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Anonymous Sat Jun 25 16:52:57 2022 No.40301784 [Reply] [Original]

She isn't as smart as she thinks!

Anonymous Sat Jun 25 17:26:18 2022 No.40302134
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>>40301784
She's smart enough to have solved every exercise in SICP correctly. Understanding recursion might have given her inspiration for creating some forbidden magicks, like a spell that makes you shit into your asshole into your asshole into your asshole into your asshole into your asshole into your asshole into your asshole into your asshole into your asshole into your asshole into your asshole into your asshole into your asshole into your asshole into your asshole
; Evaluation aborted on #<SB-KERNEL::CONTROL-STACK-EXHAUSTED {1003816243}>.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 19:54:57 2022 No.40303397 She doesn't think

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 20:18:29 2022 No.40303562 File: 163 KB, 480x512, 1271112425046.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>40302134 She's already running scheme programs in a common lisp compiler, she clearly hasn't thought any of this through.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 20:22:02 2022 No.40303585 File: 899 KB, 925x1280, patchouli1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>40301784 Patchy doesn't believe that smoking cigarettes can cause cancer!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 20:26:30 2022 No.40303616 >>40303562 It doesn't do her any good. Like how is programming going to help in Gensokyo of all places.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 20:39:18 2022 No.40303706 Need picture of patchy looking straight at the viewer

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 20:41:17 2022 No.40303722 >>40303706 I got you bro https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=looking_at_viewer+patchouli_knowledge+

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 21:44:51 2022 No.40304098 File: 1003 KB, 874x1240, 5196d6c6aad02070cea3ca38e00087cb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So useless...

Anonymous Sat Jun 25 22:27:17 2022 No.40304331
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give her a little credit, she built a rocket capable of flying to the moon with duct tape, prayers and google. gotta be atleast a lil' smart for that to work out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 25 22:35:32 2022 No.40304385 >>40304331 She's a real programmer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 01:17:01 2022 No.40305286 File: 265 KB, 850x1172, patchysmile.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>40304385 Would she be willing to teach me programming?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 01:56:30 2022 No.40305530 File: 65 KB, 800x534, sicp2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>40305286 She clearly wants you to read your SICP.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 17:22:40 2022 No.40314454 >>40305286 She'd probably help you with the exercises if you asked politely. You'd need to put in the effort yourself to learn.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 17:31:58 2022 No.40314514 >>40303616 I mean, the use of magic and computers has to potential to go very far if utilised to the best of their abilities.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 20:23:43 2022 No.40315818 File: 385 KB, 948x529, alice-sicp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This >>40314514 Computer so-called science actually has a lot in common with magic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 22:18:42 2022 No.40316616 File: 240 KB, 1280x1280, sysadminpatchy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>40314454 I'm making decent progress on my own, but having a cute girl helping would improve it further.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 23:50:53 2022 No.40317250 File: 334 KB, 500x600, 1278916367203.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>40316616 >I'm making decent progress on my own Are you really, though? People these days barely bother to learn the fundamentals.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 23:57:39 2022 No.40317283 File: 1.20 MB, 1807x2529, 1644092708633.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>40303585 ...Well! At least nobody can call her fat now!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 00:22:15 2022 No.40317449 >>40317250 That's why I need her help, the fundamentals in this field seem far less intuitive than in physics or maths.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 19:18:50 2022 No.40327071 File: 54 KB, 800x800, Catchouli.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is patchy one of the softhus?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 19:41:28 2022 No.40327253 File: 158 KB, 833x833, Patchouli Cuddles.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>40327071 Yes, I wish I could be cuddled by her

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 20:06:03 2022 No.40327446 >>40301784 Having passionate and kissing pachuri!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 28 08:46:51 2022 No.40332381 File: 112 KB, 596x752, __patchouli_knowledge_touhou_drawn_by_ram_hachimin__ef5f88ceaff13447fa4e56e28861de72.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>40327253 How do I get her to cuddle me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 28 16:37:27 2022 No.40336631 >>40303585 Partially true, it's primarily all the extra chemicals added to tobacco that are responsible for that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 28 20:38:02 2022 No.40338312 File: 624 KB, 1216x1748, Patche Confession.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>40332381 I wouldn't be here if I knew who

