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3854048 No.3854048 [Reply] [Original]

The time has come again, /jp/.

Big, small, or medium?

>> No.3854054

B cup

>> No.3854055

I think she only reads big books. I'm sure she's already finished and memorized the small ones that would interest her.

>> No.3854062
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You be the judge.

>> No.3854064

between A and B.

>> No.3854068

You will never see, touch, or taste Patchouli's boobs. ^_^

>> No.3854077
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Small/nonexistant

Patchery is a loli character after all!

>> No.3854095

Nonexistant.
Patchy doesn't have breasts.
It's better that way.

>> No.3854112

Squishy >> not squishy

>> No.3854115

Variable depending upon the viewer, much like Silent Hill's Otherworld.

>> No.3854119
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Delicious brown Tewi.

>> No.3854122

>>3854048
Paradox size..
She never comes out, so noone is able to see her. So lets waste some huge tits on her..

>> No.3854128

>>3854119
Delicious brown loli, with blonde hair, and transparent black dres.. HELL YEAH!!

>> No.3854131

>>3854115
>>3854122
I believe the term is "Schroedinger's Boobs". You won't know until you see them what size they are, but you will never see them.

>> No.3854133

>>3854128
Actually, since regular Tewi has black hair and light skin, Maruchira's Tewi has white hair. She's the inverse, after all.

>> No.3854144

big

>> No.3854146

>>3854131
>Schroedinger's Boobs

Schroedinger was a reverse trap?

>> No.3854151

>>3854146
Yes, or no.

>> No.3854154

You'll never fucking know do to her dress and book.

>> No.3854169

Stop making another Yue. Patchouli has huge, beautiful stonking tits.

>> No.3854187
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patchy is loli, loli is patchy

>> No.3854189

Deliciously flat, of course.

>> No.3854850
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Small and medium are good.
Too big is disgusting.

>> No.3854868

They are soft and voluminous, just like her clothes.

>> No.3854882

>>3854048
>Big, small, or medium?
[x] Big

And anybody that disagrees obviously haven't read that Patchouli milk doujin. Also, you wont find a bigger fan of DFC on /jp/. I just don't think all Touhous should have DFC because it would make DFC too common.

And to the flat Patchouli fags, do you want to plummet the DFC market? Shame on you.

>> No.3854884

Medium.
Maybe a centimeter or two larger than Sakuya. Except we'll never know that.

Because Sakuya wears pads.

>> No.3854888

>>3854882
DFC inflation has caused the gensokyo economy to plummet.

>> No.3854889
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3854889

Flat, flat, smooth and flat.
Or, well, at least small. She does seem to fit the unemotional loli stereotype quite well and even for ZUN-art she looks small
>>3854169
Yue is a Patchy lookalike, for what that's worth.

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>>3854882

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>>3854888

>> No.3854897

I say big, just because so few Touhous have big tits.

>> No.3854900
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>> No.3854901

>>3854882
Because, obviously, if a fan made a comic about it, it must be true.

>> No.3854903
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>>3854882

>> No.3854910
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Glorious hidden treasures.

>> No.3854919

>>3854901
This is not a question about true or false, this was a question about preference.

>> No.3854920
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>> No.3854925
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>> No.3854929
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>> No.3854930

>>3854062
/r/ sauce

>> No.3854932
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>> No.3854934
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>> No.3854939

I like to think that there are two Patchies, one with a delicious flat chest and the other one with huge breasts to give you the most amazing paizuri.

>> No.3854952
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>> No.3854974

>>3854952
Did she fall from the steplatter? Someone help her up. ;_;

>> No.3854977

>>3854939
all patchies exist in a quantum state of uncertainty until she puts her book down and changes her dress.

Neither of which seems likely.

>> No.3854979

>>3854974
I will help her so hard she won't have to worry about getting up

>> No.3854980

>>3854974
Isn't it clear from her expression that she's being cornered by someone. Marisa has probably come to collect some taxes. If you know what I mean.

