why is patchery so precocious

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Anonymous Thu Jan 7 13:33:20 2010 No.4088036 [Reply] [Original]

why is patchery so precocious

>>	☢ Solar Sect of Mystic Wisdom ☢ King of Gensokyo !9996999696 Thu Jan 7 13:34:20 2010 No.4088045 File: 76 KB, 450x626, 1262419944208.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	☢ Solar Sect of Mystic Wisdom ☢ King of Gensokyo !9996999696 Thu Jan 7 13:36:20 2010 No.4088050 File: 359 KB, 1000x1099, 1262419622447.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Milfeulle is my Waifu !iS.Yuri/S. Thu Jan 7 13:36:20 2010 No.4088052 File: 472 KB, 848x1200, 1261432264538.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Because you touch yourself at night.

>>	☢ Solar Sect of Mystic Wisdom ☢ King of Gensokyo !9996999696 Thu Jan 7 13:38:20 2010 No.4088065 File: 636 KB, 626x1792, 1262694353776.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	☢ Solar Sect of Mystic Wisdom ☢ King of Gensokyo !9996999696 Thu Jan 7 13:39:20 2010 No.4088070 File: 68 KB, 283x900, 1262422821919.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't touch our mukyuu~!!

>>	Anonymous of Russian Federation !6907282216 Thu Jan 7 13:41:20 2010 No.4088081 Why am I such a faggot?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 13:41:20 2010 No.4088083 File: 246 KB, 582x819, 1257567989194.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 13:41:20 2010 No.4088084 File: 479 KB, 1075x1515, 010_265r.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So precocious!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 13:44:20 2010 No.4088103 >patchery a what?

>>	☢ Solar Sect of Mystic Wisdom ☢ King of Gensokyo !9996999696 Thu Jan 7 13:45:20 2010 No.4088115 File: 1.32 MB, 1200x1467, 1262499524234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You deserve nothing, doing that kind of perverted things to such a pure thing.

>>	☢ Solar Sect of Mystic Wisdom ☢ King of Gensokyo !9996999696 Thu Jan 7 13:47:20 2010 No.4088129 File: 267 KB, 600x600, 1262381283243.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wouldn't fap to this. Too pure for my dick.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 13:49:20 2010 No.4088142 File: 330 KB, 2362x2362, 1261115156763.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Staring Stupid anon, thinking they would give me more pleasure than my books...

>>	BOOK Thu Jan 7 13:50:20 2010 No.4088153 >>4088142 I'll give you pleasure !

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 13:52:20 2010 No.4088160 File: 166 KB, 500x700, 371b190faea3f86f785d350afd20a03f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd plant my seeds in that patch, if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 13:53:20 2010 No.4088168 File: 570 KB, 1067x1510, 01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hrm.. milk...

>>	☢ Solar Sect of Mystic Wisdom ☢ King of Gensokyo !9996999696 Thu Jan 7 13:53:20 2010 No.4088169 File: 37 KB, 642x480, 1262468644103.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DAMN YOU PERVERTED ANONS!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 13:54:20 2010 No.4088178 File: 31 KB, 341x356, Idontwantanypatch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Implying patchy would care about a weak human over books.

>>	IN elite !EiENTeirl2 Thu Jan 7 13:54:20 2010 No.4088179 File: 526 KB, 1131x1600, avalon_07.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4088169

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 13:58:20 2010 No.4088199 File: 1.24 MB, 1680x1050, 1259859810001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is Patchy so sexy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 13:59:20 2010 No.4088207 File: 297 KB, 600x468, 1252639513402.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this thread displeases patchy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 14:00:20 2010 No.4088211 >>4088199 sauce

>>	☢ Solar Sect of Mystic Wisdom ☢ King of Gensokyo !9996999696 Thu Jan 7 14:01:20 2010 No.4088216 File: 52 KB, 600x450, 1262468529976.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	IN elite !EiENTeirl2 Thu Jan 7 14:02:20 2010 No.4088222 >>4088211 るしえ堂 is the artist, I forgot the particular work though

>>	☢ Solar Sect of Mystic Wisdom ☢ King of Gensokyo !9996999696 Thu Jan 7 14:03:20 2010 No.4088229 File: 85 KB, 510x680, 1262289607211.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 14:04:20 2010 No.4088239 File: 189 KB, 520x860, 080610a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 14:07:20 2010 No.4088258 She may not be interested in weak humans but Patchy has a weak spot for fan fiction writers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 14:07:20 2010 No.4088262 >>4088129 Same here. The only way to enjoy Patchy is to cuddle up with her (in a completely non-sexual way) and read a good book.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 14:19:20 2010 No.4088320 >>4088262 So you'll be able to cuddle up with her without getting hard? I didn't expect anonymous to be that powerful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 14:23:20 2010 No.4088337 File: 202 KB, 829x1509, 1256235060595.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4088320 Dude, I get boners at the drop of a hat and I've cuddled with girls and not gotten an instarection. It's really not that hard... pun intended.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 14:26:20 2010 No.4088349 >>4088337 But we're not talking about common girls here, we're talking about Patch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 14:26:20 2010 No.4088354 >>4088337 >I've cuddled with girls get out

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 14:27:20 2010 No.4088357 File: 29 KB, 298x345, HP_patchouli.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to smell Patchouli...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 14:28:20 2010 No.4088359 File: 38 KB, 318x324, 1260065354891.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4088354 Jealous?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 14:29:20 2010 No.4088371 >>4088359 We don't tolerate heresy here.

