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>> No.4050921

<cute>

>> No.4050928

The most moe in history.

>> No.4050938

HNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
But where's my fucking Erika swimsuit sprite?

>> No.4050941

I want to lick her mons pubis

>> No.4050942

<Good>

>> No.4050946

I must be missing something.... she looks horrible, serious eyes and a cat mouth? ick

>> No.4050952
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4050952

Indeed the cut- OFFFFFFFFUUUUU

>> No.4050955

>>4050946
Get out.

>> No.4050960
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>> No.4051000

Why does she talk like THIS?

>> No.4051003

>>4051000
Because katakana.

>> No.4051007

>>4051000

Nobody really KNOWS. She has yet to explain HERSELF.

>> No.4051009
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>>4051000
Because she's just a KID.

>> No.4051011

>>4051000
Because she is a CHILD.

>> No.4051151

If the translators wanted her to sound childlike they certainly FAILED. She sounds incredibly strange and INTIMIDATING.

>> No.4051158

>>4051000
She's just careful not to end sentences in a PREPOSITION.

>> No.4051183

>>4051151
I always read the all caps like she was emphasizing SOMETHING. Complete with a bigger VOICE.

>> No.4051192
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4051192

Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

>> No.4051198

>>4051192
>>4050917
That MOUTH.

>> No.4051203

Witch-hunt failed with her saying desu at the end of "THE GREAT EQUALIZER IS DEATH"

>> No.4051207

>>4051000
Please, allow me to speak. It is likely a verbal tic, similar to irritatingly ending each of your sentences with desu.

It should be looked upon with disdain.

>> No.4051214

>>4051203

I noticed that, too. But I think their version worked just as well. No reason to complain.

>> No.4051220

>>4051207
So ending all of your sentences in katakana is a verbal tic?

Also: *push*

>> No.4051226

>>4051220
A proper English equivalent would be the italics, which sounds like a verbal tic to me, since the person has some creepy obsession with stressing the last word.

>> No.4051227

>>4051207 It should be looked upon with disdain.

She wasn't raised by a good mother.
who would beat the living shit out of her for doing that

>> No.4051228

>>4051207
She does end all of her sentences with the proper polite endings, like "desu", "-masu", "-masen", etc. It's just that she uses katakana for them.

>> No.4051238

>>4051228
So she's just being overly polite with her WORDS. Well, it fits her personality but you don't see Ronove doing anything like THAT.

Pukukukuku.

>> No.4051241

Requesting pic of a scene where Dlanor is speaking in the original Japanese.

>> No.4051244

>>4051226
>italics
Great, now I can't stop imagining Dlanor saying all her all-caps words in a sultry voice.

>> No.4051251

>>4051244
Now I can't either, although I'm not complaining.

>> No.4051258

Maybe she TALKS like SHATNER.

>> No.4051259
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4051259

>>4051244
>>4051251
>You are now all imagining Dlanor saying
<DIE THE DEATH>
<THE SENTENCE IS DEATH>
<THE GREAT EQUALIZER IS THE DEATH> in a sultry voice.

>> No.4051260

So I was reading Dawn through ATLAS, and nearly everything Dlanor said ended in [desu].

Dlanor's adorableness is a miracle of the universe.

>> No.4051262

>>4051258
That would be AMUSING.

>> No.4051265

>>4051258

NO!
SHATNER!
TALKS!
LIKE!
THIS!

>> No.4051267

>>4051260
Now just imagine how DEEN would ruin her.

>> No.4051275

Then MAYBE she SOUNDS LIKE Brooks (the actor who PLAYS Benjamin SIS-KO).

>> No.4051277
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4051277

>>4051241

>> No.4051278

>>4051267
Please allow me to speak. There will be no second season of the anime.

*push*

>> No.4051285

Captain Kirk is climbing a MOUNTAIN. Why is he climbing a MOUNTAIN?

