Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

No man can resist the clussy

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[Anonymous No.]

I don't like clowns.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that strong monsters are built to be housewives.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>39841509
I want to rub them big ears.

[Anonymous No.]

Post your best holst pics please!

[Anonymous No.]

Here, have a sleeping vampire anons, all curled up in her coffin. Sleep tight vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39841535
I can't find the one holst pic I have so you'll have to take the closest thing.

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>>39841534
Who wouldn't?

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>>39841566
Only a monster would neglect rubbing his wifes ears.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it socially acceptable yet to want to make out with a big booty monster's anus?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>39841535

[Anonymous No.]

>>39841553
Coffin too small

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wifey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39841887
I love harpies.

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>>39841965
that is a nice harpy.

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>>39841560
Mino is good too

[Anonymous No.]

Taking a chivalrous girl to go see Shin Ultraman!

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>"I craved the strength and certainty of holy steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh and sexiness, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you from horniness. But I am already saved, for the machine is immortal."

>t.Blessed Holy Order Automaton

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>>39841965
I bet she's the type to say she isn't looking for a mate but would let you touch her feathers on the first day.

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>>39842097
Those are some awfully soft looking breasts for someone who claims to love holy steel.

[Anonymous No.]

>found you

[Anonymous No.]

Fire mage Salamander

[Anonymous No.]

>>39842097
Only fragile and weak beings fear death

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>>39842286
She's a kind soul who will use her magic to help anyone in need, but when you ask her to use her fire to cook she acts like it's a more intimate thing than sex.

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>>39841582
I want to use a paper talisman to seal an evil fox then apply headpats at regular intervals until the fox is no longer evil.

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>>39842286
what kind of competition does she have in mind for getting a husband?

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>>39842422
>You're successful and she's no longer evil
>Her lust for power is now a desire to have children
>She won't be satisfied with anything less than 14 pups

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[Anonymous No.]

>>39841284
>No man can resist the clussy
Well I sure can't. I love this clown very, very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39842451
14 kids is a lot

[Anonymous No.]

Good ending

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Hello /k/, what demon realm caliber should I use to catch a the tree rat ?She's spying on me since last month and spills the spaghettis everytime I tried to get closer.

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>>39842479
You need to take responsibility for the weeks of headpats.
She already thought of their names and even bought some cute baby-sized kimonos.

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>>39842507
.50 cal so she gets the message
>B-b-b-b-but that's illegal!
Hasn't stopped me yet, and the lims can suck it if they think they are takin my guns from me

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>>39842434
It's a mage battle where you hold hands and try to pump your magic into your opponent. There isn't a way to stop the flow, you can only try to pump mana fast enough before her magic gets to you. Having her mana pumped into you makes your body burn with lust. Having your mana shoved in her lights the fires of love in her heart. If you don't do well enough she just loses interest and leaves you squirming on the ground for the next monster. If you do impress her, but didn't win fast enough, you'll be too horny to refuse her taking you on the spot. If you crush her in the competition, she'll follow you and either become your rival or apprentice depending on how you treat her. One day she'll be strong enough to win your love.

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>>39842516
I asked the local police and they said that they will look away if it's to get her in my bed. Don't have anything in this caliber sadly. Do you think a caliber 12 slug shot would be enough ?

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>>39842474
>She ruins your bedroom with glitter and confetti because you made her cum too hard and she couldn't hold it in
Would you still love her afterwards?

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>>39842538
She'll repay me later with some buttsex.

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>>39842535
Only if you use dragon's breath rounds.
Anything smaller and she is liable to get away

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>>39842565
Ii don't risk to hurt her ?
I mean fire is still fire, it could even burn my garden which is a big no no.

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>>39842519
sounds pretty good would communion with her

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>>39842538
I would, but I'd constantly tease her for it. She better get used to being called my little party popper. Is it weird that I'm kinda into it? It's like a little celebration every time I make her feel good. Makes me feel happy she's enjoying herself. I'd have to buy a strong vaccum though.

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What do MGs think about contraceptives? I love the MG wife, but I dont want kids and I consider bringing people to this world an act of cruelty.

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>>39842630
>Anon is happy to see is wife statisfied
>Ask if it's weird
By Allah stop asking dumb question or you will get slapped

[Anonymous No.]

>>39841709
Smol milk

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>>39842591
Do you wanna catch your tree rat or not?
They are skittish so you need to make sure your shots hit. Yeah the prospects of fire rounds might seem scary but as long as you get genuine "realmsilver" dragon's breath rounds the only thing that is going to feel the heat is her, presumably shortly before she passes out from mana exhaustion. One spark on that tail of hers and FWOOSH, unconscious and unharmed squirrel that can be picked up and deposited anywhere for your convience

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>>39842507
>>39842516
>not using a stack of papers labeled "blackmail material on anon" as bait in a cage trap disguised as a love hotel bed
Overgod have mercy on us all, chivalry is dead.

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Jabber-sama is so cool!

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>>39842559
You never know how tight a clown's anal will be
Sometimes it's pleasantly hugging your dick
Other times it's holding on so hard you'd be crowned king Arthur if you managed to pull out

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>>39842692
I mean, yeah, he could do that, but then there is no thrill of the hunt, no feeling of being able to truly fight back against the monsters

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>>39841360
Even hellhounds?

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>>39842719
Oh no, the batter's up and so am I!

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>>39842667
Oh I see, it's just a magical fire. Thank you Anon, now it's time to hunt.

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>>39842717
Ms. Rata? Was Rata-chan home?

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>>39842719
what's the context behind this image

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>>39842736
hellhound delinquent asking if (you) are okay

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>>39842719
They are less than adept at that.

[Anonymous No.]

Tapirs?

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>>39842741
was just wondering if there was a story or something since she's all bloodied up

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>>39842748
I do not like this baku

Her smug aura mocks me

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>>39842752
I think your smug sensor is broken.

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>>39842750
a nasty allergy

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>>39842752
She's only smug because she has (You).

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>>39842710
She is!
Everyone was in awe when she innovated Wonderland fashion by wearing her virgin killer sweater backwards, though she acted surprised and thought it was meant to be worn that way.

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>>39842711
Good, good!

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>>39841284
I like clowns, but my real weakness are the undead

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>>39842748

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>>39842792
Great. You broke it.

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>>39842630
>I would, but I'd constantly tease her for it. She better get used to being called my little party popper.
You\re just asking for her to honk the fuck out of you.

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why are hellhounds so popular?

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>>39842792
Is she okay.

[Anonymous No.]

Leotard armor is the best kind of armor for monster girls and you can't prove me wrong.

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>>39842813
Are any of us okay?

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>>39842748
For protecting, from those Ocelomeh bullies.

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>>39842797
>>39842813
she's had better days

[Anonymous No.]

Forget unsealing anceint foxes
I wanna untomb the evil Anubis that tried to overthrow the pharaoh and was sealed away for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39842807
Exotic
Maximum protectionfag appeal
Fluffy
Canine
BMP

[Anonymous No.]

>>39842807
Because charcoal skin is very erotic.
We need more charcoal monsters, I'd even take elves.

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>>39842805
>she starts honking me
>starts off well
>she starts feeling good
>she ends up shooting more confetti
>I cheer
>she looks down to see me with a face so smug it'd make a cheshire jealous.
>she covers her face in embarrassment
>I hug her
>"I love you my little party popper"
>the honking starts again

[Anonymous No.]

What monster would be best for a racist like me?

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Hellhounds are dorks but they're cute dorks and I don't care if they know I said it

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So if I understand correctly, cheshires are about more (relatively) mean pranks and snark, and bogies are more about just straight up clowning?

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>>39842994
Saying such doesn’t have much effect on the older ones.

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>>39842892
She is considered "evil" because she wanted to put in place a 6 days work week, conquer the weaker neighboring countries, open up human slave trade and build a giant gold pyramid for her and her future husband.
The logistics and economics of her plans were perfect, the desert Kingdom would have thrived under her rule.

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>>39843075
How does one fluster one of those then?

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>>39843197
rattle a leash and say walkies

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How do you bully a bogie?

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>>39843005
More or less, yes.

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>>39842896
Woah, the police chief is big. I bet she takes a big bite out of crime.

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>>39842841
She's very grateful.

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>>39843261
But I want a snarky, haughty bogie.

[Anonymous No.]

Elves that have been removed from their tribal roots get big easily...

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>>39843386
fuck off, retard

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>>39843313
As always, the profile is how that species is "in general". You can absolutely find a snarky and haughty Bogie.
I really want to find the demon lords Bogie jester and have a joke duel with her.
I'd 100% lose, but at least I had fun.

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>>39843432
Oh what a poor, helpless woman! She's going to get ravished.

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>>39841360
If by that you mean I am built to be a strong monster girl's househusband than yes

[Anonymous No.]

big girls superior
small girls, inferior

[Anonymous No.]

>>39843398
whats the problem now

[Anonymous No.]

>>39843472
medium girls ferior

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>>39843488
hmm yes you are indeed correct
medium is medium

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>>39843472
>>39843488
>>39843490
I want one of each.

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>>39843472
>>39843490

That ogre doesn't know how babby is formed. One of you people should show her how

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>>39843488
lapcat is one of my absolute favorite greentexts

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of business does she run?

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>>39842982
Dark elf. She'll whip you into shape.

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>>39843512
Milkshake palour

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>>39842982
Racism makes no sense as everyone looks the same in 2D.

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>>39843538
I'm racist against 3d humans not 2d monsters

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>>39843488
medium girls are excellent
>Around your height, maybe a little bit more or a little bit less, so more sex positions are availible
>You can pick her up, she can pick you up, maybe with some training on someones end
>Little to no issues caused by height

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>>39843548
Same as me then, carry on.