>> No.3854986

>>3854882
I want patchy to be DFC.
I also want Yukari to be DFC.
That doesn't mean I want all of the Touhous to have DFC.

>> No.3855000
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3855000

big tits Patchy. Lurking underneath that gown are two soft, bouncy, bountiful breasts filled with milk.

>> No.3855002

She's the only one that I like with any size

>> No.3855003

>>3854974
I don't think falling from a stepladder destroys your clothing like that.

>> No.3855005
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>>3854986
>I also want Yukari to be DFC.
Yukari DFC?

What next are you going to tell me you want Yuyuko and Letty to be DFC. Again, why are you flooding the DFC market? Doing such only leads to inflation.

>> No.3855008

Small - medium

>> No.3855009

>>3855005
Loli Yukari would actually be pretty cool

>> No.3855010

>>3855005
>That doesn't mean I want all of the Touhous to have DFC.
Nitori has huge breasts and I will stay by that claim.
And the sluts, I don't care about them much.
Though, I do want to see more Yuyuko DFC.

>> No.3855011

>>3855009
Correction, any Yukari would be good. But that doesn't make it right.

>> No.3855012

Shut-in librarian = big. Always.

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>>3855010
>I do want to see more Yuyuko DFC
Control yourself man. Your pedo is showing.

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>>3855020

>> No.3855030

>>3855012
This is true.

>> No.3855034

They're all DFC to B cup in my imagination. There's no such thing as a Hag in my version of Gensokyo.

>> No.3855038

just right

>> No.3855039
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>>3855034
>There's no such thing as a Hag in my version of Gensokyo.
I have some news for you.

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>>3855012
Personality-wise she doesn't fit the stereotype though. And besides, she just happens to live in a library.
I stick by my opinion that she belongs in the emotionless loli category.

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>>3855030
>>3855012
Stop playing so many generic dating sims.

>> No.3855053

>>3855045
>I-it's not that a like living in you or anything... Library! You just happen to be all I have...!

>> No.3855062
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This is the size I like
Budding?

>> No.3855066

>>3855053
Not that she'd want to live anywhere else, and even if she did that place would turn into a library since she owns so many books. I guess what I'm saying is that she's not the library's librarian, the library is her personal collection of books.

>> No.3855071

The best patchy has big boobs and a big dick.

>> No.3855075

I didn't mean to say librarian. But she is a shut-in bookworm who doesn't deal with other people. She can't even breathe properly, which just adds to that.

And that's why I like her. And that's why she needs tits.

>> No.3855088

>>3855075
>And that's why she needs tits.
That's completly unrelated

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>>3855047
You stupid fuck, Patchouli is not that tsundere (deadpan-esque) loli from Negima.

Seriously, if Yue never existed none of you would be making this case that Patchouli should be DFC. Way to demonstrate your secondary faggotry by trying to turn Patchouli into a second-rate Yue clone.

>> No.3855098

>>3855089
What. I do like Patchouli with large breasts, but you're making no sense and I can see why someone else would like her with a flat chest without caring about Negima.

>> No.3855115

>>3855098
That wasn't the reception I was expecting. I wanted to see people get frustrated. Oh well.

>> No.3855197

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU JAYPEE?
THE SMALLER THE TITS, THE BETTER.
THIS IS A RULE. A RULE MADE OF IRON AND LOLI AND AWESOME.

>> No.3855198

>>3855012
>>3855012
>>3855012
>>3855012
>>3855012

THIS

>> No.3855216

>>3854048
G cup

>> No.3855236

>>3855197
>Lolicon is legion. Lulz!

>> No.3855268

For those of you who want Yuyuko to have DFC, just remember: there's nothing saying that she couldn't have had DFC at some point. Either her younger self, or manipulating the Border of Large and Small, could have led to this.

>> No.3855277

>>3855268
I think you mean Yukari.

For those of you who want anyone to have tits of any size, just remember: ZUN's drawings of anything are about as accurate as stick figures and whomever you want can have a rack as large as you want.

>> No.3855284

>>3855197
>WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU JAYPEE?
Weekend. Troll threads like this one plus the usual faggots.

