Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Still hot...

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40870762
All evil monsters deserve to be domesticated

[Anonymous No.]

>>40870762
Umi da!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40870838
Weddings in the Underdark!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40870762
Small ice girls are like portable ice packs you can press your face against.

[Anonymous No.]

luv mino

[Anonymous No.]

lure her with pastries

[Anonymous No.]

>work at a mage academy in Order territory
>you just sweep the floors and clean the dust
>most of the mages act like smug cunts towards you
>bunch of asshat students blackmail you into confessing to the archmage hoping to embarrass you
>she actually accepts and seems quite happy with you
>the next day you wake up with her standing over you
>she starts telling you to wake up and to come with her urgently
>while you are trying to wrap your mind around what's happening the inquisition barges into your home
>fortunately she teleports both of you away
>ask her what the hell happened
>turns out the Order has gotten a bit cleverer and used you to expose her as a dark mage
>because clearly, no normal human woman, let alone an archmage, would have accepted you

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40871312
She can't be a dark mage. Do I look like a shota to you? Clearly it's the students who are monsters. Only sabbath witches would get jealous that a man would prefer a relationship with a full grown woman rather than be a pedophile.

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how do I fend off the sheep choir?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40871422
>Do I look like a shota to you?
You will.

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[Anonymous No.]

CUT IT OUT
i flew high so that i could
see everythiiiiing
CUT IT OUT

[Anonymous No.]

>>40871520
One of the most threatening things I've read in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40871422
When you're 500 years old everything looks like a shota.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you SURE you still want to romance the Eldritch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40871812
She doesn't like me?

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I'm going to train very hard and condtion my body to withstand heavy hits around monsters and see what monsters would try to stop me after I tried to wrestle a tree and pulled out or train my head by smashing it against a treee

[Anonymous No.]

>>40871781
And they love to spoil cute little boys

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40871896
Cute dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>40871896
I don't like evil things but the dog is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40871896
What a trustworthy woman.

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how do i flirt with that old dark mage if she just gonna see me as a little boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40871989
Sounds like you are one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40871989
embrace it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40871896
Helping her repaint all the red markings every so often would be fun and romantic

[Anonymous No.]

Bote

[Anonymous No.]

>>40872025
post more monsters not adequately covering their panties.

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>>40872066

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>>40871992
Im 21, I ain’t a little boy but she just calls me a little boy and rubs my head like one

[Anonymous No.]

>>40872085
girl butt, nice.
Where exactly does her tail connect?

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>>40872066

[Anonymous No.]

>>40872109
Somewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>40871994
But how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40872141
lean into your role. eat those cakes she gives you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40872124
Butt why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40872156
Social media craze

[Anonymous No.]

>>40872149
Okay, but want some milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>40872066
Especially if the panties are really lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40872156
Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40871733
and then the 200+ year old man blew the witch up with his super cannon and lived happly ever after with his bioweapon GF that also contains the soul of his previous bioweapon GF

[Anonymous No.]

>>40872109
the tailbone, duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40872199
Dummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40872109
How should I know, I've yet to find out where her face connects, she's gone but I still see it grinning at me.

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Inspired by the Will-o-wisp posts from the last thread
>Be a loner and a loser in a post-portal world, desperately trying and failing to better yourself while no monster is willing to be with you for some reason
>Always have this urge to go somewhere, never take it because you can barely make it as it is, you also have no one to look after the meager belongings you have anyways
>Eventually wonder if its really just you, go to a Sabbath doctor and realize you're told that you've been marked since birth, and its been the reason you've been so alone
>No one ever told you because they thought you knew and were kinda scared to because of the mark's nature
>Realize the urge will lead you to them, decide to ditch everything and confront the one responsible for fucking with your life
>You go through the portals, and journey deep into the Demon Realm, past the well traveled areas until you reach the ruins of a past city with an ominous sealed temple that you're able to enter
>Realize the temple contains a giant ritualistic altar, a great flame is in the center, so large and terrible, one you can feel tinged with malice, around it are statues of a horrifying entity unlike the monsters you're familiar with
>The flame speaks to your head, telling you its been waiting for you, watching you from the day you were born, wondering why you hadn't either killed yourself yet or showed up earlier
>You start screaming at it, blaming it for all your fuckups, to which it simply dismisses before flaring up into the form of the statues around you
>It reaches for you as you futilely attempt to escape, an all encompassing pain fills you for a brief moment as it consumes you, burning the last of your consciousness away along with your body in an instant
>You wake up suddenly in your room with a scream, stirring awake the girl next to you who you don’t recognize
>She says you were having a nightmare and when you ask who she is, she gets confused, saying that she was your childhood friend and fiancée
>You’re hesitant to believe her, but the terrifying contents of your nightmare which you can only vaguely remember and the return of memories you have of her, distant yet comforting, spurs you to take what’s before you at face value
>You live life as you did in your nightmare, though the latter’s events becoming more and more of a blur. The problems that life threw at you now seemed a lot more manageable, your goals much more achievable
>Your fiancée is always knowledgeable and helpful, encouraging you to do your best, supporting you in your endeavors, providing extremely thoughtful though old-fashioned advice, a shoulder to cry on when you needed it, and eagerly tended to your…other needs when they came up
>With her support, you achieve the sort of life you’ve always wanted to have. You make lifelong friends who you genuinely wish you the best, you vanquish your past demons one by one, learning and bettering yourself from each one
>Your reasoning for doing all of this however, is now for the sake of your fiancée, who you want to be the best man possible for. Life has felt incomparably warm with your fiancée at the center ever since that night, the events of that dream seem ever more distant. Not that you really care about some nightmare now since you are truly happy
>As you’re a dork at heart, at the zenith of your life, you set up the grandest wedding ceremony you can imagine, sparing no effort nor expense to make this the most special day of her life
>You plan to surprise her with this, asking and inviting all your friends to come, to which they all do and even help you with the preparations
>When you’re done, you finally inform her of the ceremony and she gives the happiest expression you’ve ever seen so far, though the smile she had after seemed like she knew more than she let on about the surprise
>The two of you swear your vows, make the marriage official, and on that altar after you kiss and hug the bride, when everyone is at their happiest, you look up into the sky with a smile of your own
>For the briefest of moments, in the distance, you swore you could see the invisible glimmer of what seemed to be an all-encompassing set of bar-like streaks which spanned the heavens themselves
>In a past life, you may have been bewildered, perhaps even terrified, but to the you of today, those streaks were like the stars in the night sky that you’ve made many wishes under with your betrothed; reassuring, hopeful, an affirmation of a ‘happily ever after’

[Anonymous No.]

>>40872066
How is this even a monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>40872286
It's an elf and elves are one of the classic monster girl species

[Anonymous No.]

>>40872272
I like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40872272
oh hey i made that post i think. the prison one? either way, good shit, anon.

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>>40872124
>>40872199
succubus cannot stand being ignored
follow them around but do not engage and they will fly into a rage and suck your dick until your head caves in

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>>40872343
That’s why you keep dodging but in a way as if they ain’t there

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SEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>40870762
Portal to pic related where

[Anonymous No.]

Beware the gaze of vampires. They can entice you to do things you wouldn’t normally think of. Luring you towards them so they may have their way with you.

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>>40872313
Humans with pointy ears are not monster girls, do not post them here

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>>40872367
So modern succubi even try anymore?
Back in the day they would tempt men and slowly make a man fall for the pleasure they could give them, but there days they just send a pic of themselves with the text "SEX?".

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>>40872427
oooh, a new kind of bait? exciting

[Anonymous No.]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/37914232/chapters/102758271

[Anonymous No.]

k I'll just dump my zelda folder since apparently elves are monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>40872427
Drow get a pass because they're tied into the origins of Drider (Jorogumo predate Drider in lore but not morphology)

[Anonymous No.]

>>40872488
Why didn't you sperg out when some fag was dumping fucking Yukari pics in nearly every thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40872427
>>40872488
I can't tell if this is bait or you're actually getting this assblasted by it.

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>>40871312
>Implying that the Order intentionally keeps men around in absolutely terrible conditions, monitoring them and ensuring their situation remains grim, all in order to bait out and kill monsters who can't stand seeing this and want to help them
>Will likely kill the man after as well after for daring to listen to the temptations of a better life
Ah yes, just like how it is in my grim-dark fantasies! Clearly this is a good system that needs to be expanded on!

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>>40872523
My guess, ass blasted. Eleven have been listed around here for a while. While I do agree it’s a bit too much it’s still fine to post them.

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>>40872517
ever cross your mind that not everyone is here 24/7?

>>40872523
no one, and I mean literally no one, is opening a monster girl thread hoping to see pics of with pointy ears, even if they they technically are monster girls

talk about elves if you want, but if you're posting images then you're appealing to visual aesthetics so they better actually look like monster girls and not just fucking humans

[Anonymous No.]

>>40872574
Ah, alright, ass blasted sperg it is then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40872597
assblasted sperg who is also correct on this matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>40872574
>ever cross your mind that not everyone is here 24/7?
It's been going on for two weeks at least. If that didn't get people to complain, then don't expect the thread to treat you seriously when you suddenly come out and declare elves "not monster girls", even though they have at least one visible non-human trait.
Besides, it smells of false-flagging and shitposting. What next, kemonomimi girls are not monstrous enough because they are human girls with animal ears and tail?

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It is, dummy. It’s the weekend, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40872632
nice strawman

arguing with you would be a waste of my time

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40870762

[Anonymous No.]

>>40872753
ears 25% sharper than a normal human's

now this is what i call a monster girl

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40872420
at least her big sister can keep on eye on things

[Anonymous No.]

