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Pick one Toho who would be best wife and tell us why she is your choice. Be respectful and remember, every girl in Gensokyo is a good girl. Pics are welcome and encouraged.

I pick Ran because she is mature, responsible and reliable. Her golden hair, tails and amber eyes are very charming . She is great with children . If you were her husband, you could always feel that someone watches your back and your home would become a carefree and nurturing place.

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No need to elaborate any further.

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Sanae-chan
Apart from the big and obvious reasons (2 of em) she is an outsider and probably also likes anime and manga so we can watch together. She is kind, and will be a good mother probably, besides the mountain shrine will offer a nice view.

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Shimyoumaru

Inchlings are absolutely obsessed with exotic animal husbandry due to depending upon it for their existence. Try prepping actual bulls at an inch tall. Because of this and her inability to fuck you directly, she would make sure you fucked and impregnated every other girl in Gensokyo to raise your offspring, and she would be PROUD of it.
Imagine her cheering you on like a soccer mom as you dicked Ran and Chen at the same time, all three of you silently staring at the ceiling because you're all doing it under duress!
Shimmy forcing you hard again when Chen says she doesn't want a brother!
Shimmy making it worse by saying she'll be looking after her own child!
Shimmy!

Also she would travel in your pants for the warmth and smell and if you actually talked with other women she'd be having human fries for dinner. Very wholesome!

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Kosuzu, she is a human which is a big plus
She likes books and so do I
She is the heir to a successful business so no worries of the future, I can do all the manual labour for her while she focuses on running the front side of the shop.
Her friend is pretty hot for some action on the side.

I just worry about what she would teach our 7 children, her curiosity gets the better of her.

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Reimu
I honestly believe that she would do a better job being the protector of gensokyo if it meant a safer home for her husband and children and even more so with some little helpers at the shrine
As for me, i love japanese shrines (and grumpy girls) and would feel damn comfortable living in one even with youkai running amuck. i would also do my damn hardest to keep the Hakurei shrine in top condition

>> No.39682626

yukari she is the best !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sakuya-san! She can do everything. She can cook, clean, make delicious tea, keep burglars away, her legs are delightful and she's very cute and sweet!

>> No.39683321

>>39682626
Yes.

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>>39679668
>>39679627
Based wannabe fathers willing to do something other than sex for their 2hu.

Kogasa for me. She is easy to understand but likes to surprise you so things probably wont be boring. Shes good with kids, shes into metalworking which I know a little bit about, she doesnt have a home and literally only wants to be desired which is the kind of clingy I can handle. Shes also very cute (this is important).

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I think Keine wife would be a very comfortable life. The pretty school teacher and living in town. I could become a normal human being, if it's with Keine.
Kids would probably get bullied, being half-half hakutaku and half-foreign. They'd be real smart though, and probably end up very successful due to their modern knowledge.
Then they could take care of Keine and I as we grow old together with our horde of grandbabies.
Mokou might not like it, but she might get used to it eventually. Maybe there'd be the eternal aunt Mokou.

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>>39685345
What can i say, i'd love to be a family man, i never had any siblings so thats probably why i would want a big family.
Imagine a big family outing to the outside world and its such a big scary environment for them compared to gensokyo

>> No.39685515

>>39685500
...Imagine setting up a shrine somewhere deep in rural America and starting up a lineage. The dream might not be so unobtainable after all...

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>>39678686
Sakuya.
Honestly, I don't know why she wouldn't be the best pick. The title of perfect and elegant maid isn't just for show. Overall, she's mysterious. That's all I can come up with to describe her. How she ended up at the SDM is up for debate. Some say she was always there, others say she was a vampire hunter, but they all include her in some way; she's irreplaceable. She's interesting nonetheless. I just can't get rid of the feeling that no matter how much I try, it won't be enough. Then again, some define love as a want to constantly improve. I never knew what they meant but I think I know what they mean now. As someone who can barely be considered human at this point, she's probably the one aspect that reminds me of what I once was. The only true regret is that she isn't real.
I know I'm not the best, but I still love her.
Sometimes saying less is more. Given the chance, anyone could write entire pages as to why they love someone. However, that doesn't mean someone will actually read it.