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>>39843553
truely a ferior type of woman
>>39843510
link plos
>>39843509
I have a tool for her to train with

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>>39843509
good god I wish I could make Oga-san a mother

[Anonymous No.]

Surely you wouldn't betray humanity for a GPU, right?

[Anonymous No.]

"Monstergirls" demonstrating growing demand for dilators!

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>>39843509
I want the most fertile, baby-crazed, powerlifting, kind-hearted, tall, with cute pinchable chub over solid muscles oni GF.

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>>39843592
She's late to the party, GPUs are slowly coming down to """normal""" prices.
Creepy rich hags had a field day with those, I bet last year even a 3070 would make any nerd forget his age/species preferences.

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>>39843592
that shit probably wouldnt even work in my pc. TRY HARDER, WELP.

[Anonymous No.]

>brown
>abs
>white hair

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>>39843472
Really?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry a normal sized monster girl my age!
I love boring monsters!

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>>39843656
what does 'normal sized' have to do with being boring?

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>>39843592
I wouldn't even need the gpu. Honestly monsters taking over would probably be a mercy for most people nowadays. At least when succubi are in control, you can enjoy getting fucked by the government.

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>>39843647
Yes, and huge boobs

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I want to marry a normal sized, middle class, slightly submissive monster girl my age. Preferably a succ.

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>>39843673
mein negro

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry a monster that genuinely loves me

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>>39843674
This is a good post

[Anonymous No.]

Druella new millitary strategy.

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>>39843647
I wish the mayor would make a law against doxing. This is the third time someone has posted my search results

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>>39843628
I saw a 3070 ti for 500 yesterday. Society is collpasing

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remember the thicker your neck muscles are, the harder it is for a vampire to bite it

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Gonna prank a dark elf by replacing her demon silver whip with a normal one! She and her are husband will never know.

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>>39843768
good thing im built like a stick

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>>39843712
>Nejghbours.

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>>39843778
it turned out the real monster was the anon we share a thread with

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>>39843782
That´s the "I" on that font.

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>>39843781
>cue very worried vampire taking anon in
>She thinks that a small wind might blow him away

[Anonymous No.]

>walking down the streets of MGC like always
>feel someone watching me
>turn around, see no one
>Here an "ara ara"
>Look up
>See this
wat do?

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I'm a sucker for tall, confident, haughty bloodsuckers.

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>>39843809
>fox stalker tries to hide behind the corner
>forgets about her huge ears sticking out

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>>39843628
>Nerd wants a human JK tanned tomboy who is on the track team like in his favorite h-manga
>Ends up with an overweight old fox because he needed a new GPU
>She accepts to cosplay in a JK sports uniform even though it barely fits

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>>39843874
Skindentation and busting bras.

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>>39843874
Imagine trading your human bloodline for a piece of consumer electronics

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>>39843919
Viiirgiiiin haaag!

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>>39843874
>>39843919
I would do it for free, i love Venus and chubby fox hags, they the best to cuddle with

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If you're dating a dragon, you better be a great listener, because their long-winded speeches really tend to... drag on.

[Anonymous No.]

My dark mage wife told me not to touch any of her magicy stuff, but the smell coming from her potion-making cauldron is reeeeeeeally good. Do you guys think it would be okay if I took a bath in it?

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>>39843984

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>>39843984
Whens the part where her speech ends and she gets off?

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>>39843987
it wont be too bad, you'll just be a shota
>>39843984
thats why you lift their top and place their nips in your mouth and start sucking

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>>39843919
A human bloodline won't make you run Elden Ring at 4k resolution 120 fps.
And besides, fox daughters are pure and innocent. It's only after a few decades without dick that they become evil vixen.

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>>39843919
bloodlines are worthless. a graphics card on the other hand can provide me with countless hours of entertainment.

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>>39843984
You cheeky fucker

[Anonymous No.]

I'm really hoping to see more of the notable Lilim. Their designs are usually cool. Specifically, I want to see the one in the Hell prison.

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>>39843919
What's a bloodline? All I want is an old fox to mess with

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>>39843987
Don't take a bath in that! Are you mad? Grab a ladel and drink it, you fool.

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>>39843984
Quick tip: don't ever show interest in her hoard. There is a long story behind every single item, even the most mundane gold coin.

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>>39843995
>tfw ywn get smothered by a jabbber
we truly live in the worst world

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>>39844062
Would it not be cute to see your dragon wife telling tales of her legendary heists and adventures in an overly enthusiastic way while you look up at her in awe and appreciation?

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>>39844098
I'll show her how to do a heist, I'll steal a creeping coin from the national treasury! Without her help of couse

[Anonymous No.]

A hakutaku who tries blend in with a desert.
A khakitaku, if you will.

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>>39844153
This pun is perfect for your application to clown college!

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>>39844190
This is going to end up with a bogie being applied to anon.

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>>39844098
It would be very cute but I would probably also fall asleep to her recounting the tale of the Great Zipangu Amethyst heist

[Anonymous No.]

>>39844204
You'll be a ful ride scholarship student at this rate!

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>>39844045
I'd be content with an upgrade of the art for the profile lim and Druella, like picrel but full-body and full color. It's not as bad as some but their original art really shows that they are from KC's earlier period and doesn't do them justice, I think.
I also hope KC will reveal some information about the remaining canon lilims (the first 9). And now that I mention it that information seems to no longer be on the wiki page, but whatever.
I'd at least want to know about the 1st one. The 2nd is the hell one, 3rd is Queen of the Hearts and 4th is Dru but we seem to know absolutely nothing about the first lilim.
Don't know where the game lilim fits, I don't recall any statement from KC about her placement.

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>>39841284

[Anonymous No.]

Does druella's milk taste like bubblegum?

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>>39844321
And there's no end to Ms Bogie's wild ride...

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>>39844405
please don't ruin my perfect human women with sexually aggressive monogamous snoozefests that act like prudes.

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>instead of exchanging rings, at wedding bogie and her husband exchange rubber noses

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>>39844098
>you will never spend hours listening to dragon wife's stories
>she will never tell you of all her daring heists and raids
>you will never see the shine in her eyes as you praise her and act excited as she tells you about a piece of her hoard
>she will never have that exact same shine when telling guests about the day she met you
>you will never hear her brag about the handsome prince she rescued from a life of loneliness
>you will never be her favorite treasure

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>>39844405
>Come home
>Mom now got small horns
>Dad seems more energetic and happy
Hmmm

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine investing countless hours and money into building a mid-range PC that will be obsolete in a few months, just to play emulators and indie shit that doesn't even need that much power.
Just get a console instead.

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>>39844045
Didn't KC draw the Queen of Hearts for a book cover?
I'm personally hoping we get to see the Lilim who was a human girl the DL adopted.

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>>39844555
"The Imperator Never Sleeps" cover girl is just a high ranking Succ. Frequently mistaken for the QoH, but it's not her.

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>>39844532
can always trust geizah to deliver those shit takes

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>>39844520
today is going to be a sad day

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>>39844532
But if I don't need new pc parts, what excuse can I use to whore myself out to hags?

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>>39844532
Nerdy gazers are for prone boning while they play video games.
If she acts too smug then you must be particularly rough when she's facing a boss to try and make her game over.

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>>39844555
>Didn't KC draw the Queen of Hearts for a book cover?
are you asking or telling?

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>>39844604
better girls offer better deals

[Anonymous No.]

im going to tell on cheshire

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[Anonymous No.]

>>39843571
>>/jp/thread/S18648536#p18654585
>lapcat was over 5 years ago
holy fuck

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>>39844572
Thanks. That explains why she's blonde and not white haired.

>>39844604
Free real estate? Everyone needs a roof over their head, unless you're one of the freaks who wants to live in the rape cave.

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>>39844460
>tfw no bogie science teacher

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[Anonymous No.]

>>39844604
gas mony

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>>39844685
Spider palps looking like human legs is retarded, but damn it's hot.

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>>39844762
Cream pie density, balloon aerodynamics, makeup chemistry, physics of liquids inside arctificial flowers, calculating strength of materials used in sqeaking shoes, classical mechanics as appiled to objects slipping on banana peels...
Ms Bogie take her job as a clown very seriously. No funny business or fooling around!

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>>39843592
>not even ti version
lmao

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>>39844532
But I can't pirate on consoles

[Anonymous No.]

>>39844897
She sounds very cute, So very serious about the science of clussy and clowning around

[Anonymous No.]

>>39843741
Where?

[Anonymous No.]

>Welcome to my TED Talk on Why Dragons are Amazing.
>First of all, every culture everywhere has invented them independently, from Europe to Asia to America. Dragons are so amazing, that if they didn't exist, people would have to invent them. And people did.
>Second of all, they cook food with fire. Humans were stupid monkey-men who couldn't figure that out, but a Dragon would cook their catch and they would share and everyone would be happy.
>Dragons can fly so they can go high and show you the world.
>Dragons have hard scales to protect you but also soft parts to hold you to.
>Dragons are so amazing I'm ending this talk right now to go make love to one.

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>>39844532
Console games are shit though.

[Anonymous No.]

>she still uses a muzzleloader

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>>39845036
but is there such a thing as dragon clussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39844987
Careful, unless you want to end up on a private late night acrobatics session with her.

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>>39841284

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>>39844953
Shogware PCs, they upgrade themselves so you don't have to.
*Do not run Kikleaner on Shogware PCs.

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>>39845056
I very much would love that, i would even love to learn how to be as arcobatic as her and we could be a duo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39844802
I love Onis but sadly KC can't draw strong looking girls for shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39845054
I refuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39845077
i refuse to what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39845079
To contemplate clown dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39845094
You scared of some flying clussy?

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>>39842892
! !

[Anonymous No.]

>>39845125

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>>39844953
I hope the new cards are as aesthetic as these ones or the meme will die

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>>39841284

[Anonymous No.]

