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40759849 No.40759849 [Reply] [Original]

I want to be their servant!

>> No.40759870

>>40759849
Do you have superpowers?

If not, best you can hope for is a pet.

>> No.40759904
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>>40759870
I wouldn't mind being a human pet to Satori's pet collection

>> No.40760066
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40760066

>>40759849
OP be like:

>> No.40760094

>>40759904
Even if it means castration?

>> No.40760095
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40760095

>>40759849
OP fulfilling his dream

>> No.40760157

>>40760066
>>40760095
The hobgoblins are cute

>> No.40760381

>>40760094
They wouldn't do that haha


Or would they?

>> No.40760473

>>40760381
I'm sorry anon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNwPKo5SU4o

>> No.40760728
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40760728

>>40760473
Mandatory castration for all outsider humans so they won't go around harassing the numerous cute Gensokyo girls. No testosterone = no sex drive. No libido means no problems for girls like Alice to worry about.

>> No.40761794

>>40760094
Yeah, sure, fair trade.

>> No.40761893

>>40760066
>>40760095
To be fair, the hobgoblins are much better at their jobs than the fairy maids are - the fairies only exist to look good and project a refined image.

>> No.40761942

>>40760095
The middle hobgoblin gets to look at Remi's bloomers all day

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>>40760728
Alice better take responsibility and let me stay at her place afterwards. She can't just neuter anons and send them out to fend for themselves.

>> No.40766952

>>40759849
You are better off serving neither of them, they treat their pets (aside from sakuya, utsuho and rin) ruthlessly and punish them harshly if they don't do their hard work correctly, have you seen how remilia treat the hobgoblins? The stomp on them while they wash her feet, among other mistreatment

The Scarlet Devil Mansion isn't place you can work in unless you are sakuya-level skill and neither can you work in the Palace of the Earth Spirits

>> No.40772286

>>40759849
I don't

>> No.40782920

>>40759849
BUMP

>> No.40782949
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40782949

>>40766952
Are there any kind and loving touhou mistresses who wouldn't mistreat a /jp/sie servant?

>> No.40782968

>>40782949
Become yukari's pet, she'll keep you in her household for a moment while "feeding" (fattening for calories) you before eventually slaughtering you for lunch

>> No.40782974

>>40782949
Kasen? Or maybe Kaguya?

>> No.40783023

>>40782949
>>40782968
>>40782974
Males are treated as worthless in Gensokyo

>> No.40783032

>>40783023
Oh right, we forgot about the oppressed villagers and the slain Fortune Teller

That only leaves us with one last option, human male outsiders, treated as sex slaves

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