>> No.3855309

>>3855284
/jp/ is always like this. In fact, with people other than neets posting, there are finally some threads about actual /jp/ content.

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>>3855197
>>3855284
Same person senses are tingling.

Had you read this thread instead of posting "loli is legion xD" you would have noticed that most Anons preferred DFC but didn't want every Touhou to have DFC because it would destroy its value. I personally like blond hair, but do you see me saying every Touhou should have blond hair?

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>> No.3855331

>>3855309
Your opinion is void because you're a crazy faggot.
>>3855323
All measurement threads are troll threads. No exceptions regardless of content or answers.

>> No.3855346

>>3855323
How very clever of you, screaming "lol samefag!" like that when-
>Anons preferred DFC but didn't want every Touhou to have DFC
Was obviously but one anon posting multiple times.

>> No.3855349

>>3855346
Oh, you're just a troll. You almost had me there.

>> No.3855352

She pads her bra.

>> No.3855361

You DFC lovers are an amusing bunch.

>> No.3855369
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'Cuz her waist is small and her curves are kickin', I'm thinkin' 'bout stickin'.

>> No.3855374

American OP justifying the existence of his shitty thread and trying to get more posts?
It's more likely than you think.

>> No.3855378

Medium

>> No.3855380
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patchy owns

>> No.3855381

>>3855361
I prefer DFC, but I like my Patchoulis healthy. The greatest joy in the Touhou-verse for me would be the privilege of laying down on Patchouli's lap while she breast-feeds me. See: >>3854900

>> No.3855394

>>3855381
I like both DFC and healthy (inb4 that idort shit) but some of you DFC lovers are as bad as bible thumpers trying to shove their religion down people's throats. Can't we all just get along?

>> No.3855397

>>3854939
this

>> No.3855399

>>3855394
No.

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>>3855399
Then war it shall be.

>> No.3855412
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Patch is not loli.

>> No.3855416

>>3855412
Thats not Patchy

>> No.3855419

>>3855406
Just shut up, OP.

>> No.3855421

>>3855416
Yes it is.

>> No.3855425

>>3855421
>hurr

>> No.3855433

>>3855425
>Durr there's ghosts floating around so it must be Yuyuko, rite? Hurrr I've never finished PCB with Sakuya durrr

>> No.3855439

>>3855394
All the fags that somehow have the pathological need to secure their sexuality on an anonymous imageboard are terrible posters. No exceptions.

>> No.3855441

>>3855412
reported

>> No.3855444

>>3855433
Well, shit, touche.
I must have beaten PCB with the other Sakuya then.

>> No.3855447
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>>3855444
I guess so!

>> No.3855453

>>3855444
its actually marisa's ending

>> No.3855459
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>>3855447
Although, now that I think about it, there is an identical image in Marisa's ending, if I recall correctly, that is supposed to show Yuyuko.

ZUN recycling ending images?

>> No.3855460

>>3855412
None of the touhous have breasts that fucken saggy.
Just the billowing clothes, that's all.

>> No.3855465

>>3854062

Is this the same doujin that has Yukari in it?

>> No.3855484
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>>3855459
>implying I know what I'm talking about

>> No.3855493

>>3854882
>>3854895
>>3854900
I DEMAND TO KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND THIS DOUJIN

>> No.3855502

>>3855493

[Homuraya] Patchun! Milk

If you are able to, would you provide source on >>3854062

>> No.3855504

>>3855484
u so trol

>> No.3855520

>>3855502
http://www.mediafire.com/?2ymgzxzynyw

>> No.3855532

nonexistent

>> No.3855545

>>3855520

What circle made this? I remember there being one with Yukari, Patchy and (maybe) Yuyuko.

>> No.3855553

>>3855425
You do NOT know what hurr means. Please stop using it inappropriately.

>> No.3855565

>>3855502
thanks

>> No.3855584

>>3855553
>durr

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3855599

like this

>> No.3855673

>>3855599
it actually took me a second before i noticed the bookmarks in her hand

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