Not paying your respects to the local fox shrine is illegal even if you are a foreigner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39845067
That's a lifelong commitment, you know. Performance of a lifetime.

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>>39842286
sex in that position while she lazily floats around sounds pretty nice

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>>39845253
something I wouldn't mind my clown teacher by my side

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>>39845064
Why must Kiki and Shog fight? Surely they'd like eachother? Honour among thieves or something.

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>>39845282
Because shoggy is a drooling eldritch dolt who can't help but antagonize the superior maid so she can feel better about being made of slime.

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>>39845282
kiki is pretty uptight and seldom takes it easy

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>>39845343
>kiki is pretty tight
Especially her perky bubblebutt

[Anonymous No.]

>imagine putting your dick right here

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>>39845282
One takes care of your home, keeps it warm and welcoming for you, and rewards you for all your hard work.
The other becomes your home, keeps it warm and welcoming for you, and rewards you for all the hard work.

They are not the same.

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>>39845417
kiki is a lot more judgmental. shog is just happy to have you around

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>>39845299
but they're both maids. surely they'd have some respect for eachother

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>>39842497
Gobbos deserve love.

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>>39845405
what about here?

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>>39845480
pretty good but I would love to stick my head between those two pairs of melons

[Anonymous No.]

>>39842497

[Anonymous No.]

how do you tell wolves and foxes apart?
would they be offended if I confuse them for another?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39845562
is cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>39845562
chocc kot

[Anonymous No.]

>>39841560
>A cute minotaur will never fall asleep on the train and rest her massive frame on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39845562
What is it about dark skin and white hair that excites me so

[Anonymous No.]

You are an excellent conductor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39845601
i think the most potent combinations are dark brow+white hair and the eros theme light brown+pink

[Anonymous No.]

>>39845786
Thank you, I really like trains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39845601
My favorite is pale white skin and black hair.

[Anonymous No.]

Asking a goblin to augment your kunoichi wife so you can have a cyber ninja wife

[Anonymous No.]

You caught her with open 4monster tab.
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

[Anonymous No.]

>>39845918
>Mantis
Jiii~

[Anonymous No.]

>>39845918
>Kejourou
Probably asking for webms of human boys tangled in hair, like a pervert

[Anonymous No.]

>>39845918
>Vampire
threatening to dox a human unless he posts a neck pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>39845249
>zooms in on a skateboard
Rules are meant to be broken
>does a kickflip and grinds off into the sunset

[Anonymous No.]

>>39845918
Forgot this tool existed. Helpful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39845249
is she a robot? what are those things coming out of her ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39845918
>Pyrow
Inmediatly starts teasing and calling me a pervert for entering, but now i left her horny so she wants to have "casual sex" with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>39845918
>raiju

electric wiring tips and tricks that'll impress your husband!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39845918
>Akaname
She's on /v/ and asking which game community has the sweatiest virgin boys.
Looks like other monsters recommended her to go to a smash bros tournament.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39841284

[Anonymous No.]

>>39845918
>Creeping Coin
probably trolling a Danuki on /biz/

[Anonymous No.]

>>39846102
>You check which degenerate board she was reading
>It's just a cooking thread
>She was shitposting about how lettuce in burgers is pointless and a scam

[Anonymous No.]

>>39845918
>Cheshire kot
Ban evading shitposter. No wonder the router keeps getting reset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39845918
>Nurarihyon
Well, it's her computer and her house. And frankly I don't even know what she could post about there.

[Anonymous No.]

>portals open
>monsters start going on 4chan
>reply to a monster's post with "post husband"
>she posts a picture of you
>you are certain that you've never taken that picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>39846253
I'll be posting plenty of pictures of myself in the sabbath threads.
It's a pity tech illiterate baphs will never manage to get here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39846283
You are a Gremlin away from being assaulted by every little girl in those threads anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39846283
That's not a worry unless you want one of the advanced age hag from Shirokuto's Sabbath branch.
Though I guess the innocent farmgirls from Marune's won't touch the internet either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39846283
>you then start to notice your computer is starting to do things on it's own, unknowingly, you've been hacked by the technopathic baphomet Alice H. Divire!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39846283
>Do this
>Momonika streams herself breaking into your house and handing you off to one of her sabbath's members
>She records a stupid tiktok dance to the sound of you being brutally raped by a loli manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>39846253
I'd be flattered, and also disturbed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39846369
This sounds genuinely humiliating and awful. Fucking zoomer baphomet

[Anonymous No.]

>>39841284

[Anonymous No.]

>>39846427
I'm gonna yank off her titty seals

[Anonymous No.]

Post your best jabberwock pics please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39846121
I bet she does this when she's losing to a guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39846480
Make me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39846369
Monster livestreams would be something else
>8 feet tall Oni going to the gym and slapping men's asses, she'll rape the first one who enjoys it live on stream
>Shirohebi building a love shrine to that one boy who called her pretty 7 years ago, the viewers are helping her find his current whereabout
>Anubis playing Civ 2, she keeps making comments about how lonely she is and how her deskjob makes her miserable

[Anonymous No.]

>>39846500
I can't make you. I can only ask nicely. Sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>39845918
>Vamp Mosquito
Trolling Vampires with her children pics

[Anonymous No.]

>>39846510
I want to hug the Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39846510
I'd unironically watch some autistic Anubis livestream Factorio

[Anonymous No.]

>>39846492
This is sexual assault

[Anonymous No.]

What´s the current topic on Lilim TV today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39846611
Progress on dimensional travel and portals to new lands still at a standstill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39846510
>she keeps making comments about how lonely she is and how her deskjob makes her miserable
I CAN SAVE HER

[Anonymous No.]

>>39846541
>>39846635
Don't post that in her chat or she might quit her job to become your housewife.

>>39846611
The rate of teenage pregnancy has increased by 12% ever since allowing male teacher in monster schools.
The new reform will double the number of male teachers to further add to these good results.

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>>39846510
>make a casual comment to your shirohebi classmate
>nearly a decade later you get teleported naked to her room which is covered in pictures of you and reeks of girl cum
Why can't snakes just rape the boy they are interested in on the spot like normal people

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>>39846510
>Wife and I start a vidya stream
>No camera, just commentary
>Lots of sexual teasing, bullying, wagers, etc
>Becomes really popular with young MGs that wish they had a cute boyfriend to play vidya with

[Anonymous No.]

>>39846510
>Basilisk streaming with her mask off
>people compliment her eyes without being exposed to its usual effects

[Anonymous No.]

>>39846673
Shirohebis really love it when the guy she likes makes the first move on her

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39846611
the great incel hunt of 2022

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>>39846611
>serial head-patter arrested
>ms. Tanuki segment explaining why more porcer immigration is a good thing
>shirohebi eats her husband and his mistress after she catches him cheating, husband was unscathed, mistress remains found in septic tank
>SBI releases data confirming all men are lolicons
>holst milk prices up 27%, cited recent inflation trend as reason for price increase
>red kikis invade white kikis town, no homes left uncleaned, residents seek refuge in the meido wars

[Anonymous No.]

>>39846739
Where is the slime coming from, and how good will it feel?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39841284

[Anonymous No.]

>>39846510
>male vtuber
>acts like your boyfriend, plays games and is all cute
>monsters know it's just some chick with a male avatar, still throw money
>rig fails one day and reveals the streamer is in actuality a cute guy
>stream goes apeshit and spams donations with proposals
>he gets all flustered and closes the stream
What happens next?

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>>39846646
>Don't post that in her chat or she might quit her job to become your housewife.
Wouldn't that be nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>39846758
Inside her and it would feel very good!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39846741
Good thing I'm a voluntary celibate instead of a involuntary celibate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39846741
The days of virgin lilims are numbered.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39842807
she protecc
she attacc
but most importantly
she blacc

[Anonymous No.]

>>39846869
>tfw you will never come home to be assaulted Calvin-and-Hobbes-style by your rowdy hellpups

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847007
It’s more of a grey really.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39846739
>No ears
Wasted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847082
>getting smashed
That isn’t tea, is it?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847015
>When 4chan goes down and the FBI agent in charge of your prosecution for participation in this site uses that image as proof you're an danger to society

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847103
It's Irish tea

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847108
Do not feed pizza to snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847108
Looking green, Sanae.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847109
Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847126
I replied to the wrong image in the chain but whatever, it's easy enough to get.
I'm still waiting for Putin portal nukes though so who knows what the future holds

[Anonymous No.]

Just realized I'm a bit behind on showing off some of my Miia comms in the thread.
Got this one from Ayanobro.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847109
>I present exhibit C, your honor
>clearly a domestic threat and terrorist deserving of the maximum sentence possible
>pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847139
And a gyaru Miia from Vada.
She's wearing her school uniform from the latest arc.
No idea what Crab was thinking not making her one, it fits too well.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet mixed baths are very popular at MGC spas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39846893
Specifically where? Is it coming out of her butt/vag? Does that mean her pussy rather than being a weak spot, is a actually a diabolical cumtrap?

[Anonymous No.]

WANT A FANTA

DONT YOU WANT A

[Anonymous No.]

>>39846868
>horde of smelly NEETs pinpoint his location within seconds
>oomakudes, anubi, lolibabas, and even a dragon gather in front of his door
>they keep rining the bell but are too embarassed to answer when he asks what do they want
>a cheshire master shitposter finally swats him
>MGCs finest crashes through his ceiling and holds him down in the amazon position
>every member of the SWAT team high fives each other in celebration of their new husband as they take turns riding him
>the smelly NEETs can only watch and masturbate in despair as the cute streamer aheagaos under the wide hips of a Krampus

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847318
Why is she making that hand sign? Is she Too Sweet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847320
Ntr ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847150
>Crab
>thinking
*wheeze*

[Anonymous No.]

>What’s up, cock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847428
>wheeze
You should see a doctor for that.