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>>39686771
For me, it's Mokou.

Laid back, masc girls are my favorite kind. I like the contrast of her clothing with her ankle-length himecut, good sense of aesthetics. Her ability to enjoy a quiet lifestyle, as well as doing some thrill-seeking every once in a while is very harmonious. Plus, she's clearly a compassionate person. She turned her exhile to the bamboo forest into a positive by becoming a guide for lost travelers.

Maybe she wouldn't be the best wife, given that she's undying. Any husband she had would just turn to dust before her eyes as she sat still in time. It's always hard to outlive someone you love, but to know that it would happen from the very beginning? Her self-imposed isolation exists for a reason...

All the same, I like her. I would purposefully get lost in the bamboo forest just so I could see her and talk to her. Even though she doesn't eat, I'd leave her little treats after getting to know what she likes. Maybe a cake, or some really nice sake. Just little nice things to perk up her day.

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>>39678686

>> No.39696076

>>39679580
No deal unless she takes daily semen baths until she gets pregnant herself.

>> No.39696145

>>39692801
>Any husband she had would just turn to dust before her eyes as she sat still in time
just eat her liver

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Yuukarin, being Mother Nature personified. She can make a lot grow... (puns intended)

>>39679580
She has a miracle mallet, you dum dum.

>> No.39696558

>>39692801
>>39696145
If you don't like the raw human livers, you can still make the bank on either starting your sennin training or trying to purge yourself from the death works and transform into youkai magican.

>> No.39699831

>>39696145
That would be very painful

>> No.39700296

>>39679627
Is she even old enough to marry? I have never been able to figure out her age

>> No.39700396

>>39700296
She's enough years old.

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>> No.39700410

>>39700406
God I wish.

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>>39700296
She is shown drinking in the manga, that's close enough for me.

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>>39685485
Keine's the winner for sure. Wise and respected, experienced with kids, her wife power is enormous.

>> No.39701030

>>39699831
less painful than her husbands death?

>> No.39701239

>>39700296
could always groom her

>> No.39701436

>>39700551
Doesn't just about anybody drink in Touhou? Even the fairies.

>> No.39702260

>>39701436
Fairies are technically ageless elementals, they are just tinny and often with childlish proportions. Cirno's age is estimated as 60+ based on her canon interactions and knowledge of the cyclic events. Coincidently, Youmu's canon age is listed as less than 50 based on the same measure and the fact that the Konpaku family has the supernatural longevity + Netherworld being even better agelessness inducer than the True Moon, based on the spiritual purity.

>> No.39702817

>>39678686
>I pick Ran because she
Has no true will of her own as an OS operating on top of a monster wife?

Awful choice.

>> No.39702899

>>39702817
A programmable wife would be great, what are you talking about?

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>>39702817
Ok, maybe you have a point. So what? Even if what you said is true, I can't help but melt inside when I see Ran smile. There is nothing I can do about my heart racing as I think about her. And to be fair, everyone has flaws, but it doesn't mean that they are unlovable because of them. Especially if they happen to be sweet, amber kitsune.

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>>39699831
You're a big guy, you'll be fine.

>> No.39711385

>>39679668
It makes sense.
Reimu is pure talent, but she has no drive to actually try unless it inconveniences her.

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>>39711385
Exactly, its a win for everyone. Benefits me, benefits gensokyo, benefits Reimu

>> No.39714022

>>39678686
Am I supposed to take their canonboner into account? Or should choose in a scenario where they don't have obligations to other 2hus and both parties genuinely love and care for each other?

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>>39714022
By canonboner I mean for example: Eirin cares very much about Kaguya. So should I evaluate her wife potential in a vacuum, or in a situation where I would be forced to compete with her social circle for affection? I think that's very important thing to consider.
Also have a picture.