>>40872810
i fucking love nuns

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>>40872463
The slow approach doesn't work on modern men because they don't have a long enough attention span.

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>>40872420
>They can entice you to do things you wouldn’t normally think of.
>vampire uses hypnotizing gaze to make anon stop leaving the toilet seat up

[Anonymous No.]

sorry for derailing the thread

[Anonymous No.]

Beware the pirate haven of Free Port, they have gambling dens, illicit potions, and more, along with monster pirate crews looking to maybe get a new 'cabin boy'

[Anonymous No.]

>>40872988
I don't go to any of those places. I'm looking to be a honest sailor to a honest monster girl captain.

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>>40872988
what monsters make for the best pirates?
eyepatches are hot

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>>40873030
Well, you'll need to pick one of the navies to enjoy.
Tanuki Sailors that protect their trade caravans, Elegant elven ships that ply the waves, ramshackle gobbo craft that always look like they've got a leak, lizardmen ships filled with girls eager to try their trade at sea, the age of sale is a wonderful place.

>>40873040
Kakuen, can scale their ships easily and swing to others for boarding actions.

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>>40873040
Miss Kraken is the most fearsome pirate captain in the caribbean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873064
monke pirates just steal bananas

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873079
Bananas, gold to acquire bananas.
Its all the same really

[Anonymous No.]

fuck boats, im going to swim instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873083
bananas be a good source of vitamin C
no scurvy monkeys on those ships

[Anonymous No.]

Yeager

[Anonymous No.]

>where's my dinner anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873105
moon rabbit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873104
No scurvy, great dexterity, the monkey pirates truly are something to be feared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873108
*unzips*
I got your dinner right here babe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873128
>pulls out a burrito

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873108
Where's my cake you bitch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873124
prehensile tail too
what are you gonna do when a banana-hungry, sex-starved monke wielding THREE demon silver cutlasses comes charging at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873145
Shoot her.

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>>40873145
tell her she's not my type

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40873145
The best answer is to run and try and gang up with her....or use the demon silver flintlock and prey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40871812
I stared into the abyss and it sucked my dick.

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>>40872870
Same.

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>>40873145
show her why we were the superior primate and wrestle this damn monkey

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>>40873040

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873228
her names Ursula I assume

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>>40873040

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873260
Oh you poor unfortunate soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>40872420
I don't care if she has a magic gaze or not, she's not eating sweets in the bed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873179
Another poor soul gets FOX'D.

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>>40873040

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>>40873260
I thought it was Sadie Jones and that locker of hers. What's even in that thing anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873363
>Its all smut

[Anonymous No.]

What you guys think about androids?
Do you consider them as monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873363
You know all those missing socks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873330
That's kind of big for a Charybdis

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873363
Crudely drawn pictures of you and her.

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>>40873388
if you think that's big you should see her scylla friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873388
Gigantism is a common trait amongst the animals in the deepest part of the ocean so why wouldn't it apply to MGs too?

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>>40873381
They're pretty great.
https://files.catbox.moe/g0kwq7.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

fuck off with that shit

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873454
That video... it was pretty funny not gonna lie

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873260
>BODY LANGUAGE

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>>40873447
>Greenland shark gf
>she's at least three times your size and older than you by 400 years
>still clings to you and gets scared when you're away from her for too long
>even though she scares even some of the biggest hellhounds and manticores

[Anonymous No.]

Brown

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873521
ThAt'S nOt A monster girl!!!11

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873521
Brown?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873521
ThAt'S nOt A mOnStEr GiRl!!!11

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873447
Thanks Haku-sensei

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873330
hey look a cardybis that i wouldnt place in my bottom 10

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873447
What about the things beneath the ocean?
Can I get a giant shog maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873469
interesting taste. 7.4/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873469
I am completely unable to judge your tastes based on your chart.

[Anonymous No.]

You have attracted the attention of the nyakuza

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873627
You don't have to find one under the ocean for her to be big, she'll just change to fit your specific tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873469
Did you make the list yourself or is there a place I can do it without having to input every mg ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873666
Those are just those damn brats that skip school and try to steal candy cigarettes from my store!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873666
Turning tricks for catnip! Sad! Many such cases!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873666
>Junior Nayakuza Members
I just wanted to go play pocket racer.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40873706
Kiryu pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873714
Why are you naked? We have ten minutes before the shrine opens to the public!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873716
The man just wants to live a peaceful life and sing Karaoke after a hard start to his Yakuzi career.

[Anonymous No.]

DEMON LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873744
Is it true that only kind men fall for evil demons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873775
not really, no

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873775
Perhaps

[Anonymous No.]

>>40872272
this gives me hella "ego death" vibes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873714
Squeeze her breasts then run away maniacally!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873775
Mean men can fall for them too, especially if they're gullible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873775
their henchman falls in love with them, even if he is not the most evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873775
i'm not sure if nice guys are in the habit of summoning demons

[Anonymous No.]

How would you even describe the change in mindset within the husband of an abyssal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874043
>Nice guy summons demons
>He just wants people to play D&D with

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874054
a slight increase in dad humor?

[Anonymous No.]

what monstergirls would be okay with being the evil henchmen to some guy?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873666
I'll take the Nyakuza over the Mofukuza any day

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874088
>Not Mofia

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873775
The demons fall first it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874088
Which one has the more powerful hags?

[Anonymous No.]

Whoever told me to watch Trey the Explainer, thanks. Banshee, to keep this monster girl related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874082
imp but she may have some starscream tendencies when she notices an opportunity to usurp you

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>>40874086

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>>40874097
man, imagine a smug confident shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874118
That's good stuff yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874135
>>40874086
Damn minmaxing succs taking weaknesses that only matter when you're already having sex with them...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874142
Do not mix confidence with smugness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874170
i was going to focus the thighs anyway, the fools.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874127
sounds manageable, until you get many imps then i imagine it would be constant chaos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874191
It's okay, losing control is fun

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girl would give me a back massage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874175
imagine it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874175
i'm going to do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874220
Would she level drain me if I asked nicely?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40874240
fairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874248
Probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874240

kraken

[Anonymous No.]

>>40870762
>Ancient evil stumped by modern technology again

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874217
imps constantly backstabbing other imps to try to be the one that backstabs you, could equal out.

[Anonymous No.]

https://tiermaker.com/create/monster-girl-encyclopedia-all-volumes-15055146
I'm doing this right now, if anyone wants to join me. No pressure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874274
That meme is more ancient than her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873744
>>40873810
Gonna turn my demonfu into a God-fearing, church-going lady that rejects sin and devotes all her time to God and baby making

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40874269
Level draining sex with a powerful succubus!
Releasing all your semen and EXP!
Spending hours grinding just to get drained again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874271
i doubt she settles for anything less than full body massages

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874360
>spending hours grinding
i think thats what she does before she drains you anyway. if you want those levels back, you have to drink her milk. it totally works, i promise.

[Anonymous No.]

Post your favorite demon pics please!

[Anonymous No.]

Again I feel the need to kiss a massive Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874422

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>>40874451
I wanna hug her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874447
do you get a stepstool first or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874451
Flip the flap

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>>40874447
>Tigers can reach upwards of 680 pounds
Are you really ready for massive, or do you just want a 6"2 cub?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874461
One thing I know for sure is that nuns never wear panties.
Flipping the flap would ruin her for marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874422
I really like all these ones. Mainly the two closest to the left, the one on the right and the blue one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874460
She can sit down, or we can do it lying down.
>>40874465
Yes.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40874284
Tried to make one, waiting for yours now anon.

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>>40874422

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874175
its the ultimate combo

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874581
Overweight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874603
And?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874581
too thin.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40874284
Done captain

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone explain Wight arms to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874707
what's not to get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874546
Had to go out for a bit to get something. Back on it now. Good taste by the way. Theres a lot in the low tiers I like/love, but generally you've got some good ones in the high ranks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874704
Pretty fucking based, king.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874727
>Good taste by the way
Thank you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874707
They give great hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874723
I just... don't get them. I'm probably over thinking it.

>>40874760
Really? They look like they'd be cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874707
Pretty simple.
>44) What's the ectoplasm like stuff covering the arms of a Wight?
>It's a spiritual body (ectoplasm) made from magic!

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>tfw wife needs stepping stool to reach the high shelves.

lmao

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40874878
The only advantage short monsters have is that they're easy to princess carry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874892
Nice fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874892
>>40874920
https://mobile.twitter.com/MEYU__112/status/1558375082388439041

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874918
I love them tall. I love them short. I love them all. I love every sort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874284
I'd been meaning to make one of these. Thanks for the reminder.

>>40874704
>>40874546
Kinda surprised with how many mg's you guys put in the "no, not ever" section.

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>>40874878
She's a squirrel, anon. She'll just squirrel her way up there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874946
Why is this thread so based today? Glad to see the plant woman and ghoul getting some recognition too. Theyre good girls.

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>>40874946
>Kinda surprised with how many mg's you guys put in the "no, not ever" section.
True I may have been a little hard on them, there are a couple I don't dislike but put them in "no way" anyway...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FTaGWqrYkw

[Anonymous No.]

uooooh

[Anonymous No.]

>>40875006
>almost 20 years ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874284
Its me. The guy who asked everyone else to do it, finally done. I know I have a lot in S tier, sorry. Some postions would probably change if they had a different body type.

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>>40874422

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>>40875039
>>40874284
aaand i forgot to attach it. here it is, now.