[Anonymous No.]

More Lilim TV

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847466
I'm more than a cock! I'm a human man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847506
My wife nurarihyon said that deep and passionate kisses help with this sort of problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39846867
Wouldn't octogirls feel awful to the touch? Cold, slimy and tentacles have weird texture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847554
She’s saying everyone can see the stiffy you’re sporting.

[Anonymous No.]

If I manage to beat a lizard girl because she was black out drunk and didn't know what she was doing, does it still count as a win?
I feel like a lot of lizard girls lose their firsts fight while really drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

how would you treat your monster daughter?
would you enroll her in a human school?
what if she gets bullied?
how will you deal with her eventual lusting for a sla- err husband of her own?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847629
Cait siths go to expensive private schools

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847629
I don't want kids. My wife will need to convince me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847466
>>39847621
I really like this bunny, honestly KC should rework lots of old profiles because his girl can't even compete right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847650
>his girl can't even compete right now
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847650
'scool
KC isn't one for muscles anyway. Or multi-arms...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847648
its already happend, now what do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847650
For better or worse, KC isn’t one to redo or update old profiles.
The most that’s ever changed is a handful of profile art updates, and those were because he was drawing them for something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847677
>KC isn't one for muscles anyway
I cry everytime

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847683
>updated elves never
Sad.

[Anonymous No.]

What’s it like being married to a fox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847688
Truly a tragedy.

[Anonymous No.]

>foxbrain outbreak again

[Anonymous No.]

>>39842286
what do i need to spec into to become this Lizard Wizard's King Gizzard? diplomacy and constitution?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847714
Foxes fear the baseball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847731
MP regen and Endurance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847697
>KC not wasting his time putting elves in the game
GOOD

Pisses me off how Elves get in to MG games before more proper species. FoBS never even got a Lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847714
its not natural! i bet they've been poisoned, but how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847629
>Atlach Nacha daughter
No need for school, she'll end up spinning web in a rape cave anyway.
I'll treat her like the lovely daughter she is, though she'll be given full freedom to go where she pleases.
Bullying is very unlikely to happen, and if it does she can just talk back.
I'm sure she'll pick herself a nice man, no need to worry about that. Though I would definitely tease her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847629
My children go to Sabbath Magic School. They will be strong mages one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847677
I personally love both. March hare was 4th on my tier list if I remember right. By far one of the most huggable monsters, and the leg fluff is perfect and looks vert warm and comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847677
That clock makes me want a chronomancer/time manipulator monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847847
>He'll never see his once small adorable daughter grow into a gorgeous lady
I hope they're a loli species or you're doing them a disservice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847847
The perfect plan, your son won't have to worry about being raped as those lolis only go after 30 year old salary men

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847098
Getting that fixed now. Thank you for point that out.

>>39847303
her vagoo, butt and tail usually. and yes that does mean that. Although if the slime is feeling tricky it can make her feel the full pleasure of the dick which makes it both a weak point and diabolical cumtrap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847629
She's a ninja (just a small one for now, but still), so she would go to whatever ninja academy her mom went to. She's not going to get bullied, that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847881
My wife is a familiar, they will be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847629
She will be attending St Demona's Reformatory for wayward wans, an all girls military and maid school. She will not grow up to be a delinquent like her mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847879
Time magic probably exists somewhere, and it's probably a big deal. If I were to take a complete and total guess, I'd say the 1st Lilim would do time stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847942
>delinquent like her mother
what is her mother doing wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847975
Loitering, not holding open doors for little old ladies, and drinking in public. I can look out my window at any time of the day and she and her 3 hellhound friends will be out on the corner drinking and making a rucus.

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>>39847950
I'd like to see a lilim who summons monsters from the future. Cyborg monsters, advanced automatons? fuckin aliens? ayys? Uses it to timestop so they can fuck their husband for a thousand years in the span of 1 blink in real time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847998
Sounds like she's having fun to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847942
>Military and maid
bit of a contrast there, no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847747
Seethe

[Anonymous No.]

Talking about rabbits has me thinking about rabbits as they relate to my MGE waifu laifu
>Waifu has to deal with March Hares frequently for work
>She's no good with Wonderland, so I need to translate for her
>She says it's because I'm on a similar "wavelength" as them
>Several hours later, waifu is milking me silly while I rest on soft fluffy thighs, having ingested an alarming amount of aphrodisiacs and other drugs
>Hare is cooing and kyaa-ing while putting the finishing touches on...whatever it was my wife needed
Such is life

[Anonymous No.]

>>39842633
Indeed you're commiting an act of cruelty but against monsterkind thus violating their fundametal rights.

By law, each household should at least produce 2 or more of your progeny (depending of your wife species) so man up anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848019
Both Provide Structure that young wans need so they don't grow up to be delinquents, according to the brochure. Assuming her mother doesn't find out she will be enrolled next year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848061
Ah, discipline then. Makes a bit of sense. Hopefully they'll be taught not to bite Cheshires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848058
>spoiler
i get that but why do foxes require double digits of kits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848061
>you miss out on her childhood
>she reacts to being pushed by snapping and becoming a dropout slacker
>elopes with some cute nerd she found and you never hear from her again
Trying to boarding school a hellhound is one of few ways to get yourself a less-than-ideal outcome in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848092
This is hellhound abuse.
They are meant to be wild and free
Free to run Anon down in the streets and rape him then and there

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848123
someones bad end is another anons happy end

[Anonymous No.]

>>39842633
You need true love and the desire to have children when it comes to MGs.
But they are probably cool with it for human girls.
Yeah, they support Roe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848138
dont know what you're after me for when someone else wanted them put in military/maid academies. i agree with you, king.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848148
And sooner or later, if you aren't a daughter dicker every MG daughter is going to be someone else's wife.
Trying to butt in on what is ultimately their decision will never end well for you.
Honestly I'd hope any daughter of mine would go find some loser and turn their life around. Just like their mom.

[Anonymous No.]

It's a really long shot but does anybody remember an old greentext that was a Castlevania parody where a kobold (Barkmont) challenged a postman to a duel?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Realistically, is there any way to escape after your face gets shoved into the hellhound fluff?
asking for a friend
please answer quickly
All in theory of course
though I'm kinda on a a timetable

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848375
If you didn't want it, she'd have let you go by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848375
No, once you get fluffed you're done.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848058
Not him, but I really just wanna go and do fun stuff with my wife and fuck her, I don't want a kid. Also I'm pretty sure I'd be a terrible dad so I don't want to do that either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848371
gote

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848394
Is that a rock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848394
Potsto?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848371
Gonna pick up this smol goat and take her home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848375
cover yourself in the smell of another monstergirl, the scent will repel them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848405
Looks like a potato

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848416
Not how that works, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848435
Oh no, she's Irish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848439
what? no that is how it works, atleast thats what that cat told me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39841284

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848499
>Evil dragon thinks she can go around raising all her former subordinates to take over the world
>Said subordinates lose to human cock leaving her with no army

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848397

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848558
Why does she look dead inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848296
I don't but I do remember that there was a really long story about an order soldier eloping with the a succubus and one of the characters they meet is a kobold mailman hunter who got adopted by a vampire. I don't know if you're thinking of that story or if the author was referencing the greentext though. Can't remember the story's name off the top of my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848499
She might want to end the world, but damn if she doesn't check off most of my boxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848601
a better skyrim

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848558
>combining two shit chink gachas for double the cancer
Impressive

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848645
You have a board for this, Zhang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848645
handlebars

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848543
>evil dragon definitely doesn't see the appeal of human cock
>... but she could use it to breed a new army of subordinates
>purely for strategic reasons, of course
>villager anon down there looks like he would be suitable

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848435
Police potatoe pig

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848669
>Villager...no nono, she needs someone worthy, someone POWERFUL, a knight or something
>Just a quick look at what her options are
>no
>nope
>no
>definitely not
>no
>no
>.....
>You know what? Who needs stuffy old nobles or braindead knights, she can train villager Anon into the perfect consort.
>A blank slate, no prior conceptions about what to do around dragons, except maybe grovel in fear

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848659
Good thinking.

[Anonymous No.]

So is wrestling just softcore porn for salamanders?

[Anonymous No.]

All cheshires are based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848761
Based on what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848761
All cheshires are cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848731
It's foreplay

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848761
The only time a cheshire is based is right after receiving a thorough rape correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39842463
That snake has an Ayy face

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848768
based on being cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848713
Raising the kids is gonna be hectic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848892
Thank god wifey gave him fire resistance, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39842422
>until the fox is no longer evil.
So forever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848892
>Rebellious teenage phase dragon who insists on using a spear rather than a sword like her mom
>She even refuses to go to her hoard management lessons

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848927
>spear rather than a sword
ah she understands the superiority of polearms!

