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Walk in, see this, what do?

>> No.3896092

>>3896086
Go back to /b/.

>> No.3896095

<---/b/

>> No.3896096

Scold you for terrible grammar.

>> No.3896097

"Oh, I thought this was the young womens' dressing room but I guess I was wrong."

>> No.3896099

>>3896086
That depends, where am I walking into to see this?

>> No.3896107

I beg her not to gap me into Gensokyo to serve as finger food for whatever Youkai she decided to feed

>> No.3896109

this gap, it was made for me

>> No.3896116

rape the maids

>> No.3896127

"so, what does your waifu look like underneath her frilly dress" thread?

>> No.3896133

She obviously knew I was coming, so she got in that pose and clothes on purpose. So I'd put on my sly face and say "I thought I walked into the wrong room, but it looks like I was right."

>> No.3896135

pour my thick sperm inside her womb

>> No.3896140
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>>3896127

What frilly dress?

>> No.3896146

>>3896140

forehead genitalia

>> No.3896148

Hey Yukari, please open the gap now!

>> No.3896163

it's sad when older girls try to squeeze into their old school clothes to see if they still fit

>> No.3896174

I WOULD DO HER HARD

>> No.3896177

Tell her that old hags shouldn't wear school swimsuits

>> No.3896180

yukari you are an elder yokai. put those away. no one wants to see them.

>> No.3896185

I'd her gap, if you know what I mean

>> No.3896190
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3896190

Oh. Sorry. Are we going swimming? You might want to buy a new bathing suit, in that case, that one doesn't seem to fit. Well, be sure not to go to the pool right after supper.

>> No.3896196

>>3896086

since when has she ever been that chunky?

>> No.3896202

Turn 1080 degrees and walk away.

>> No.3896203

be a pussy, say sorry, and walk away.
don't fucking kid yourself you know it.

>> No.3896207

>>3896086
Ask her why she, who is a old fat hag, is trying to squeeze into such a small swimsuit.

>> No.3896215
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3896215

>this thread

>> No.3896225

>>3896207

mother daughter swim meet at Ran's school

>> No.3896236

Stare, pardon myself, tell her i think it looks good, walk away, and hope she drags me back for sex.

>> No.3896243

>>3896086
Walk in, say sorry, walk out.

>> No.3896259
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3896259

Walk in, see this, stare, close door.
Darkness: Call police.

>> No.3896271

all of those waffles have to go somewhere don't they yukari?

>> No.3896284
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3896284

>>3896146

You know you want it.

>> No.3896288

You are old. Get over it.

>> No.3896300

Wonder where that full-body mirror came from, as I don't have one in my room. Also, consider scrawling a few wards and Elder signs, as I'm not sure I want Yog Sothoth dropping by to use my room as a dressing room while I'm away. That's awfully impolite, after all.

>> No.3896325

tell her that she is the sexiest thing I ever saw

>> No.3896415
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>>3896300
But Anon-kun~♥ Pleeeeeeease?

>> No.3896437
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3896437

>>3896415

Does the great fox spirit not satisfy you? How ungrateful of you.
Did she hesitate for a moment to lean her mouth in between your legs to please you when you as much as hinted at it? I think not.

>> No.3896484
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3896484

>>3896437
H-h-helen....I...ah...do not know....w...what you're t--t AH! talking about!

>> No.3896508

So I heard there was a Toohoo eroge.

Links?

>> No.3896515

Honk the hag horn.

>> No.3896527

>>3896086

dem eyebrows

>> No.3896566

>>3896508
I think it's somewhere on THP's 18+

>> No.3896598
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3896598

>>3896484

Oh, I'm certain you do.
Perhaps you should be more grateful. After all, how do you know it is you she thinks of when she pleases you? You, and not something else...

>> No.3896621
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>>3896598
Of course she thinks of me! Who else in Gensokyo or the world could surpass my beauty!?

>> No.3896640
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3896640

>>3896621

Beauty isn't everything.

>> No.3896673

silly yukari, you were born old

>> No.3896682
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>>3896640
YOU LIE!!!! Everyone in Gensokyo would love to bed me! Both women and men!!!!

>> No.3896709
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3896709

>>3896682

Can you give her anything which compares to the sensation of well-fried tofu melting on her tongue?

>> No.3896724

>>3896709
I could.

>> No.3896742

>>3896682
Why would I want to sleep with a 1,200+ old gap youkai that may or may not feed on humans? Sure you're pretty but to hell with that Yukari.

>> No.3896755

>>3896742
obviously not IN gensokyo.

