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Walk in, see this, what do?

>> No.3896092

Go back to /b/.

>> No.3896095


>> No.3896096

Scold you for terrible grammar.

>> No.3896097

"Oh, I thought this was the young womens' dressing room but I guess I was wrong."

>> No.3896099

That depends, where am I walking into to see this?

>> No.3896107

I beg her not to gap me into Gensokyo to serve as finger food for whatever Youkai she decided to feed

>> No.3896109

this gap, it was made for me

>> No.3896116

rape the maids

>> No.3896127

"so, what does your waifu look like underneath her frilly dress" thread?

>> No.3896133

She obviously knew I was coming, so she got in that pose and clothes on purpose. So I'd put on my sly face and say "I thought I walked into the wrong room, but it looks like I was right."

>> No.3896135

pour my thick sperm inside her womb

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What frilly dress?

>> No.3896146


forehead genitalia

>> No.3896148

Hey Yukari, please open the gap now!

>> No.3896163

it's sad when older girls try to squeeze into their old school clothes to see if they still fit

>> No.3896174


>> No.3896177

Tell her that old hags shouldn't wear school swimsuits

>> No.3896180

yukari you are an elder yokai. put those away. no one wants to see them.

>> No.3896185

I'd her gap, if you know what I mean

>> No.3896190
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Oh. Sorry. Are we going swimming? You might want to buy a new bathing suit, in that case, that one doesn't seem to fit. Well, be sure not to go to the pool right after supper.

>> No.3896196


since when has she ever been that chunky?

>> No.3896202

Turn 1080 degrees and walk away.

>> No.3896203

be a pussy, say sorry, and walk away.
don't fucking kid yourself you know it.

>> No.3896207

Ask her why she, who is a old fat hag, is trying to squeeze into such a small swimsuit.

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>this thread

>> No.3896225


mother daughter swim meet at Ran's school

>> No.3896236

Stare, pardon myself, tell her i think it looks good, walk away, and hope she drags me back for sex.

>> No.3896243

Walk in, say sorry, walk out.

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Walk in, see this, stare, close door.
Darkness: Call police.

>> No.3896271

all of those waffles have to go somewhere don't they yukari?

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You know you want it.

>> No.3896288

You are old. Get over it.

>> No.3896300

Wonder where that full-body mirror came from, as I don't have one in my room. Also, consider scrawling a few wards and Elder signs, as I'm not sure I want Yog Sothoth dropping by to use my room as a dressing room while I'm away. That's awfully impolite, after all.

>> No.3896325

tell her that she is the sexiest thing I ever saw

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But Anon-kun~♥ Pleeeeeeease?

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Does the great fox spirit not satisfy you? How ungrateful of you.
Did she hesitate for a moment to lean her mouth in between your legs to please you when you as much as hinted at it? I think not.

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H-h-helen....I...ah...do not know....w...what you're t--t AH! talking about!

>> No.3896508

So I heard there was a Toohoo eroge.


>> No.3896515

Honk the hag horn.

>> No.3896527


dem eyebrows

>> No.3896566

I think it's somewhere on THP's 18+

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Oh, I'm certain you do.
Perhaps you should be more grateful. After all, how do you know it is you she thinks of when she pleases you? You, and not something else...

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Of course she thinks of me! Who else in Gensokyo or the world could surpass my beauty!?

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Beauty isn't everything.

>> No.3896673

silly yukari, you were born old

>> No.3896682
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YOU LIE!!!! Everyone in Gensokyo would love to bed me! Both women and men!!!!

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Can you give her anything which compares to the sensation of well-fried tofu melting on her tongue?

>> No.3896724

I could.

>> No.3896742

Why would I want to sleep with a 1,200+ old gap youkai that may or may not feed on humans? Sure you're pretty but to hell with that Yukari.

>> No.3896755

obviously not IN gensokyo.

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My love juices taste better than any tofu could ever hope to dream!

>> No.3896792

...while i don't have anything against yukari, the thought of that really disgusts me for some reason...

>> No.3896804

Uh huh....

>> No.3896809
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Even knowing that....you could never resist me. No man ever has.

>> No.3896853

That guy's drawings are amazing.

>> No.3896871


>> No.3896872
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I'd rather see you in a wedding dress and with a ring on your finger, Lady Yukari.

Marry me, you old woman!

>> No.3896874

It's amazing, but a bit too 3D for my tastes.

>> No.3896875

I'm 3 penguins in a man suit.

>> No.3896956

why do you have tears in your eyes yukari?

>> No.3896962

I would have Ran in that dress instead.

>> No.3896974

toss a bag of cocaine at her

>> No.3896985

Turn 360 degrees and walk out.

>> No.3896993 [DELETED] 

stop spamming ur shitty board on a n o n t a l k . com ok thanks and a hav a good day

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I don't usually date 17-year-olds, but I'd make an exception for Yukari-sama.

>> No.3897020

And paintings are just traces from what your eyes see ROFL xD

>> No.3897038 [DELETED] 

stop spamming ur shitty board on a n o n t a l k . com ok thanks and a hav a good day

>> No.3897066

"God dammit you divided by zero didn't you Yukari?"

Then facepalm and walk out of the room.

Then I run away, fast

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>Toss a bag of cocaine at her

To use street vernacular...your shit's pretty wack, Anonymous.

She keeps in touch with Eirin, who sells blow like ordinary candy shops sell chocolate. I'm thinking that she'd toss your cheap, adulterated powder in the garbage, and then give you some heroin to mainline.

>> No.3897207

Fuck off Arc

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>> No.3897229


Don't be mad that Gensokyo has way better drugs than you'll ever get.

I can't afford to go there right now. I'd spend three days snorting white lines until my eyes rolled back in my head. You think I'm bad now? You don't want to be around me when I'm on a coke-fueled bender. I'd have to stay in my room for all three days.

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>> No.3897267

Wow, that's the Devil May Cry anime? What the fuck did they do to my Dante?

>> No.3897296


made him FABULOUS, ofc

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>> No.3897334

what the hell Arc.
I though I knew you better.

>> No.3897338


Everyone thinks they know me.

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>> No.3897360

I don't. But if I did we could be friends!
I think thats needless actually the devil may cry anime was bad though still avoid it.

>> No.3897370


>implying that friendship is possible on /jp/

>> No.3897378

So tsundere

>> No.3897380
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Friendship is always possible as long as you try hard enough!

>> No.3897387

I'm 12

>> No.3897398

Now take off your clothes and I'll show you the power of friendship.

>> No.3897400


Certainly, but 4chan is not a place where friendships can be made, at least in the usual sense. This goes double for /jp/.

>> No.3897423

friendship, rather kinship on /jp/ is the desire to rape the same woman.

>> No.3897439

Wanna rape dis Anon.

>> No.3897503

What are you saying? You just want a friend don't you?

I could be your friend, Arc.

>> No.3897549



Are you sure you're not saying that just to cut my tender flesh with your knife?

>> No.3897597

so, i have to be unwilling?

oh stop tempting us, soft, succulent flesh..

>> No.3897601

I'd never do such a thing to a friend, I'm not that mean.

Maybe a little, but you won't die from it. I promise.

>> No.3899162

so randum xD

>> No.3899634

Not really.

I was mostly serious when I said I'd be Arc's friend, I've always liked Arc. But when I get a response like that I couldn't resist but to joke a tad.

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