Would Youmu make a good girlfriend? I feel like she’s too autistic to know what to do in a relationship.

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Anonymous Fri Nov 11 04:35:13 2022 No.41736928 [Reply] [Original]

Would Youmu make a good girlfriend? I feel like she’s too autistic to know what to do in a relationship.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 04:41:10 2022 No.41736948 No. Her dedication to Yuyuko would interfere too much in the relationship to be a proper partner for anyone. The same is true for all servant 2hus whose devotion to their master is their one personality trait

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 04:42:25 2022 No.41736954 >>41736948 What if yuyuko orders her to suck your cock

Anonymous Fri Nov 11 05:01:55 2022 No.41737025 [DELETED]

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>>41736954
What if yuyuko orders her to have a lot of sex with you and get pregnant multiple times with your babies so Yuyuko will have her own army of Youmus

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 05:28:29 2022 No.41737124 >>41736928 as long as you take it in stride that she'll listen to yuyuko's words first and foremost and put her daily chores ahead of you then it all comes down to taking her autism in full force.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 06:02:35 2022 No.41737291 File: 307 KB, 640x640, image_2022-11-11_000227123.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41737124 >>41736948 Just work for Yuyuko, now you get to spend time with her. There problem solved

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 06:16:17 2022 No.41737365 >>41736928 >Would Youmu make a good girlfriend? If her anal doujins are any indication of what she's capable to do as a girlfriend, then, yes!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 06:20:26 2022 No.41737382 >>41737365 Girlfriends are more than a sex toy to beat your meat stick with. Youmu deserves to be respected, cared for and protected

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 06:26:01 2022 No.41737398 >>41737382 >Youmu deserves to be respected You lost me there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 06:28:50 2022 No.41737409 >>41736928 She would but much like with Sakuya, Eirin or Clownpiece their Masters will be more important then you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 06:36:20 2022 No.41737430 File: 355 KB, 850x1207, Youmu rides the roller coaster.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41737291 >yeah bro just head to a realm where nothing is alive that you have to fly to get too Akari is baka

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 06:40:29 2022 No.41737448 >>41736928 And you think you aren't?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 06:44:17 2022 No.41737456 File: 82 KB, 740x810, youmu n' yuyuko7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41736948 Yuyuko seems like the type that'd want her darling gardener to follow her heart.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 08:15:17 2022 No.41737736 >>41737430 wayq?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 08:36:47 2022 No.41737821 >>41737430 Yeah so I just gotta die

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 09:30:10 2022 No.41738017 File: 164 KB, 600x686, a ghost.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41737821 Now your wife is terrified of you, good job.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 09:30:59 2022 No.41738023 >>41737456 Yeah she seems like it. Too bad that attitude is part of her act and she’s actually a conniving slavedriver. Forget Youmu following her heart, she’d want Youmu to follow her orders to the kitchen and get yuyu her next course of dinner.

Anonymous Fri Nov 11 09:41:21 2022 No.41738064

>>41738017
>anon loves youmu
>he tries to flirt with her in the village
>shes nice so she talks with him and hears him out
>anon somehow manages to beat out a friendship despite himself
>gets invited to visit manor for tea
>anon forgets he can't fly
>anon gets the kappa make him a method to fly up into the portal
>anon aquires a jetpack
>the Kappa gave no QA
>anon dies after a long jump and short fall
>thanks to his intense autistic desire he doesn't become a spirit
>he becomes a ghost instead
>as a ghost he easily gets to the manor in time for tea
>yuyuko joins your little hangout
>she casually mentions your a ghost and thinks it neat
>youmu freezes and starts panicking
>you now have to start from square one again but with youmu not wanting to see you
>such is the (un)life retard-kun

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 15:27:16 2022 No.41741187 >>41737025 >filename selfcest?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 16:54:41 2022 No.41741828 File: 217 KB, 900x851, 1562793247003.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41736928 >I feel like she’s too autistic to know what to do in a relationship. half of /jp/ is not in a position to judge that, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 20:37:36 2022 No.41743356 >>41738017 D'OH

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 20:45:44 2022 No.41743411 That doujin where Yuyuko makes Youmu have anal sex with a man and then licks her clean afterwards is probably pretty accurate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 21:13:14 2022 No.41743548 >>41738064 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 21:51:31 2022 No.41743773 >>41743548 The narrator. Can't you tell?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 22:39:28 2022 No.41744116 >>41736928 Youmu is a dork and a molestor.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 22:42:23 2022 No.41744134 >>41744116 The worst kind of evil is the one who believes it does nothing wrong. Youmu needs to understand not all boys like constant sex with women.

Anonymous Fri Nov 11 22:47:20 2022 No.41744164
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>>41744134
Don't be stupid Anon, if a boy doesn't want it then his penis doesn't get hard! They just play hard to get and say things like "stop" and "I have a girlfriend" and "please don't do this, put the sword away you're hurting me".

