/ypg/ - Yukari Poetry General

[Anonymous No.]

Post your Yukari related poetry here

>Useful links
Character Page : https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Yukari_Yakumo
Poetry Guidelines: http://www.mnelsonhome.com/Poetry%20ex/15_forms_of_poetry.htm
Poetry Society of America: http://www.poetrysociety.org/psa/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39293561
Ugly gap hag,
Obnoxious old bag,
She has no boobs, and all sag!

[Anonymous No.]

yukari is just sack of old sacs stuffed with sacks of oats

[Anonymous No.]

>>39293584
>>39293588
serious poetry related reply only please

[Anonymous No.]

>>39293602
You first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39293561
There once was a hag named Yakumo,
(The youkai you twit, not the fumo.)
We fucked in the halls,
Leaving Ran quite appalled,
And so told us to go get a room-O.

[Eilienen !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

Yukari glomped me.
"Shit! You surprised me."
"Hey~ Come and fuck me already~!"
I was already hard, I grabbed her up by her massive ass and sprint inside my cloud house, toss her on the bed, tear my clothes off and jump on top of her. Entwining my fingers with hers, I stick my tongue in her mouth.
"Nn...nn..."
With my eyes closed I swirl my tongue around her mouth again and again. It tastes so sweet and fantastic. I pull my lips away from hers, a bridge of saliva left in-between.
"God you're so fucking hot."
I pull her frilled collar down over her perfect mind melting breasts and nuzzle into them.
"Mmm...fuck, you're so fucking great"
I squeeze her breasts tightly while pinching her nipples.
"Ah!"
Like honey in my ears, I live for her sweet ecstatic moans. I slide a hand up a leg, tracing over her white stocking, running my fingers up her garter, then pulling down her white panties with the little infinity ribbon that I love so much. I rub her pussy lips, they're nice and wet.
"Time for you to get it just the way you love!"
I throw her over onto her stomach and lay on top of her, I join hands with her as I kiss the back of her neck
"I love you Yukari! I love you I love you I love you!"
Nuzzling into the back of her head just a bit more, I sit up and press my ravening beast up into her pussy, then slam back down on top of her.
"Mmmmfuck!" she moans, her eyes rolling and tongue lolling during the sweet burst of bliss.
I waste no time, mating pressing her as hard as I possibly can, the pleasure of rubbing my whole body up against her soft skin, velvet dress and beautiful golden hair is only half as good as her tight pussy strangling my cock. I want to enjoy this for as long as possible, I never want to stop.
"Fuck! Yukari! I fucking hated waiting through all the fucking shitty fucking bullshit now, nn, I get to fuck you just like I always wanted! God damnit! Fucking take this you bitch! You slut! You fucking whore! You put me through so much fucking bullshit! God you're so fucking great!"
My head was starting to go white, her moans were reaching a fever pitch
"Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!"
"I'm gonna cum, kiss the tip while I shoot right on target!"
Though Yukari's eyes are rolled back and she's in a deep trance, she does as I say, opening a gap in front of her mouth and giving the head of my cock a strong sucking kiss.
"Fuck! Yes! I love you! I love you! Yukari! I'm coming!"
I feel lightning strike strike through me and into her, a shower of warm golden light pouring over us, a deep shiver of temporarily fulfilled lust. I'm pressing tightly against her as we twitch in a prolonged orgasm.
"Mmmm... that was sweet..." Yukari huskily moans with a dazed look.
I pull out slowly, watching the cum ooze out of her awesome orifice, the sight of her sloppy sticky cunt has my dick as hard as ever. I'm desperate to get straight back to fucking but I want to do it entirely naked.
"Dress off."
Gaps appear all over her dress and it falls away from her, leaving me enjoying the glorious sight of her sticky sweaty ass, back, thighs. I nudge my tip against her asshole, poking and teasing her even though I can barely hold back myself.
"Mmmm! Put it in, Put it in!" the horny minx begs
"Hmm? What was that?" I tease, still prodding her tight backdoor.
"Ah! Eilienen! I love you! Please stick your thick hard cock around inside my naughty, naughty ass that's desperate for your love! Blank out my brains with a brutal assfuck! Fuck my ass please! I love you and I'll always be yours, forever and ever, Eiliene-nnnn!"
Before she finished saying my name I slammed my cock inside as hard as I could then starting pounding so recklessly I thought her ass was going to tear up.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Fuuuuck! Yesss!"
My own mind went completely blank as my hips starting moving on their own. It was SO good. Heaven couldn't match this, nothing could. We were in nirvana together.
"Ah! Ah! Ah!"
"Mm! Nnn! Guh!"
"Fuuuck! Harder!"
I lost my mind, our bodies seemed to melt together, our souls were one in exceedingly pleasurable fusion. I feel like I'm about to cum as she start twitching wildly, then screams in orgasm.
"I'm coming!"
Her torn up asshole clenches so tight my cum barely manages to escape, shooting out with such pressure if she was a normal woman I would blast holes in her rectum.
"FUCK! YES! KEEP SHOOTING! OH! FUCK! FUCK! YES! MMMM!"
The climax was so strong we both made an ahegao, I was still pounding into her automatically, still shooting cum after 10 seconds had passed, it felt like I would leave my entire life behind inside hers.
"Ohhh......"
As the frenzied orgasm came to an end I lay atop her, still inside, as we panted away for a minute, feeling warm and satisfied, holding hands.

Oh wait, you said poetry.