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl do you have the most pictures of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848927
>Best friend is a Salamander that doesn't fight fair and relies on sneak attacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848944
Cheshire by far, with mindflayers, shoggoths and vampires in joint 2nd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848944
Technically the combined Sabbath folder is bigger, but the answer is Gazer

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848927
dont let her know that her mon hates magic and wizards above all else

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848768
Locally based and home grown. All cheshire breeders take pride in providing the community with a fresh supply of meme cat lolis. We make sure that all our cheshire children grow up to be just as smug and obnoxious as thier mothers. Because fuck you. We have to deal with them, and now we'll make sure that all of you do too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848946
>I need a man that can survive my first three sneak attacks and push me to the very edge!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39844045
>Hell prison
>>39844333
>2nd is the hell one
Whats this? I haven't been follow the thread for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848991
Dumb fire lizard, gonna become a good wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848944
I have 89 pictures of hellhounds, in fact I have an entire folder for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849040
Jesus, thats more hellhound pics than i have monster girl pics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39841284
*hits pipe
>I cannot think or comprehend then anything more cuckqueaned than having a son. Honestly, think about it rationally, you are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a boy for 18 years solely so he can go and ravaged by another mamono. All the hard work you put into your handsome little man - reading him stories at bedtime, making sure he goes to sports practice, making sure he had a healthy diet, educating him, playing with him. All of it has one simple result: His body is more enjoyable for the monster girls that will fuck him in every way. Has a mamono who has a son, you are literally dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a boy for another mamono to enjoy. It is the ultimate and final cuck. Think about it logically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849055
I want a son still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849055
Unfunny garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848944
Night Gaunt. She is the only monster I really care about other than the Atlach-Nacha at a close second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849048
The worst part is that the folder is not even a quarter of the size I wish it could be.
I can't stop thinking about them and I'm too afraid to tell a therapist about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848991
I've stacked on-damage items for this moment

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/98421566
black sclera blue skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849095
I have 301 pics tagged with Hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848944
in general it'd probably be foxes. if aya counts she's a good chunk towards tengu.
and nuns, lots of nuns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848944
Either dragon or fox, I would have to check.
But my money is on fox because I get most of my mg pics by stealing them from this thread and foxes are generally posted about more than dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848944
my wife is a jub jub, so Jub jubs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849016
What's this qt dragons name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849098
>Sally slaps anon on the back
>several dozen barbs shoot out of him, pinning her to the wall

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848944
Baphos or catgirls, definitely catgirls if we are talking NSFW stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849122
emilia

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849095
Nothing wrong with liking hellhounds. I like a lot of monster girls and think about them a lot, but it doesn't distract me from doing what I've got to do. It's only a problem when it starts to negatively affect your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849123
It's the warrior equivalent to a kabedon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39841284

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848944
Probably gazer just due to the shear volume of pics she got.
Other than that, black harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

cheshire has no style and has a unfunny face

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849224
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849240
>jub jub at 9

based!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847629
Oyakodon. With a daughter that grew bigger than me.

[Anonymous No.]

Drawbro, hit me with ya want, lewd, funny, or cute
>>39849240
screw you too

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849133
Emilia is a fukken WINGLET

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849072
>son (female)

[Anonymous No.]

>>39846988
she wants to discuss your nectar collection fees in private

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849254
if they feel like it, yeah why not

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849250
cute witch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849254
>>>/lgbt/

[Anonymous No.]

i had a truly terrible idea
bogie kakuen that messes with cheshires

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bullied by mesugaki mamono

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847118
Why not?, what crime has pizza ever commited?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849275
She'll be cute but....im gonna have some fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847506
Anon's laugh box broke again

[Anonymous No.]

>39849286
nice monster girls, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to do some cardio so you can keep with the wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849138
>It's only a problem when it starts to negatively affect your life
That's not really the problem, it just makes me a little sad to know there not real. The closest I can get is to have a woman dress up as one but I have no idea who'd I convince one that it's not blackface.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849286
goddamn look at that 5head

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849425
I feel you there brother. That feeling is why I write so much. So much I can never have but really, really want.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I join the mg football team?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849023
How the FUCK is the latenight world so comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849481
We simply don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

flaming tailjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849529
I might get a charred dick, but it's worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>go to renaissance fair with trumpart wife and daughter
>it's been heavily monsterized, but it's still fun
>bogie knife jugglers, centaur jousters, salamander duels
>pretty cool family trip
>go to buy toy spear for daughter
>turn around daughter is gone
>panic
>you and wife run around the fairgrounds yelling her name
>you feel a tap on your shoulder
>it's the court dark mage holding your sobbing daughter in her arms
>"Excuse me sir, is this your card?"
>how does she fucking do it?

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849480
Go to tryouts and pray the team captain isn't a jinko because she'll bench you the first time you get tackled

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849509
LN wurms are the best wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>39845918
>arch imp

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849572
He does a great job at making them feel varied instead of going all in on the simple aspect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849550
I thank you for this bar of soap :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849562
>New transfer student Jinko sees Anon get his nose busted during a fight with other schoolboys
>Now Anon has a scary Jinko hovering over him like a hawk
>Anon just wanted to fight back

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849577
Yeah and my favorite one is this chunni wurm, wonder whats the story behind that
>>39849611
>Anon was a boxer as well so even so that he stopped fighting in school, he might come to school with a shiner

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849635
>wonder whats the story behind that
Anon that's a Cursed Sword looking Wurm. She likely picked up a cool looking gauntlet and got a new friend!

[Anonymous No.]

LNight if you're reading this I appreciate you and have like 20 pictures of your cats saved to a folder named 'cute shit'.

[Domestic Violence to Timewife No.]

I really need KC to release a new muscle girl! I am so fucking thirsty right now! Release either a new musclegirl profile (and don't make her a "must defeat/match to waifu" type) or updated Minotaur art for the game!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849643
>wurm talks to her hand a lot
>is a bit creepy but she a cute
39849669
sorry, no u 4u

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849577
>tfw no OL wurm coworker

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849646
>Jinko when Anon challenges her to a fight on the roof of the school to prove that he doesn't need to be pampered

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849669
But KC has not made any muscle girls yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849686
oh whoops, completely replied to the wrong post, meant to reply to >>39849635

[Domestic Violence to Timewife No.]

>>39849691
Minotaur and Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>39849669
>39849699
turn off your name you retarded faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848944
Foxes

[Anonymous No.]

17!

[Domestic Violence to Timewife No.]

How do you convince a Hellhound to let you leave home unescorted?

[Domestic Violence to Timewife No.]

Is MGC an actual place in MGE or is it threadcannon? If it is threadcannon, how do you think such a place would fit in MGE if KC asked you to write it into the game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849759
Threadmeme that breaks canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849550
>That's my onahole shaped like druella's pussy, where'd you find that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849762
it's super anti canon if anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849759
thread cannon, and it would be the future of MGE where its basically MGE that has caught up to the modern world
>>39849762
>>39849765
Can you please elarabote?

[Anonymous No.]

I see the group of retards from yesterday are back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849776
Ignore them, the usual shitposters are back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849550
Why would you need an onahole when there's 100's of perfectly good fairies just flying around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849776
MGC often employs dystopian appearances (as a joke) with stuff like men not being able to leave their house unaccompanied and so on, or plays up the rape aspect, with KC himself has made multiple posts about.

>>39849777
>>39849785
lmao calm the fuck down

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849796
>marrying your onahole

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849801
KC has posted about mgc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848944
foxes, it has even more then my general monstergirl folder

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849777
nice holy trips, here's a monster nun
>>39849801
Its all just jokes honestly, But I envision it on MGC in Mon florida for the crazy hijinks that go on there

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849822
I dunno if I trust this nun. She looks spooky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849812
Yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849817
>he shared his name on 4monster
it's over anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849812
No, about rape. Rape doesn't happen in MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849835
no worries, my fox wife will protect me

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849829
heres one for u, scaredy cat. Now she

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849858
>blood all over her
>crying profusely
uhh, no

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849863
Dont be like that, She's just a banshee Jianshi hybrid from the church of the ded, You'll make her cry even more

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849804
No, you marry multiple fairies and make an onahole collection. You need variety in textures. Maybe have a Titania as the main wife so you have a full sized love doll.

[Anonymous No.]

giving paladin-chan a bogie mask!
watching as she turns into a paladin clown!
getting pranked, honked, and spooked by an annoyed bogie as punishment!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39841284

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849863
ok fine, how about this sister, she comes from the church of mofu
>>39849898
Sounds like something I would do when I am bored, since Im married I would just make it seem like some poor sad dude did it so I can see him finally smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849905
>giantess
>deviantart
Awful post

[Anonymous No.]

I like salamanders
would be the mage she adventures with

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849917
Oh no, I'm not messing with the Church of Mofu after last time. I think it's best to give up on this nun business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849946
it couldn't have been that bad? Yeah, some are little eager that others but those tend to be the younger nuns

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849669
>>39849699
>>39849739
>>39849759
HELLO
REDDIT

[Anonymous No.]

How many nuns am I allowed to take from the nunnery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848944
foxes, no contest

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849966
As many as you can stand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849966
as many as you can carry

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849961
It was almost as bad as my Dark Nun experience. She kept making blowjob euphemisms and tried to pull my pants down with her tail!

[Anonymous No.]

KC has made a couple of monstergirls based on Lovecraft, when is he going to make some based on Giger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850000
nice quads
that tends to happen when its fox mating season

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850001
Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850000
sexual acts outside of marriage is a sin, please point out the culprit so we can have you wedlocked

[Anonymous No.]

What's the story behind the eyepatch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849980
>>39849999
Every single nun immediately burst out the door to go home with Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850021
HR Giger, the guy who designed the Xenomorphs from the Alien movies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850016
>>39850055
This is just unfair! Why is this church sending out women going through a breeding frenzy and why do I have to marry the one that sexually harasses me?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850021
>He doesn't know Giger

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850001
dont think he will but i'd love to see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850074
Thats why you take them one by one, silently creampiing them and leaving their fucked silly bodies tied on an inverted cross
>>39850097
git gud scrub

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850068
its 'cursed'. shes a complete chunni despite being a grown ass woman.

[Anonymous No.]

Cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850146
are smelly

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850153
keep talking like that and you'll learn what it means to be a "Tom"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850097
It's your own fault being a single man near a church of cute nuns, how were they supposed to resist? Also you had ample time to sexually harass any of the girls you wanted, but you decided to be a tease and make them think that any of them could be the one to marry you. Now be a good boy and fill her with lots of babies, we need some new choir girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850160
oh no the kitty got claws, ohhh im so scared~

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850153
>man soon to be trapped inside cat clothes as punishment

[Anonymous No.]

>>39845918
>Troll
Help her shitpost.

[Anonymous No.]

