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Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:08:10 2010 No.4102579 [Reply] [Original]

Suppose you are the tofu shop owner in the human village, and one day Ran shows up and offer money for some fried tofu, i.e., dispite her being a youkai, she dared to show up in the human village, being civil and well mannered and all, offering to commit the human transactional behavior we humans call 'purchasing' with you for your products, an act that is normally only done with other humans. She has taken the unusual step (for her kind) to show the earnestness of doing this the human way offering human currency in exchange for what she wants, instead of ripping your head out and drinking your blood out of your neck while eating and taking away all your fried tofu in the process.
What would you do then? Would you treat her like a normal customer impartially and without prejudice? Or would you react as if a nigger showed up in your shop?

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:11:10 2010 No.4102586 >>4102579 I'd shrug my shoulders and sell her whatever she wants. It's perfectly normal in here, after all, and she's a good customer. Not to mention she can kill me in a matter of nanoseconds.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:11:10 2010 No.4102589 [x] Would raep and impregnate

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:12:10 2010 No.4102592 What kind of silly question is that? Waifus should be treated like waifus.

Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:12:10 2010 No.4102594
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Me: Die monster! You don't belong in this world!
Me: You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!
Ran: Perhaps the same could be said of your human shrine maiden and magician.
ME: Your words are as empty as your soul! Now get out before I grab my hunting rifle.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:13:10 2010 No.4102599 >>4102594 >hunting rifle enjoy your rusty knife

>>	^_^; Sat Jan 9 11:14:10 2010 No.4102603 Foxes really aren't the kind of youkai that would attack someone that didn't offer some great offense; most likely though she wouldn't pay for tofu, instead taking the free tofu that Rinnosuke leaves out for her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:18:10 2010 No.4102626 File: 193 KB, 500x375, 0a8f829adc9a6b81acc5-L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] One of the more disgusting variety of Japanese food. Apart from uncooked fish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:20:10 2010 No.4102634 File: 12 KB, 250x240, 0312-misozuke2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder how many human heads she ripped out for all that money to by fried tofu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:21:10 2010 No.4102638 >>4102626 Eh, not really. It doesn't hold a candle to natto.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:21:10 2010 No.4102642 >instead of ripping your head out and drinking your blood out of your neck while eating and taking away all your fried tofu in the process. She is a fox youkai.. it's more likely she would just steal it or trick you out of it with an illusion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:22:10 2010 No.4102644 File: 78 KB, 594x792, fried ran.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ran the first time she succeed with monetary transaction with human.

Koma !ZoSWhgaKAI Sat Jan 9 11:22:10 2010 No.4102648

>>4102579
Well to me I would think this is a damned if you do, damned if you don't situation so why not treat her nicely, because she might kill you if you say No and take the food anyway OR I can stay alive and at least get some money, perhaps a regular customer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:23:10 2010 No.4102650 Youkai shop in the human village all the fucking time This is canon And this thread is stupid

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:24:10 2010 No.4102652 >>4102642 You mean like demonstrating Supa Tenko?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:26:10 2010 No.4102668 File: 194 KB, 800x882, 4031690.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would animal traps work on Ran and Chen?

Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:26:10 2010 No.4102667
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>>4102579
She's an incredibly powerful youkai, strong enough to be an extra boss in one game, has a servant/daughter who is strong enough to be an extra midboss in her presence, and has a master who is literally omnipotent.

So pissing her off seems like the smart thing to do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:26:10 2010 No.4102662 Youkai can tear a human limb from limb without breaking a sweat; what kind of idiot would piss one off by discriminating against it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:29:10 2010 No.4102682 >>4102667 Suuuuuurely Ran would know better than to kick off a fuss inside the human village? I think it is actually in Ran's interest to be civil, even if she is discriminated against.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:29:10 2010 No.4102686 >>4102650 NO-FUN-ALLOWED.gif

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:30:10 2010 No.4102690 >>4102668 >animal traps You mean Wriggle?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:31:10 2010 No.4102699 File: 194 KB, 480x600, 3744742.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Last Spell: HEAVENLY FRIED TOFU

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:32:10 2010 No.4102705 >>4102686 Not for retards. They can go have fun on /a/ or shrinemaiden if they want.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:33:10 2010 No.4102713 >>4102686 But it's true. This thread is pointless and OP needs to read PMiSS.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:33:10 2010 No.4102715 File: 299 KB, 760x960, 2618215.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] secret relationship revealed