>> No.4051303

>>4051277
>Dlanor repeats Desu 90 TIMES.
Dlanor cosplaying as Suiseiseki and vice versa WHERE?!

>> No.4051310

>>4051285
Does Star Trek adhere to the DECALOGUE?

>> No.4051315

>>4051265
Actually, he... talks a bit like... this.

>>4051285
Because... he can.

>> No.4051317

>>4051303
You counted them ALL?

>> No.4051322

>>4051315
No...Shatner talks...a bit like this....

>> No.4051328

>>4051277
Thank you.

>> No.4051329

>>4051285
Because it was Mt. Purgatory?
Battler = Captain Kirk?

>> No.4051332

>>4051310
It doesn't have to, it's not a mystery.

>> No.4051333

>>4051329
Virgilia is SPOCK. DISCUSS.

>> No.4051340

>>4051332
Or is it?

>> No.4051348

>>4050917
What are Dlanor and her subordinates based from? Hat stands?

>> No.4051352
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4051352

There should be a Dlanor spin off.

She'd be doing paperwork in her office, sitting in some huge chair. She'd have to get Cornelia to help her off, or perhaps she'd sit on some books. Of course, she's wear her glasses whilst doing this.

She'd have some sweet tea before to goes off to a trial, to calm her nerves. Justice shall be dealt, and the truth shall be unraveled. After all that, when she's ready to sleep in her overlarge bed, she thinks of her father.

Cue a sob that nobody hears.

>> No.4051360

What if we combined Dlanor's CRAZY FACE and the glasses?

>> No.4051372

>>4051352
I'd rather have hijinks with the her subordinates ala Minami-Ke.

>You now imagine Cornelia wearing a pink shirt with the print 'I am BOSS'

>> No.4051379

>>4051352
Needs more calmly doing her work, then suddenly DEATHDEATHDEATHDIETHEDEATH for no particular reason.

>> No.4051382

>>4051360
The world might IMPLODE.

>> No.4051387

>>4051379

>> No.4051392

>>4051379
>A cockroach suddenly skitters in front of Dlanor as she walks through the halls.

DEATHDEATHDEATHDIETHEDEATH

>> No.4051393

>>4051360
Appears in EP6 so yeah

>> No.4051394

>>4051379
SO RANDUM LULZ XD

>> No.4051395
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4051395

>>4051360

You'd get episode 6: Dawn of the Golden Witch.

>> No.4051403

>>4051352
>Cue lesbian THREESOME.

>> No.4051409

I wonder what a Tsukkomi routine with Dlanor would be like?

>> No.4051411

Why does Dlanor go DIE THE DEATH crazy?

Is it the stress of her job?

>> No.4051417

>>4051411
Last words of her father

>> No.4051419

>>4051352
>>4051379
>>4051392

SOMEONE, ANYONE, WRITE SOME SHIT.

>> No.4051420

>>4051411
It's part of her job description.

>> No.4051421

>>4051411
It has yet to be EXPLAINED. I assume it was trauma from having to kill her FATHER. Justice can be very CRUEL.

>> No.4051425

There's gotta be an episode of the Dlanor spinoff where she goes and has tea with Virgilia. Gaap shows up, and there's some TOTALLY WACKY ZANY HIJINKS and also some skirt flipping and mackerel-wielding.

And then they realize that for the entire episode, Battler's just been lurking in the corner, being depressed and sipping tea.

>> No.4051433

What rule did her father BREAK?

>> No.4051436

>>4051425
>Battler's just been lurking in the corner, banging his Beato creations.

>> No.4051437
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4051437

When thinking of Dlanor's voice, I think of one that's totally deadpan, which kind of raises at the end.

Am I the only one?

>> No.4051438

>>4051425
By WACKY ZANY HIJINKS you mean EPIC LOGIC BATTLE, right

>> No.4051439
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4051439

Did some say <DEATH>?!

>> No.4051445

>>4051433
His own.

>> No.4051447

>>4051437
Same for me until the italics EXPLANATION. Now it seems like she's trying to seduce YOU.