>> No.3896783
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3896783

>>3896709
My love juices taste better than any tofu could ever hope to dream!

>> No.3896792

>>3896783
...while i don't have anything against yukari, the thought of that really disgusts me for some reason...

>> No.3896804

>>3896755
Uh huh....

>> No.3896809
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3896809

>>3896742
Even knowing that....you could never resist me. No man ever has.

>> No.3896853

>>3896809
That guy's drawings are amazing.

>> No.3896871

>>3896853
*traces

>> No.3896872
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3896872

I'd rather see you in a wedding dress and with a ring on your finger, Lady Yukari.

Marry me, you old woman!

>> No.3896874

>>3896853
It's amazing, but a bit too 3D for my tastes.

>> No.3896875

>>3896809
I'm 3 penguins in a man suit.

>> No.3896956

>>3896809
why do you have tears in your eyes yukari?

>> No.3896962

>>3896872
I would have Ran in that dress instead.

>> No.3896974

toss a bag of cocaine at her

>> No.3896985

Turn 360 degrees and walk out.

>> No.3896993 [DELETED] 

>>3896083
stop spamming ur shitty board on a n o n t a l k . com ok thanks and a hav a good day

>> No.3897012
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3897012

I don't usually date 17-year-olds, but I'd make an exception for Yukari-sama.

>> No.3897020

>>3896871
And paintings are just traces from what your eyes see ROFL xD

>> No.3897038 [DELETED] 

>>3896083
stop spamming ur shitty board on a n o n t a l k . com ok thanks and a hav a good day

>> No.3897066

"God dammit you divided by zero didn't you Yukari?"

Then facepalm and walk out of the room.

Then I run away, fast

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3897165

>>3896974
>>3896974

>Toss a bag of cocaine at her

To use street vernacular...your shit's pretty wack, Anonymous.

She keeps in touch with Eirin, who sells blow like ordinary candy shops sell chocolate. I'm thinking that she'd toss your cheap, adulterated powder in the garbage, and then give you some heroin to mainline.

>> No.3897207

>>3897165
Fuck off Arc

>> No.3897219

>>3897165
AAAAARRRCCCHHHLLIIGGGHHHTTT!!!

>> No.3897226
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3897226

>>3897219
JUDGEMENT:
DEATH

>> No.3897229

>>3897207

Don't be mad that Gensokyo has way better drugs than you'll ever get.

I can't afford to go there right now. I'd spend three days snorting white lines until my eyes rolled back in my head. You think I'm bad now? You don't want to be around me when I'm on a coke-fueled bender. I'd have to stay in my room for all three days.

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>>3897226

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>> No.3897267

>>3897247
Wow, that's the Devil May Cry anime? What the fuck did they do to my Dante?

>> No.3897296

>>3897267

made him FABULOUS, ofc

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>> No.3897334

>>3897296
>ofc
what the hell Arc.
I though I knew you better.

>> No.3897338

>>3897334

Everyone thinks they know me.

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>>3896086

>> No.3897360

>>3897338
I don't. But if I did we could be friends!
>>3897267
I think thats needless actually the devil may cry anime was bad though still avoid it.

>> No.3897370

>>3897360

>implying that friendship is possible on /jp/

>> No.3897378

>>3897370
So tsundere

>> No.3897380
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>>3897370
Friendship is always possible as long as you try hard enough!

>> No.3897387

>>3897370
I'm 12

>> No.3897398

>>3897380
Now take off your clothes and I'll show you the power of friendship.

>> No.3897400

>>3897380

Certainly, but 4chan is not a place where friendships can be made, at least in the usual sense. This goes double for /jp/.

>> No.3897423

friendship, rather kinship on /jp/ is the desire to rape the same woman.

>> No.3897439

>>3897423
Wanna rape dis Anon.

>> No.3897503

>>3897400
What are you saying? You just want a friend don't you?

I could be your friend, Arc.

>> No.3897549

>>3897503

>nanaya

Are you sure you're not saying that just to cut my tender flesh with your knife?

>> No.3897597

>>3897439
so, i have to be unwilling?

>>3897549
oh stop tempting us, soft, succulent flesh..

>> No.3897601

>>3897549
I'd never do such a thing to a friend, I'm not that mean.

Maybe a little, but you won't die from it. I promise.

>> No.3899162

>>3897601
so randum xD

>> No.3899634

>>3899162
Not really.

I was mostly serious when I said I'd be Arc's friend, I've always liked Arc. But when I get a response like that I couldn't resist but to joke a tad.

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