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A girl walks up to you with a grin on her face.

"Baka! Baka, baka, baka, baka, baka, baka, baka! I speak Japanese and you don't know what I just said!"

What do you do?

>> No.388072

post about it on /jp/

>> No.388073

Hit her.

>> No.388075

Is she cute or fat?

>> No.388076

Hit her

>> No.388078

Hit her.

>> No.388079

Hit her in the face

>> No.388074

Not give a shit.

>> No.388083

>>388068
J-JAM IT IN!

>> No.388087

barrel roll

or eye roll

>> No.388088

>>388068
That doesn't make any fucking sense. Also rage because you posted retarded shit along with a picture of Rin.

>> No.388092

Yeah, I would also go for the "Hit her in the face" option.

>> No.388096

>>388088 Also rage because you posted retarded shit along with a picture of Kaleido Ruby.
Fixed

>> No.388100

Fate/hollow ataraxia was terrible.

>> No.388110

URUSAI, ONNA

>> No.388291

Rape the Maids

>> No.388299

>>388100

Really? Fucking Type-Moon...

>> No.388302

>>388100
NO U

>> No.388305

>>388100
2/10

>> No.388313

>>388068

Jama da. Kiero, keshizumi ni suru zo.

>> No.388329

I start singing Odenpa Love Girl

>> No.388343

Still no genuflect?

>> No.388351

Rape the maids.

>> No.388357

>>388068
[X] The lake

>> No.388361

>>388343

i would probably genuflect

>> No.388362

>>388068
[X]Moonwalk

>> No.388382

Iie, Boku wa wakarimasu desu yo,
Urusai baka onna

>> No.388388

>>388382

How would one alter that last line into "silence, traitorous pig whore?"

>> No.388394

I go listen to some emo music, because apparently I'm in jr. high again.

>> No.388395

>>388388
>traitorous pig whore

is beyond my current vocabulary,

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>>388382

>> No.388412

>>388329
seconded

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>> No.388442

Watashi wa Kira dess.

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And for the lulz

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>> No.388461

>>388458
Haha, oh wow.

>> No.388463

I love this thread.

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>>388329

Mukii~!

>> No.388465

say something back to her in japanese

or just kick her in the face.

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>> No.388477

Punch in the throat, shit in her mouth, then start yelling: "Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! I speak English and you don't know what I just said!"

Then we'd make sweet, passionate love all night. When the kids find the body in the dumpster, they'll be scarred for life.

>> No.388501

where does I get this doujin

>> No.388506

Seeing as how I'm Japanese, I'd go 'クソ外人wwww。'

>> No.388503

>>388501
Usual place, if you don't know then GTFO newfag

>> No.388623

>>388503
404 - Not Found
lulz

>> No.388640

>>388623
If I say Animal Land

>> No.388699

>>388640
I just went there and it's 404 - Not Found

>> No.388700

>>388699
Your problem

>> No.388736
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388736

I haven't been to Gaku Gaku in a while. Why are all the doujins I've tried giving me a 404?

>> No.388740

>>388736
Because you touch yourself at night

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>>388744
Haha, of course it would be right there. Thanks, sorry about that.

>> No.388744

>>388736
Read front page.

>> No.388750

>>388746 sorry
GTFO

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388754

I probably rape her, and then hold a knife to her throat. The last thing she'd see is my horrific grin as I lean in and utter the last word's she'd ever hear as blood gushed from her mangled jugular.

KEIKAKU DOORI.

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>>388750
Huh?

>> No.388766

>>388754
Hahaha, oh wow.

>> No.388769

俺を殺すしかない。

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