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3935779 No.3935779 [Reply] [Original]

Yeah, I know I'm late to the whole thing, but oh well. Just finished Umineko episode 2.

"Looks delicious. Slice up your cow tits and make me a sandwich."

Battler is awesomeface incarnate.

>> No.3935787

Too bad about the whole toupee thing.

>> No.3935795

He has his moments, but he also has moments of facepalming stupidity.

Keep reading and you'll see why.

>> No.3935803

Battler's incompetent makes me sad in episode 4.

>> No.3935811

>>3935803
Referring to what? He's barely around in 4.

>> No.3935817

He is a faggot 90% of the time.

>> No.3935839

To be fair, if he was ridiculously competent, this shit would have ended already, and everyone would bitch about how he's a Mary Sue who somehow knows all the answers.

He's a teenager, so him fucking up is pretty realistic.

>> No.3935840
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3935840

>Slice up your cow tits and make me a sandwich

Done and done

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3935845

>>3935817

>> No.3935851
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3935851

Sure is...

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3935853

>>3935840

>> No.3935855

>>3935845
There sure is a lot of that pairing.

>> No.3935872

>>3935779

I don't remember that line at all, how far in was it?

>> No.3935880

>>3935795
OP here. Yeah, I know, he's got moments that make me cringe. I wanted to smack him at times during ep 2. But every time I lose some respect for him, he turns around and does something like his actions immediately after my quote in the opening post.

>> No.3935877

>>3935873
I see what you did there.

>> No.3935873

>>3935853
I'll take three.

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3935888

This thread needs more porn

>> No.3935889

>>3935853

Dammit Beatrice you didnt slice them! Fuck it you're fired.

I want your locker cleaned out by tommorow.

>> No.3935891

Battler gets GAR and competent in chiru.
I would suck his cock because beatrice can't.

>> No.3935902

>>3935872
Episode 2, Tea Party for Humans

When Beato's giving Rosa the soylent green banquet.

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>>3935889

>> No.3935937

>>3935918
is that a cropped version of "that" picture?

>> No.3935947

>>3935937
I don't know.

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