>> No.4051454

>>4051437
>Dlanor's eyes and mouth combination.
HHHNNNNGGGG!

>> No.4051465

>>4051437
Deadpan loli is fine too.

>> No.4051466

Has the Dlanor doujin been SCANNED?

>> No.4051470

>>4051437

I think the same thing

>> No.4051474
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4051474

>>4051466
It has NOT. This makes me SAD.

>> No.4051483

>>4051445
Which specific rule did he break, though?

>> No.4051484
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4051484

It's a shame that there's not that much fanart of her on pixiv. Only about fourteen pages, if memory serves me right. And even then, that's with Gertrude and Cornelia. Anyone know any general Umineko fanart search link?

>> No.4051486
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>>4051466
It should never be SCANNED. She's just a KID.

>> No.4051493

>>4051437
When I think of Dlanor's voice, I think of Ayako Kawasumi speaking in such a tone.

>> No.4051496

>>4051483
All of them, I think.

>> No.4051500

>>4051474
Please allow me to speak. What the hell Japan?

>> No.4051504

>>4051496
What? All at once?

>> No.4051506

>>4051445
I snnrrkk'd.

>> No.4051511
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>>4051486
This has not stopped us BEFORE. What the hell is wrong with YOU?

>> No.4051516

>>4051504
Apparently. Otherwise Dlanor wouldn't have had to kill him.

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4051520

>>4051500
Don't be MISTAKEN. It is a DlanorxErika DOUJIN. Youmu is not INVOLVED.

>> No.4051521

>>4051516
I just wonder how the hell he could've pulled that off.

>> No.4051534

>>4051521
He got really HIGH. Then he talked to KUBO.

>> No.4051541

>>4051521
>>4051504
>>4051496
Dlanor's dad was clearly set up. It MUST have been some sort of conspiracy.

>> No.4051551

>>4051500
*push*

>> No.4051576

>>4051277
I'm confused...is she saying 'Death' or 'Desu'?

>> No.4051594

>>4051576
Yes.

>> No.4051596

>>4051576
It's both.

>> No.4051602
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4051602

>>4051596
So she's being very threatening AND adorable at the same TIME?

>> No.4051615

>>4051602
Yes.

>> No.4051635

>>4051602
It's a very polite threat, like "DIE, if it isn't too much to ask."

>> No.4051640

>>4051419
In a moment that seemed almost out of character, Dlanor shuffled her papers and sighed. Even she, the usually stoic Inquisitor of Heresy, could become bored at work.

While staring off into the space beyond the door next to her cubicle, Dlanor spied Cornelia walking through the hallway. She slid off of her chair, figuring that the inept member of the Eiserne Jungfrau could entertain her for a moment or two. However, as she reached the door to the hallway, Cornelia dropped her pile of papers, scattering them all over the floor.

Maybe it was best to leave this incompetent person for now. While Cornelia hurriedly started to pick up her paperwork, Dlanor quietly slipped out the door, walking off in the opposite direction. She was careful to avoid running into any of the higher-ups in the office, as she really should have been busy reading another 800 page document on Bernkastel's various foot-related abilities. Lady Lambdadelta was constantly submitting these files, and after a certain amount of time, they grew...exhausting, to say the least.

Dlanor was totally focused on making sure no person or thing saw her as she took her break from work. So when she saw a small, uninvited creature skitter across the tiled floor in front of her, she immediately locked in on it's movements.

Cockroaches? In her department? Such a thing was impossible. She, the wielder of the Red and Blue Keys, the incredible Head Inquisitor of Heresy, couldn't allow such...such filth to be in her presence.

Dlanor A. Knox did not like bugs. They pissed her off as much as that foolish Erika girl did.

Continued, obviously.

>> No.4051642

>>4051640
Aaand the continuation.

The cockroach, sensing it's impending demise, froze in the hallway. Dlanor smiled, a terrifying grin spreading across her face. She closed her eyes, readying her red sword...