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 23:48:49 2022 No.41744595 >>41743411 it was a pretty good one ngl, suprisingly not too many doujins with yuyuko being a glutton like that

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 11:57:55 2022 No.41749203 File: 1.55 MB, 1024x1536, 102717892_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want my eyes to always look at Youmu, and no one else

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 14:23:18 2022 No.41750419 >>41736928

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 22:07:40 2022 No.41754105 File: 141 KB, 1200x1500, __konpaku_youmu_and_konpaku_youmu_touhou_drawn_by_shishiky__830a042c0ca4b7532c8b434dbd58a342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No Youmu those are Yuyuko's pancakes!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 22:12:51 2022 No.41754153 >>41736928 >too autistic to know what to do in a relationship. so, what do you do in one?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 02:43:07 2022 No.41756376 >>41754153 You spend time chatting and fucking, obviously. I mean, can't be that hard right?

Anonymous Mon Nov 14 00:04:20 2022 No.41764502
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>>41754153
>>41756376
Is Youmu we are talking about, the chatting sure will be pretty autistic and dorky

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 02:30:05 2022 No.41765278 File: 971 KB, 800x1054, 1646534996785.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Burn in Hell and never get out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 08:31:59 2022 No.41766665 File: 65 KB, 412x591, __patchouli_knowledge_touhou_drawn_by_shirogane_platinum__04e1e17004a5de7a72ce783bd6c69540.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ITT: normaltards coping they'll never be reel human being enough to be with best girl Youmu

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 08:34:31 2022 No.41766675 File: 2.78 MB, 1500x2200, 28122c18e309cd79df171458eef1d798.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ITT: normalfags cope they'll never be enough of a reel human being to even be allowed close to Youmu, my angel

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 11:40:24 2022 No.41767481 >>41737456 She really isn't When she finds youmu studying, she tells her off and tells her to get back to the kitchen I am not joking

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 11:42:04 2022 No.41767495 >>41736928 Fuck Yuyuko first and then you will get Youmu as a bonus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 14:01:16 2022 No.41768989 >>41767481 Just keep bringing food gifts for yuyuko when you come over and soon she'll welcome you, doubly if you can cook well. Yuyu may only pretend to be an airhead but she still knows what's good for her

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 15:40:17 2022 No.41770108 >>41736928

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 19:21:51 2022 No.41771837 File: 765 KB, 1062x752, __konpaku_youmu_and_konpaku_youmu_touhou_drawn_by_rital__4fbf3c209e0845b8ec4d705c40a5e14e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Youmu is for getting fucked by tanned and blonde gyaruo boys

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 20:19:40 2022 No.41772281 File: 109 KB, 780x1103, 1450958105008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Youmu is for being her own person and falling in love with me

Anonymous Mon Nov 14 20:28:17 2022 No.41772370
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>>41772281
Youmu is for get impregnate and abandoned by me while i leave her for any other woman who is wearing a headband

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 13:32:14 2022 No.41779096 File: 636 KB, 900x900, __konpaku_youmu_touhou_drawn_by_hanya_hanya_yashiki__8e975b58ee1e0720b13d691b3a1f16d0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41736928 A date with Youmu would be extremely awkward

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 16 07:59:26 2022 No.41785605 File: 1.58 MB, 2024x1425, youmu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] youmu best girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 16 08:04:14 2022 No.41785622 File: 124 KB, 749x728, youmu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 16 08:06:34 2022 No.41785633 File: 811 KB, 828x966, konpaku_youmu_by_kaioken05-d82eyjh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41785622 where can i take this personality test??

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 16 20:39:12 2022 No.41790118 >>41785633 He left us for dead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 16 21:37:13 2022 No.41790531 >>41785633 Think i found it. Albeit the interface looks slightly different, the results are the same.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 16 21:43:38 2022 No.41790582 >>41785633 https://www.gotoquiz.com/which_touhou_character_suits_you

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 16 23:14:24 2022 No.41791302 File: 31 KB, 272x400, youmubutt.jfif.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 16 23:24:51 2022 No.41791372 >>41785622 I got Aya.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 00:10:45 2022 No.41791697 >>41785622 I got Flan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 00:12:19 2022 No.41791712 >>41785622 I am a slug apparently.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 00:17:06 2022 No.41791748 File: 493 KB, 1114x706, I_Got_A_Rock_-_Charlie_Brown_Halloween.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41785622 I got a rock...

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 00:17:56 2022 No.41791753 >>41785622 Reimu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 00:18:21 2022 No.41791754 >>41791748 nice

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 00:29:24 2022 No.41791835 File: 88 KB, 622x732, reisen.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41785622 very nice

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 00:33:51 2022 No.41791864 >>41791835 you are a sex crazed rabbit

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 06:16:51 2022 No.41793893 File: 222 KB, 720x1281, Screenshot_20221117-071546_Chrome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41785622 Sanae

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 06:17:26 2022 No.41793895 >>41791835 >>41791864 I also got Reisen

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 06:28:53 2022 No.41793936 If I have the question about friends on none I get like 90 percent for Flan but if I have one/few selected shes not even 40 percent. Poor Flan

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 06:43:53 2022 No.41793981 >>41793936 That tends to happen when you're locked in the basement