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>>39678686
For me it's Komachi
She's a laid back and seemingly pretty carefree person that's probably rather fun to be with and I can imagine we'd be quite fond of each others sense of humor. On top of that she's pretty damn cute as well. Another thing we'd have in common is that we are both massive slackers and as much as I'd like to imagine that being together would make us both do our best and improve, I think that the more likely outcome would be that we'd just use each other as a reason to slack off instead.
Living together would be extremely comfy. Just sitting around drinking sake and talking about stuff or napping together on the carpet in our living room. Of course housework and hobbys would keep us busy as well, but still. If we can't use each other as an excuse to improve then surely our children would be more then enough of a reason.
There'd probably be the occassional quarrel between us since I'd try to extend my lifespan by either becoming a magician like Alice did or by becoming a hermit and she doesn't seem too fond of that.


Honorable mentions for other girls in Gensokyo I'd take into consideration as wife go to Kasen, Kogasa, Sakuya, Meiling, Sanae, Eirin and possibly Youmu.

>> No.39716929

>>39714119
No canonboners, this makes things more complicated than necessary.

>> No.39718613

Mine must be non-sexy

>> No.39719485

>>39702817
It's like dating a robot girl but she's fleshy.

>> No.39725423

>>39719485
She can also give you children
Robots can't do that

>> No.39733601

>>39725423
Super high IQ children, but without them being slaves to Yukari

>> No.39733875

>>39678686
Keine

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My girl likes drinks, my girl likes pranks.

And she's got glasses and canon tittays.

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>>39678686
See, the problem with choosing a wife is that people are mostly static. They're the person they are, and you can't know the extent of who they are for quite some time. You might not like what you find, you might get bored with what you find, you might not find anything at all. Therefore the best wife is one that is dynamic. Yuuma can be like anyone you want, all you have to do is find a person with a personality you like and let Yuuma devour them. And if you get bored? All you need to do is find more fodder.

>> No.39745952

>>39678989
Sakuya would make a terrible mother.

>> No.39748050

>>39734698
did ZUN really need to add another vore hu

>> No.39748641

>>39745952
Why is that

>> No.39748651

>>39748050
What do you mean by another?

>> No.39750917

>>39734349
>canon tittays
Have you learned nothing of tanuki? Those could very well be just a pair of testicles.

>> No.39754134

>>39748641
She has been taking care of Remilia for a while and she is a brat.

>> No.39754693

>>39754134
Remilia is five HUNDRED years old and she came across Sakuya by chance. That's hardly a valid reason. At best, you could argue she has some degree of leniency.

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>>39678686
wriggle seems nice

>> No.39763581

>>39745952
Yeah she would be incredibly harsh yet somehow all the children she raises would turn out bratty

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>>39686771
If she actually had standards for you
You would end up a jaded seasoned killed by the end of that marriage
If she was actually serious about protecting you because of her time manipulation powers you there could be a good chance you won’t die during training or on the job
But knowing her you might come out quite roughed up with scars mentally on the inside
Honestly if you want to get turned into a badass she isn’t a bad choice for a 2hu

>> No.39765441

>>39763643
>You would end up a jaded seasoned killed by the end of that marriage
That's a big if. You can't know for sure in any extensive length of time. No matter who; people tend to change for better or worse. You don't really have a say in who changes or if they soften up compared to who they were before. There's a lot of negative attention regarding her, but for the most part she's not that bad of a person. She's capable but not a ruthless serial killer.
>But knowing her you might come out quite roughed up with scars mentally on the inside
Why is that?
>Honestly if you want to get turned into a badass she isn’t a bad choice for a 2hu
I mean, maybe. You probably won't have the same capabilities but that point agreeable. You'll improve if you spend time with her or even other members of the SDM.

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>>39678686
>Toho
Mothra chan of course!

>> No.39765500

>>39765491
My childhood waifu.

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>>39765500
Oh really?

>> No.39769452

wife cute

>> No.39769499

wife adorable

>> No.39775632

>>39765491
>>39765500
for me, its battra

>> No.39783233

>>39761325
>/jp/ - Otaku Culture
that's a boy

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>>39696422
Yuuka is best momhu

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>>39748651
How could you forget the hardvore-hu, the Room

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she can know me perfectly and can check every day what I think of her.

