too.

>> No.42394540

I'm just gonna fucking kill (You) at this point

>> No.42394554

Too bad for you I drank a potion of invincibility.

>> No.42394561

I hate you

>> No.42394564

I'll give you a potion of love so you get over yourself mkay

>> No.42394572

NO

>> No.42394574

Yeah

>> No.42394581

Maybe

>> No.42397939
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>> No.42406077

Saving all these anons by bumping Eiki's thread!

>> No.42406212

>>42406077
You are the hero we need

>> No.42406857
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>> No.42406876

>>42406077
>>42406212
Kiss

>> No.42406938

>>42406876
Eiki looks down upon homosexuality

>> No.42409357

>>42406857
That shirt would slide right off of Eiki's flat as a board chest

>> No.42412548
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42412548

The Yama has such a big butt. Why?

>> No.42412636

>>42412548
She sits down for most of the time so naturally she needs some cushioning to make it bearable.

>> No.42413110
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>> No.42413256

>>42413110
Her face when RICO exterminated the mob in Boston and she's out of a job

captcha: soxg8r

>> No.42413271

>>42394203
>rings
cute

>> No.42416038
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42416038

If you married Eiki would she retire from being yama? Consider the measure of Right and Wrong Eiki judges by is based off of expected behavior, like when Eiki chastised Yuuka for not being youkai enough or warning Cirno about growing above her station. Therefore, shouldn't the Right action for her be to retire and enter into the wife's traditional role?

>> No.42425258
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>> No.42425524

>>42416038
I mean, can yama even quit?

>> No.42433206
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>>42425524
Maybe. She was originally a statue that gathered enough faith to take human form. I doubt she was made yama instantly afterwards so I assume there's some hierarchy she climbed. And if you can climb a hierarchy, it makes sense if there's ways to descend or exit it altogether.

>> No.42433220

>>42412548
This is still up two days later.

>> No.42433580

>>42433220
There's clearly nothing lewd about that photo as everything is properly censored you see

>> No.42433613

>>42433580
It needs to get taken down for being so indecent. Don't you know how disrespectful it is to the Yama to just go around posting her big, bubbly ass like that? She is an OFFICIAL of the ministry of right and wrong. This is an OUTRAGE

>> No.42437365
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Eiki grew her hair out (but still kept it asymmetrical).

>> No.42444583

>>42437365
what else did she grow out

>> No.42446544
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>>42444583
Your sentence.

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>> No.42456192

>>42446544
too cute

>> No.42459857

>>42083401
if i am not mistaken purgatory is just somethings Dante made up

>> No.42464302
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>> No.42467007

>>42459857
Forgot who made it up but it doesn't have any basis anyways
Kinda the same with the circles of hell which was dante, and once again has no basis

>> No.42467876

>>42459857
>>42467007
Dante made up plenty of conceptions we have of Heaven and Hell

>> No.42471997
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>> No.42479406
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42479406

I wonder if Eiki ever regrets putting Yuyuko in charge of the Netherworld.

>> No.42479416

>>42479406
I asked Eiki, she said no and "get back to work already"

>> No.42479456

>>42479416
Thanks for the input, Komachi.

>> No.42483598
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42483598

The ghost is in charge now.

>> No.42487789

>>42483598
Says who?

>> No.42491846
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42491846

>>42487789
One of Hecatia's passing whims. She gave Eiki the choice to let Yuyuko wear the hat or receive a new uniform.

>> No.42491923

>>42064633
I met up with Kogasa Tatara for sex but when I got there I realized they weren't Kogasa at all. They were actually a fat balding man

>> No.42495906

>>42491923
How can you know? How do I know if my Touhou is actually a fat balding man!?

>> No.42496121

>>42495906
Do not confuse Touhou and Hololive.

>> No.42501149
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>> No.42508085

>>42376227
you are correct!

>> No.42511839

I'm going to go into the staff lounge and eat Eiki's lunch!

>> No.42518363

>>42511839
Don't do it anon, that makes mustard gas!

>> No.42519078

>>42491846
Hecatia doesn't have any say in the Ministry of Right and Wrong, though.

>> No.42523227

>>42519078
does too

>> No.42529260

>>42519078
anon, Hecatia is the head nigga in charge of the Ministry
she's Eiki's boss's boss's boss

>> No.42529361

>>42529260
Anon, the Ministry is governed by the ten Yama Kings, who command the judges and the kishin, who in turn have the shinigami and oni as their subordinates.
They're one of many factions residing in hell (and as the most organized, possibly the strongest overall), which is a place with a strong bent towards doing what you want.
Hecatia is a powerful player in hell's landscape, but she's not some sort of dictator with absolute control over the entirety of hell. When she yama set up shop, she basically just went "y'all have fun now", and let them do their thing, since they didn't bother her.

You need to at least read Perfect Memento in Strict Sense and Alternative Facts in Eastern Utopia, anon.

>> No.42532423
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>> No.42542576
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42542576

Apron Komachi is far too cute and Eiki knows it.

>> No.42550202
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>>42542576
Apron Eiki is cute too.

>> No.42551893
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42551893

After a hard day of work.

>> No.42560528

>>42518363
What the hell does Eiki eat?