New Automaton model

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850164
>Anon was then swiftly married and Tom'd, leading to a happy life with his wife cat and raising a happy cat daughter to continue the cycle

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850171
toaster got toasted?

[Domestic Violence to Timewife No.]

>>39849837
>Rape doesn't happen in MGE

What? Doesn't this go against at least 60% of the Encyclopedia? I understood MGs would not rape a guy that genuinely wasn't into it, like an Arachne claiming an arachnophobe. But they could and would rape men that deep down were into it, like a Minotaur pinning down and raping a musclefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850163
I just wanted to play video games and jerk off...

[Anonymous No.]

don't reply to him

[Domestic Violence to Timewife No.]

>>39849801
>dystopian appearances (as a joke) with stuff like men not being able to leave their house unaccompanied and so on

How is that distopian? I find it extremely hot that my overprotective Hellhound wife would not allow me anywhere without her locking one arm around mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850180
>jerk off
that was for your first mistake
wasting your holy seed

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850170
Start up a livestream and watch all the other girls seethe.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet loli mantis would have extra tight tails...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39848713
I suppose she likes one who works for their rewards

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850171
Where's my blue version?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850171
Honestly, I'm not fond of the profile automaton. If they look like this, they're top tier, especially if they have a lot of magical stuff about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850188
>my dog has no nose!
>how does she smell?
>awful!

[Anonymous No.]

Describe to me:
>Your job/class in MGE
>Your wife (or wives)
>How you met
>What region you live in
>How many children you have
Do your part! Fill out the census!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850250
>Job
Artist/Baker
>Wife
My lovely Jub Jub wife Meiya!
>Region
I live in wonderland!
>Children
i have 2 lovely jub Daughters, Milla and Malina!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850196
Is there a continuation to that picture? I'm thirsty for Troll lewds

[Anonymous No.]

fit hounds

[Domestic Violence to Timewife No.]

>>39850178
If I am not mistaken, this is exactly what it is meant by "no rape". Monster girls will not rape you for real as actually forcing unwanted sex, but they will pin you down and be as rough and as forceful as needed if you are actually having a boner over a monstergirl but are too shy or tsun to do anything about it. I don't know if other anons could clarify it, but as far as I was aware this is KC's stance on rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39841284

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850232
No blue yet, but we can throw some stylish clothes into the bargain as well to make the offer more tempting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850250
Im a clown knight
I've got three wives, A wurm nun named Anna Maria, a jabberwock dark mage Caroline, and a bogie named jackie
I reincarnted in their world and was abandoned as a baby near my wurm wife's Church, She took me in and raised me and when I grew up enough, I set off to adventure with her, The jabberwock was an old friend of Anna Maria and I called her auntie, Jackie was my senpai from clown college
I usually am traveling from town to town and seeing whar hijinks I can get myself into
I would have 9 kids in total but dont have names or apperances for them yet

[Domestic Violence to Timewife No.]

>>39850277
The only type of waifu hounds. Even KC seemed to have been influenced with all the muscle Hellhound art, as some months ago he was asked what would happen if you walked around with a sign reading something like "I am looking for a strong, muscular, tall girl to protect me" and Hellhound was included among the options KC gave for the MG races most likely to respond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850298
I think those clothes are hologrammatical

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850250
>Your job/class in MGE
Priest
>Your wife (or wives)
Mother superior/nuns and one maid.
>How you met
Wandering mostly. Maria founded the church and me and the other wives came in.
>What region you live in
The Euro type areas of the Demon realms.
>How many children you have
2 so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850298
im going to love this bot very much

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849822
I trust her

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850302
no man can resists them, physically or otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850323
of course you would, you damn shogaphile

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850262
here's my wife by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I know shoggy likes the food I make her and isn’t just acting like it’s good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850284
The rape is worse knowing deep down that the girl is only raping you because she knows you want it.

[Domestic Violence to Timewife No.]

>>39850342

You must have her really unattended, because she always looks like she hasn't got dick in months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850398
>>39850330
>replying to him

[Domestic Violence to Timewife No.]

>>39850330
The chest fluff scent bit has to be retconned out by KC immediately, it is too much.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna do the "water bucket on top of the door" trick on a salamander to see what happens

[Domestic Violence to Timewife No.]

>>39850415
>Paranoiafag in such a state that discussing legitimate lore stuff is bad
Sounds like something the pissed off /tg/ fag would do to try to derail the thread, again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850412
no, this was taken inbetween sessions. we do it every hour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850415
At least they make themselves easy to filter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850427
>>39850416
>>39850412
>>39850302
>>39850284
>>39850188
>>39850178
Fucking namenigger.
Quit samefagging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850425
>she becomes meek as a housecat
>>39850428
you got that steel hip replacement yet? Cause it seems like you might need it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850429
Actually true, shame mods only hit these guys with a one day ban it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850457
>gachashit
>posting one that barely even has anything that qualifies them as related to monster girls
At least boatfuckers post fox women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850425
>anon thinks he is clever with his trick
>sally dodge rolls through the floor and pounces anon
gotta do better than that anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850469
>Still get a Salamander wife
nah, I win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850469
>through the floor
how she noclip?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850449
i'm really strong plus wonderland silly magic. so no need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850469
I WILL eventually design a dungeon that she can't rape me through
I just need to find the right traps and enemies

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850477
Zipangu engineering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850486
great, she a weeb

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850495
No, dummy. You pressed random on the stage select and it landed on the Fox Den.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850486
It's really not fair when a salamander gets to promote into the samurai class.
It's region-locked for a reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850480
Make sure to go to Ms. Tanuki's Dungeon emporium for all your dungeon needs!

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to have your plumbing slimeproofed regularly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850467
More monster than elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850510
i think ms tanuki needs to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850513
Go sperg about elves somewhere else. Gachafag.

[Anonymous No.]

The trick to winning a salamander is to shoot them. As this poor arquebusier has found out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850504
Listen, it's not their fault that those Zipangu cartoons make swordplay look so cool!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850526
I am not him just saying

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850515
a nuki only sleeps when she has a husband to be her hug pillow
so do your part in helping the tanuki population by marrying man tanukis

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850513
it's best to pay him no mind. he'll find something else to bark about soon enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850250
>Your job/class in MGE
Royal Consort (?)
>Your wife (or wives)
Twin Pharaohs
>How you met
I just wanted to study some ruins
>What region you live in
Desert Kingdom
>How many children you have
None yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850530
>try shooting salamander
>it bounces off her sexy abs
>now she is even more horny
yep, he sure showed her

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850532
swords are cool but polearms are better

[Anonymous No.]

>Be tall as fuck
>Very real chance that some of the "big" monsters like Minotaurs and Dragons would be maybe 6'3 or so due to Japanese height shenanigans.
I may end up being fucked into a wall, but I'd still get the last laugh when I make fun of my wife for being shorter than me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850530
If I were to ever get dropped into MGE I would want to be a ranged class or a wizard or something so I could get the full experience of getting overpowered and pinned to a wall by a martial monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850554
>Anon's FW everyone is dropped into their own little subdimension where monster height is relative to their own

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850553
Sorry anon, but MGE has a higher statistical chance of there being some really cool swords like a Moonlight Greatsword thing which means I HAVE to spec into them over polearms.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850515
It's just the mask, totally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850567
gonna steal her armor while she isnt looking

[Anonymous No.]

>You begin to talk to that cute Salamander guard that lives next to you
>Everything is going great. You talk with her more often each day.
>She invites you to the beach
>She shows off her incredible toned body
>You get into swimsuit too. After all in typical mamono fashion she will surely drool upon seeing an exposed male
>She begins to eye you up
>She pinches your belly with her hand and begins to pull
>"Do I help you lose some weight?"

This is instant depression, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850562
>Still gonna end up with seven foot tall women at the MAX
I'm still going to win this, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39849966
As many you need to reach mofu illumination

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850554
as long as they're still overpowering me what's the harm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850577
Are some kind of googly eyed stick man freak or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850567
Officer D. Elf sees a crime being committed but will let it go this time because that's a very pretty picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850555
I agree, but a summoner. Even better, summoning something I can't fully handle and getting overpowered and claimed by them.

[Anonymous No.]

>Well, you did it anon, you get isekaid to the world of MGE
>Everything is perfect like KC envisioned his world
>There are couples everywhere and monster girls looking for a husband and all in all everything is paceful
>But there is only one issue
>They dont speak your language
>You tried to ask for help the best way you could but no one could undersand a single word you said.
>The few couples you ask tried to help you but with no avail
>One Monster girl (https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/)) saw everything that was happening and decided to intervene.
>Feeling a little worn out, you felt a hand gently holding yours and something resting in your head.
>Surprised you turned around and you see a monster girl looking at you worried with her hand resting in your head.
>She tell you something but with the whole language barrier you didnt understand anything.
>She pats your head and hold you hand guiding you to a big building.
>You decided to trust her since in this universe you are safer with a monster girl at your side, but still you are feeling a little anxious about the whole thing
>You finally arrived at what you think its a registry office? she leaves you in a chair and came back a little while with a paper in her hand.
>She give you a pen and it seems she is guiding you in signing something at the end of the paper.
>Well fuck it, you decided to sign the paper, what could go wrong.
>What you dont know its that she is planning to adopt you since she saw how lost and vulnerable you looked when you first came to this world, and it somehow wake up her maternal instinct.

What would happen in your case anon?

[Anonymous No.]

