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>> No.385081

Gensokyo has left me in despair.

>> No.385086
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>>385081

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Too tired for anything much more than image dump...

>> No.385100

>>385076
DO IT NO ONE LOVES YOU!!

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>> No.385116

>>385115
ow nutbladder

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>>385121

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>> No.385143
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>>385131

Shanghai Hijack!

>> No.385141

>>385131
Isn't it sad, Sac- er Alice?

>> No.385147

Why is there so many pics of Alice? No one cares about Alice!

>> No.385149
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>> No.385161

>>385152
>>385158
She'd just come right back anyway. lol youkai.

>> No.385152
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.385153

>>385143
fuck yeah shanghai

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>> No.385169

>>385152
This is the moment I've been waiting for.

With Shiki-like speed, I plunge my knife through her back and out her chest. It's soft. Incredibly soft. How can a girl's body be this soft? Are we really so different?

The knife slides through her flesh and peeks out between her ribs. Red pours out of her breast.

"A... Anonymous...?"

She doesn't even scream. Instead, like one of the dolls on the shelf above her bed, her face becomes neutral, unnatural. Her eyes focus on some far away place.

"Anonymous... I... I love...y--"

She falls to the ground.

>> No.385170

Anthill thread

>> No.385178
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385178

ALICE. STOP THAT, THAT'S GROSS. PUT THAT DOWN. GOD DAMN IT ALICE, WASH THOSE FILTHY HANDS OF YOURS.

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You can't keep this charade up forever, Alice. Turn another hundred years, maybe less, and Marisa will be dead. What'cha going to do then?

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>> No.385188

>>385178

Son of a bitch...

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>>385179

>> No.385191

>>385179
No, no, we don't do that. Bad anonymous.

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>>385170

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>> No.385200

>>385179What'cha going to do then
see>>385076

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>> No.385218

>>385214

*squeeze*

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FAPPING AT THE SPEED OF DANMAKU

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>> No.385227

>>385222
So you're fapping very, very, very slowly?

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>> No.385236

>>385227

With a few pairs of extra hands helping.

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>>385222

>> No.385245

>>385227
But with complex and beautiful patterns

>> No.385248

>>385076
Jump<snap>.

-BAD END-

>> No.385252

>>385248
Oh god! Shanghai stopped moving!

>> No.385263

>>385252
VICTORY!

>> No.385264

>>385245
Suddenly I think of "Oh hello everyone, I just elegantly fapped to this" (Picture of Marisa-sama ga Miteru)

"How do you do that"

"extend your pinky"

>> No.385271

Now if someone could play any Final fantasy end of combat music...

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Pinky, ow.

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A..Anonymous?....

>> No.385288

SUDDENLY I FEEL TIRED OF POSTING IMAGES

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>> No.385311

>>385278
No roleplaying, moot agreed don't bother him about it.
DIE MONSTER, YOU DO NOT BELONG IN THIS WORLD.

>> No.385312

>>385288
AWESOME!

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>> No.385323

I like you,Alice.

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>> No.385345

ITT: the dan kim memorial "we don't care much for alice" thread

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385357

If Anonymous is alone, he only has himself to blame, because Alice loved you, but you sent her away. Now die alone Anonymous..

>> No.385363

>>385357
Uh, who is this Alice you speak of? All I know is she is a character from Touhou, nothing more.

>> No.385366

>>385357
I don't blame myself. I blame you, you butthole.

>> No.385367

>>385357
Go back to talking to yourself at the new board, Alice.

>> No.385374

>>385367
0/10

>> No.385377

It was a quiet day in The Forest of Magic, just like every other day. The spring air flowed into the room through the open window, bringing with it a cool and refreshing breeze. A young girl was sitting elegantly at her desk, marveling the wondrous object that lay before her.
"I can't believe I let Nitori talk me into testing this thing out for her. It seems so complicated, I can't figure out what goes where and how to set it up. Oh heck, I can't even figure out how to turn it on!...
Oh well, at least it was nice talking to someone, even if it resulted in something troublesome like this."
The young puppeteer sat perplexed on her chair, tinkering with the modern piece of technology. Alice was anxious and determined to get the device to work, and thus she didn't stop until late into the night. The refreshing breeze turned into a stiff wind and darkness flooded the house's insides. Noticing this, Alice stood up, lit a candle, and closed the large glass windows. When she sat back down, she noticed that the device was nearly set up, and all she had left to do was turn it on.

>> No.385380

>>385357
The sky is up, the ground is down ...
That is all I have to say on the matter.

>> No.385381

"Alright, I believe this button should do it.", she said with anticipation. To her excitement, the machine began to buzz and run, indicating that it was beginning to start up. Less than a couple minutes later, the screen of the strange device lit up with various icons and such. Alice remembered Nitori telling her that this was the "Desktop", whatever that was.
Eager to test out the device per her promise to Nitori, Alice put her hand on the mouse and started clicking frantically, until she realized that she was just clicking into empty space. She moused over an icon that she found quite interesting: a small blue and orange sphere. Below it was text that read "FireRan Browser".
"I wonder what this one will do if I click on it", pondered Alice. To her utmost enjoyment, as soon as she clicked on it her screen almost immediately changed completely. "Ah, this must be the Web Browser Nitori told me about. She said that this was probably the most popular feature of her invention."