>>	IN elite !EiENTeirl2 Thu Jan 7 14:30:20 2010 No.4088375 File: 17 KB, 500x375, 1261203250028.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4088359

>>	☢ Solar Sect of Mystic Wisdom ☢ King of Gensokyo !9996999696 Thu Jan 7 14:30:20 2010 No.4088378 File: 117 KB, 600x504, 1262384097084.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4088354 Now I understand everything...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 14:31:20 2010 No.4088383 File: 61 KB, 450x600, 1261115444522.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4088337 really? then close your eyes and read me a book right now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 14:31:20 2010 No.4088386 >>4088359 You threw away your cuddling-virginity to some 3d whore. You don't DESERVE Patchy.

>>	☢ Solar Sect of Mystic Wisdom ☢ King of Gensokyo !9996999696 Thu Jan 7 14:33:20 2010 No.4088397 File: 28 KB, 386x454, 1262209138453.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4088386 Anon, you are the one who treats Patchouli like a 2D whore. YOU are the one who don't deserve her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 14:35:20 2010 No.4088403 >>4088397 How am I treating her like a whore?

>>	☢ Solar Sect of Mystic Wisdom ☢ King of Gensokyo !9996999696 Thu Jan 7 14:36:20 2010 No.4088411 File: 113 KB, 600x800, 1262470490457.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4088403 How? By posting this kind of pics, pretending that Patchouli is some kind of sexual slave or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 14:37:20 2010 No.4088420 >>4088403 >perverted pics of Patchy >sharing with /jp/ you don't deserve her !

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 14:38:20 2010 No.4088425 >>4088411 So all sex is turning someone into your sex slave? Feminist much?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 14:38:20 2010 No.4088428 >>4088411 >>4088420 What? I'm not posting any pictures of Patchy at all. She is pure and sexualized her is wrong, wrong, wrong!

☢ Solar Sect of Mystic Wisdom ☢ King of Gensokyo !9996999696 Thu Jan 7 14:39:20 2010 No.4088441

>>4088425

No, no no no no. I think you have not understood what I said.

The problem is not all sex. No way! The problem is Patchouli. Patchouli is not sex, and you're making a whore of her with your pics.

Anonymous Thu Jan 7 14:39:20 2010 No.4088442 [DELETED]

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...th...thanks /jp/...

you helped me realize something important.

I'm better then all you faggots. I mean holy shit.

This is just depressing.

oh, and your precious 2d girl has been hiding something..

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 14:41:20 2010 No.4088456 >>4088442 You're not better than all of us. I facepalm whenever someone bitches about 'used waifus' too.

>>	☢ Solar Sect of Mystic Wisdom ☢ King of Gensokyo !9996999696 Thu Jan 7 14:43:20 2010 No.4088472 File: 5 KB, 116x150, sak046.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4088442 Do with sakuya whatever you want, but leave Patchouli alone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 14:43:20 2010 No.4088466 >>4088442 >>4088456 Normalfags.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 14:44:20 2010 No.4088477 >>4088466 By no means. Just not tainted by Christian moralfaggotry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 14:44:20 2010 No.4088478 >>4088411 Sex with Patchy is very good!

Anonymous Thu Jan 7 14:44:20 2010 No.4088479
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>>4088441

This. What the fuck is with everyone being like OMG PATCHY TITS THE SIZE OF THE EARTH MILK PATCHU MILK UGHGUGHGHNNNNN FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

She's a frail little girl with DFC and asthma, and you're supposed to carry her when she gets all winded and out of breath, and snuggle with her and drink tea and read books.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 14:45:20 2010 No.4088483 >>4088456 Facepalm is just the new lol. You aren't god tier until you stop using it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 14:45:20 2010 No.4088485 What's with all the hate in this thread? How can you deny that snuggling up with Patchy would be the best thing ever? She's just so... fluffy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 14:46:20 2010 No.4088490 >>4088442 >I'm better then all you faggots. You might consider going to better boards, then. Try /a/, all the cool kids hang out there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 14:46:20 2010 No.4088491 File: 103 KB, 330x450, patchu facepalm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4088483 No, I meant I actually facepalm in real life. Because I do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 14:47:20 2010 No.4088501 >>4088490 Seriously. I thought /jp/ was my last refuge from normal people.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 14:48:20 2010 No.4088506 >>4088477 What's wrong with being righteous and pure?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 14:48:20 2010 No.4088513 File: 1.64 MB, 1200x1400, 1254214282416.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4088478