It's the foolproof way for the less martially minded to get a salamander wife. Just fucking shoot her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850592
I want to take officer d. elf on a date!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850564
still, a polearm can deliver more power with less energy put into it since it has a longer lever and all
>>39850576
fat nuki gonna get groped
>>39850530
its actually to clown on them, literally and just dodge every attack and then play with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850587
No, but I don't want mini-giantess shit so 7 is the max.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850599
I go to work at the nearest holst farm. Don’t need no language skills to breed cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850599
>devil bug
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850176
No, toasters toast toast

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850605
weird way to go about it but ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850599
>Arachne
Not my first thought, but I'm very happy with it. I suppose I can say goodbye to freedom, given that I'll be living in the web now. Not that I mind. She might let me out as long as I ride on her back and am webbed to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850617
But why does a toaster toast toast toasty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850599
>Dragon
Well I'd imagine a good education in Dragonia or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850511
>opting out of free wife delivery

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850599
>ren xiongmao
shit, imma in quite a pickle to learn what the hell people are saying

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850653
>>ren xiongmao
I fucking keep forgetting what their thing is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850657
panda girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850657
silver tongued diplomat

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850662
motherfucker I know that much

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850599
>Alice
Wait a moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850599
>Sea Bishop
Wait a minute!
This isn't adoption! This is marriage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850668
Damn Mist Continent girls. Stop being so crafty!

[Anonymous No.]

Stick your head in there, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850670
the blind leading the blind

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850670
>its a rare hag alice
>>39850677
i do like BBQ......

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850677
Oh no, I know a trap when I see one, I've had to reload my save too many times to get my head stuck between salamander thighs....

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850677
sizzle sizzle

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850677
this isn't my panini press

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850576
>he doesn't take it as motivation
ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850694
it is, in a way

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850677
but which one, thats the question

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850599
>Danuki
Coin flip between being made forever reliant on her, or being provided the finest education in the realm so I can help take away some of the stress of running her business

[Anonymous No.]

The ONLY cooking implement that she will allow you to use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850750
I'm gonna bite her tail
I must know what happens. This is for science

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850750
i have an idea involving my weiner
>>39850756
bite the tip of her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850756
You burn your mouth like those marshmallows.

[Anonymous No.]

My Big Wendi wife listening to me say some of the most reprehensible things while playing video games,

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850774
>wendigo overhears you talking about how you had a sensible salad for lunch
how will she ever recover?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850786
This will require some very hard correcting in bed and a dinner date afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

Post your best anubis pics please

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850786
teach you a lesson

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850798
! !

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Would your monster wife use an onahole to assist your masturbation? Would she even know what it was if she found it in your room one day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850812
why the fox have them closed eyes, its very sexy but y?

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>>39850812
are those bandaids on her? is she ok?

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>>39850774
>Honey, what does "Cope and Seethe" mean?

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>>39850798

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>>39850836
She can hear you slacking off through the computer

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>>39850848
why yes, Im just clowning around over here in the pranksters paradise

[Anonymous No.]

The polearm is the thinking Salamander's weapon.

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>>39850836
Glowie ears

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>>39850860
Its how you know that a Sally has brains AND brawn.

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>>39850860
nah, flail

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>>39850860
what happened to it, it seems too small and that blade seems ineffective,a good billhook would be better

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>>39850599
>Pyrow
Uuuuhhh extremely casual mommydom?

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>>39850511
Imagine a Bubble Slime type Queen Slime that maifests herself in her slime kingdom through faucets and drains. Her main body is in the sewer, of course.

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>>39850890
>Gyaru momwife
Holy fuck my dick.

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The amount of Salamander posting in this thread makes it a good thread.

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>>39850919
Have some more nigga

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>>39850919
i can always go for some female lizard (on fire)

[Anonymous No.]

i smell BBQ and sally sweat, only thing i wish for is a tall warm glass of sally milk

[Anonymous No.]

Salamanders taking an insecure guy under their wing and showing them how to be a better fighter (and husband) is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon puts all his points into pyromancy spells
>First random encounter out of town is a salamander
RIP

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>>39850931
>sally milk
You'll burn your tongue tho

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>>39850938
>>39850926
>>39850909
I wanna sniff salamander breath

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>>39850941
And? I like my food piping hot and I like it scarfing it down as well, the pain is good

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850938
>the ability to control flames let's you control the salamanders body
nice try for a mere lizard

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>>39850954

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>>39850954
Sulfurous

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>>39850941
I’m willing to endure that for some milk

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Given how it is scientifically proven a monster is better when she is evil, what is an evil salamander like?
Cutthroat mercenary?
Conquering warlord?
Bullies mage Anon?

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>>39850990
They challenge you to a 1v1 duel and do something dastardly like trip you up with her tail or lead you to an area where her sisters are waiting to ambush you!

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>>39850990
Lecherous adventurer. Y'know, the first bad guy in every isekai manga?

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>>39850990
Bullying bandit or merc.

[Anonymous No.]

slutmander

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>>39850990
>Bullies mage Anon
>holds his book up high where he can't reach
>burns his robes so he's naked
>gives him noogies and calls him a nerd
Who will save poor mage anon?

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>>39851013
Dragonmander

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>>39851020
Damn, she turned into a hagmander

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>>39851025
Rude. How is she a hag?

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>>39851019
>Bullymander sneaks over to his room at night so she can draw "SALLY OWNS ME" on his face
>Hears him crying to himself one night after a particularly bad time where she accidentally burned his grimoire and Mrs. Haku yelled at him
It'll work itself out.

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>>39851005
>bandit A hanging out with his bandit B/C buddies
>haven't been able to do much lately because his sally wife wants him home on time for dinner
sad days

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>>39851028
Dragons are almost always hags

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>>39851040
She is NOT a hag!

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>>39851035
>Man, Anon's been pretty pussywipped after he met his wife. Can't even go raiding with us thrice a week now a days.
>"Have you seen his wife? I swear she could toss a horse. She also keeps talking about him taking on 'bigger scores'"

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>>39851046
Yup, hit a nerve, it must true, how long has sally been single? 200, no 2000 years

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>>39851063
Make that 40. Salamanders aren't THAT long lived

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>>39851068
Damn, she still old but still too young for me, I’m going to ask out that dragon noble guard instead

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>>39851030
>"What, some dumb cow yelled at MY nerd? I'll destroy her!"
yea you can't just bully someones property

[Anonymous No.]

Need alternatives to manticore tail pussy. Other tail pussy. Any suggestions? My Abysa-fernum Automaton can mimic any.

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>>39851077
>So dumb she can't tell that Mrs. Haku is Anon's teacher and the only reason she yelled at him is due to Sally burning his book
Dumb lizard, gonna have to give him an extra special apology.

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>>39851079
hadn't tried chimera? that snake is looking lonely

[Anonymous No.]

>>39851079
tongue

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>>39851086
well she put all her points in str and stam, int is the dork stat afterall

[Anonymous No.]

salamander knight from clussyland

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>>39851108
Well maybe she should have put some points into CHA so she stops being a JERK

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>>39851147
No, the mental stats like int or cha are for nerds, and what she has Anon for

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>>39851147
spare points are going into luck instead of charisma. waste of stats, that.

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>>39851157
>Sally thinks Anon is gonna go with her once school is over
>Flat out tells her he doesn't want anything to with her after everything she put him through
Dumb fire lizard

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>>39851159
>>39851157
no wonder she ended up a flatty with a massively thicc lower body

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>>39851147
yea but she is already cool without those lame stats
does cha help her smoosh anon between her thighs? thats all str and stam baby

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>>39850467
Is it just me, or are Arknight pictures being posted more often suddenly?

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>>39851173
Yes, went to /vg/ is see and we have at least ONE confirmed poster here that is browsing both this thread and the Arknights thread over there. For reference it's the one who posts Suzuran with her lower half replaced by a giant fox body.

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>>39851173
there's some cuties in there. that lizard with the absurdly fat tail's been around a bit

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>>39851172
but no milk.....

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>>39851190
>Chinese game
>most of the chinese characters are terrible and just annoying
lel

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>>39851233
i'll take your word for it. superficial designs are more than enough for me when it comes to gacha.

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>>39851193
That's why you have to make her a mother anon
>>39851165
Looks like she'll have to follow him to the field

[Anonymous No.]

Do you and your wife have a super combo move?

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don't really care if it's from gacha or not, if it has mg features it's still a mg

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>>39850599
>hornet
Someone getting penetrated tonight

[Anonymous No.]

Version with ears now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39851297
neato

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>>39851292
I like these angels but I don't know where they are from

[Anonymous No.]

>>39851292
This angel seems suspicious.

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>>39851306
How do I get a sallymandur to join my party?

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>>39851273
>Be Mage Anon
>Decide to do various odd jobs for the villages you stay in for some extra gold
>Take a job clearing out a mountain pass so a nearby city can start trading
>Halfway through, absolutely exhausted and suddenly you hear it
>Those words you prayed you'd never have to hear again
>The words coming from that damn woman you told every possible reason why you don't ever want to see her again
>"Heya nerd!"
>fuck

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>>39851310
Blue Archive, shitty censored Korean gacha.

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>>39851314
Just ask. They're always up for adventure.

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sally cant beat the bogie for they start to dance to the beat!

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>>39851319
if you run away from a salamander encounter enough times does she start treating you like a metal slime engagement?

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>>39851343
Obviously. You wouldn't be running if you didn't have some good loot
Such as a husband

[Anonymous No.]

Is this a trustworthy fox?

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>>39851343
Yes, this also goes for every monster. Especially those spooky Undead.

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>>39851356
>have good loot
but all I have is a rubber band and a stick of gum

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>>39851380
What do you have in between your pockets tho?

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>>39851360
>many tails
>sharp teeth
>creepy eyes
>is fox
but of course

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>>39851319
>tfw it's been years since you've graduated and that damn lizard is still following you
>mocking you while stealing kills
>disrupting any chance of you getting together with someone
>ruining field research by appearing and teasing you when you need to concentrate the most
>eventually lock yourself in your tower trying to wait her out
>she sets up camp in front of your tower to wait you out
>tfw you don't even know what she wants from you at this point but you don't want to give into her after years of bullying

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>>39851356
>tfw all she gets after me dashing away is a weird mask that jesters would wear

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>>39851383
some lint and dust? probably worth 1 copper total

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>>39851380
She doesn't want what's in your pockets, she wants you in her pocket. She isn't looking for loot drops, she wants you to drop your pants. She ain't looking for treasure, but she does want to see your family jewels.

