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3883419 No.3883419 [Reply] [Original]

Would you date Tewi?

>> No.3883420

I don't date sluts.

>> No.3883428

Yes. I date her to 1300 BC.

>> No.3883429

Worst Touhou.

>> No.3883438
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3883438

As long as I get to ram it into dat bunny ass.

>> No.3883442

>>3883438
you fucking pedophile

>> No.3883455

>>3883442
Quit projecting your own lust for children onto me, heathen.

>> No.3883462

>>3883438

I call dibs first.

>> No.3883465

Tewi will end up robbing you of everything except your virginity

>> No.3883485
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>>3883462
You wanna fight?

>> No.3883575
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>>3883442
not this shit again

also, yes, like the angry fist of the north star

>> No.3883577

Yeah, she's pretty cute.

>> No.3883590

no, spoiled little bitch

>> No.3883593

>>3883590
I want to spoil her.

>> No.3883611

>>3883593
I want to spank her.

>> No.3883628
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>>3883611
I think I would too actually. But I'd make sure she knows I love her at the same time.
She probably wouldn't mind a little パンing every now and then.

>> No.3883629

>>3883611
I want to pour my thick sperm inside her womb

>> No.3883640

>>3883629
This is getting too abstract.

>> No.3883644

It'd be an invitation to be trolled IRL.
But why the hell not.

>> No.3883650

>>3883640
I want to tear her a second cunt with my mighty cock

>> No.3883652

>>3883593
the only thing I'd spoil is her diaper

>> No.3883660
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>>3883650
She's waiting for it.

>> No.3883662

>>3883660

Fakepucco, so good.

>> No.3883677

>>3883662
Even the scat?

>> No.3883948

>>3883677

I love his scat pics, also delicious hairy armpit Miku.

>> No.3883961

interesting, legal, etc.

we've been doing this for months, you'd think we'd have a chance to date a new touhou.

>> No.3884000

Date her? I hardly even know her!

>> No.3885640

Yes, and I'd take her to McDonald's like you see in the pic.

Actually, I wouldn't. I'm too poor to even afford the Mac. ;_;

>> No.3885646

>>3885640
It's okay, Anonymous, I can spot you some money!

>> No.3885658
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3885658

The question is, would Tewi date me? And the answer is no. No she would not.

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>> No.3885665
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3885665

Cannon Tewi is nice to humans unless you're invading Eientei or trying to attack her.

I'd do my best to let her have a good time.

Who knows what might happen.

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3885666

You people are way too late to the Tewi bandwagon.
I'm already celebrating my second anniversary with her at Japanese Disney world.

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3885681

No I wouldn't date Tewi. But I'd double date with Reisen, as long as you keep your hands off anon.

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