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 14:48:20 2010 No.4088510 File: 94 KB, 150x150, 1252640296830.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 14:49:20 2010 No.4088519 >>4088510 Patchy's ridin spinnaz, ridin spinnaz (they don't stop)

☢ Solar Sect of Mystic Wisdom ☢ King of Gensokyo !9996999696 Thu Jan 7 14:50:20 2010 No.4088531
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Patchouli is the ideal kind of girl to have a smart conversation with. Not everything in life, real or not real (specially IRL for those who still don't know what reality is), is sex and more sex. Man, that's boring.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 14:52:20 2010 No.4088547 >>4088479 >you're supposed to carry her when she gets all winded and out of breath, and snuggle with her and drink tea and read books. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 14:55:20 2010 No.4088563 File: 671 KB, 1110x1600, 1237792352650.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When patch comes out of her sheep's clothing...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 14:55:20 2010 No.4088566 File: 608 KB, 1400x1050, 1261894040007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 14:58:20 2010 No.4088587 >>4088563 Fucking lol'ed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 15:00:20 2010 No.4088598 File: 99 KB, 792x612, towel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchouli Knowledge: Sexy or moe? I choose... BOTH.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 15:01:20 2010 No.4088604 File: 880 KB, 1166x1375, 1257687084400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish to make love to patchery in a pile of books.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 15:01:20 2010 No.4088607 >>4088531 It doesn't mean you have to whine like a moralfag whenever she's depicted in a sexual light. People who have intelligent conversations are also capable of having sex. It's not mutually exclusive.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 15:01:20 2010 No.4088603 File: 95 KB, 200x470, 0564946456.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Patchy >Pure >Pure >Pure Come on, don't tell me you're still trolled by her..

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 15:02:20 2010 No.4088611 I never understood what made patchouli so big on this board, as opposed to like, cirn- oh wait oh wait, what about meiling. she's one note. just like patchy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 15:04:20 2010 No.4088621 >>4088607 well, the woman who made the hugging box is celibate. and she's smart. she made a box that hugs you. how fucking awesome is that

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 15:04:20 2010 No.4088622 >>4088604 uncomfortable at best, downright painful for one of you. Book spines are unforgiving.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 15:05:20 2010 No.4088627 >>4088621 >she made a box that hugs you Fucking lol'd

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 15:05:20 2010 No.4088628 >>4088622 not to mention she'd bitchslap you if you pull out, kinda jizz + literature = sticky pages. put on top of that that the books are old and you're fucked

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 15:10:20 2010 No.4088661 File: 23 KB, 116x196, 056494654.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4088628 I failed when reading a kanji on a book and then she turned out like that. God this is scary, it still hurts so bad...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 15:12:20 2010 No.4088672 >>4088621 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hug_machine Dude it's meant for autistic people who get all stressed the fuck out from certain sensations and human contact but still need hugs. Though I suppose NEET applications are not far off...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 15:14:20 2010 No.4088687 >>4088661 MAGICAL DROP FUCK YEAR moar

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 15:16:20 2010 No.4088702 >>4088563 source?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 15:16:20 2010 No.4088707 File: 326 KB, 1000x1280, 02478a05d37b600e619561e07f849606.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4088661 But it was a good hurt, wasn't it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 15:18:20 2010 No.4088715 >>4088672 hahah dude. I know. I still find it funny how misleading the name is. I should totally make a cardboard box that hugs people though. like with arms

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 15:22:20 2010 No.4088736 File: 333 KB, 540x713, rape face.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4088707 You wanted it even if you didn't admit it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 15:35:20 2010 No.4088823 File: 278 KB, 708x1000, 3c9fa4aef493aa6cc554b9d35185dc4b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4088736 Yuuka is the only Touhou capable of raping the willing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 15:46:20 2010 No.4088880 File: 743 KB, 589x3009, 6d14eeabdae45949dfbaa827a96453fb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4088823 Tenshi is a "choke me, spank me, pull my hair" type of girl anyways so I wouldn't call that rape.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 15:51:20 2010 No.4088904 File: 22 KB, 500x600, 1260622093457.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4088823 WTF?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 15:55:20 2010 No.4088928 File: 91 KB, 550x650, 1258899228616.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4088880 I find myself lusting after both Tenshi and Yuuka so I guess I'm just a sadomasochist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 9 00:27:58 2010 No.4088928,1 >>4088036 Oh man, the first time I saw this thread I read it as "why is patchery so precious".

>>	2007 Sat Jan 9 02:00:55 2010 No.4088928,2 >>4088928,1 >precious >precocious Im looking for a opposite dictionary word that im about to say as a joke....but for now I'll let it pass! also patchu~ru~, mukyuu~ <3~

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