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What would you do to please your cute loli frog goddess?

>> No.3946629

Post on /jp/

>> No.3946636

pray to her.

>> No.3946639

What do shinto gods even want from people? I would do those things.

>> No.3946644

human sacrifice

>> No.3946645
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3946645

Exterminate the troublesome youkai.

>> No.3946649

Kill Strelok.

>> No.3946651

Kill Cirno

>> No.3946655
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3946655

Save her from snakes.

>> No.3946657

>>3946639
Faith, prayers, y'know, typical pre-dominican deity stuff.
>>3946624
share my cuddling pillow with her.

>> No.3946660

>>3946624
>implying that my goddess isnt cirno

>> No.3946677

>>3946655

wtf why is that bad man shooting suwako ;_;

>> No.3946682

>>3946660
Cirno is a fairy

Suwako is EVERYONE'S goddess

>> No.3946684

>>3946677
Simple. He tranqs her and then eats her...if you know what I mean.

>> No.3946685

>>3946682
i will forever praise cirno

>> No.3946696
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>>3946645
Suwako must be DELETED

>> No.3946697
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Suwako is the best god.

>> No.3946710

>>3946677
Like bullets could really harm her.

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>> No.3946742
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I would impale her with my hughe Onbashira, if you know what I mean.

>> No.3946752
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3946752

Bug offerings. Frogs loves them.

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>>3946752
Excellent idea. Lets' offer Wriggle to her.

>> No.3946771

>>3946624
i would take her to china

>> No.3946784
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3946784

EYE WOOD SLAP HER

>> No.3946786

>>3946784
oh Cirno, how i love thee!

>> No.3946796

i hate frogs...

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>>3946756
Found her. Okay let's do this.
Oh great loli frog god Suwako, take this offering we present to you this day and bless us with many days of happiness and cuteness and armpits. Till the day we can join you in Gensokyo.

>> No.3946875

>>3946803
did it work?

>> No.3946884

>>3946875
Not yet.. perhaps the offering wasn't "pure" enough.

>> No.3946888

Forget about her and worship my lovely snake goddess.

Oh wait, I was supposed to please her?


...Too bad.

>> No.3946937

a baceball bat glued pointing out from my hummer's grill. tie her down with her anus lined up and then forward reverse repeat

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3946955

a suwako thread without Kanako ? the fuck /jp/

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3946964

Lend her some fertilizer?

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