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Keiki, I like the creative types.

>> No.39801722

>>39801705
I'd love to bring someone new into the world with Keiki
she would be a great mom

>> No.39803285

Someone's angry.

>> No.39805154

>>39803285
Who?

>> No.39809426

>>39805154
Who knows. They're doing it again.

>> No.39823025

>>39809426
Can you be specific

>> No.39823460

>>39823025
I don't like pointing fingers. All I know is that someone did it.
I can't tell if they had another breakdown because of what someone said or if nobody replied to their thread.
If I knew, I'd tell you.

>> No.39827397

>>39678686
>Be respectful and remember, every girl in Gensokyo is a good girl.
I disagree. In fact, instead of talking about which wife I would prefer it's Mokou by the way I'm instead going to tear down everybody else.

Ran works for Yukari, who is a child serial killer. She's also basically a computer mentally.

>>39678989
Serial killer. Would sell your children as slaves to Remilia.

>>39679392
Is slowly becoming a god and would basically view you as a pet. Also form the outside world so probably a slut.

>>39679580
Would die trying to bear your children.

>>39679627
Filthy traitor that sold out her human villagers to Youkai.

>>39679668
Like Kosuzu but even worse.

>>39682626
Would literally eat you.

>>39685345
Literally a umbrella. Also very childlike and lacking in responsibility.

>>39685485
Nobody wants to be the kid whose mom is a teacher.

Yeah, I can't actually think of anything.

>>39692801
Like you said, marrying her would basically mean forcing her to go through losing you. Not just you, by the way, but also her children and her grandchildren.

>>39695937
Retard. Eats people. Would give you cancer.

>>39700406
Your pelvis would shatter like paper.

>>39715894
I feel Eiki would throw a massive fit if you tried to marry her. Something about going against the the natural order.

>>39734349
Massive bitch. Would use you and your children as tools for her schemes.

>>39734698
Murder is wrong, anon.

>>39761325
Every part of your home would be filled with bugs all the time.

>>39790266
Cruel sadist, her flowers are more important than any human could be.

>>39792085
You would go insane within a week.

>>39801705
Thinks of all humans as tools to use. Yes, even her own.

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>>39827397
>Like Kosuzu but even worse.
And that's a good thing! Maybe next time they should donate more

>> No.39827502

>>39827481
The only thing you should donate to Reimu would be a knife to her cold black heart.

>> No.39827512

>>39827397
>Serial killer. Would sell your children as slaves to Remilia.
She would do no such thing.

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>>39827502
I'll donate a nice warm hug and a warm cup of tea for said cold heart

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>>39827397
>2nd spoiler
I win.
>Your pelvis would shatter like paper.
Good thing paper doesn't shatter. You should have chosen something like glass or graphite. Yuugi also wins.

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>>39827397
>Is slowly becoming a god and would basically view you as a pet. Also form the outside world so probably a slut.
She already has the divine status of godhood, but is still a human. As a fellow outsider she's far more likely to view you as her equal than any other resident of Gensokyo. And if she was actually a slut, she would have stayed in the outside world to do slutty things instead of being a dutiful and reverent shrine maiden.

>> No.39827608

>>39827551
>she would have stayed in the outside world to do slutty things instead of being a dutiful and reverent shrine maiden.
women are attracted to power.
now which of these two would she do.
A. Stay in the outside world and do normal human stuff
or
B. Go to a fantasy land where she can fly and have the powers of a deity.

>> No.39827620

>>39827525
the reason he can't find anything bad about Keine is because she ate the history of all the terrible shit she might have done.

>> No.39827697

>>39827620
Maybe she can eat my history too. We've all fucked up before.

>> No.39827744

>>39827512
Oh, she wouldn't put it like that. But that would basically be what it comes down to. Your children will serve Remilia until the day they die, as will their children.