...and when she opened them, the cockroach was nowhere to be seen.

She ran through the halls, no longer caring who saw her. She had both of her swords out, and they occasionally sliced through walls and other objects. Property damage came second to killing this damned bug in Dlanor's mind, though.

She turned a corner, running into the nearest bathroom. There the little bug sat, and Dlanor couldn't help but scream at it for eluding her for so long.

"DIE THE DEATH! SENTENCE TO DEATH! GREAT EQUALIZER IS THE DEATH!"

In the time it took for Dlanor to shout those words, the cockroach had run off into a stall. Dlanor didn't see which one...so, obviously, the only solution was to destroy them all until the cockroach was gone.

"DIE!" she screamed as she swung her sword down on the stall door. "DIE! DIE! DIE!" Slice. Slice Slice.

Within minutes, the bathroom was in ruins. Pipes had burst, and the room was starting to flood. Dlanor stood in the rising water, admiring her violent handiwork.

In the corner of her eye, she noticed something moving. Was it one of her superiors, here to berate her for destroying yet another bathroom?

On the crumbling wall to her left, a cockroach crawled up from the floor, climbing to eye level with Dlanor.

She smiled that horrifying grin once again, and raised her red sword once more.

>> No.4051663

>800 page document on Bernkastel's various foot-related abilities

I see what you did there.

Also, fucking glorious!

>> No.4051665

All this CAPS at the end of each sentence has made this thread much more ENJOYABLE.

>> No.4051669

>>4051665

get out, nack

>> No.4051673

>>4051642
>>4051640
I smiled, well done.

>> No.4051676

>>4051665
love you NACK

>> No.4051690

>>4051663
I, for one, wish to read that document.

>> No.4051693

>>4051474
>>4051520
Come on, ARTISTS. Is it so hard to realize that the "Keys" are a Type-moon REFERENCE?

>> No.4051702

>>4051693
The ARE? But who was SEVEN?

>> No.4051704

>>4051693
Yeah, I thought of the Black Keys when I read that bit about the Red and Blue Keys.

>> No.4051707

>>4051693
You mean it isn't a Kingdom Hearts reference?

>> No.4051709

>>4051702
Battler's sword of golden truth.

>> No.4051715

>>4051693
>>4051704
Heaven help us if Dlanor decides to start throwing those things at people.

>> No.4051721

>>4051709
I thought that was an Excalibur reference.

>> No.4051730

>>4051676
>>4051669
Your concern is APPRECIATED.

>>4051690
>>4051663
Fucking SERIOUSLY. I have read far too much about bernkastel's foot related habilities TODAY. I need more accurate info on the MATTER.

>> No.4051731

>>4051715
>Dlanor throwing her swords while going all DIE THE DEATH.
Make it happen Ryu07!

>> No.4051733

>>4051702
The Stakes, even though Dlanor doesn't use them.

>> No.4051744

>>4051733
You are now imagining Dlanor throwing the Seven Sisters of Purgatory at people while having THIS >>4051437 FACE.

>> No.4051746

Isn't her red sword stronger than the blue sword?

>> No.4051751

>>4051746
She uses Red Truth more often so it'll be her dominant weapon.

>> No.4051762

>>4051744
Drawfag! Someone call a drawfag!

>> No.4051767
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We had Currybutt-sensei in HIGURASHI. An appearance in Umineko was to be EXPECTED.

>> No.4051772

>>4051767
But Dlanor doesn't even look like CIEL.

>> No.4051780

I don't even know if I actually like Dlanor or if all of you guys liking her made me like her too.

>> No.4051787

If she ever teams up with Battler, I'm expecting her to TRIPLE WIELD swords.

Red in right, Blue in left, GOLDEN IN MOUTH.

And she'll be wearing her glasses when she fights with them.

>> No.4051803

>>4051787
In a less grimdark Umineko, she's just another part of the harem.

Needs more Higurashi-esque harem comedy.

