/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

You encounter an Asian foreign student who's about to run out of her student visa. She offers you 50,000 USD up front in exchange for a phony marriage lasting two years so she can get her permanent residency status at the end of it through you.

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

Immediately question her as to where she got the 50,000 USD from.

[Anonymous No.]

I do it. Why? Because I'm a greedy bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

Take the money, beat her to death, and say she was a spy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3906025

Accept the deal, go through the motions, make a quick joke about "consummating our marriage" after you've concluded your business with the justice of the peace, and either have a one night stand, pursue a genuine relationship, or simply go about your business as per usual depending on her reaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3906025
Ugly as sin and can't cook, right?

I'd still do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3906034
this

[Anonymous No.]

I'd do it.

[Anonymous No.]

I do it. I need the money for doujins and other such things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3906034
>>3906050
Most asian international students I know come from quite wealthy backgrounds. They will have to to have the money to study overseas.

[Anonymous No.]

For 50,000 USD? So long as I don't have to actually do anything other than nod my head and say yes to whatever questions Citizenship and Immigration Services ask, why the fuck not.

She can go live by herself for all I care.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd do it, I'd throw a marriage party to so I can get some toasters and make her pay for the whole thing too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3906122
You have to provide evidence to immigration to show that you two are really married. Usually that involves things like receipt for hotel booking for holiday for two, love letters, photos of two of you together acting like a couple and so on.

[Anonymous No.]

A business man from Nigeria offers you 50,000 USD to help with an inheritance issue.

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

For 50K Id let her support me for two years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3906184

Fuck yes, he's probably royalty or something, those types are always honest and trustworthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3906184
I bet he kills me. bad end.

[Anonymous No.]

Accept money

Black mail for more

[Anonymous No.]

I haggle her up to 55,000 USD, take the money, marry her, and spend it all on buying her gag gifts and sending hookers to her front door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3906172
Bullshit, the most you need to do is prove that you pay mortgage for the same house and got married. Maybe. Given the amount of loveless marriages in the US today, I'm pretty sure DHS won't give two shits if she's just using you for permanent residency status.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3906215
>rape every night knowing that if she does not let you she loses her visa

[Anonymous No.]

if you replace Asian with japanese... sure, why not? I'ld have two years to make that fake marriage into a real one, and if it doesn't work out in the end. at least I still got 50 grand and a 2 yr dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>3906215
When my dad tried to get me and my mum here she had to come up with evidence, even though I was like 8 years old already.

So she went to the consulate with a bag of mail from my dad over the years and they were convinced.

[Anonymous No.]

Being a foreign student myself, I pretend to be an american, take her 50 grand and denounce her to immigration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3906252

What are they going to check in the future, twitter messages and facebook postings?

[Anonymous No.]

So basically we would have a loveless, for-show marriage?

IT IS LIKE I AM GETTING A HEAD START

[Anonymous No.]

>>3906289
offer to have sex in front of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>3906289
I've heard of someone who went in with a stack of skype chat log printouts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3906022
stop spamming ur shitty board on ａ ｎ o ｎ t ａ ｌ ｋ . com ok thanks and a hav a good day

[Anonymous No.]

I tell her that this movie was shitty even among chick flicks and kick her in the cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

Sure is unoriginal around here.

>/jp/

Oh, right.

[Anonymous No.]

I own just about nothing, what with living in my mother's basement and all, so I wouldn't have to worry about her trying to rip me off with a divorce; I'd take the money under the condition that she finds her own place to live. Also, no hot dickings even if she's willing, because I'm not risking pregnancy (which might be what she's after). Promptly deposit the money in a bank account, to thwart any attempts at robbery she might try to pull. Get a better lock just in case.

Waifu fantasies aside, any /jp/ poster would probably act the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>she finds her own place to live
Immigration isn't that stupid, they can find that out fairly easily. You'll have to love together at the very least if not sleep in the same bed.

[Anonymous No.]

yes, provided we have prenup

[Anonymous No.]

I know that I speak for everyone on this board by saying:

YES!

[Anonymous No.]

Now how about if it was an Asian guy?

[Anonymous No.]

Do it, under three terms regardless of money:

She cannot divorce, I won't show up in court. she does not require to be with me. Lastly, maintain relationship friendly terms.

[Anonymous No.]

I would do it without a second thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3906703
This.

[Anonymous No.]

How old is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3910298
57

[Anonymous No.]

I'd do it. My parents did it except without the money. I don't know if I would stay with her like my parents did but I don't think I would lose anything.