>> No.39827757

>>39827525
>You should have chosen something like glass or graphite.
Yeah, fair enough.

Point being though you would die.

>>39827551
> As a fellow outsider she's far more likely to view you as her equal than any other resident of Gensokyo.
She already didn't view people as her equal in the outside world.

>she would have stayed in the outside world to do slutty things instead of being a dutiful and reverent shrine maiden.
Gods get way more dick than shrine maidens.

>> No.39827770

>>39827620
I mean, I tried. But honestly outside of her some obviously "No longer fit with canon" comments in one of the old lorebooks she is probably one of the few decent people in Gensokyo that is a actual character rather than a background human villager.

>> No.39827877

>>39827744
She wouldn't sell her own children as slaves and her children will be free to choose their own fates. At most, Remilia would probably serve as a lifelong playmate or something.

>> No.39827913

>>39827877
>She wouldn't sell her own children as slaves and her children will be free to choose their own fates.
If your pet gives birth, do you or the pet decide the fate of your children?

>> No.39827919

>>39827913
The pet in which turn they allow their own children to decide their own fates.
These are humans, not animals.

>> No.39827928

>>39827919
>These are humans, not animals.
For Remilia, humans are animals.

>> No.39827936

>>39827928
The point still stands.

>> No.39827972

>>39827936
I find it pretty hard to believe a girl who literally regularly murders and cuts people for her mistress would be unwilling to give up her own children to Remilia. It's not like she seems to view it as a fate worse than death, she would probably just tell herself she's doing them a favor.

>> No.39828003

>>39827972
So is it to believe someone like her would get married and have children of her own. Just because that's her occupation doesn't mean she would readily hand them over. It would be something readily available to them if they chose to. You underestimate how much people can change and how what they will and won't do can change at the drop of a hat; she's not someone who is completely maladjusted.

>> No.39828013

>>39828003
>So is it to believe someone like her would get married and have children of her own.
I mean, yeah. That kind of goes without saying. I honestly doubt she would marry anybody unless Remilia is arranging it.

>she's not someone who is completely maladjusted.
Anon, she kills people. I know she doesn't act like a psycho, but she is not down to earth.

>> No.39828073

>>39828013
>I mean, yeah. That kind of goes without saying. I honestly doubt she would marry anybody unless Remilia is arranging it.
Who she wants to marry is ultimately up to her. If you're speaking to her for a long period of time at all, you're probably going to be well off anyway if you continue to improve with what little time you have together.

>Anon, she kills people. I know she doesn't act like a psycho, but she is not down to earth.
I'm not even going to try to justify that, but I'll ask you this. Are soldiers who have and were forced to kill also psychopaths? Keep in mind that they have families too. Whether they started one before they enlisted or after they returned (hopefully in once piece).
She doesn't have the best relations with humanity, but I wouldn't go as far as to call her a psycho.

>> No.39828110

>>39828073
>Who she wants to marry is ultimately up to her.
Does Remilia view it that way? Hell, does she?

> Are soldiers who have and were forced to kill also psychopaths?
Depends. I would say there is a pretty major difference though between killing enemy combatants and murdering civilians and then butchering their corpse.

>> No.39828156

>>39828110
>Does Remilia view it that way? Hell, does she?
I don't see her as someone so cruel as to control every aspect of her life. I'm sure she'd give it a chance.

>Depends. I would say there is a pretty major difference though between killing enemy combatants and murdering civilians and then butchering their corpse.
True, but how else will they get food. I honestly can't remember if it was in general for outsiders or if they pick specific people like the suicidal or not.

>> No.39831597

>>39828156
>I don't see her as someone so cruel as to control every aspect of her life.
Well, agree to disagree.

>True, but how else will they get food.
I mean, even if you want to argue that excuse holds up the fact Sakuya does the job herself has to have a impact.

>> No.39832955

>>39827397
>Ran works for Yukari, who is a child serial killer. She's also basically a computer mentally.
I can fix her.

>> No.39835873

>>39827397
Peak grimsokyo secondary

>> No.39837549

>>39835873
Only half of them are canon Gensokyo. The rest are just explaining why they would be shit wives.