>> No.4051811

>>4051803
That's what OVAs are fo-

Wait, no, everything animated Umineko thing aside from the fan disk sucks ass.

So there you go.

>> No.4051814

>>4051419
Deep in the inquisition's great library, Dlanor was working. The explosive retrial had called for a great deal of new paperwork, and she would not know sleep until it was finished.
Once more she wiped her glasses. They had been fogged from the cup of steaming hot tea Cornelia had prepared, who sat with Gertrude on the other end of the table helping Dlanor with the records. There was no sound but the folding of books, the crisp turn of paper, and the scribble of their fountain pens.

Dlanor teetered a bit on the pile of books stacked on her chair. She tended to spend a lot of time sitting because she had to struggle to climb it every time. Gertrude and Cornelia were forbidden from helping. That was fine with them, because it was fucking moe.

Dlanor loved the case notes. For one who fights on a conceptual level, wordplay is no different than swordplay, and the records she read were both the unfolding of her greatest battles and the birth of new mysteries.

>> No.4051817

>>4051787
I'm okay with THIS.

>> No.4051818

>>4051814
> That was fine with them, because it was fucking moe.
Heh.

>> No.4051822
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>>4051814
Although Dlanor normally moved with doll-like elegance there was an almost embarrassed stiffness to her movements now. She adjusted her glasses far more than was necessary, and her mouth was kittenish frown. Her uniform and armor had been severely damaged, and as there were no other uniforms that could fit her, she was forced to wear her pajamas.
They were deep blue and covered in little yellow kittens. Dlanor found them uncomfortable to wear in front of others, but for some reason Gertrude needed to plunge her head in bucket of ice water before being able to continue working.
Dlanor sometimes found the habits of her subordinates strange.
She sighed, and reached for a book. "Cornelia, could you please hand me that TEXT?"
Suddenly Dlanor froze. A tiny spider stared up at her through half a dozen compound eyes.
"Oh look, a spider. Please, allow me to brush that--"


"DEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATH
<DIE THE DEATH!>
<SENTENCE TO DEATH!>
<GREAT EQUALIZER IS THE DEATH!>

As Dlanor's keys sliced through the spider on the conceptual level, every thousandth Agatha Christie novel featured a printing error involving a spider being crushed to death on page 43.

>> No.4051825

>>4051817
Three-sword glasses wearing Dlanor vs all Seven Stakes at the same time.

That would be a beautiful fight.

>> No.4051833

>>4051822
I like the ENDING.

>> No.4051837

>>4051822
I wish to see Dlanor in these pajamas.

>> No.4051839

>>4051822
Dlanor makes proofreading seem awesome.

>> No.4051842

>>4051825
What would happen if Dlanor ever met Sakutarou?

>> No.4051849

>>4051842
DIE THE DEATH
SENTENCE TO DEATH
GREAT EQUALIZER IS THE DEATH

>> No.4051857

>>4051842
RIP CRUSH TEAR

>> No.4051859

>>4051849
~uryu

>> No.4051865

>>4051839
>>4051822
I have a feeling that Dlanor and Yomiko Readman would get along well.

>> No.4051872

>>4051842
They actually meet in Episode 6. Sakutarou appears when Maria's belief in magic is being attacked by Erika and protects her.

>> No.4051876

>>4051872
Did it end in sex? Concensual or otherwise?

>> No.4051885

>>4051876
No. It did end with Dlanor being disgusted in Erika for initiating such a childish fight, though.

>> No.4051948

>>4051885
Dlanor pities the fool.

>> No.4051994

Dlanor meets Jessica.

Hilarity ensues.

>> No.4052140

>>4051640
>>4051642

derp herp herp I now know your LJ, so much for being anonymous.

>> No.4052151

>>4051994
Jessica would DIE THE DEATH, and everyone who isn't a fag would rejoice.

And then they'd remember that Battler is a crazy douche and Beato is dead.

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4052233

Totally a Type-Moon reference.

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>>4052233

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