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>>40874730
Thanks, mate
>>40874946
I hate femdom and loli (Hate is a little bit strong but i think that death is a better option), so i have to be a little harsh in case eros is watching

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>>40874981
We're out here, homie. And yeah they're very good. Did you make a chart?

>>40875001
I'm against harems, horse pussy, and the siths because they look too furry for my tastes. That accounted for the bulk of my bottom tier. I dislike loli too, so I threw some of those in there.

>>40875051
That's fair. Also surprised to hear there's folks here who hate femdom. You're like a unicorn bro. I like femdom and maledom both, and prefer when the roles are allowed to shift organically.

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>>40875119
Nah, I didn't make it. I just found it on the tiermaker website.

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>>40875119
>Also surprised to hear there's folks here who hate femdom
It's a lot more surprising that there's folks who hate loli here.

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>>40875179
I imagine theres quite a few, myself included, its just theres not really much point saying much about it because this is /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

The Human Comedy is 13,755 pages long. It was written by a man called "The Honorable Ballsack", which means it must be very lewd indeed. Let us read!

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>>40874565
>suck on beegirl titty
>honey comes out
this is the life.

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>>40874546
D and C tier is pretty cluttered because it turns out that a lot of the girls I'm either indifferent to or I just don't know too much about them.

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>>40874565
ok but can i fuck the stinger thing

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>>40875179
it's not really that surprising when you see the amount of hag posting

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>>40875270
>alp at the bottom
How could you

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>>40875286
you can like both. crazy, i know.

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>>40874546
Also, I give you respect for categorizing all the races in order too, instead of jumping all over the place like I did.

>>40875049
You've a lot of races in S tier but a lot of them are really good too. I completely get it.

>>40875270
Was the same with my chart...

[Anonymous No.]

>Unseal the ancient evil at your local abandoned mountain temple because everyone deserves a second chance under the new demon lord
>Out pops a catgirl
>Asking her why she was sealed is only met with a confused look
>She was just napping in a sunny spot in the middle of a bunch of arcane looking thingies on the floor

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>>40875327
>anon actually believed her
>he never sees her rubbing her paws and cackling evilly as she is finally free

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>>40875327
>cat girl
thats an extinct zipangese wolf

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>>40875305
Can you really though?
It's possible you just haven't thought about it enough.

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>>40871855
You're gonna get raped repeatedly by a pack of hellhounds anon

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>>40875352
I can't tell if the other Anon done goofed or is making an intentional reference.

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>>40875391
Dun goofed, I just save and post pics I like with no regards for where they are from, so if all I have to go off are some fluffy ears, I just post what I wanted to post anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>40875353
narrowminded as ever

[Anonymous No.]

What spells shall the nekomancer cast today?

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>>40874284
Top tier lolis for me only apply if they are lolibabas and not like the imp from the game. Other than that, couldn't really figure out patterns to everything below. Also, same issue as the anon's above where I'm indifferent to a lot of MG's and could go either way with them depending on their personalities outside of sex.

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>>40870762
spend some time at the beach!

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>>40875254
Honey comes from the mouth though

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>>40875503
>suck on beegirl titty
>she pukes honey all over your head

[Anonymous No.]

>>40875481
Enlarge Booty

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>>40875488
such shit taste yet so based at the same time. what the fuck are you?

[Anonymous No.]

Yandere hag foxes

[Anonymous No.]

I am
looking for an artist to do an mge commission

[Anonymous No.]

>>40875567
Why say the same thing three times?

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>>40875567
Yes

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40875488
I like actually young loli monstergirls but not like the imp either.

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>>40875591
Fucking creepy bitch

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>>40875587
Because I want of of my own

[Anonymous No.]

cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40875652
Anubis struggling to text on touchscreens will never not be cute

[Anonymous No.]

This is now a rata appreciation thread

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>>40875411
This is why I don't save beastgirl images unless I know what species they are and are then put into the appropriate folder.

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>>40875672
Go away tree rat, there is nothing you can blackmail me with

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>>40875681
It's only a matter of time.

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>>40874284
Way better than the sorter, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>40875677
And that is why no one will remember your name

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>>40874097
Smug shog!

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>>40875698
I don't care.

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>>40875697
It's better because it lets you lie to yourself

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>>40875556
Its simple, lolibabas are the best and most supreme form of cunny, and I'm tired of people pretending it isn't.
>>40875626
I honestly don't know what KC was thinking, but I'm praying that if the patreon game gets released (lol), then that was just a one-off thing and he'll add a lot more variety. That, or it was just a translator mishap.

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>>40875681
that won't be necessary after they send a raiding party

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[Anonymous No.]

Alps are the best girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>40875743
big brown tits yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40875760
Alps are shit and so are you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40875764
choco milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>40875764

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40875688
>Breaking News! Anon the Heartless shown lovingly caring for young animals in his spare time! Local Extremist faction now doubling efforts to get him married!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40875804
>Anon's log, the elf still hasn't noticed I hit her with "Bessie's Bounteous Bosom", the next few days shall be entertaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40875493 cute wife as always! cheers puuyo

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>>40875808
This isn’t what it looks like, I swear!

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>>40875856
>Elf-chan's log: The breast enhancement potions I've been drinking have had a greater effect than I anticipated, hopefully this gets Anon's attention.

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>>40875869
That was meant for >>40875847

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>>40875869
I see no way these two will not combine in a totally non-bra bursting way

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>>40875869
>go to read ms elfs diary
>it's 10 volumes long
old

[Anonymous No.]

>>40875862
>Anon asked for comment during his arrest, could only hide his face and groan in embarrassment! He's being very cute right now!

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>>40875745
>I honestly don't know what KC was thinking
Me neither, surely he could've used just about any consensual loli doujin as better reference material.

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>>40875663
please she just wants to make pie

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>>40875636
She's not so bad once you get to know her.

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>>40875905
I think it had soul and was different from the usual and what would have been expected.
I massively doubt all lolis will speak like that though, but expect at least one cringey sabbath girl.
Keep in mind that the profile of imp clearly says childish and simple so it would have been odder for her to be some sort of lolibaba.

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>>40874284
I like to live the illusion that I'm fairly tolerant of everything that isn't a loli.

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>>40875935
ok. what's up with the danuki then?

[Anonymous No.]

Lims are cute, just treat them like an ordinary person and they'll make you a hero in no time!

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>>40875952
Nah, Lilims wouldn't want a loser like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40875952
being a hero seems like a hassle

[Anonymous No.]

>>40875952
I LOVE THEM

[Anonymous No.]

>>40875948
Israeli accent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40875952
So I just have to ignore them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40875983
That just makes them try harder!

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>>40875945
Finally, the most based tier list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40875935
I'm fine with it being a one-time thing like you said, just think it'd be shit if all lolis in the game are gonna talk like that. If the game manages to get released though, I have enough hope that what you say will be the case.

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>>40875935
>Keep in mind that the profile of imp clearly says childish and simple so it would have been odder for her to be some sort of lolibaba.
Yeah, but there's still a pretty wide range of what that could mean before THAT point.

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>>40870762
Holy foxes.

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>>40875935
the flowkelp diva seemed annoying to talk with too. lots of pauses and ...
i'd have a hard time wifeing the slower paced monsters like giant slug, flowkelp and bubble slime

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>>40876052
I like it. And look on the bright side, imp and wercat being like this means your waifu will probably have a personality like her profile too.
Which is better than some porn games standard of no personality at all.

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>>40876118
i submit to sportswear

[Anonymous No.]

You want to buy a house in MGC but all the affordable houses have squaters.
Which house would you buy?
one that has webs everywhere and an arachne in the attic
one with a creepy ghost that wants to constantly peep on you and doesn't understand privacy
one that got "slightly" overgrown by a liliraune
one with a slime hiding in the pipes waiting for someone to get in the bathtub
formerly a lich's house now used by a wonderworm to store her drugs
one that strongly smells of jubjub cum both inside and outside
or one with a extremely territorial and very stubborn griffon refusing to let anyone in and shouting at passersby

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>>40876166
ms griffon

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>>40876166
gonna need some elephant tranquilizers for that griffon

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>>40876166
how big is the ghost?

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>>40876166
>formerly a lich's house now used by a wonderworm to store her drugs
Let me guess, the lich is still in the house

[Anonymous No.]

Do not play the riddlekot’s games. It always ends in rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>40876166
I can just live on the street in a purple cardboard box for free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40876166
Griffon absolutely

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>>40876300
but my levels though

[Anonymous No.]

>>40876308
being milked until you are weak as a baby is hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>40876321
very. hard to write about, ive found.

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>>40874284

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>>40876166
Arachne house 100%. That's my ideal scenario for meeting a spider wife, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40876015
>Puts Selkie in the highest tier
>A literal cosplayer
>Based

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>>40876340
Giving up your soul and your existence to the best pussy a monster can get.
Does it suck? Does it rub? Does it cling to you?
Who knows. Sign up to your local sabbath today to find out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874284
There's no room for second place

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>>40876394
monogamypilled king

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>>40876394
Gigachad over here

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>>40876340
Monsters can't ruin my life if I ruin it first.

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>>40876392
It's pretty good my wife reminds me every day
https://files.catbox.moe/qffh6e.png

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>>40876340
the objectively worst tier list i have seen so far

[Anonymous No.]

I just had an idea, batcats but they're combined with different cat mgs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40876411
big brain on that hebi

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>>40876421
give it a try it will change your life. now i'm married to baphomet myself :^)

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>>40876166
I choose the plantation house that's haunted by all the antebellum southern belles. Just don't mention Lincoln around them.

[Anonymous No.]

