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40752056 No.40752056 [Reply] [Original]

Sakuya seems to hog most of the self-insert stories, "human arrives in Gensokyo and decides to work at SDM"! I want more! Where are the fantasies of deciding to stick with the hag who gapped you there in the first place?! Or the fantasies of going to work at Eientei?

>> No.40752121

I have fantasies of going to Makai instead of Gensokyo, and having Shinki and all her daughters (except Alice) as my harem.

>> No.40752157

>>40752056
What's Maribel's end goal? If she ends up becoming Yukari, wouldn't she know that the future's kinda doomed to be a place where children don't smile and strawberries don't exist?

>> No.40752237

As much as i want to fuck the gap hag, I'm a realist. If i were to live in gensokyo i would just be a villager who does manual labor all day. and rape a fairy every now and then.

>> No.40752264
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40752264

>>40752056
Will Yukari eat me if I stay with her?

>> No.40752274

I fantasize of destabilizing the whole Gensokyo and no sage having a fucking clue about what has happened and them being incapable of doing anything about it. And that's because I had a love affair with a ghost.

>> No.40752300

>>40752237
Same
>and rape a fairy every now and then.
hol up

>> No.40752304

>>40752264
Which Gensokyo are you getting gapped to? Unless it's the most grimdark of the grimdark, the answer is no.

>> No.40752587

>>40752056
>I want more! Where are the fantasies of deciding to stick with the hag who gapped you there in the first place?!
because nobody would fucking do that
>Or the fantasies of going to work at Eientei?
Reisen treatment.

>> No.40752635

>>40752264
Not if you eat her first.

>> No.40752716

>>40752587
>because nobody would fucking do that
This is a shockingly bad take. Yukari is one of the best people in Gensokyo. Hell, she's the one behind Gensokyo itself! She's an extremely powerful, intelligent, and stylish young youkai! Quite frankly, any young man would be incredibly lucky just to capture a big of her attention and beg to hang out with me. The fact no path or story really explores staying with Yukari is a big missed opportunity. She'd be a much better end-game than some maid dog for a bratty vampire.

>> No.40752759

>>40752716
>Yukari is one of the best people in Gensokyo
I was going to read the rest of your post but I can tell you hit the crack pipe before replying to me.
Posts have been pretty bad lately but this takes the cake.

>> No.40752799

>>40752759
There wouldn't be a Gensokyo without her dumb ingrate and she helps Reimu solve incidents all the time!

>> No.40752921

>>40752716
>>40752799
We know you're Yukari, gap on over here and fuck us already.

>> No.40752935

>>40752157
My headcanon guess is that Yukari is Maribel who's stuck in the past. She doesn't have an end goal, she's just surviving as best as she can so she can meet Renko once more, even after a thousand years.

>> No.40752953

ALL THIS TIME, THIS TWELVE THOUSAND YEARS I KNOW AISHITERUUUU!
EIGHT THOUSAND YEARS FROM THE TIME I YOU MY LOVE GROW STRONG THAN EVER BEFOOORE
WORDS CAN'T SAY OF THIS TIME I'VE BEEN WAITING TO SHARE MY KOVE WITH YOUUU
I'D GIVE YOU MY LIFE, I WOULD GIVE YOU THE WORLD, TO SEE YOU SMILING EVERY DAAAAAY.
ONE HUNDRED MILLION AND TWELVE THOUSAND YEARS I KNOW AISHITERUUU
I want you to know since you came into my life, every day, every night, you give light into the darkest...SKIEEEEEEEES!

>> No.40753128

>>40752237
rape before or after you beat them to death?

>> No.40753263

>>40753128
before. Dead fairies are boring

>> No.40753276

>>40753263
>dead fairies are boring
cringe desu.

>> No.40753555
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40753555

>>40752716
I get you my man. Here's something
https://www.touhou-project.com/at/res/2914.html

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40757408

>>40752056
OP wants your fantasies!

>> No.40758111
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40758111

>>40752056
That's because I love Remimi and I want to marry her.
I don't care about the neet princess or the sleepy hag.

>> No.40758126

>>40753128
Rape while beating them to death.

>> No.40758417

>>40753555
was getting interesing until
>[X] Speak up.
>--[X] Submissively
>[X] Attempt to lick her hand, or suck on her fingers.
>[X] Raise your rear in response.

>> No.40758575

>>40752056
>Sakuya seems to hog most of the self-insert stories, "human arrives in Gensokyo and decides to work at SDM"!
Isn't this just because Remilia speaks English, which makes her easier to communicate with than pretty much anybody else in Gensokyo?

>> No.40758593

>>40758575
you could always just communicate with Kosuzu via written text until you actually learn nipponese

>> No.40761479

>>40758111
Remi is a brat, why would you want to marry her?