>> No.42560597

>>42529361
>>42529260
>You need to at least read Perfect Memento in Strict Sense and Alternative Facts in Eastern Utopia
A few pages-one shot and a glorified magazine? Read the more fleshed out works like forbidden sorcery and horned hermit first.

>> No.42560710

>>42560528
cool crystals

>> No.42560946
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>>41906830

>> No.42564294

>>42560946
Unfriendly

>> No.42569761

>>42483598
Is Yuyuko also a subordinate of Eiki like Kutaka and Komachi?

>> No.42575754

>>42569761
It's possible. PMiSS has a sentence about "the Yama" appointing her to the position of ruling the Netherworld. It could also have been Eiki's predecessor or a colleague for all I know. Yuyuko does mention Eiki visiting her (for an unrelated reason) in Youmu's PoFV ending.

>> No.42575773

>>42551893
Complaining about our mutual hard ass boss with Komachi!

>> No.42575844
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>>42569761
All signs point to that being the case, yes.
Youmu also ends up giving a report to Eiki in one of her WBaWC's endings, so the Yama clearly have some level of authority over Yuyuko and her underlings.

>> No.42578905
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>>42575844

>> No.42578978

>>42578905
It's true. My neighbor showed Touhou ending and the next day he was found brutally murders and in blood was
N
C
Z

>> No.42579221
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>>42578905
I do not fear the words of a gachaslut.

>> No.42579311

>>42575844
>>42579221
You're done, anon.

>> No.42585742
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42585742

>>42579221
Eiki will NOT view this favorably when your time comes.

>> No.42587402 [DELETED] 

>>41906830

>> No.42587753

>>42575773
Uh, Anon... look closely behind Komachi.

>> No.42592928

>>42587753
God imagine the horror, you're complaining about your boss while they're next to you without noticing.

>> No.42593382

Thank goodness we stopped posting the Yama's ass, it makes her really upset and embarrassed when somebody does that and it is against the law.

>> No.42595349
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42595349

Did somebody say "yama ass"?

>> No.42595994

>>42595349
That is against the law delete yourself immediately.

>> No.42603346

>>42595994
Given how often she judges us, is it not fair for us to judge something of hers in turn?

>> No.42603732

>>42603346
That's a sin you fucking sinner, you can't just stare at the Yama's ass like that if she doesn't consent.

>> No.42608096

Eiki more like sekxi haha get it?

>> No.42608305 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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42608305

heeey so cuteeee and juicyyyyy

check this new game with this girl:9
but male character is moving on tweet fuxxxxk.lol

https://twitter.com/NFTpancakegames/status/1623221318404694018?s=20&t=ES0Nxq76u5UDphBQh3YHpA

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42608368

oh,,,it should not categorize to spoiler...lol
just a cutieeeee

>> No.42609765

>>42608305
>>42608368
KILL YOURSELF

>> No.42609785
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>> No.42615421

>>42609785
White!

>> No.42617077

>>41906830
I'd rather with Komachi

>> No.42617160
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42617160

>>42615421
It is the colour that represents purity.
Black undergarments are for skanks.

>> No.42617686

STOP POSTING THE YAMA'S ASS
YOU'RE GONNA GO TO JAIL
EIKI WOULD NEVER SHOW OFF HER PANTIES LIKE THAT

>> No.42623219

>>41906830
I'm ok with this.

>> No.42623277

>>42617160
Only her future lover is allowed to see her wearing black.

>> No.42629388 [DELETED] 

>>41906830
>>41906830

>> No.42632803
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>>42617160
I'd figure Eiki would go for black and white stripes.

>> No.42641203
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42641203

Yama feet with shoes?

>> No.42641212
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>>42641203
Or without shoes?

>> No.42641221

>>42641212
She has the nasty ass kind of hobbit feet I have from walking miles in shoes that aren't meant for it.

>> No.42641244

>>42641221
>She has the nasty ass kind of hobbit feet I have from walking miles in shoes that aren't meant for it
Imagine the taste

>> No.42649698
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Bunbunmaru Exclusive:
Yamaxanadu Caught on Camera With Secret Boyfriend!

>> No.42657741
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42657741

>>42649698
Aya getting the exclusive scoops!

>> No.42663740
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42663740

Gentlemen, it's been an honour.

>> No.42664901

>>42649698
That's just her sister. They're just catching up like normal siblings do.
I can't believe that Aya's newspaper has reached such lows already.

>> No.42666884

>>42664901
Why can't you believe it?

>> No.42669883
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>>42664901
Aya's going to get hers eventually. Not even she can outrun judgment.

>> No.42673913
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42673913

The Yama sure is kind to prepare these chocolates for me.
I'm not sure why she's blushing like that, though. It's just friendship chocolate, after all.

>> No.42673924

>>42673913
Obligatory chocolate from my boss!

>> No.42675398

>>42632803
Black and white, without any trace of gray. Just like morality.

>> No.42675484

What's the final verdict?

>> No.42676333
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>> No.42676955

The Yama's work is done... for now...

>> No.42677064
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You did it /jp/. You've avoided the automatic black judgment if Eiki's thread archived early. You now have a chance to live a good life so Eiki can declare white when you next meet. Don't disappoint her!

>> No.42677474

>>42675484
The yama is very cute.

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