>XP needed to go from level 1 to level 11: 6582
>XP needed to go from level 237 to level 238: 3,185,375,237
>Levels needed to drain to go from 237 to 247: 10
At a certain point, it’s just more efficient for a high level monster to suck a lowbie like Anon dry over and over again instead of grinding out the levels traditionally.

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>>40876428
i mean yeah, there's batcats but what about catbats?

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>>40876466
They often game it by leveling you up once with their milk, then immediately taking it back. A level drained is still a level drained, be it a low level or a high level. Thats why level draining monsters always have weak husbands.

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>>40876443
they are unattractive and creepy and icky. i will not 'give it a try'.

[Anonymous No.]

Robokat is overwhelmed

[Anonymous No.]

>>40876392
The tightness and the inside shape must be divine. And now imagine how good Momonika's is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40876466
>>40876493
cringe

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know if it's safe going to the beach with my zombie wives, they could end up cured by all the salt and the sun

[Anonymous No.]

>>40876510
>>40876392
It literally doesn't matter because your waifu's pussy becomes perfect for you thanks to mamabanana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40876511
and?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40876521
>skeleton goes to beach to tan
>gets bleached bones

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>>40876166
>formerly a lich's house now used by a wonderworm to store her drugs
So am I getting a lich or a wonderworm? This is a make or break for my decision on the house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40876542
Dolls are nice. What I wouldn't give to fuck Suigintou...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40876574
>Suigintou
Dangerously Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873775
nope,but kind men do fall for elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>40876606
guess im basically satan then

[Anonymous No.]

>>40876612
it happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>40876612
that's why no elf is ever going ask you out edgelord

[Anonymous No.]

>>40876567
>End up buying a new home in MGC since you got a job offer and needed a place to live
>House is actually pretty cheap, apparently ended up belonging to some old Lich that just disappeared one day, landlord guesses she found a husband and left
>First week goes pretty good, needed to do some dusting and repaint the walls but other than that it seemed pretty livable
>However you start to notice some oddities as time goes on, at first it was some small stuff like doors being open that you swore you closed last night and creaking noises during the night
>Eventually you decide to finally check the basement that gave you the creeps ever since you moved in
>As you make you way to the bottom of the stairs you see her, the very Lich that apparently moved out masturbating to pictures of you sleeping with a blank look on her face
>Turns out it was all a plan to get herself a husband by having a man move right into her house

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>>40876166
I'll buy a home with the Devil Bug(s)

[Anonymous No.]

>>40876166
>got house with "ant problem"
>giant ants flexing outside your windows every morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873810
We need art of that human demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40876534
Well, that makes sense. But one party has to be wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Would a monstergirl encourage you to take your meds? What if she dissapears when you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40876740
not even bapohmets are immune to grape juice

[Anonymous No.]

>>40876740
Are those paws or gloves?
It's a bad habit a lot of artists have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40876166
I'll take the overgrown Liliraune. I like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874284
Late to the party because I was stuck at work

[Anonymous No.]

>>40876783
Siths I expected but familiars are taking an absolute hammering in these. The hag posting was not a meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40876521
Well now she can be tasty enough for french kisses and some love licks, imagine how delicious she would be after a 2 week vacation on the beach

[Anonymous No.]

>>40876740
>latex bapho
Why can't this exist in our world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40876783
>greenworm near bottom
Clearly you must do more considering

[Anonymous No.]

is it over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40876805
familiars are super cute but i'm never going to waste time with a tier list, i'm too busy wasting it in other ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40876822
if it helps, it only took me about 15-20 minutes once i properly focused on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40876805
then all is as it should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40876805
My tier list is based primarily on personal romantic and sexual attraction. There are plenty of monsters in the low tiers that I think are very cute and would happily be friends with, but I'm just not interested in them beyond that. For me, lolis are for hugs, not fugs.

[Anonymous No.]

Raijus

[Anonymous No.]

>>40876821
it hasn't even begun

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40876848
fuck yeah

[Anonymous No.]

Does LNight take commisions? I want to ask him to draw a mindflayer with a marshmallow cat. Or one of those squid ones he did a while ago.

[Anonymous No.]

Even the most innocent and friendly looking foxes would love nothing more than to see you completely level drained and mofubroken. They are predators.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40876894
I remember he did in the past, but no idea about his rates or if he's currently open. PM him on Twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

Fat fucking fox.

[Anonymous No.]

I only feed my mg kale and rhubarb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874284
Redid my old list. A few changes, but top spot remains the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40876910
they dont have DMs open, so it is definitely a past thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>40876924
A weird question, but why is dark slime the lowest slime? I know the other slimes aren't much higher, but why the dark slime hate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40876918
That's fine, but some variety goes a long way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40876913

[Anonymous No.]

>>40876938
Lore reasons. Not to keen on the melting down others to create new dark slimes monsterization method. Even if it's the same life and personality as beforehand.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

cause of kiki everyone forgot about that one slime maid mg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877022
its not even because of kiki, i think its more because they lack any spice

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877043
isnt that the appeal?

[Anonymous No.]

Xenoblade monster girls. You WILL be raped by the level 90 Kakuen in the starting area and you WILL like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877022
she's a housewife, not a maid. you'll never see the appeal like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877129
Reminder they're also way more dangerous than a Shog or Kiki. One stray smile and BAM, married!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877022
Excuse me if I'm being retarded but are you talking about another slime maid? Cause I'm pretty sure they get around the same amount of attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877148
theres two slime maids. shog, and the one i forgot the name of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877103
The jap one, right? Nureonago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877158
Nureonago is not a maid, she's more like a housewife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877022
There was a slime maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877172
Wrong post but yes, Nureonago. They're nice women who will treat you completely normally but if you smile at one you're married on the spot.

[Anonymous No.]

Shoggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877183
shog is a slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877187
My Shogga

[Anonymous No.]

Hi /monster/.
I had a story I planned to write, please tell me if it sounds interesting.

>Anon is a homeless vagrant who scrapes by via petty crimes ie theft
>He and a few other thieves hear of an abandoned manor in the countryside that's mostly untouched due to the difficulty of reaching it
>They hike up a dangerous cliff to get to it
>As they reach the manor, all of anon's buddies are grabbed and eaten by what appear to be zombies
>Anon scrambles inside the manor and encounters weeping women clutching knives, who are reliving the last moments of their life over and over
>He is saved from having his throat slit by one of them by a skeleton in a butler's suit who tells him that this manor is not for living people and to leave before something bad happens to him
>The skeleton butler, Jasper, deduces that anon is here to steal something and threatens him
>The anon, not one to leave empty handed, steals away from the ghouls and rushes down the hall and breaks into one of the rooms
>In a glass container in a room is a beautiful flower ornament, he decides to steal it and leave
>He is stopped by a ghostly pale woman with blonde hair who is extremely well dressed given the state of the manor
>She is Elizabeth, the undead princess of the manor, a Wight
>She wants to know who he is and what he's doing in here, thinks he is a house guest, asks him who his family is to gauge if he's nobility
>He makes some shit up on the spot and she buys it, she's happy to show him around and takes his arm to give him a tour

cont.

[Anonymous No.]

slime maids you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877208
>Jasper sees him with Elizabeth and is very annoyed, as he and all the ghouls of the mansion obey Elizabeth above all, including Jasper himself
>Whispers to anon he'd better watch his fucking back and keep his hands to himself
>Elizabeth takes anon to her father's chambers to ask him if he knows who anon is. 'Father' is a clearly long-dead rotting corpse with a stake sticking out of his chest. She has a one-sided conversation with him and comes away from it deciding that anon belongs there, 'even if father doesn't recall inviting him'
>Anon keeps looking for a free moment to break away from Elizabeth and get back to her room to steal the flower ornament, but Elizabeth keeps him busy with chess, ballroom dancing, undead horse rides and tea
>Jasper tries to knife him in the back whenever Elizabeth isn't looking
>At one point anon finally does manage to break away and get to the ornament, but as soon as he has it in his hand, Elizabeth appears and very angrily demands to know what he intends to do with it
>Thinking quickly, he puts it in her hair and says it looks beautiful on her
>Elizabeth is overcome with emotion and embraces and kisses him - in her family, the ornament is worn when you are a bride-to-be, and it is placed in your hair by your soon to be husband
>They consummate their union in her bed
>When anon next sees Jasper, Jasper calls him the new young lord of the manor
>Anon realizes he is in too deep now and it is time to escape
>Jasper insists he be made a permanent fixture of the family through his death, but anon manages to get away and flees from the manor never stopping until he sees the light of civilization

>Some years later
>Anon has fixed up his life a bit, he now works in a flower shop
>A girl comes in who looks exactly like Elizabeth, but alive and well, wearing the same flower ornament in her hair
>There is a sense of deja vu between the two of them and she asks him if she's met him before
>The end.

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>>40877208
nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877188
Shog? Never heard of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877208
>>40877215
Kill yourself and never come back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877244
i don't understand, why

[Anonymous No.]

>>40876805
I'm just not attracted to child-like bodies, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877208
Doesn't look like it would be well received here.
>Hi /monster/.
See picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877249
/monster/niggers are fucking cancer and don't belong here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877281
>>40877254
I didn't realize calling this thread that would be a problem. As far as I know this is the only monster girl general on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

Never been, whats wrong with /monster/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877301
Wait, no, that's not true. There's the one on /vg/ too, but they go by /mgg/.

[Anonymous No.]

/monster/ please stop pretending to be dumb and go back to your bunker.

