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Who would win in a serious fight?

>> No.40001279

patche may be fat, but alice is useless!

>> No.40002828

>>40001166
Patchouli is older, and therefore stronger. Alice is also weaker than Marisa.

>> No.40003104

>>40001166
Alice would be too depressed (as usual) to leave home, so Patche wins.

>> No.40003338

>>40002828
Alice doesn't rely on power; she uses technique. She wouldn't necessarily lose to Marisa or Patche because of that.

>> No.40003347

>>40001279
Shut the fuck up you dumb cunt my puppets are a dangerous weapon that can fuck up anyone in Gensokyo

>> No.40003469
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>>40001166
Marisa

>> No.40003594

>>40001166
They don't look like they're ready to have a serious fight...

>> No.40003897

>>40001166
Patche and then a draw with Marisa in the worst case scenario.

>> No.40004261

>>40001166
depends on how patchy is feeling.

>> No.40004296
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>>40001166
> Who would win in a serious fight?
Yukari

>> No.40004597

>>40001166
Patchouli would sit on Alice and that's pretty much it.

>> No.40005265
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40005265

Alice has already won

>> No.40005339

>>40005265
How does Patchy escape this?

>> No.40005679

>>40003594
They are gearing up for an adult fight, just leave them be for a couple hours and they should be fine

>> No.40005715

>>40005339
Shove her thumb up Alice's starfish to startle her.

>> No.40011375

>>40005265
careful patche! alice leaks...!

>> No.40011416

>>40005715
With her double layer of clothes, I don't think Patchy can reach that place all too easily, if she can move
I think that probably settles the fight, Alice cleverly picked her moves & clothes, and Patchy can't do anything about it

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>>40011375
>>40005265
Pache is moments away from being scarred for life.

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>>40012577
>>40011375
>>40005265
This'll be Alice next if she doesn't get off Patchouli this instant

>> No.40013391

>>40013126
Everytime I see this image I feel glad that it exists.

>> No.40019859

>>40004597
That would require Patchouli to move

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40024872

Patcho has bigger tits so she wins.

>> No.40028567

>>40013126
why is patchouli like this?

>> No.40035221

>>40028567
Koakuma slacked off, and now must face punishment.

>> No.40039949

Threesome with the magicians.

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>>40012577
It's done

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>> No.40054430

Not Alice! She would lose to Patchy like a sore loser she is! Then she would poop her pants!

>> No.40054686 [DELETED] 

>>40054430
Cringe

>> No.40059503

>>40054430
Alice is perfect! She doesn't poop or pee!

>> No.40059633

>>40047349
This has to be the laziest premise to a h-doujin I've seen

>> No.40061710

>>40003338
Her techniques are self-harm, depression and bed wetting.

>> No.40068932

>>40059633
Noone makes an effort for alice.

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>>40001166
Patche!

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Who is winning here?

>> No.40070889

>>40070814
The dude they're sitting on

>> No.40071535

>>40013126
Patchy sure is a funny looking cat, her pussy must be really ugly for koakuma to look that shocked though...

>> No.40077735

>>40069056
Fatch

>> No.40077942

Patchy transforms into Pigchouli and tackles Alice
Alice falls to the ground, cries and gives up.

>> No.40082321

>>40077942
Patch has the brain of a pig now and is unable to change back. She spends the rest of eternity saying buu buu and making threads with her picture on the jaypee.

>> No.40087888

>>40001279
patche is useless too

>> No.40089982

>>40001166
In a serious fight? Alice thinks she wins but ends up pregnant. Patche's encyclopedic knowledge lets her plan for safe days, so she ultimately wins.

>> No.40098595

>>40001166
Left.

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