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4084396 No.4084396 [Reply] [Original]

No matter who the culprit is in Umineko, we'll all be severely severely dissapointed. /red

>> No.4084403

Okay.

>> No.4084412

Sounds about right, gg Ryukishi.

>> No.4084413

I thought of an appropriate reply in blue, but then I realized you're right. Damn you Ryu.

>> No.4084417

No you see, that's Ryukishi's genius. Because after he's shown us the horrible potential of Shkanontrice, any culprit would be better after that.

>> No.4084422

I won't be disappointed with:
1. Battler
2. ... Um..
That's all I guess.

>> No.4084430
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>>4084422
2. Somehow, this was all an elaborate troll by Beatrice, down to Erika and Bern being her pieces.

The End.

>> No.4084461

Yeah, pretty much.

>> No.4084470

>>4084430
I was actually hoping that the whole Battler falling in love with Beatrice was all 34's trolling being a success since she had that whole window scene going and making Battler catch Beato and all.

Even though I know this really probably won't be the case, I want to believe... ;_;

>> No.4084478

>>4084470
I for one would welcome such a plot twist, but it flies in the face of Ryukishi's pretentious "Without love" shit, so that's a big no go.

>> No.4084506
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4084506

I would love a Kirye or Hideyoshi culprit end
Would get annoyed at a Jessitrice culprit end
Would rage at a Shkannontrice culprit end
Geez even Nanjotrice or Gohda brain parasytes would be better than Shkannontrice

>> No.4084527

>>4084470

Too bad he loved her before that scene.

>> No.4084534

>>4084506
I'm telling you fuckers, Nanjo = Beatrice. Why else would Kinzo let him into his study when he won't even let his children in.

>> No.4084536

>>4084506
>Nanjotrice
>Gohda Brain parasites

Awesome. Too bad Gohda brain parasites goes against Nox.

>> No.4084539

Personally I'd love an ending with no culprit, and the entire family decided to fake their deaths to escape their financial burdens.

It would be the biggest troll of all time.

>> No.4084549

>>4084539

Red text, have you heard of it?

>> No.4084547

>>4084534

Kinzo was dead. No Nanjotrice for you.

>> No.4084550

>>4084536
RK could just pull a master troll and say he never really gave a shit about knox and do it anyways.

>> No.4084563

>>4084539
Too bad that the two times they tried that, somebody decided to kill for real. (With Erika doing it the second time.)

>> No.4084564

>>4084549
Yes, it applies to games. Games that are known to be bullshit written and stuffed into a bottle.

>> No.4084567

>>4084550
NO DINE. NO KNOX. NO FAIR. Am I right?

>> No.4084569

>>4084478

I don't know about that.

"Without love, it cannot be seen"

If the 'it' means magic, and magic doesn't exist in the real world, then a world without magic is a world without love.

If the 'truth' means 'without magic" then that also means the 'truth' is without love.

Which would make for a very shitty ending for every character if we are actually shown the truth.

>> No.4084585
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>>4084569
Why does "it" have to be magic? Dlanor, for example, interprets the theme very differently.

>> No.4084595

>>4084569
You ready for EP7 to be a total downer Episode? After all, Bernkastel is going to be the GM, and you know what that means...

>> No.4084602

>>4084569

>then a world without magic is a world without love.

oops logical fallacy. I mean a world without love would then be a world where magic can't be seen.

>> No.4084613

>>4084595
All mystery
No fantasy
No love
FINAL DESTINATION

>> No.4084632

doctor kira, hallucinogenic tea, bomb in the clock

umineko solved

>> No.4084637

>>4084595

It means my faith in the series will be restored one last time? Because we all know there'll be that one scene near the end where there'll be a huge flash of lightning and then the human culprit will show themselves wearing a trollface and slaughter everyone and it'll be a total "FUCK YEAH" moment. Yeah, that sounds pretty promising to me.

>> No.4084675

>>4084637
Well, Bern was talking to us in the early ????, right? She's our ally, after all.

>> No.4084676

>>4084637
No. Bernkastel isn't even going to give us that. She's going to portray everyone in the worst light possible, including the culprit. So no awesome scheming or anything like that; just plain old brutality.

>> No.4084681

>>4084675
> She's our ally
Super_Hanyuu_trollface.jpg

>> No.4084720

>>4084676
Remember, though. Everything she has to portray must be the truth, and she can't make pieces act in ways they are unable to do.

Personally, I think EP7 is going to take place out of the context of the series. Bern is screwing around with a gameboard, not the gameboard.

>> No.4084733

>>4084720
So, still nonsensical bullshit in the end.

>> No.4084751

>>4084733
Yeah, but it'll show what really happened.

>> No.4084753

>>4084751
Fascinating.

>> No.4084762

>>4084753
Hopefully.

>> No.4084765

hey.. um... just/a/non here. i have umineko Japanese ver. anyone know where the english is?

>> No.4084769

>>4084765

google.com

>> No.4084772

>>4084751
It'll show what Bern knows. According to R07, Bern doesn't know the full truth either. She might be able to fill in AuAu's gaps, though.

>> No.4084777

>>4084765
It's there, you just need to look harder.

>> No.4084785

>>4084772
Same asshole who said erika was a good girl, I'll never believe anything he says anymore.

>> No.4084786

>>4084772
Tune in to C78 to learn how to drag this shit EVEN further.

>> No.4084803

>>4084786
Eight months to go...

>> No.4084810

>>4084396
>According to R07, Bern doesn't know the full truth either.

I'm sure not even R07 knows what the truth is.

>> No.4084816

thanks /jp/! found it at witch-hunt ;)

>> No.4084820

>>4084810
R07 = Hachijou Touya

>> No.4084827

I'll be satisfied if Rudolf or Kyrie is the final boss and we get an awesome final battle.

>> No.4084835

>>4084827
But that won't happen. As a matter of fact, I'm betting that Battler will pull some bullshit about love and happiness on Bern right before she makes shit hit the fan and then take over with a happy-ending to the episode.

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>>4084835
I'd say fuck off, but given the trend, you're probably right.

>> No.4084890

>>4084827
This. Kyrie as the mastermind, with Shannon and Rosa as accomplices. Best criminal trio ever.

>> No.4084900

>>4084890
...Because?

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>> No.4084931

I would like a "valid" reason for all the murders, a twisted plot filled with greed and hate not a complete BS end involving a magical DID maid.

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IT MAKES TOTAL SENSE!

>> No.4084975

>>4084931
Shannon = Kohaku
Promise = White Ribbon

Think about it.

>> No.4085005

Magical Gohda Chef was juggling these knives you see...

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