[Anonymous No.]

comfii

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877304
Think /tg/ vermin completely misunderstanding monster girls and MGE but with more /pol/faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877304
Its like this thread, but spread out into an entire board, so its mostly fucking dead and less tolerant to funposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877304
Depends who you ask. Personally I don't have a problem with them, but some don't care for their religion and meta threads taking MGE as less escapist fiction and more religious prophecy combined with some Greek and Egyptian Goddesses if I remember correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877253
>I'm just not attracted to child-like bodies
Not even ones with child-bearing hips?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877253
i dont see why lolifags cant understand this

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877210
They're s(ub)lime

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877332
Workout cloths look good

[Anonymous No.]

This Fox looks like she takes young Human boys, whose villages were destroyed, and trains them in how to fight monsters and seek revenge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877372
Nah, she looks like a scary fox with a dumb sword that would french kiss her "disciple" (husband) every time he gets a move right

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks to that anon who re-explained night gaunts to me, I have now come to the conclusion that there are no bad abyssals, and that abyssals are perfect.
I, however, have an issue. I know having multiple abbysal wifes gives you a combo transformation, a mix of all of them, but I dont think I want that. Is there a work around? Can I just be all 4 at different times?
Can I fuck my hatter wife in squidform, or just the flayer?

[Anonymous No.]

Roll for a monster.
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

This monster has just run up to you and after looking you over she nearly collapses, crying. As she bawls her eyes out she tells you she saw you in a dream about a year ago, and has been searching everywhere for you since. Now that she knows you're real and she's not crazy she won't pass up a chance to see if her dream was right. She wants to go on a date. Right now.

She promises she won't force herself on you, but she needs to confirm whether her feeling was right before she can move on.

Was she right to look for you and confess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877394
Sounds like a standard ancient evil thing to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877348
a common cheatcode

[Anonymous No.]

>>40876805
The polls indicate that most anons here don't really like loli in general and that's fine because they don't go on a damn crusade about it and go full redditschizo like in some other threads.
Personally, I just can't see Familiars in a lewd light at all. Their basically childish mascots in form and mind by nature and that's cute, but it pretty much kills any sexual appeal they may have imo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877400
>chaosfag is a monsterboyfag
ruhmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877404
>Pharaoh
She must be sincere after that display. I can at least give her a chance and see if I like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877404
>Cheshire Cat
What kind of prank is this? What's this purple cat plotting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877348
Correct.

>>40877357
I don't know or care. It's their prerogative to like what they like just like it's mine. Too tired to fight anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877430
>don't really like loli
i like loli just not that much into KC's

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877404
>ushi-oni
She of all monsters would have just jumped me if that was all she wanted. I'm also really curious. I'll hear her out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877404
>Phantom
oh no is this part of the larp

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877430
>don't really like loli in general and that's fine because they don't go on a damn crusade about it and go full redditschizo like in some other threads
Exactly. I'm not into them, but I'm not gonna bitch about them on /jp/ of all places.

[Anonymous No.]

>hellhound
>She promises she won't force herself on you
Yeah right. I tell her that I've had dreams about her for two years straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877458
Oh no, her play is cringe! But you can't tell her or it might hurt her feelings. Just try to pretend she didn't just take the form of herself, but with bigger boobs and wider hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877485
too big

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877404
>Greenworm
I think I just got marked. But who am I to turn her down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877485
No I'll tell her, that way she can leave me alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877490
Yeah jeez, you can't keep your eyes off them, all her over-the-top dialogue is fading into the background.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877494
This is 100% some kind of mischief, can't trust that worm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877490
it's important that your entire soliloquy be partially muffled by her chest. it's in the playscript

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877404
>Familiar
Kill me now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877478
Anon this is how wildfires happen. Take her somewhere safe before you make her explode like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877404
>Ghost
Well this is interesting. Would make for a good quest to figure out how to make a corporeal body for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877404
>honey bee
Not a fan of bug girls, but she's at least one of the more tolerable ones. I'd give her a chance, but I'd have to tell her up front that it may not end like she's hoping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877521
>Two lovers kept apart for sooo long~ Oh such a tragedy... Yet, no longer!
>"mmmph"

[Anonymous No.]

I know Nightmares could probably do it but I wonder if monsters would be able to sneak into a man's dreams even if he's in Order territory to declare themselves as his destined lover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877523
anon you can't solve all your problems by killing yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877543
Sorry can't hear you downing sleeping pills while monsters break through my door

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877440
>cheshire cat drops the act
If she's being sincere like that, she's a keeper. I'm reminded of the eros cheshire greentext.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877559
post it.

[Anonymous No.]

nightmares back. post cute monsters please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877538
I bet there's a spell for entering dreams. It would make marriage with Dormice more fun.
>>40877523
>>40877555
You can politely turn her down and she'll understand after you proclaim your love for Wisps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877404
>Nightmare
i dont really like hosspussy but i'd definitely hear her out. nightmares are definitely cute, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877543
dont be so hasty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877404
>Kobold
I don't think I could do it. Be her friend, sure, master, maybe, but not really anything beyond that. It would really feel horrible to tell that to her face, especially once she starts giving the puppy-eyes stare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877564
>>/jp/thread/S21238731#p21240714

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877566
I dislike Wisps. Only way I'd go with monsters is if I'd go down fighting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877431
>>chaosfag
is this supposed to be an insult

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877602
Yes, you dumb TFnigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877565
>nightmares back
Ms. Lich is here to save you from the horse pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877594
oh yeah that's some top cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877603
you could always just go to a different thread if you dont like MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877618
I can shit on Chaosshit all I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877608
>Yurishit garbage
Vomit

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877589
I feel the same way about kobolds but I'd lose it if I made her cry, fuck. Maybe if she was a big busty doggo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877608
i wish this was the kind of nightmares im having. good pic, though.

[Anonymous No.]

You can improve any monster besides slimes by making her part Bogey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877565
The only picture where you could see a Nightmare's back that I could find in the galleries is NSFW.
https://imgbox.com/V10U7xye

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877586
when you guys think about ms wisp do you imagine her catching you dead or alive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877650
Monsters go through growth spurts to meet your husband's tastes, I'm sure she'll grow up fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877676
alive. i like wisps a lot. the cage looks comfy. what i imagine happening is miss wisp fucking my brains out, and while im tired and out of breath, she opens her cage and lets me in, and i just crawl in myself and go to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877676
That's the magical thing about them, you can either do this the easy way or the hard way, the choice is yours.

[Anonymous No.]

hold wisp hands

[Anonymous No.]

I still wanna sniff danuki breath, anon, but I'm warming up to the idea of sniffing demon breath as well.
Hope you see this, brother. You got me thinking about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877720
pet wisp

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877723
Cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877676
>chilly night at the graveyard
>go up to the brazier to warm yourself up
>notice the fire isn't all that warm
>cage slams down around you
>flame turns blue
something like that, i'd guess

[Anonymous No.]

I want to brush a tanuki's teeth

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877734
She's a big girl, she can do it herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877724
how did the thread react when her profile came out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877730
No you.

>>40877734
I wanna lick her tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877743
i mean yeah, but shes a busy girl, too. shes got trading or some shit to do, i dont know what moneyrats like doing. its saves her having to do it herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877724
Cuddle wisp inside wisp cage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877755
I remember some watamote comparisons but not a lot else. Just the usual discussion of her design. I still think it's one of the better ones and still stands out.

>>40877777
Office lady wisp for those quints

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877755
Lots of kys jokes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877797
>kys
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877808
Actual fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.]

Miss Cheshire! I found someone that desperately needs your online culture class >>40877808

[Anonymous No.]

flayers are very cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877404
>Cupid
I take her arrows and stab myself with them while staring her in the eye.

[Anonymous No.]

play videogames and have sex with loli wisp

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877855
i suppose i didn't have anything better to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>40870762
>Broke: Flat-chested girls getting jealous of big-titted girls
>Woke: Big-titted girls getting jealous of girls with even bigger tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877772
>Anon just starts brushing her teeth while she's in the middle of a big sale
>This weirds out the buyer
>The buyer leaves
>Danuki is pissed that you just cost her a big sale

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877855
This but with loli bapho in charge of video game streaming sabbath instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877826
Miss Cheshire is a virgin with no eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877895
Mamono don't lose eggs like 3dpd do

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877895
>no cool Cheshire aunt who teleports you outta school when she wants to hang with her favorite nephew

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877939
oh no, she's drunk again

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877808

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877921
Miss Cheshire may be an old cat, but she still has her tricks. Some poor Anon is going to get with her thinking it's safe only to end up with triplets.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877974
Can confirm, pic of the proud father of three.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon is natural prey for the cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877996
i took myself more for manticore bait

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40878071
strange dragon

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40878071
Thats a good Ibuki.
Prefect amount of thick to smash my hips.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40878113
In reality it would be the Chimera in the center

[Anonymous No.]

>>40878113
How can Greenworm be a cringe incel when my wife is one

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Squid milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40878222
I would like one fire please

[Anonymous No.]

>>40878102
you have to excuse the overly assertive insects, they are just desperate to land husbands before the frosts slow them down to the point where they can't catch men anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>40878113
Sithposter is a cringy shitposter, who would've thunk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40878268
Hell yes!

[Anonymous No.]

Need a yandere monster to just claim me and take me home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40878268
kraken's inky milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>40878311
how's that different from a normal monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40878122
>>40878160
Why are you replying instead of reporting?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

does mge hell at least have uptempo singing and dancing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40878398
reporting.....for what, exactly? posting a tierlist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40878445
>reporting.....for what
reporting for duty

[Anonymous No.]

