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None !Emiya21qOA Mon Nov 30 06:59:43 2009 No.3825196 [Reply] [Original]

What does it feel like to have someone make food for you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 07:00:43 2009 No.3825200 >>3825196 Like everyday life.

>>	Sakurada !Jun.1bGALk Mon Nov 30 07:01:43 2009 No.3825204 Rather unpleasant. You have no direct way to control the quality of your meals, limited power to decide what you will eat, and limited power to decide when you will eat. I sort of wish I wasn't too lazy to cook for myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 07:03:43 2009 No.3825206 For fuck's sake, try to put some thought to your "what does it feel like" threads. Next step: What does it feel like to wake up in the morning, shit once a day, and try to tolerate coworkers you despise with every fiber of your being?

>>	Sakurada !Jun.1bGALk Mon Nov 30 07:04:43 2009 No.3825207 >>3825206 >What does it feel like to wake up in the morning, shit once a day, and try to tolerate coworkers you despise with every fiber of your being? I don't do any of these things, so I have no idea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 07:09:43 2009 No.3825216 >>3825207 If you wake up in-between 12Am-12PM, it's morning. You shit at least once per day. One day, you will work with people around you.

>>	Sakurada !Jun.1bGALk Mon Nov 30 07:11:43 2009 No.3825223 >>3825216 >If you wake up in-between 12Am-12PM, it's morning. Good thing I don't. >You shit at least once per day. Once every other day. >One day, you will work with people around you. Sure thing, Nostradamus.

>>	None !Emiya21qOA Mon Nov 30 07:12:43 2009 No.3825227 >>3825206 I only asked because for the past four years I've only eaten my own cooking. Outside of restaurants, of course, but god damn it waking up to or randomly coming across a meal is a foreign feeling to me now.

Anonymous Mon Nov 30 07:13:43 2009 No.3825230

>>3825216
My job is at nights, so I tend to wake up around 8pm. And I occasionally go for a day or two without shitting. And I don't tolerate coworkers I despise: I tend to make their lives hell or switch jobs. Luckily I don't despise anyone I directly work with.

So why doesn't OP tell us how it feels to shoot himself in the head. Inquiring minds want to know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 07:14:43 2009 No.3825236 >>3825216 >You shit at least once per day. Once per week.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 07:15:43 2009 No.3825243 >>3825206 >try to tolerate coworkers you despise with every fiber of your being You don't tolerate them. You shit up their work environment until they quit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 07:16:43 2009 No.3825246 >>3825243 >>3825236 >>3825230 >>3825223 So you subsist on liquids and nuts in the least quantity possible and are horrible human beings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 07:18:43 2009 No.3825248 >>3825246 I prefere to be referred to as "energy-efficient trolling machine".

None !Emiya21qOA Mon Nov 30 07:18:43 2009 No.3825249

>>3825230
I've only done it once, and it wasn't intentional nor a bullet. When I was a kid making a treehouse in a friend's backyard, a hammer fell down, hit me in the forehead, and caused me to fall to the ground, knocking myself out. When I awoke there was gauze on my head and I was watching cartoons.

>>	None !Emiya21qOA Mon Nov 30 08:02:43 2009 No.3825394 I'm so hungry~

I've never cooked for myself. Anonymous Mon Nov 30 08:09:43 2009 No.3825402
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I think I have about two years left in my parents house, but after that, it's cornflakes three times a day. That is, until I get married.

...right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 08:11:43 2009 No.3825405 Eat more fiber and drink more water, fuckers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 08:14:43 2009 No.3825411 >>3825402 I didn't coock for myself too but cooking is sort of fun and you could always make a few different easy males that are still tasty like a burger, fries and maybe schnitzel. Also, microwave shit.

Anonymous Mon Nov 30 08:20:43 2009 No.3825433

>>3825402

Dude, no. I knew nothing about cooking before I left home, but learning throughout college, I can make pretty much anything. If you can cook, you pretty much double in sexiness in a woman's eyes. Cook her something with a European name (it's not a potato omelette, it's Tortilla Española, baby) and she will remove her panties for you forthwith.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 08:30:43 2009 No.3825467 great. But it's even better making it for someone else. P.S: I'm a guy.

>>	None !Emiya21qOA Mon Nov 30 08:42:43 2009 No.3825503 >>3825467 Actually, it's not that great. They're usually "Oh, you made this? Pretty good." Or, if you want to have some fun, they're vomiting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 08:52:43 2009 No.3825538 >>3825467 I like cooking too. Still I wanna learn how to make Mame or Ramen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 09:15:43 2009 No.3825606 >What does it feel like to have a cute girl you have a crush on make food for you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 09:20:43 2009 No.3825617 >>3825606 It's pretty cool. Except she invited one of her girl friends, so I felt like the third wheel most of the time except for when they were asking me how to say random shit in Japanese. I'd do it again, though.

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