Like, I love Marisa and think she did nothing wrong. But she would still be a awful mom.

>> No.39837871

>>39837549
Maybe no one is a good wife and all life should be exterminated.

>> No.39838389

>>39837549
No one is a perfect mother, just like how none of us would be perfect dads. You just have to do your best when raising a child

>> No.39839082

>>39827397
Kogasa lacks nothing in responsibility, to the point where not only is she a incredibly proficient babysitter, but also a diligent blacksmith too (albeit she has more of an incentive to be a good blacksmith because reimu is a bad strongarming lady)

Sanae has not shown any disdain or lack of appreciation for humans, if anything she seems to see herself still part of humanity. And if shes being taught or raised by either Kanako or Suwako I doubt she would ever hate us. Worst case scenario she sees us as a profitable venture but even then Kanako still cares about humanity and balances that with her capitalistic (faith) zeal.

Also Keinefags? We just cant stop winning.

Also Kosuzu? I- I can fix her...

>> No.39839143

>>39827397
your comment on Yuuka proves beyond doubt that you don't know shit, and are just one of the tertiaries that think mid fight trash talk is the entirety of a character

>> No.39845613

>>39839082
>Kanako still cares about humanity and balances that with her capitalistic (faith) zeal.
to the extent of being piggy banks

>> No.39852187

>>39801705
>I like the creative types.
Me too but I don't feel like I could keep up

>> No.39859035
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Yuuka would be very loving and possessive

>> No.39860332

>>39827481
Alerting Reimu to what her god is! Telling her how to get faith for it! Explaining how she has been manipulated her entire life while the god of youkai extermination rots away in a land where it should be revered! Revealing the true purpose of the village, and how humans don't need youkai, but youkai need humans! Preparing in case the Sages intervene against and try to eliminate us both! Planning to shoot Reimu in the back if it doesn't go to plan! Punching a hole in the Barrier! Alerting the human race of youkai! Attending an emergency meeting at the UN Security Council! Agreeing to eliminate any youkai that poses a direct threat to humans (those that rely on consuming humans), but not an outright genocide! Delivering salt to the kappa to wean them off of shikrodama, making sure that they become forgotten! Employing kappa in engineering projects! Giving training and modern weaponry to the Tengu! Teaching them about democracy! Selling beer to the Oni! Building trade links in former Jell! Slowly reviving and engineering the youkai, not as monsters conjured by the human mind, but as simply another class of sentient beings. Triggering first contact laws! Using both fantasy and science to improve the world with help from gods and youkai! Instilling nationalism through the identity of being an Earthling thorough propoganda! Uniting the peoples of Earth! Dragging the Earth and Moon into a Cold War! Watching as the Earth becomes competent in military! Making sure the Moon doesn't fuck it all up, and preparing for a war if they do! Storming the Lunar Capital! Stealing all their advances and secrets before they get a chance to destroy them! Learning of purity! Applying it to a few select rooms to prove the concepts! Growing the first divine peaches on land! Applying it to humans! Having successful tests! Ridding the Earth of impurity and looking onwards into a better, brighter future!

I love being American!

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>>39801705
I don't know what I'm doing when I create...!

>> No.39860501

>>39801722
Making children with Keiki!

>> No.39866863

>>39827397
>I feel Eiki would throw a massive fit if you tried to marry her. Something about going against the the natural order.
I'm pretty sure marrying any of the girls from Gensokyo that aren't human would technically go against the natural order. That said Alice would be good to go as well since she used to be human, the same might go for Patchy. Youmu would possibly be okay as well since she's at least half human.
Also Eiki being pissy would hardly discourage me

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Junko!

V I C T O R Y O V E R T H E M O O N

>> No.39869697

>>39866863
Patchy is natural born youkai magician though. Also, Konpaku family seems to interbreed with humans just fine.

>> No.39876050

>>39679627
>Kosuzu, she is a human which is a big plus
Yeah...