>>40878429
the whole things a musical actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877404
>demon
well shit, i am already married to three monsters but I'll make sure my firstborn son will be her husband or throw her an exact clone of myself to her

[Anonymous No.]

Send help. I am trapped on a tiny island in the middle of a hotspring and there is a raiju bathing nearby.
I only have maybe a day's worth of food left, and I can literally see the electricity in the water

[Anonymous No.]

>>40878487
Should've invested in lightning resistence on your early levels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40878445
Look at the slangs, shitposts with crossboarder slangs are off-topic

[Anonymous No.]

>>40878516
That's bullshit and you know it. There's only like, two monsters who are lightning aspect. Points put in lightning resist are wasted points in 99.9% of cases
though I am surprised we don't have more lightning based girls

[Anonymous No.]

one of my fantasies in MGE is to be raised as a very rich hags attack human

[Anonymous No.]

>>40878542
Well good luck with your 0.01% case

[Anonymous No.]

>>40878542
Yeah, the lack of them is pretty shocking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40878542
nobody expects the electric unagi joro or electric catfish

[Anonymous No.]

>>40878758
>nobody expects
the butterfly

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

still looking for Monster Girl Encyclopedia Stories: Sisters Falling (魔物娘図鑑物語: シスター フォーリング). but I probably wont ever find it

[Anonymous No.]

Post your favorite cheshire cat pics please!

[Anonymous No.]

What are cowgirls' opinions on bras?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40878941
wearing on is like fighting with one arm behind your back .

[Anonymous No.]

>>40878938
Cleaning Cheshires Pipes, Putting that Mischief Making Cat In Her Place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40878999
With your tongue, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

My wife is a sperm-whisperer, she literally tries to talk to every single individual sperm in the post-sex leftover cum tanks stored in the freezer room

[Anonymous No.]

>>40878999
She will eventually cum herself unconscious if you keep up the anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40878941
alp oni milk...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40879036
Tongue, fingers, pecker, all are useful tools to reign in that wicked kot.
>>40879054
Hopefully, that way she can't teleport her fat ass into the coffee can again. Imagine waking up and finding a chesh's holes winking at you when you open the lid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40879056
Don't give me pansy-ass vegan shit, give me real milk! From a real oni!

[Anonymous No.]

What did I miss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40879113
Put in the coffee beans, she will learn eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

how often would your wife pull the "I don't understand your language" excuse when she gets caught stirring trouble?

[Anonymous No.]

>Electrical buzzing intensifies as the raiju gets closer

[Anonymous No.]

>>40879151
>Chesh with half a pound of coffee beans in her butt.
What hell would that unleash.

[Anonymous No.]

The cage protects me from the horrors of the outside world.
The cage is safe.
The cage is comfortable.
There is nothing outside the cage that matters.
I will never leave the cage.
The cage is freedom.
I love my cage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40874284

[Anonymous No.]

>Booze on boobs! That's a boo-boo, yeah?
Anon, auntie Satyros has had enough, don't you think? Time to take her home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40879269
You dont want to know

[Anonymous No.]

>>40879465
YOU CAN'T STOP THE PARTY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40879465
>>40879654
I don’t like alcohol but I would try wine goat milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40879910
dont! they will get you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40880034
I’m critically addicted to tits and milk though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40880046
me too
love me some milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>40880075
Cute tomboy Holst

[Anonymous No.]

>>40880075
when did LN make this cow? She's so cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40880075
Oh shit I don’t think I’ve seen this picture before, it’s super cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40880075
The cow next door!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40880075
Why is she only wearing one glove? Does she have carpal tunnel? Is that why there's that effect near her wrist? But she looks happy, I don't understand
WHAT DOES ART MEAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>40880252
thick cow has big boobies

[Anonymous No.]

>>40880252
That’s her milkin glove.
It’s not for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40880398
>Firm country gal handjob
Oh no

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877404
>Dragon
Tell her to stop crying as if she were some mere lizard and then politely ask if she'd like to take me to her lair

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877404
>Dark Matter
I'm not a fan, especially of the one in the profile image, but they're alright, I guess? I doubt I'd drop everything and on a date right there, but an earnest exchange of contact info or scheduling a date would be fine.

If this isn't a post-portal event taking one for the team would be worth it so my bros get MGs as well. On top of that, if I was able to resist the urge to tackle her and don't just get raped she's probably got decent control as well, so that's a plus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40880412
Don’t worry anon, you just have to fill up one bottle with your ‘milk’, she fills several with her milk so it should be easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40880652
Even post portal if a girl tells you it's fate who are you to argue?
You either let fate happen or a cupid makes fate happen, possibly including herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877577
>i dont really like hosspussy
The problem is that KC has made most of them top cute. They're hard to resist unless you're vehemently against the equine vagina.

>>40880746
>Even post portal if a girl tells you it's fate who are you to argue?
I am myself, and that's enough. Proclaiming something to be fate doesn't necessarily make it so, either. Call the cupids, I don't give a fuck.

Still, she's chosen one of the least terrible ways to get my attention so she's worth a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877404
>Selkie
Uh sure I guess, we can get fish and chips or something

[Anonymous No.]

I don't understand the aversion to horse pussy. They've still got a human one as well. Also, being able to ride one around is pretty cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>40881154
because dragons fulfill their niche better without questionable horsepussy implications

[Anonymous No.]

>>40880075
milk is good for any situation

[Anonymous No.]

>>40881154
>They've still got a human one as well.
That just makes it more weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40881216
Dragons arent soft though or have fuzzy ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>40881228
unlock milk

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, I'd sniff Cheshire cat breath. I'd probably rate them as #2 or 3 on my breath sniffing list

[Anonymous No.]

>>40881255
cows a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>40881266
>>40881255
Cows are top 5 for breath sniffing

[Anonymous No.]

>>40881249
Anons here fear the monster girl who is too monster for their tastes. Or not adult enough. Or turns them into a (actual)monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40881324
Casuals.

I'd happily marry any mamono: centaur, lamia, werecat, sandworm, baphomet, vampire, atlach-nacha, holstaur, fairy, cu sith, etc.
I think the only one I'd reject is alp because they're super fucking gay. Once a man, always a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>dragon daughter likes to pretend she is a kaiju

[Anonymous No.]

>roll 3
>get 3 top tier lolis
That's the good shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>40881424
I'd take 3 imps

[Anonymous No.]

>>40881457
3 imps is also nice.

[Anonymous No.]

What you wanna do, if you take the harem route, is to get a place with a very large master bedroom and buy multiple king sized beds. Just push them together and you and your wives can all sleep together. Just take turns for who gets to sleep next to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877404
>Cancer
im going to do terrible, terrible things to this crab, im gonna hold her pincers

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40881542
Put rubberbands on 'em!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40878938
unless i get something commissioned, this will remain my favourite

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877404
>Wisp
Guess I'm trapped with a cute yandere for eternity, not gonna complain tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>40881407

[Anonymous No.]

>>40881407
I prefer the big Tiamat

[Anonymous No.]

>We've occupied your country and now I will occupy your bedroom~

[Anonymous No.]

>>40881819
But then where am I supposed to sleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40881854
With her. Or on her if you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40881814
World ending ancient evils must be handled with extreme caution.
Even just eating out while she had prepared you dinner can result in a level 6 catastrophe.

[Anonymous No.]

Olivie Sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40877208
>>40877215
I don't get why you people are shitting on this story. Seems fine to me. Does it really just come down to tribal "he browses a thread I don't like" bullshit? You could've told me that a native from this general wrote that story and I wouldn't have doubted it for a second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40882098
Hostility towards /monster/ seem stronger than it actually is because one or two shitposters are obsessed with shitting on that board for banning furries and having moderation in general, but if you've ever visited there you'd understand why they should not be welcomed here.
Some sperging is necessary for basic thread hygiene

[Anonymous No.]

>>40882098
>>40882198
I genuinely didn't realize that /monster/ referred to some other board when I posted that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40882215
Well then that's one awkward coincidence, don't think too much about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40878071
>>40878109
Being forced to fuck a tall dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40882538
Based

[Anonymous No.]

Please help, I owe a lot of money to a hornet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40878007
Be careful then, you might attract a cheshire manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40882887
That's how it starts. Soon it'll be protection money, then a dowry. You're finished.

[Anonymous No.]

Yandere men are best suited for Hellhounds and Shirohebi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40883508
Yandere men are cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40883527
Cheshires can have them too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40882887
Literally just a human

[Anonymous No.]

ahhhh I need to be cuddled by a minotaur

[Anonymous No.]

What doesn't noobis want her husband to see?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40884089
that time she got drunk and built a pyramid upside down

[Anonymous No.]

>>40879465
>Thick and powerful thighs
>Constantly intoxicated.
Imagine how hot a yan Satyros would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40884212
why would she hide that? thats impressive

[Anonymous No.]

She will help you get in touch with your inner child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40884327
but i want to think about all the good things war has done for us

[Anonymous No.]

>>40884327
my inner child is kind of an asshole though

[Anonymous No.]

>>40884399
She can fix that through spanking

[Anonymous No.]

>>40884399
Needs rape correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40879056
Is such a thing possible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40884327
but kids are cruel

[Anonymous No.]

>>40884327
I have a feeling she's more interested in touching my inner child.

[Anonymous No.]

going to try make another fighting game character

[Anonymous No.]

>>40884445
That's for external dark mage child

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>40885458
The polite term is 'unliving person', anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40885500
i apologise for my lack of sensitivity, i will do better

[Anonymous No.]

rhythmic tail and hip swinging will probably entrance any man

[Anonymous No.]