Roses are red, violets are blue.
Yukari Yakumo, I love you.

[Anonymous No.]

Yukari-sama
Please bother someone else
You are horrible

[Anonymous No.]

Yukari-sama
Please bother me a lot more
Hag love

[Anonymous No.]

roses are red, her clothes are purple
uh…
I want to give her a gentle purple nurple

does that count?

[Anonymous No.]

This is a story from this morning
Out of nowhere appeared dear Yukarin
She hopped out of her gap
I gave her the *plap* *plap*
And tomorrow we'll do it again

[Anonymous No.]

I don't mind if Yukari kills me, please make it as quick and painless as possible and gap my families memories so they aren't sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39294050
"I don't mind if Yukari kills me"
He said in this thread of poetry
Maybe one day we shall see
If you'll make good youkai feed

[Anonymous No.]

Gap hap looking at me
with all Gensokyou's moe,

Two pairs of saggy honkers,
erect like rocket launchers

But no Yukari, I won't marry you,
because you honestly look like a jew

written with the turco-persian poetry style of mesnevi

[Eilienen !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

The only thing I need
Non-stop steamy ecchi
With my sweet Yukari
Depositing my seed
In baby factory

[Anonymous No.]

shit thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>39294198
poetry type?

[Eilienen !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

Non-stop steamy ecchi
With my sweet Yukari
Depositing my seed
In baby factory
It's so good I must scream
"Sweetheart! Here comes the cream!"
>>39294274
Eilie-sex poetry, 6 lines, syllables, and words beginning with S.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39294202
The non-bard is expleting,
but my love remains unfleeting.
My quota ever meeting,
Yukar-in but seventeen words.

[Anonymous No.]

yukari told me she would rape me...kill me

[Eilienen !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

I'm still waiting for that first kiss
Hoping at last to have our tryst
Memories like colourless mist
Swallowed up like our fleeting bliss
The red lace wrapped around your wrist
A painful reminder of this:
"All things disappear into Abyss"
Will I prove it wrong with this witch?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh lady of violet my heart is aching,
But my fox allergies are quite deal breaking.
So true my love, my heart you'd get,
If only you had a different pet.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39293561
Why

[Eilienen !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

>>39311376
Because I exist.
>>39056511

[Anonymous No.]

yukari would probably laugh at your poems in both a mockingly and sweet way

[Anonymous No.]

What the

[Anonymous No.]

i want ran and yukari harem

[Anonymous No.]

Yu Yu Yu Yu Yukarin
Yu Yu Yu Yu Yukarin
Yu Yu Yu Yu Yukarin (take me home)
Yu Yu Yu Yu Yukarin
Yu Yu Yu Yu Yukarin
You've got me runnin' and a-hidin'
Runnin' and a-screamin'
Yukarin
Yu Yu Yu Yu Yukarin
Yu Yu Yu Yu Yukarin
Yu Yu Yu Yu Yukarin
Yu Yu Yu Yu Yukarin (take me home)
Yu Yu Yu Yu Yukarin
Yu Yu Yu Yu Yukarin
You've got me runnin' and a-hidin'
Runnin' and a-screamin'
Yukarin
Yu Yu Yu Yu Yukarin
I went to Genso
Wanna go home
Saw Yukarin
So I thought I'd take a chance
Yukarin, take me home
You've got me runnin' and a-hidin'
Runnin' and a screamin'
Yukarin
Yu Yu Yu Yu Yukarin
Tried Reimu
Tried Akyuu
Tried Sanae too
But she really wouldn't, do
Yukarin Yu Yu Yu Yu
Yukarin Yu Yu Yu Yu
You've got me runnin' and a-hidin'
Runnin' and a Screamin'
Yukarin

[Anonymous No.]

high quality thread, pls dont 404

[Anonymous No.]

>>39334341
Yukari Poetry will live on in our hearts.

[Eilienen !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

There's a girl called Yukari
She's the only one for me
But although she's my girlfriend
All of my dreams about her send
Me going fucking crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39293561
You curry?
I heard a voice say.
I shook my head
I hate spicy food.

[Eilienen !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

I'm a bird-of-paradise starving for a drop of milk
She, with hair as beautiful as golden silk
that girl, who I want all for me is
powered by the force of the will
of thirty-hundred-thousand spiral galaxies
and so, making her mine isn't easy

[Anonymous No.]

Here I sit broken hearted
Came to shit
But only farted

[Eilienen !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

Oh dear, what is that smell?
Just a bitch that'll burn in Hell
In shit he's going to be soaked in
Now come, bring another joke in
My heart isn't broken
That thing has never awoken

[Eilienen !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

damn my stupidity
nonresistance is key
even being friendly
with the enemy
would be better
than going gorilla

[Eilienen !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

Eternal love she promised me
Said I didn't have to worry
She had everything planned to eternity
Now because of my own stupidity
I'm just living with half-insanity
Wondering if she'll return to me
And if things will ever again be
So ever-lovingly sweet

[Anonymous No.]

[Eilienen !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

>>39366568
woah, hold on ran. *takes a dump on that kigurumi wearing brony* ok now lets bury it

[Eilienen !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

There's a brony that lives in my toilet
and every time I sit down to toil, it
opens its mouth up wide
and accepts my shit inside
*brap brap*
*plap plap*

[Anonymous No.]

hag love

[Anonymous No.]

Yukari-sama
Violet robes flutter through air
Majestic beauty