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:34:10 2010 No.4102719 >>4102682 She doesn't have to kick up a fuss in the human village, she can just say 'I understand.' go home, call in a favor with Yukari and suddenly you get transported via gap into a male Turkish prison colony.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:37:10 2010 No.4102735 >>4102719 Even Yukari have political reasons not to mess with the humans in the human village.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:38:10 2010 No.4102747 >>4102735 If you're that big of a douche, I don't think her gapping you into buttfuckland would cause any trouble with the village. They'd probably be glad to get rid of you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:38:10 2010 No.4102750 File: 465 KB, 709x991, orin laugh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4102690 I laughed a little.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:39:10 2010 No.4102758 You are now imagining sandwiching your erected cock in between two slices of fried tofu in front of Ran.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:39:10 2010 No.4102759 >>4102719 People keep forgetting, but Ran is powerful by herself, has skills similar to Yukari AND, more or less, can use Yukari's power. She wouldn't need to ask for help.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:41:10 2010 No.4102765 >>4102579 Money is money, customers are customers. She will have her fried tofu!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:41:10 2010 No.4102762 >>4102747 underage much?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:42:10 2010 No.4102768 >>4102765 But you're forgetting.... a nigger is in your shop.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:43:10 2010 No.4102775 >>4102579 I'd do anything to make her pull the face she's pulling in that picture.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:43:10 2010 No.4102777 File: 54 KB, 500x504, yukari gap shhh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4102735 If she needed to do it secretly, she could just make sure you were gapped when there were no witnesses. Gaps leave no evidence.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:45:10 2010 No.4102792 File: 258 KB, 500x499, 1262285108653.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4102775 I'd prefer to make her pull this face.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:46:10 2010 No.4102798 >>4102777 In a simple world like Gensokyo with youkai roaming outside human settlements, what would you think would first come across people's minds when someone mysteriously disappeared without a trace?

Anonymous of Austria Sat Jan 9 11:46:10 2010 No.4102799

>>4102768
Kitsune can disguise as humans.

>>4102650
"Youkai shop in the human village all the fucking time => Ran shops in the human village?" Yes:
"That fox came here just now to buy some fried tofu. She did it right, even though she's an animal." (Tofu shop owner)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:48:10 2010 No.4102808 >>4102579 >instead of ripping your head out and drinking your blood out of your neck while eating and taking away all your fried tofu in the process. You're doing it wrong. If Ran was to do that, she'll be canned by Yukari again

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:49:10 2010 No.4102816 File: 148 KB, 399x550, onii-chan looks delicious.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4102798 Probably not 'he was stolen by Yukari and sent to another world.' Probably something more along the lines of 'a random youkai got him'.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:50:10 2010 No.4102821 File: 5 KB, 125x91, 84411c4beb2c6a64..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4102808 >she'll be canned by Yukari again I fucking lol'd hard

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:52:10 2010 No.4102837 >>4102816 Reimu or Marisa could be the detective for the humans and effortlessly find out the true culprit before bedtime.

Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:53:10 2010 No.4102845
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>>4102837
So then Yukari would be like 'okay, fine' and gap the now incredibly humbled and used shopkeeper back, hopefully having learned not to discriminate against Ran again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:54:10 2010 No.4102846 I'm sure Ran is trying to trick me into something but I humor her and throw in an extra piece.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:55:10 2010 No.4102851 >>4102837 No, if you leave no traces, they'll just fly around aimlessly attacking random people and youkai. And if they attack you, you can always pretend you have no idea what the fuck they're talking about, at worst they'll beat you up and go away.

Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:55:10 2010 No.4102853
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>>4102579
Actually, nonviolent youkai are allowed in the human village without prejudice. There's quite a few of them too, especially around at night. It's the ones that kill people that Keine and whoever protects the village fight and don't allow in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 11:58:10 2010 No.4102869 >>4102853 Like black people roam the streets freely, but racism against them is still prevalent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 12:00:10 2010 No.4102882 >>4102869 But the leader is half black, too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 12:01:10 2010 No.4102888 >>4102882 Well then one could say he has the best of both worlds.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 12:02:10 2010 No.4102895 >>4102882 One drop rule. The leader is black.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 12:02:10 2010 No.4102897 File: 378 KB, 600x700, e076f7438b4136ea3f931b6aa7125551.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4102882 Being incredibly manly helps with being accepted.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 12:03:10 2010 No.4102902 >>4102869 I hardly see Gensokyo's residents as racist. Well... maybe they are, but not in our sense.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 12:03:10 2010 No.4102903 >>4102869 A better metaphor would be "white people roam the streets of nigger districts freely, but the racism against them is still prevalent".

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 12:05:10 2010 No.4102909 >>4102897 Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck now Rinnosuke not only has Yukari's pussy, but he could get in to Ran's pants, and possibly Chen's too!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 12:08:10 2010 No.4102930 File: 481 KB, 1055x1513, caught pt1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4102909 He's a lucky bastard, alright.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 12:11:10 2010 No.4102942 File: 453 KB, 1055x1513, caught pt2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4102930 I think the source circle is Hot Dog Chuck but I don't know the doujin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 12:11:10 2010 No.4102947 >>4102930 >giant Yukari eyebrows what

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 12:13:10 2010 No.4102955 >>4102947 That's how I know it's Hot Dog Chuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 12:21:10 2010 No.4102999 File: 289 KB, 600x800, the marisa you left at the shrine was delicious.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4102947 >giant Yukari eyebrows I'd still hit it. Hard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 12:22:10 2010 No.4103007 >>4102930 >>4102942 Her eyebrows are Japanese birds.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 12:25:10 2010 No.4103022 >>4102942 Come, Spring!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 12:35:10 2010 No.4103053 File: 255 KB, 720x800, Gay in the Yakumo family.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4102715

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sat Jan 9 12:59:10 2010 No.4103172 File: 211 KB, 860x720, yakumotofu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] As a rule of thumb, never take money from a fox spirit. Unless you live in a place where leaves and sticks are acceptable currency.

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