>>40885458
Looking forward to Halloween then

[Anonymous No.]

This bunny keeps asking me if I want to 'go down the rabbit hole', but she's not a march hare so I don't think it's an Alice in Wonderland joke. Does anyone know what she's talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40885647
It's probably a vore thing. I'd advise caution.

[Anonymous No.]

>MAKUROSS!
>MAKUROSS!
>Hey, hey anon! Wanna pilot my new mech?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40885767
fuck powered robots seem like a lot of work

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40885767
Fleet of the Strongest Women

[Anonymous No.]

>>40885934
Moo meets moo

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be scent marked by a hellhound. I want to smell like her, her breath, her spit, her pussy, her sweat, and her hair. I want to reek of her so everyone knows I'm her slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40886218
if you only smell like one girl, arent you by definition the opposite of a slut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40886218

[Anonymous No.]

>>40870762

[Anonymous No.]

>>40886243
What else would you call that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40886263
loving husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>40886329
Fine then, I want to smell like a loving husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40880252
It might be one of those gloves for drawing on a tablet

[Anonymous No.]

>>40883861
Find a sleeping Mino, hug her, and go to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40886436
this is well
there's a pretty reasonable chance when you encounter a mino they're asleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>40884089
Her old yearbook photos from when she was wearing spiral glasses and president of the anime club. Now she has contacts and only watches two series of new anime a season!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40885557
Does your waifu do elaborate Halloween costumes? Or is she more of a 'run and get whatever costume is left a week before' type of person?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40886578
My waifu is the "bah, humbug" type who needs to have three spooky ghosts show up to teach her the true meaning of Halloween

[Anonymous No.]

>>40885542
>Lamia hip swaying brings a whole new meaning to "snake charmer"

[Anonymous No.]

Any tips on cow tipping anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40886623
Less tipping, and more like 'tackle her into the ground and motorboat her tits'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40886623
ushi oni are very light, easy to flip and helpless once on their back

[Anonymous No.]

>>40886623
Pick up cow
Bring cow to bed
Tuck in cow
Kiss cow on the forehead
Turn out the lights and get some reading done

[Anonymous No.]

>>40886348
>I want to smell like a loving husband.
saying that would make you the prime target for every monster girl without 10 miles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40870762

[Anonymous No.]

>>40881699
I would not complain either

[Anonymous No.]

>>40870762

[Anonymous No.]

>>40886815
i would put a clip on her neck and deactivate the ragdoll cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>40886924
Just two innocent foxes, definitely not planning the takeover of the pacific ocean

[Anonymous No.]

>>40886690
That's how lazy Ushi Onis catch their prey.
>walking down the street
>from a backyard you hear a woman cry for help
>it's an Ushi Oni on her back
>"Oh thank goodness you're here! Help me get up and I'll give you an apple pie I just baked!"
>go to heave her over
>she grabs you with lightning fast speed and cuddles you close until she flips herself over and takes you inside for two different kinds of pie

[Anonymous No.]

>>40886815
Why does ms chesh have a kraft single on her face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40887000
>planning the takeover of the pacific ocean
and yet in the end they will kneel down to a pipe-smoking american officer

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40887106
I want a titania gf that looks like this elf

[Anonymous No.]

i want monsters that hide how smart they are and are evil schemers

[Anonymous No.]

>>40887106
Going to lose to this elf!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40873469
>Dullahan
Holy based. Reading NECKLESS changed my life, I love my spooky wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40887106
I want a soft elf to grab handfuls of and squeeze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40886623
15% should be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

A crossover I never thought I'd get, but I always wanted. My Guilty Gear and one of the best girls combined into one. I am whole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40887106

[Anonymous No.]

>>40887274
peak elf

[Anonymous No.]

No one ever expects a demon to try and take their soul with a jelly bean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40887106
>>40887257
>>40887274
Elves are good girls and get really sad when you don't consider them monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40887366
they're in a weird spot because if you get one pregnant you get a half elf but if you get a elf(monster) pregnant you get an elf

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>>40887366
Elves are only good when they end up being turned into other monster girls.

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>>40887366

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>>40887398
elves just turn into elf(monster). you got to mess with the half elves to get proper experimentation

[Anonymous No.]

>>40887366
Elves suck because the only non human thing they have are long ears but most of KC's monster girls have long ears too.

[Anonymous No.]

I think I wanna sniff sandworm breath too

[Anonymous No.]

>>40887558
Does she breathe through the girl part or the worm part? At that size she'd need to take oxygen in through pores

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>>40887571
Uhhh, probably the worm part through pores like you say. But we know she's capable of speech, so she's got to have some sort of air sacs in the girl part to make her vocal chords work. And if that's the case then she has breath to sniff

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>>40887501
there's better ways to have long ears anyway

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>>40887424
How haughty do you have to be to have servants hold your own breasts for you

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no she ran out of charge

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>>40887343
How would that even work?

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>>40887725
thats what happens when you prank someone too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>40881986
Now that's my kind of demon. God damn. Sign me the fuck up.

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>>40887776
she will put you and your soul in the jelly bean

[Anonymous No.]

>>40887791
It’s not her fault Anon is so conductive

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>>40887725
>Raiju wants you to plug her up overnight so she can recharge

[Anonymous No.]

>>40887862
cant she ask him out like a normal girl? now she is at his mercy

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40887706
I now have a new fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40887816
I would rather be turned into a slime by Shog or a Squid by a mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>40887343
Somebody call Nurse Unicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40887941
Are wolves good at video games?

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[Anonymous No.]

>'sup nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>40888115
i've heard crocodiles are good mothers

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>>40888134
To be fair that spider is extremely cute.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40888134

[Anonymous No.]

I want rape and lots of headpats. Preferably from a hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>40888220
I understood that reference

but I wish I didn't

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40888354
T-pose at her!

[Anonymous No.]

I wish more monsters had that wavy sex hair

[Anonymous No.]

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5590289

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>>40888429
>You need a gold account to see this image.
Nigga.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/98094838

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[Anonymous No.]

you will know fear

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>>40888452
It wasn't that way when I clicked on it.

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>>40888520
But I'm a fan of ghouls and really want to kiss one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40888452
>into the belly button
How horrifying

[Anonymous No.]

What is she reading ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40888570
Shotita by Vladimir Nabokov.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40888520
Like, you mean I'll be scared of how much I love ghouls?

>>40888549
I wasn't annoyed with you, just disappointed that danbooru had fallen to having a premium service.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40888570
Alchemical Applications of Eromancy, Vol II

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>>40888570
Coup d'etat for dummies

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>>40888134
>>40888220
Don't look up the source. This artist has an obsession for NTR

[Anonymous No.]

>when you get claimed by the pharaoh and apophis at the same time

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>>40888580
>fallen
Nigger Danbooru has been like that for years.
Though loli/shota being paywalled annoys me far less than being able to search with more than two tags at a time being paywalled.

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>>40888570
The complete works of Chuck Tingle

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>>40888570
same thing as her sister

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40888656
Marry the apophis. Enslave the pharaoh. Enjoy both.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40888739

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>>40888771
(hes coming back next week)

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>>40888771
Don't do this to me anon.
I don't even like memekots but shit like this breaks me to pieces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40888778
he's not

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>>40888739
If I'm leaving Wonderland, I'm taking her with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40878113
>Chad and Based
>Cu and Cait Sith maxed
Hi shoggocks

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>>40870762

[Anonymous No.]

Trying to think of an alternative to based-cringe and incel-chad for the alignment chart. any suggestions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40888855
>when anon goes to the checkout with a girl cashier

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>>40888829
>ous 08/14/22(Sun)15:03:17 No.40888726▶
>>>408
The artist actually did I believe.

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>>40888656
your gonna get sandwiched anon

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>>40888942
Anon are you okay?

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>>40888865
Coal/gem, cap/no cap

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>>40888988
Not really, no

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>>40889008
Don't let the hags catch you with that, lest you get patted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40888656
Your fault for passing out in the desert near two passing caravans

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>>40889008
go visit dr. anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>40889044
I will be taller than most of them.

>>40889068
Already on the docket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40889091
The 2m+ tall giga-hags have been alerted to your presence

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>>40889008
But can you fake it for just one more show?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40889060
>wake up to Dr. Nubis yelling at the two rulers to get out of the tent whilst she treats you

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40889162
>have to pick which party you'll go back to their capital at with

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>>40877400
if you ever have a question starting with "can i" and ending in something that would make you more satisfied/your dick harder/any other positive quality, the answer is almost always yes.
in case of chaos monsters changing their husbands' form, they merely unlock your ability to form-shift. so you can pick and choose if you want to be spider, squid, nightgaunt-wing, or any combination of the above. At least, that's how i understand it, your preferred understanding might be different.

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>>40889174
>timer runs out
>suddenly sandworm
indecision is itself a decision

[Anonymous No.]

>>40889132
>Big monster girls are in your area and they desire to pat your head.

>>40889146
Maybe

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>>40889174
Aw man I hate early game choices

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>>40889008
do you want to talk about it

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>>40888873
>the cashier is anon's ex

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>>40889198
>In MGC this is not an ad, it is a warning notification
>beware of jinkos, hellhounds, oni and other big monsters

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>>40889146
And what do you want?

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>>40878487
pull out electric guitar, and rock out so hard it creates a counter-current that nullifies the water electricity in the hot spring. make sure to play songs about or related to monstergirls you prefer, so that the raiju would get the hint

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a virus!

