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Anonymous Mon Dec 28 09:57:21 2009 No.3991644 [Reply] [Original]

You have the choice to choose any Touhou you like and go to a love hotel with them, where you spend one night and can do anything you want to them. In exchange, when dawn breaks half of all you AND your parents' money (even overseas bank accounts) vanishes without a trance.

Would you do it, /jp/? And if so, which Touhou would you choose?

Pic related. The experience would be worth a lifetime.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 09:58:21 2009 No.3991653 lol so randum xD

>>	Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Dec 28 09:58:21 2009 No.3991651 would you fuck touhou is she was santa?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 09:59:02 2009 No.3991660 Does this include life insurance? If so, my parents are going to vanish as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 09:59:21 2009 No.3991656 >trance

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 09:59:21 2009 No.3991657 Joke's on you. I'm a NEET and my parents are in debt!

Anonymous Mon Dec 28 09:59:21 2009 No.3991663
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You have the choice to choose any Umineko you like and go to a love hotel with them, where you spend one night and can do anything you want to them. In exchange, when dawn breaks half of all you AND your parents' porn (even your backup DVDs) vanishes without a trance.

Would you do it, /jp/? And if so, which Umineko would you choose?

Pic related. The experience would be worth a lifetime.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 10:00:21 2009 No.3991664 File: 104 KB, 450x600, 232344233.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My answer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 10:00:21 2009 No.3991665 Does this not include life insurance? If so, my parents are going to vanish as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 10:00:21 2009 No.3991667 Would you fuck Touhou if she was Rika?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 10:01:21 2009 No.3991672 >>3991644 OP is trying to get mentally prepared to spend his mommy's check on an escort. Don't do it OP, if you lose your virginity to a prostitute you'll be a failure for life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 10:01:21 2009 No.3991673 File: 498 KB, 800x750, 7874484.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shou is really moe. Discuss.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 10:01:21 2009 No.3991674 File: 24 KB, 600x338, 3334423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3991667 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 10:02:21 2009 No.3991680 File: 162 KB, 487x675, 7750333.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I pick Yukari. >can do anything you want to them I have her gap 10 million dollars for me. Then I have her gap Nue and sex her instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 10:03:21 2009 No.3991683 Reimu needs the money. I'd go with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 10:03:21 2009 No.3991684 >>3991680 >Then I have her gap Nue and sex her instead. Are you saying Yukari isn't enough for you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 10:04:21 2009 No.3991697 File: 248 KB, 704x396, 545545.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I rather fuck a Rozen Maiden instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 10:05:21 2009 No.3991700 File: 145 KB, 1064x798, 1261058438039.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Even if all my money would vanish, it would still be worth it. And I'll have the scars my whole life to remember it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 10:05:21 2009 No.3991701 File: 80 KB, 650x909, trueform.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3991684 Nue is just better. He has good taste.

>>	Nigger !73VOHXDuLo Mon Dec 28 10:07:21 2009 No.3991714 >>3991644 I'd choose eiren and get her to give me hourai elixer, after the anal and rimjob

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 10:07:21 2009 No.3991716 File: 353 KB, 752x1062, 1237401677272.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3991680 >>3991701 Enjoy your Nue boy. You faggot. While I enjoy the secret valleys of the gap youkai.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 10:07:21 2009 No.3991719 >>3991697 There's no hole. Except probably their ears.

Anonymous Mon Dec 28 10:10:21 2009 No.3991740
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>>3991684

Yukari is really the superior choice, since she comes with a free Ran and a free Chen and if it sexually excites her she'll gap in any other Touhou, and could probably gap in all kinds of wild shit to make up for the money lost.

I'd still give up every cent I own for her and Ran loving me tenderly ;_; .

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 10:14:21 2009 No.3991768 File: 18 KB, 509x380, hhheeeeeyyyyyyyyy_shou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3991673

>>	Kuro Mon Dec 28 10:26:21 2009 No.3991843 Yes, I would. With Remilia.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 10:29:21 2009 No.3991865 >>3991716 You mean, her wrinkles.

Anonymous Mon Dec 28 11:12:21 2009 No.3992076
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If our debt is taken into consideration, that'd be +1500€ for us, but I'm pretty sure that's not what OP meant. So, it'd cost about 20€.

I don't want to think of her as a cheap whore, so no.

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