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 28 22:15:16 2022 No.40339041 >>40302134 Refuted by me groping her tits and making her moan like a little girly girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 28 22:24:27 2022 No.40339116 >>40315818 Sure it is. Next you'll tell me that demons and gods can interface with our reality through summoning programs powered by an electrical supply roughly equivalent to that of a high school computer lab.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 29 09:14:38 2022 No.40343768 >>40339116 Actually yes. AI should be renamed to AD (Applied Demonology)

>>	Eilienen !!QEIAmWnR8w1 Wed Jun 29 11:10:45 2022 No.40344787 File: 1.20 MB, 1600x900, demon sigil.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>40339116 Actually yes, except the students in the lab charge the sigils. Then there's 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 29 22:34:00 2022 No.40350478 >>40344787

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 29 23:12:41 2022 No.40350765 fatchuoli is a fat compute-fume-sniffing nerd!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 30 21:32:04 2022 No.40360740 >>40350765 She's not flat, she's plushy and soft.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 30 21:50:59 2022 No.40360880 I wanna hold her inhaler just out of her reach while she desperately tries to grab it as she has an asthma attack!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 23:29:58 2022 No.40372303 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHk42kDwesM

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 2 15:21:02 2022 No.40378839 >>40338312 Would it be difficult for Patchy to confess to someone?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 3 02:13:43 2022 No.40386873 >>40301784

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 3 02:15:21 2022 No.40386889 >>40301784

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 3 02:19:44 2022 No.40386922 >>40378839 No

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 3 19:27:40 2022 No.40396670 File: 415 KB, 1000x1412, __patchouli_knowledge_and_koakuma_touhou_drawn_by_be_o_hoho__336e401d9318f06e3f86a9d1f3c1fb2f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Could you beat her in chess then?

Anonymous Mon Jul 4 00:23:05 2022 No.40399026
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>>40396670
Patchy's position is so weak, it's not even possible to let her win without making it obvious you're throwing. Sure she's up a bishop and two pawns, but I still have my queen. And presumably, it will pinning her bishop against her king - otherwise, her capture of my pawn is illegal with her king in check. My next move is to capture that bishop. Patchy must respond by moving her king. Then I capture her knight with my rook. After that it's all just mop-up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 08:42:41 2022 No.40401675 >>40399026 It appears so - no matter where the bishop is placed, stockfish tells that black will lose in ~10 moves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 08:32:53 2022 No.40412638 >>40399026 I haven't played chess in ages and I was never good at it anyway; does the situation in that picture look like something that can happen without Patchy consistently screwing up?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 08:37:45 2022 No.40412670 File: 55 KB, 600x600, do ya.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>40412638 Patchouli was certain to win from the beginning, she has thrown very hard for things to come to this point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 12:29:16 2022 No.40414044 File: 244 KB, 850x850, __patchouli_knowledge_touhou_drawn_by_destroyb__sample-2db5fa9c6e11ac0f91df6c0705644224.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] S A T O R A R E P O T E N E T O P E R A R O T A S

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 20:09:33 2022 No.40417820 File: 1.94 MB, 1400x1100, __patchouli_knowledge_touhou_and_1_more_drawn_by_sunnysideup__d0cee29006c8bb8f07472bbccfcc9ada.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>40414044 I G N E N A T U R A R E N O V A T U R I N T E G R A

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 20:23:43 2022 No.40417934 File: 1.34 MB, 1500x2000, __patchouli_knowledge_touhou_drawn_by_boa_brianoa__d04acd58a853a5f49e7fa18b1d6d8750.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>40417820 Ista formula quadratum non facit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 20:27:51 2022 No.40417953 File: 325 KB, 800x600, __patchouli_knowledge_touhou_drawn_by_hyuuga_azuri__d9e7005614e1255bbd92fa96b47e25c3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>40417934 I N R I I N R I A B R A C A D A B R A I N R I I N R I

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 20:33:12 2022 No.40417987 pls don't kill me dead with magic, patchy ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 20:36:47 2022 No.40418021 >>40417953 Quid INRI significat? Iesumne Nasarenum Regem Iudeorum?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 20:38:06 2022 No.40418033 File: 2.47 MB, 1476x3253, __patchouli_knowledge_touhou_and_1_more_drawn_by_pan_ooh__06ad913530008ccf18600ef7926788eb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>40418021 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBP2VAcvSHA

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