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38171003 No.38171003 [Reply] [Original]

How many 2hus do you have to fap to to become a touhou expert?

>> No.38171006

all of them

>> No.38171089

>>38171003
Only your waifu.
If you fap to any other then you're a secondary and a cheating piece of shit.

>> No.38171379

>>38171089
My waifu is Seija but I dont find her sexually appealing. I usually fap to Marisa instead.

>> No.38172833

>>38171003
0

>> No.38173149

>>38172833
Damn, beat me to it

>> No.38173373

>>38171006
>>38171089
>>38172833
These are all true answers. Each shows dedication in a different form.

>> No.38173943
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38173943

>>38171379
"Do I need to kill her to get your attention, you little shit?"

>> No.38174250

>>38171003
at least one per day

>> No.38174743

>>38173943
Most of the Marisa hentais I fap to are ones where she got raped or killed, so yes be my guest

>> No.38174757

>>38174743
>hentais
The plural form of hentai is hentai, not "hentais".

>> No.38174897

>>38171003
You can't. However, you can create a fap list and dedicate a fapping session to each character and you cross out her name after you finish.

>> No.38174961

>>38174897
>cross out her name after you finish
What about Rinnosuke, Genji and Unzan?

>> No.38174968

>>38174757
technically I think it would be hentai tachi

>> No.38174988

>>38174961
That would be gay.

>> No.38175187

>>38174961
Those would Extra bosses in this case.

>> No.38178241

>>38171003
Reimu, Yuuka, Marisa, Alice, the entire SDM, Yuyuko, Youmu, Ran, Yukari, Suika Keine, Mokou, all of Eientei, Kasen, Aya, Nitori, Hina, Momiji, Sanae, Suwako, Eiki, Tenshi, Iku, Komachi, Orin, Yuugi, Parsee, Yamame, Satori, Koishi, Byakuren, Murasa, Nue, Waggysagy, Kaguro, every Taoist, Toyohime, Yorihime, the other three Moon Rabbits, Sagume, Junko, Clownpiece, Hecatia, Akyuu, Kosuzu, Kokoro and Kogasa.

This is my list as far as I can remember.

>> No.38178345

>>38171003
What were these two doing?

>> No.38178815

>>38178345
Wrestling

>> No.38179111

>>38171379
Based, admittedly Marisa has weirdly good porn when it comes to Touhou

>> No.38179820

>>38179111
I'm also not a yurifag, but most Reimu x Marisa doujins are really good. Coincidentally since I like those torture or rape doujins of Marisa, I read some Alice x Marisa too.

>> No.38180215

>>38173373
......wow

>> No.38183219

>>38173373
philosophy

>> No.38183357

>>38171089
What if I don't have one?

>> No.38183553
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38183553

>>38171003
At least half of my 1ccs were gotten by fapping to the boss who killed me the most. Worked especially well for SA, fapped to Okuu getting molested on a train and then almost immediately got my 1cc after struggling for days.

>> No.38183570

>>38174961
Don't forget the fortune teller.

>> No.38183761

>>38183570
He doesn't have a name so you couldn't cross him off the list. Also he doesn't show up in any of the games.

>> No.38183800

>>38183761
I forgot Rinnosuke was in HM. Didn't care much for that game.

>> No.38184667

>>38171006
>>38172833
>>38171089
This is ideology in its purest form.
The traditional hedonist, you must masturbate to them all in order to obtain mastery over them all. For the typical moralfag, on the contrary, you must abstain from all lustful actions, i.e. you obtain mastery through virtue. Finally, the last presents a synthesis, a mediation between these opposites: dedication to your waifu, you are able to pursue your passions, but must stay loyal.
It is clear that none of these versions can be accounted for in purely utilitarian terms: each involves a certain ideological perception of how the subject should relate to Touhou. The point about Touhou is that it enables us not only to discern this triad in the most intimate domain, but also to identify its underlying mechanism in the three different attitudes towards 2hus: a symbol of attractive and cute girls; a wish to be virtuous and respect the characters; a pragmatic decision to stay loyal and be devout in a practical way. It is easy for an anon to claim that we live in a post-ideological universe, but the moment he visits /jp/ after his shitposting, he is again knee-deep in ideology.

>> No.38211445

I fap to touhou crossdressing porn

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