>> No.39882095

>>39745952
>Sakuya would make a terrible mother.
How so? She already takes care of children.

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>>39859035
opening a bakery with yuuka

>> No.39883105

>>39876050
For the most part she still is, I wouldnt say her power make her a youkai even after the events of the manga.

>> No.39885045

>>39882110
celebrating a successful business by putting a bun in Yuuka's oven

>> No.39887910

if i marry yukari do i also get ran

>> No.39889417

>>39887910
Well anon, most couples share their devices.

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>>39887910
No
Yukari is very clingy and possessive
No one but her may have you

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It's more for what she is representative of than the personality you bestow upon her, as its remained rather foggy given her limited appearances.
I just really like Winter, as the season is one big duality. The way snow paints any & all landscapes in white, a symbol of purity and peace, is really pleasing to the eyes & the mind alike. Our means of combatting the cold in the current year are also quite efficient, so it's easy to only see the beauty Winter brings, at worst mild annoyance at such trivialities as slowed traffic from the slippery roads.
Winter is all of that, but it is also the season where much of the world is in danger, perhaps even more than with Summer's harshest heat waves: Growth for most of the plant life becomes impossible, and many species have been driven away, or to extinction, because of the cold. Magnificent as it may be, Winter can absolutely overwhelm, and leave nothing but its snow on your path.
This duality makes Winter, and by association the spirit that represents it, Letty, quite alluring to me, even with the chance there is that she'd be just one big flytrap to me, and freeze me for daring to go through with my curiosity. That's part of the appeal, playing this dangerous game, with many thrills to be had, but certainly unconventional ones. Most daredevils willing to challenge their fate would do so differently
Yuyuko fans probably get the ideas I tried to word the most, I think she's kind of close in spirit, although very different in execution, but this serene, yet dangerous atmosphere of dating the dead gives me closely similar vibes.

>> No.39895425

>>39891416
Letty isn't the safest to be around since she's a Yuki Onna but I can see why some are drawn to her.

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Marisa
She is cool

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>>39890784
Yukari is the evil hu
Even when sweet there's darkness in her heart

>> No.39906837

>>39839082
>to the point where not only is she a incredibly proficient babysitter
She's well liked by kids by accident. Even then, it's pointed out that people stopped using her once they realized all she cared about was scaring them.

>Sanae has not shown any disdain or lack of appreciation for humans
She certainly seems to think herself above most humans in Gensokyo.

>>39839143
Even Perfect Memento mentions her murdering people who disturbs her flowers.

>>39866863
>I'm pretty sure marrying any of the girls from Gensokyo that aren't human would technically go against the natural order.
I mean, some Youkai explicitly want kids (Well, not in Touhou) and on a whole nobody seems to mind the likes of Keine or Rinnosuke. Marrying a shikigami on the other hand...

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>>39678686
Remilia. I'd take care of my brat wife's every need for the rest of my life.

>> No.39911313

>>39906837
>Rinnosuke
doesn't his and the existence of other half-youkai kind of imply that it's at least somewhat okay for humans to breed with youkai?
>marrying a shikigami
not sure if that was a typo on your end since I want to marry Komachi or if you are talking about other anons wanting to marry Ran, but couldn't you simply make your own shikigami if you become hermit or magician?

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>>39890784
She will steal your heart!

>> No.39914498

>>39906859
>the rest of my life
Anon, if you end up with Remi she won't let you go that easily. Reminder that cannonically she can create half-youkai by changing somebody's fated death and that she could make more of vampires, but as the light and messy drinker she has troubles with drainingone many to the sufficient extend.

>> No.39914517

>>39914498
All the better I'd take care of her forever in that case.

>> No.39914604

>>39914517
A very likely outcome.

>> No.39917432

Oi.

>> No.39917644

>>39911787
once Yukari catches a husband, she'll never ever let them go

>> No.39924377

>>39906837
>Even Perfect Memento mentions her murdering people who disturbs her flowers.
And? They violated the NAP

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>> No.39934318

>>39679392
But Sanae is a whore.

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