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>>40889174
What are the cities and their respective rulers like?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40889269
THE WORLD IS A VAMPIRE

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>>40878487
she's gotta get out eventually

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>>40889236
>ms jinko keeps picking you up and placing you outside the danger area
it's dangerous anon, you need to pay attention to the signs and boundaries

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[Anonymous No.]

Is it over?

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>>40889294
>ms jinko keeps picking you up and placing you outside the danger area
>she turns around for 1 second
>anon is back in the danger area with a pack of hellhounds racing towards him
ms. jinko's work is never done...

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>>40889307
What is it about sharp toenails that gets me so bad? I'm not even into feet.

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>>40889316
No Miss Whitehorn is still in one of her "moods", do not unbarricade your door and don't make any noise

[Anonymous No.]

>>40889316
Sorry anon but the monsters have breached the gates.

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>>40889279
Ebola-chan is cuter

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>>40889328
This sign can't stop me because I can't read the monster language

[Anonymous No.]

>>40889335
too late

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AIEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>40889338
I won't let them take me alive.

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>>40889369
so?

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>>40889369
anon they'll just get Ms Lich to raise you up and throw you to your new wife, if you go this route though you'll feel REALLY guilty when your wife bawls her eyes out over how they found you dead though...

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>>40889367
TO THE HILT

[Anonymous No.]

>>40889369
That's good, wisps need love too

[Anonymous No.]

>>40889369
>>40889379
Yeah Anon, not a good start with your future wife. Your first act before even meeting is to traumatize the poor thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40889397
It's gonna make her constantly latch onto her dumb idiot suicidal husband! She might even get a pair of rings that make it so you physically can't go too far so she'll always know you're being safe!

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>>40889377
>>40889379
>>40889387
>even in my deepest, darkest nightmares I know there's a way to escape in suicide, and often if I'm having a nightmare I just jump off a cliff or shoot myself so it ends
>in MGE-verse death is just a door to another life, not the end
There is no escape. We're all trapped here.

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>>40889407
okay faggot, meanwhile I'm gonna have fun with my Lich wife making sure everything is human-proof after she discovered my corpse during an invasion.

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>>40889407
just shove a flayer in your ear and let her scramble your brain until there's more of the good chemicals than the bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>40889407
Not necessarily. There are some men that even monster girls wouldn't want. Be one of those men and they'll leave you alone.

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>>40889442
or they'll kill you

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>>40889442
>>40889537
Those guys get sent to hell prisons and reformed the hard way now though. If not then yeah you're gonna get killed if you leave no other option like you're actively trying to murder a monster, her friends, family or husband.

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>>40889537
it's not all that likely of an outcome. they got a prison and pretty loathe to violence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40878113
>top right is my number 1
>bottom right is 2 and 3
Not sure what to think about this.

[Anonymous No.]

Always remember, even if you get one of those top of the line, super fancy anti-monster home defence systems from NukiCorp™, a raiju who gets access to the wires can overload the system and bring it all down in seconds

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>>40889589
NukiCorp sells the keys to that defence system to the highest bidder every saturday anyway.
Buying into that scam is literally just putting yourself up for auction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40878295
It's literally a discordtranny

[Anonymous No.]

>>40889611
At least you get a girl that values you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40889696
by how much? look at the receipt

[Anonymous No.]

>>40889696
>sell yourself to 7 tanukis as a timeshare
such value

[Anonymous No.]

>>40889589
thats why you get AbyssSilk wire protection

[Anonymous No.]

>>40889589
Sound the alarm, you're gonna be UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC

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>>40889589
That's why you gotta make your own home defense without looking too suspicious. Otherwise you're basically putting up a sign saying "I HATE being happy just try and fix me, monsters!" which to any mamono worth her weight in gold will just take this as the ultimate challenge to make you smile

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>>40889775
feels like a waste of time when you got to deal with stuff like physical threats like wurms, attempting to slimeproof a house (pipes, door frames, windows, chimneys), paranormal threats like ghosts that simply pass through physical barriers and dum lims digging through your dumpster.
maybe i should just leave the door unlocked instead

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>>40889802
Shut up you Succubus I'm not gonna fall for this gaslighting! If I don't want weird monsters peeping on me showering I should have the right to do so!

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>>40889731
>Hiding from your energized raiju wife because Sunday is the day of rest and you are a rightfully god-fearing man

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to rent a boat and then lure a bunch of Mersharks in by dangling my balls in the ocean, then I'll trigger a breeding frenzy by jacking off off the side of the boat.

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>>40889589
The best home defense is to get a dog. She-- I mean it will alert you of trespassers and chase them off.

[Anonymous No.]

Druella is taking her sweet time with those portals

[Anonymous No.]

>>40889848
she's trying to think of a letter to send along with it so it might be a couple years

[Anonymous No.]

>>40889855
>open letter
>filled with spaghetti

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>>40889589
>lmao at needing sercuity
I was rasied by a wurm so I know how to grab onto a monster and wrestle them, it just so happens I aslo sleep wrestle

[Anonymous No.]

>>40889432
I need this

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>>40889855
But anon…I can’t read!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40889855
Easy. Just start a thread on 4mon and ask everyone to write the letter one word at a time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40889855
Portals soon, don't let the wisps win

[Anonymous No.]

>>40889848
The nukes have to happen first.

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>>40881814
Best part about Tiamama is she turns herself into her Pupal Form to learn more about the Humanity that defeated her in Beast form only for her final stage to be an adult again and rather than kuudere she takes on the persona of a mother who'll do anything to not hear her children say "I hate you".

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>>40889962
that doesn't sound like a very healthy relationship

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>>40889968
She understands and respects Humanity's want to be free and independent, but at the same time Tiamat is going to do everything in her power to make sure her kids love her. So yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40889936
It isn’t easy anon, this wisps are persuasive

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[Anonymous No.]

wisp harem
cagefighting

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[Anonymous No.]

I want to be Wight-san's property!

[Anonymous No.]

Fox cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>40890016
looks like a ground dragon cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>40889715
then you get creepy dreams of chaos girls being even more smug and incomprehensible than they usually are

[Anonymous No.]

>>40890034
Sandworm cunny

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>>40890058
i dont know man they seem pretty comprehensible to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40890033
I'm going to become a wizard just to attract a Balrog's attention!

[Anonymous No.]

Some anons are having monster girl dreams..why can’t that be me!

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>>40890074
anons often have unusually high resistance to SAN loss, much to chaos' species confusion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40890113
i have a SAN stat of -12. Stack overflow.

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>>40890108
I get them on occasion. They're a blessing and a curse. The dream itself is great, especially if it's an emotionally charged one. But waking up, it'll leave a big hole in your heart and an insatiable longing that can never be fulfilled. It's probably good you don't have them

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>>40890110
>>40890110
the perfect combo of creepy, elegant, and sexy all in one

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>>40890119
Don't you mean underflow?

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>>40890108
Maybe being a waifu fag helps, I've started to dream about hellhounds breastfeeding me after four months of obsessing with them.

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>>40890130
potato toamatamo. same thing
s

[Anonymous No.]

>>40890061
It would be awkward having to live in a little apartment until your wife grows up.
>>40889945
The nukes are way slower than I expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40890169
I don't mind Lil miss sleeping bag. It'll be intimate. I mean being in a sandworm is already extremely intimate, but this would be even more so

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>>40890110
This red-assed BITCH

[Anonymous No.]

>>40890216
W-why is the door locked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40890247
there are still enemies in the room
the room will not open until combat is complete

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>40890264
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40890255
But I'm level 1

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters make the best cops because they are specially evolved to hunt human men

[Anonymous No.]

>>40890289
Monsters are assholes and would mock you but angels would happily embrace you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40890293
yeah but they don't really care if you're a criminal or not and are kind of hard to distinguish from strippers

[Anonymous No.]

>>40890293
>STOP RESISTING(please keep resisting)
>Officer I swear I'm holding it for a friend
I would love a monster version of LivePD

[Anonymous No.]

>>40890346
>Cop or stripper
an easy trick to distinguish them is do they shove you into the back of a patrol car while arresting you or do they use their personal vehicle

[Anonymous No.]

>>40890293
They're not so tough

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>>40890356
>Commit an actual crime in MGC
>Now have to deal with getting an impromptu therapy session from the police while you're on live TV
At least there's no cameras in jail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40890361
i'm not sure the smug sense of self satisfaction does you much good when you're already handcuffed in the back of their vehicle

[Anonymous No.]

>>40890372
>At least there's no cameras in jail.
anon please, warden tanuki streams the inside of her jail as a side gig
you getting raped on camera

[Anonymous No.]

>>40890372
Security cameras

[Anonymous No.]

>>40890389
I'm not going down without a fight

>>40890402
Yeah but they're not streaming to a TV channel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40890389
No but at least it tells you whether to expect getting raped in a cell at the local jail or not and if you can ask her to dress as a nurse next time

[Anonymous No.]

>>40890389
>look! we got a confession
>tape is mindbroken anon holding up double peace signs
it was a parking ticket

[Anonymous No.]

>>40890404
Meant for >>40890382

[Anonymous No.]

>>40890403
>Yeah but they're not streaming to a TV channel.
You don't know that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40890428
Prove that they are!

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>>40890441
>Danuki enters cell with a laptop
>opens up the actual stream and shows it to anon
>looks up at the camera and does a streamer intro
>It wasn't a TV channel, It was LichTV

[Anonymous No.]

>>40890479
I'd be so fucking mad if I got caught in a technicality I'd have that entire channel taken down with the things I'd say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40890110
Source for this? Can't find anything wih image search.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40887958
I want this but with Shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>40890110
>>40890496
Found it, nevermind.