/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

ITT your deepest secret, /jp/-edition.
I'll get the ball rolling by confessing that I take an unhealthy amount of pleasure in following the bogus links the AT bot posts to unsuccessfully blend in, to the point I have recently taken to actively sift through the threads with the sole purpose of finding them. Clicking on the links is guaranteed to hold some surprise and sometimes it can even prove an eye-opening experience.
Your turn.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

I am a girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>4124906
I knew it!

[IN elite !EiENTeirl2 No.]

I'm the one who has been forcing real deal and disney.

[mugenjohncel !!Oy+LavZ+kRU No.]

I used to be a die-hard fan of Slipknot.

[Remilia Scarlet No.]

/jp/, I'm a 33 year old man. I'm married and have a 14 year old son. I mainly play Touhou, and have been loyal to ZUN for about a year and a half now.

[Anonymous No.]

Bump for other juicy secrets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4124935
You're the one who keeps on saying "2hu" and "nekofags"?

[CINERIA !DoLLFaGERs No.]

I prefer girls whose first language isn't English, even if they're fluent.

[Kooh !9WUSc85B6o No.]

I like little girls for reasons other than fucking and sexual appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm the one who has been forcing ShKanontrice in every Umineko threads.
I actually only played the first 3 games and have absolutely no interest in that series.
All the knowledge I got about the episodes I didn't play was from reading some spoilers here and there.
Only reason I started this was to annoy the shippers faggot who came from /a/.

I wasn't serious about it at first but it looks like the theory I made on the spot is true after all, Umineko is even worse than I thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4125570
hahahaha good one

[Anonymous No.]

I post the most Japanese bird cooking spaghetti threads, and I'm not Jones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4125603
>ShKanontrice
This is retarded. I am surprised how the f/a/ggots lap it up like it is real. Keep up the good work anon, today is the first day in a while where I didn't see constant umineko spam and oh desire.jpg.
Where did the oh desire shit come from anyway? I don't think I read any "desire" crap in the VN and if something would be spam it would be small bombs.

[Sonny No.]

I'm illegal

[Anonymous No.]

I have no plans of graduating from Touhou's easymodo, and I will never play for score.

I will 1cc each game on easy then delete them and never play again.

[Remilia Scarlet No.]

>>4125640
Someone haven't heard the Umineko ED.

[eirei emiya !NERO.ByayA No.]

I am actually a sorcerer.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a pedo and wish to have my own little girl, but I am too ashamed at myself and refuse to put someone so innocent into such a situation.

Fuck, I hate myself sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>confession thread
Go back to /b/ and/or /r9k/.

Or kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4125735

Look, if you don't like the thread you might as well ignore it. Its presence won't affect your stay on this board, much less your enjoyment unless you mash on the F5 button all day long so don't be such a crybaby for nothing.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>ITT your deepest secret, /jp/-edition.

I see dead people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4125669
That's no confession. I bet everyone on /jp/ feels that way.

[Anonymous No.]

I've never played touhou, I've never played a VN.
Except for Umineko
I come from /a/ and only started playing the VN halfway through the anime series
I came to /a/ in 2008

[Anonymous No.]

I'm worried because my penis looks nothing like the ones in eroge.