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 06:49:02 2022 No.41794004 File: 516 KB, 1036x1450, 1638039842808.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41793981 Yes but just because I have no friends doesn't mean I'm like Flan

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 06:51:28 2022 No.41794011 >>41794004 What if we become friends then

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 06:53:33 2022 No.41794020 File: 288 KB, 1000x719, 1665870124830.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41794011 We could be friends

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 12:34:05 2022 No.41795796 >>41736928 No. She's dumb and kind of a bitch. Also half necrophilia.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 13:29:23 2022 No.41796325 >>41736928 Yes. She's smart and kind of a nice girl. Also loves humans

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 19:31:48 2022 No.41799530 Youmu is a funny drunk

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 19:47:43 2022 No.41799647 >>41791302 Hitting her from behind is to this date the most potent interdimensional device I've ever invented

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 09:28:36 2022 No.41804394 File: 445 KB, 1284x1849, CDEA91B7-2446-4316-B0AB-839712B84157.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wow, she’s literally me!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 02:13:18 2022 No.41810751 File: 782 KB, 1080x2400, Screenshot_2022-11-19-03-12-41-213_com.brave.browser.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41785622 Damn

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 07:00:15 2022 No.41812603 >>41799530 describe drunk youmu please

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 07:13:51 2022 No.41812649 >>41812603 Drunk Youmu is like regular Youmu but drunk instead

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 07:16:01 2022 No.41812657 File: 357 KB, 1692x2048, Kokoro think.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41812649 ah naruhodo...

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 16:28:28 2022 No.41816270 >>41736928 >to know what to do in a relationship this >>>>> to a girl that has previous experience

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 16:37:06 2022 No.41816335 File: 24 KB, 814x891, e99bd33e6f6e88199600548191d47863f4fe94f4cefebc8b164a32209a305118.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41741828 >half very optimistic that you think even 1/2 of jp is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 16:37:46 2022 No.41816341 >>41785622 I got the marisa. Ze

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 16:47:52 2022 No.41816420 File: 91 KB, 542x646, Screenshot from 2022-11-19 09-43-14.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41810751 this town ain't big enough for the two of uss

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 17:08:34 2022 No.41816565 File: 354 KB, 750x1064, 1799082B-C352-4682-BA41-A3837EC6C3FD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41785622 hehe

Anonymous Sat Nov 19 17:28:34 2022 No.41816715
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>>41790531
>>41790582
Shiiet thanks
I forgot this thread existed. Anyway the test says i best wife up the lazy depressed broke miko. i don't get it i think at least one in a couple should not be a dysfunctional autist

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 17:50:56 2022 No.41816923 File: 1.77 MB, 2894x4093, 102932238_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] help

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 18:08:16 2022 No.41817058 >>41816565 >Will not attack >One game has her literally kill people ?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 21:28:43 2022 No.41818346 >>41817058 >Youmu likely will not attack anyone for no reason Reading comprehension, my dude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 22:38:24 2022 No.41818909 >>41818346 >Kill someone because your dead waifu told you too, even if you don't know the consequences Good enough reason I guess

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 22:39:59 2022 No.41818925 >>41818346 >Kill someone because your dead waifu told you to, even if you don't know the consequences Good enough reason I guess

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 22:52:48 2022 No.41819049 >>41818925 I mean, you wouldn't?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 23:03:03 2022 No.41819134 >>41817058 >>41818346 >>41818925 Which game?

>>	Good company v Sun Nov 20 22:12:08 2022 No.41829298 bumping youmu's thread!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 22:54:08 2022 No.41829602 >>41819134 Literally her intro game you secondary you

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 22:59:40 2022 No.41829635 >>41829602 How?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 23:00:32 2022 No.41829640 >>41738023 >>41767481 I reject your canon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 23:32:07 2022 No.41829848 File: 534 KB, 1080x1684, 1668987079401.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41785622 I an destined to become Aya

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 01:25:23 2022 No.41830600 youmu is a fucking BITCH and a SLUT

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 05:33:54 2022 No.41832521 Didn't ask

>>	Good company v Mon Nov 21 05:34:18 2022 No.41832527 but I did

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 05:36:42 2022 No.41832536 >>41736928

>>	FUCK Mon Nov 21 06:38:22 2022 No.41832759 File: 37 KB, 546x630, FUCK.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 07:15:45 2022 No.41832887 >>41832759 Ha! You're a rapist dork!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 07:22:55 2022 No.41832926 File: 405 KB, 1440x2108, Chsn9015195289.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I got Reisen 3 times in a row. I guess this means I am Reisen nos.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 07:30:44 2022 No.41832965 File: 567 KB, 1280x960, Reisen shoot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41832926 you and me both bro, not only on the quiz but even on the shitty touhou gacha I got Reisen as my first

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 14:03:41 2022 No.41835214 >>41832887 read it like "you're a wizard harry!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 01:15:49 2022 No.41839846 >>41736928

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>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 11:25:50 2022 No.41842975 >>41736928 She would make a good boyfriend instead

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