>> No.40762201

>>40758593
>you could always just communicate with Kosuzu via written text until you actually learn nipponese
that sounds strangely intimate and cute

>> No.40763112

They aren't fantasies if they feel more real than real life

>> No.40763278

>>40758575
>>40758593
There's no need for any of that
As long as you know the words "Sayonara" "Baka" and "Itadakimasu" in that order you should be fine

>> No.40763727
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40763727

We all know what Gensokyo is. The Fantasy Capital. The realm between dream and reality. But what if it's more than that? What if Gensokyo is like Heaven or Hell, not a single realm, but a collection of realms separate from reality? For example: on one side of the earth we have our Gensokyo with Reimu, Yukari, and all our beloved characters, human, youkai, and non-youkai alike, but on another side of earth we have another Gensokyo housing other mythical beings from different mythologies like Gorgons from Greek mythology, or a banshee from Irish mythology? Altaar is a bitchbrain.

>> No.40763740

>>40752264
is it really that improbable she might just like having a human around for something?

>> No.40763806

>>40752716
I must concur with these well thought out and articulate points. Yakari-sama is the beautiful and powerful mastermind youkai sage that makes the whole of Gensokyo dance on the palm of her hand. Her wisdom and actions surpass human understanding and are always three moves ahead of kami and fellow youkai alike. For instance, what may seem to be ignorance-fueld rants, child-like outbursts or bouts of laziness are in fact clever ploys to mislead and manipulate her adversaries. Though her punishments may seem excessive and dependant on her mood, it is important to remember that her lessons are only to service the edification of her subjects. Yukari-sama is also a war hero and has fought to defend her beloved homeland from the lunar scurge on multiple occasions. The name, "Yakumo" strikes fear into the hearts of the lunar aristocracy and causes them to flee in fear at its meer mention. Her stench is also inoffensive and quite tolerable.

>> No.40763827

just triggered a brony into posting his yukari pasta

>> No.40763907

>>40763806
>Yakari
You made a typo Ran.

>> No.40763923
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40763923

Go to Hell.

>> No.40764096

>>40752056
Yukari is just sack of old sacks

>> No.40764111

>>40764096
a sack of wonderfully experienced, and refined sacks*

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40764195

>>40764096
>>40764111

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>>40761479
Because I love her and I want to spend the rest of my life with her.

>> No.40769295

>>40752056
Fantasies where there's a human ending up in the underworld (specifically former hell and chireiden) are rare, I don't know why but it's disappointing compared to how many SDM fanfics there are out there

>> No.40769316

>>40769295
I think that's logical, the underworld is dangerous in general, unlike in gensokyo there are no human living in there and it's inhabited entirely by dangerous, ruthless and exiled youkai, aswell as vengeful spirits

>> No.40769344

>>40763727
No, only the superior Yamato race has such a great traditional culture and history that it could lead to such a thing. Other races have just themselves.

>> No.40772174

Coincidentally when playing eratohotw for the first time I instantly gravitated towards living at the SDM and being a butler.

I like the thought of being trained by reimu to become some kind of youkai exterminator but on second thought it'd mean I'd have to want to beat up all those cute girls so maybe not.

>> No.40775373

bump

>> No.40775682

My favorite self-insert is fucking of into the Forest of Magic and either keeping to myself or meeting Marisa, because learning magic is cool (plus she's cute)

>> No.40782589
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40782589

>>40775682
Turning Marisa into Momrisa is a great aspiration

>> No.40783321

>>40763740
Why do you think she might not do both? It's mentioned in PMISS that Youkai tend to like keeping humans around, but then eat them when they get bored of them.

>> No.40783383
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40783383

>>40783321
It's specifically the chad outsiders, the virgin villagers get none of that precious youkai pussy

>> No.40783636

>>40783321
What if you just make yourself really useful in some kind of domestic way? I remember reading somewhere that good chefs were basically untouchable throughout history since rulers always loved them.

Somebody could make a game about this like you have a certain amount of days to impress yukari before she eats you.

>> No.40783904
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40783904

So I had a weird though recently

What if I went to gensokyo and I got shrunk by some magic down to inchling size, and I met Shinmy, and we'd live together in this big dumb world and have tiny adventures

>> No.40784413

>>40783904
That sounds like tons of fun!
Until you get eaten by Orin or some other cat.

>> No.40787702

>>40782589
Marisa would be a horrible mother and would kill the child through neglect

>> No.40787708
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40787708

>>40783383
This picture is so good.

>> No.40790997
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40790997

>>40752056
I like the stories written by that Kogasa writefag

>> No.40805169

>>40784413
the cat dies inside out!!!!
torn apart by mighty shinmyoumaru!!!

>> No.40816556 [DELETED] 

>>40752121
Really

>> No.40821591

>>40787708
Looks so comfy.

>> No.40832495

>>40763112
So do you think that if one identifies as a girl despite being born a male, it wouldn't be just a silly fantasy?

>> No.40839744

Everyone can dream

>> No.40841808

hello?

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