>> No.385390

In time, Alice got used to this new device Nitori called a "Computer", and eventually all the commands and whatnot would just come naturally as if she had been doing this forever. In that time, many other people took liking to this invention, including many people from the human village.
One day, Alice came across a website with lots of texts and images. When she asked Nitori about this, she said it was a Message Board, a place where people would post messages accompanied with images about various subjects. She noticed that one subject was very popular, a game called Uohout, created by a man called NUZ. She later learned that this was what they called a curtain fire shooter, and that it was really popular in the human village. Alice decided to try these out for herself, as many people exclaimed how fun they were.
The first time she decided play, Alice was quite confused. First of all, she couldn't decide which character to chose. There were many, after all. Anon, John, Steve and Ryan were the main ones, with many side characters as well.

>> No.385400

As time passed, Alice soon became infatuated with this heartfelt yet unbefriended character. She would fantasize being together with him, comforting him in his times of melancholy and going out together as an act of their love. She would lament over the though of being with him forever, enjoying themselves together, having kids, growing old as a couple, etcetera. She wanted to give him the love and appreciation that he desperately deserved, most of all because she knew exactly how he felt. It hurt Alice knowing how woebegone he must feel.
However, one day Alice came to an inconsolable realization. She realized that Anonymous was not real, and never would be real. She realized that both he and herself would be lonely forever, separated by 2dimensional and 3dimensional barriers. She realized that they would never be together, never share the beautiful view of the sunset, never hold hands while walking down a park trail, never have a peaceful picnic on the edge of the forest with a beautiful view of the lake.
"This isn't fair! This just isn't fair! Why can't he be real? Why has fate been so cruel, to present me with such a perfect man, only to be rejected by this barrier of woe, this realization of dismay?"
A single tear flowed down Alice's cheek, grazing her soft yet troubled face and shortly falling to the ground.
Alice cried herself to sleep that night, her hopes and emotions dashed, her future bleak and dim. Aside from the resolute sobbing, it was a quiet day in The Forest of Magic. Just like every other day. As such, it would stay that way forever...

>> No.385394

Anonymous.

Alone in his rage.

>> No.385396

In the beginning, Alice wasn't very good, however as the days passed she got better and better and was eventually able to move up in the levels. However, one day Alice discovered that these shooting games weren't the only things about of this game called Ouhout. She also found out at the various doujins and fan-made comics existed, each one with great artwork and funny or dramatic story lines. Alice immersed herself in these stories, laughing at the hilarious jokes involving the stereotypes assigned to the characters, and sobbing at the stories of lost love and heartbreak.
Alice started developing a certain liking towards the character named "Anon", which was short for Anonymous. He was a lonely character who was always made fun of by everyone else. Day in and day out he was satirized and ridiculed, even though he tried his best to make friends with the others. As such, he spent almost all of his life inside his small, resolute home, practicing his Danmaku or reading manga. Although you couldn't see his face, you could tell that Anon was fairly attractive, which was a surprise considering his situation.

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>>385367
We know that above all others, especially you want the love Myon.

>> No.385411

bawwwwwwwwwwww

>> No.385417

>>385400
YOU SON OF A BITCH!! ;__;

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>>385410
I'm just tsundere.

>> No.385429

>>385420
No, you're sexually inadequate, like really, are all the friggin characters in Toohoos actually tsundere? They want a friggin tsundere Sakuya, they want a tsundere Youmu, they want a friggin tsundere everything.

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>>385420

No, you are Player 2.

>> No.385449

>>385429
I'm not Youmu.

>> No.385444

>>385429
The only tsunderes are Sakuya, Patchy, and Alice to an extent. Youmue is mue.

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>>385429

>> No.385452

>>385429
I think Alice is the only one who approaches "tsundere." Everyone else is just abusive or psychotic.

>> No.385454

>>385444
prove it

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This is as sexual as I get.

>> No.385459

>>385454
I'm fucking Batman.

>> No.385463

>>385459
Batman's not into gaysex.

>> No.385465

>>385463
You are correct, I am not into gaysex. I don't see your point....

>> No.385468

>>385459
>>385463
*facepalm*

>> No.385479

do you think Batman would like Alice

>> No.385471

>385459

Really? How is it?

>> No.385477

>>385459
We dont need to hear about your sexual preferences

>> No.385487

>>385479
Batman would love Alice.

>> No.385496

>>385479
Alice is fucking Batman.

>> No.385495

>>385477
>>385463
At first I was like "what".
But then I re-read my post >>385459 and then I fucking loled.

>> No.385497

>>385487
Batman and Alice is now a canon pairing.

>> No.385568

>>385497
awesome.png

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