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>>39851398
Not in your pockets. Between your pockets

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>>39851399
sorry, dont date youngsters, only gals triple my age

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>>39851402
underwear? knew adventurers were creepy

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>>39851392
Anon she's just going to rape you silly one day, you know that right?

[Anonymous No.]

Dl we like Ishuzoku Reviewers?

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>>39851424
no she won't
we all know bullies are cowards at heart

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>>39851437
the parts that aren't shit

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>>39851424
She can only rape Anon after she climbs the 101 levels of Anon's wizard tower, filled with all sorts of traps and danger
Naturally, she considers this the foreplay

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>>39851383
>What do you have in between your pockets tho?
https://youtu.be/PTAXUYLbFYk

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>>39851437
Fuck no, it sucks.

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>>39851424
She's a Salamander anon they only do that if you properly rile her up. That's why she's been bullying wizard anon to the point where she has to go through a maze of traps and spells in his tower to get to him. There's no other way that wimpy wizard anon would be able to get her engine revving from adrenaline.

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>>39841284

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>>39851472
>still making fun of him
Anon, all this is gonna end in is that Salamander getting an earful about how much he absolutely hates her.

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39851492
that pic has those gey vibes, i feel it in my bones

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>>39851509
it does have that shit veneer

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>>39850250
>Your job/class in MGE
adventurer class
>Your wife (or wives)
many wives to make one super chimera
>How you met
wandering, most from grave robbing
>What region you live in
dragonia wilderness
>How many children you have
not yet

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I just want this to be happy

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>>39851503
And how would Sally react to that?

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>>39851516
Really? It just looks waifu2x'd to me.

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>>39851597
Ugly crying wherever she lands after getting teleported out of Anon's tower. Probably runs off back home to mom.

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>>39851594
that pic is one of the most erotic ones i've seen

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>>39851310
Blue Archive

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>>39851597
Corrective rape

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread

Instead, remember that holy monster girls are more likely to know healing spells, medicinal techniques, and possibly even massages!
Just remember that 'holy' doesn't necessarily mean 'less lewd'
They may not look like it but those Valkryies can have quite the lewd thoughts.

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>>39851659
angels are the biggest perverts

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>>39851661
Look, one of their jobs is to be fruitful and multiply, you can't blame them for that.

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>>39851659
angels are too lewd

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>>39851670
magical baba alert
>>39851663
It is but they could have a bit more tact and not peep on me and not steal my undies ya know?

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>>39851659
those vigor/stamina buffs are pretty strong

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>>39851503
>sally makes it through 99 floors of anons tower
>at floor 100 she slips on an oil slick spell that anon slapped in as an afterthought
>she hits her head on the floor and falls unconscious
>anon who was sweating bullets moments ago gets a big ego boost from seeing his tormentor finally lose to him after all these years
>goes down to gloat at the salamander and mock how she's fallen behind him then kick her out of the tower
>after she wakes up anon begins to start saying what he's been wanting to for years now but before he can say more than a sentence she's on top of him despite being exhausted
>turns out those endurance points weren't for nothing
>she tears off both of their clothes while anon panics from the sudden reversal and the thought of what she has in store for him
>instead of making a fool of him she kisses him and begins to have slow gentle sex with him while crying, explaining while also apologizing profusely that she's always really liked him but her 2 int lizard brain couldn't think of a better way to get him to fight her

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>>39851701
i thought a salamander plus an oil slick would play out different

[Anonymous No.]

Do not challenge the clown
You cannot beat the clown

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>>39851714
The fire is on the tail not the feet

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>>39851718
i dont want to fight the clown, i wish to honk her all night long!

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>>39851718
I challenge the clown to a dance off!

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>>39850576
This is husband abuse. Self esteem is very important!

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>>39851684
Why is that young, little girl doing that to that strange man?!

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>>39851753
the truth may hurt once but lies leave scars, now start losing weight

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>>39851744
but can you handle the boogie down!

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Tell me about the lizards and fire lizards, anons.

What are they like?
How are they different, and how are they the same?

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>>39851684
Is that a really small Dark Priest or a really big dude?

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>>39851800
One has fire, one doesn't.

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>>39851800
ones on fire and red, the other green and boring aside from that they both the same in the end

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>>39851802
It's from the Sabbath book so put 2 and 2 together.

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>>39851813
its fish!

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>>39851803
>>39851805
Elaborate more please.

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>>39851825
Fuck off, you're not funny.

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>>39851684
the tailwrap and the tiptoe really does it for me

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>>39845068
I mean, he did for Jinko and Mino and the Seven Seas version of the Vol 1 has a Red Oni with more muscle than the original one. He just made a bunch of MGs with a skinny look that should be muscular like Ogre, Amazoness, Ocelomeh (he said they are meant to be lean but I strongly disagree with his viewpoint) and Hellhound, I think there is a reasonable chance that if he went back in time he would make Hellhound muscular because of the huge muscle Hellhound art. So far the only new MG KC has implied will be a muscle girl is the eventual Werelion (or however the lion girl will be called). We can only hope we at least get soon updated art of Minotaur in the next game demo.

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Made a pretty big mistake and dopamine-killed myself, so now I got to a few days to chill out and get extra rest.

It's nice knowing that MGE is good for more than just horny posting. Wish I had a cute cat to cuddle before bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>39851828
I wasn't trying to be. I'm just curious

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>>39850171
They say the combat automatons aren't meant for sex but then they build them like this.
How are you supposed not to breed one all night long?

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>>39851927
Don't smoke meth anon.

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>>39843448
>Any day now
>Aaaaannnnyy day now
>...

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>>39851927
Imagine living in a nice wood cabin with a homely cat wife.
You could earn a living growing those magical potatoes featured in the world guide.
Now that's an extra comfy life.

[Anonymous No.]

So if monkey girl became a ninja, that would make her a kunoichimp.

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>>39852185
>right so they take off the the mask, lil monkey fella

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>>39852037
I wonder how many tombs and old mansions are filled with horny tied up undead girls who have been stuck there for literally centuries. Like a vampire girl ties herself to the bed either hoping someone would come molest her or just to have some kinky masturbation and realized she can't break free. 300 years later some poor guy breaks in and finds her and she's too weak from hunger to snap the decaying ropes and attack him, so she just begs him to have his way with her or maybe she's so desperate she just whimpers and wiggles her hips the best she can. It's like a sealed kitsune story, but more pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters take the idea of pick-up artists quite literally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39852297
What the fuck is that head?

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>>39852185
I don't think dart kaukens have that cross path

[Anonymous No.]

Go to bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>39852313
No. She is not a dragon

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>>39850250
>Class
Martial Artist, in the grappling route *wink*

>wife
I have a smug little fox that thinks she owns me because she can get what she wants if she pouts or looks cute.
>How did we meet
I was in the woods one night. Didn't realise it was already mating season at the time and she attacked me in the wild. She was impressed when I put up a fight (still got raped though). I came back there everyday after that and eventually she started following me home.

>childeren?
No, but it looks like she's gonna give me a talk about it soon. It's not like I don't not want them desu.

[Anonymous No.]

Shog is better than kiki because shog's body is maid to please you in the best way possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39852313
I fucking wish I had a pale undead girl waiting for me in the bed

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>>39852359
We live on the outskirts of a mining village btw. We don't mine, it's just for cheap houses and cheap booze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39852313
It is empty

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>>39852368
Pleasure is baseline for MGs. Literally any of them can do that.
It's the other things that set monsters apart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39852297
Pick-up-and-take-home artists.

[Anonymous No.]

A yandere shog is scarier than a yandere kiki.

Prove me wrong pro tip, you can't

[Anonymous No.]

>>39852403
whats it like in a krampus bag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39852422
You get complementary peanuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>39852422
kramped

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>>39850250
Librarian/book store owner/strawberry trader.
Kunoichi.
Exploring long forgotten fishing village ruins, I was trying to find some scrolls documenting several obscure ninja techniques, and she was tasked with retrieving them, one thing led to another and, well, she retrieved both the scrolls and me.
Just some small town near the mountains in Zipangu.
None yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>drunk a lot yesterday for nothing
>Have to be at work today at 8 a.m
>Feel like shit
>Can't focus on the code I have to finish
>No Cheshire milkers to ease my pain
AAAAAAAAAAAAH druealla open this fucking portal or I swear to God I'm going to tear one with my fucking forehead. I need my negrum cattus's milk today or I will go insane

[Anonymous No.]

>>39852375
I wish for a Troll waiting for me under the sheets

[Anonymous No.]

Make sure to leave a hickey or ten on your waifu. She's your property, mark her as such so she and everyone else around her knows it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39852520
I feel you Anon. It will come, don't worry, we all gonna to make it and slurp in the milky paradise

[Anonymous No.]

>>39847126
Foolish bird. Soon will be in the soup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850555
The oldest sister of the Sally family, scary!

[Anonymous No.]

Aside from being a maid what kinds of jobs would suit a kiki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39852660
heavy weapons girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>39852660
mindbroken cocksleeve

[Anonymous No.]

>>39850610
You could melt a quarter on that ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>39852665
being with her in the same machine gun's nest as a spotter would be ultra comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39852659
She's scary, but she's also pretty dumb and didn't even finish her education. She's a sillymander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39852398
>"and I would walk five hundred miles and I would walk five hundred more"
>"just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door"

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>>39852723
Can't exactly walk to Zipangu though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39852745
I love that bun and know nothing of her Manga

[Anonymous No.]

>>39852756
My Hero Academy
I don't know much about it either but I hear trannies like it a lot for some reason.