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3816663 No.3816663 [Reply] [Original]

Found this on /u/.

>Now this may sound a bit strange, but I guarantee it'll make you feel better.

>Buy a doll. A big, pretty doll.

>Make yourself comfortable and take it to your lap, and look it in the eyes. Imagine that the doll is alive. You don't have to believe it, just imagine it for a bit. All the things that you'd do together, the fun that you'd have.

>You have to care for the doll for this to work. There's no reason why you couldn't feel something about a doll. Feel the love that you have for someone dear to you. Then look at the doll in the eyes, and imagine that the doll is that person. Feel the love that you have for the doll, the desire to hold it near.

>Start your computer and browse your favorite webpage, like /b/, together with her. Tell her about the things that you see here. This may feel a bit weird, but that's just shame that's been conditioned into you. There's no shame in having a pretty doll as a friend. Just have fun together. Stay up the night with her, have something to drink together. It's very important that you keep up those emotions that you've built for her, it's good that you're feeling something. You may need to work on it for a few days and nights (it's important that you don't sleep for a few nights, this'd reset your emotions). Keep talking to her about the good things in life, keep feeling for the love between you. By the fourth morning, you'll understand how much your doll loves you back. Your souls have touched each other.

>You've made a friend. You may even have found love. A friend that'll never let you down, a love that'll never give up on you.

>Anonymous, now you can be happy again.

>> No.3816676

Man, I want a burger now.

>> No.3816684

Bitches don't know about our doll threads and doll owners.

>> No.3816688

>browse your favorite webpage, like /b/

>> No.3816687

>Buy a doll. A big, pretty doll.

TANK!

>> No.3816689
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>> No.3816700

I've been interested in these dolls for a while now, but I have no idea where to actually buy one .-.

>> No.3816701

God dammit I want the doll in the OP so much.

>> No.3816702
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>Your souls have touched each other.
>Implying dolls have a soul

Hahaha who the fuck is this person?

GEORGE?!

HEY GEORGE,-OBJECTS- DO NOT HAVE SOULS!

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> A friend that'll never let you down, a love that'll never give up on you.
>never let you down
>never give up on you.

Did I just get subconsciously Rickroll'd?

>> No.3816714

>>3816709
It's code. It means you should kill yourself.

>> No.3816722

>>3816709
I guess we're two.

>> No.3816725

Ronryfags gonna be ronry.

>> No.3816742
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3816742

Nobody tells me what to do when i am already doing it since a child

ronery etc

>> No.3816741

>>3816731

Yukkuri

>> No.3816731

>>3816709
SOURCE FUCKING NOW

>> No.3816758

>>3816702
Dolls don't have souls but neither do humans. There's no such thing.

>> No.3816769

I dont think anyone one /jp/ actually hsa a doll

>> No.3816841

Some may enjoy this

http://deadfrog.fapis.com/entry.html?id=15124

>> No.3816873

>>3816769
Absolutely not! Hahaha....haha...ha...ha............;_;

>> No.3816878

Too expensive.

>> No.3816882

With my doll sitting next to me on a pillow watching me type away at this thread, I feel as if I have let her down. I dont normally talk to her except for the occasional "good night" or "god damn you are so cute. I love you"

To the lovely girl sitting next to me, I want to let you know that I love you more than anything. I might not take you on dates or serve you meals, but your smile means more to me than anything else.

If only you could talk, I would love to hear if I am a bother to you.

>> No.3816887

tl;dr lie to yourself in order for a temporary, momentary happiness

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3816888

Well played.

>> No.3816902
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3816902

Be careful of what kind of doll you pick.

Things can get...awkward

>> No.3816903

>>3816882

Hear that? That is the sound of my heart melting ;_;

>> No.3816921

I don't have one of those fancy dolls but I do have some figures

>> No.3816927

>>3816663

So, since this is /jp/, treat your doll well, and it can become a vessel for a ronery kami? Awesome.

>> No.3816961

Dolls always have souls. Didn't you read Umineko?

>> No.3817328

>>3816887
>temporary, momentary happiness
Redundancy.
Oh, you tripfags never cease to amuse me.

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3817375

For a split second, I thought that doing this might be okay.

Jesus Christ.

>> No.3817393

>>3817375
Is this really that different from talking to your pet ?

>> No.3817396

>/b/

>> No.3817399

>>3817393
I talk to my friend's cat when I'm with her, but the cat is a living thing, unlike a doll, with its dead, dead eyes and constant stare.

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3817423

I'm so glad we're friends, Anonymous!

>> No.3817421

/jp/ you are starting to creep me out...

sidenote: this works really well with blowup dolls.

>> No.3817424
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3817424

Oh wow.

>> No.3817436
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>>3817423
Whoops, sorry I killed your friend, Anon.

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>>3817436
But he's still right here.

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>>3817440
Stop being delusional Anon, he's dead.

>> No.3817452

Hah. Seems like I won't sleep for the next 4 days.

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>>3817440
No

>> No.3817456

>>3817436
It's okay Rosa, I still like you, even if you turned out to be a horrible mother.

>> No.3817458

I approve of this

>> No.3817478

oh god
;_;

>> No.3817537

Reading this, I had the sudden impulse to run out and buy a doll. Godamn it, this is making me depressed.

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>ITT: How to give yourself a severe mental illness in 1, 2, 3.

Not I, said the tripfag.

>> No.3817556

>>3816663
But I'm fucking terrified of dolls and I'm afraid they'll come to life and kill me with a knife.

>> No.3817563

I know a girl who talks to her dolls...


I still want one ;_;

>> No.3817569

I know exactly what you mean.

>> No.3817573

>>3817556
THANK GOD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE
It's just the way they're eyes are, man. And not just with knifes, I'm afraid that if I go to sleep in the presence of one, I'll wake up with them on my chest, staring me straight in the damn eyes, giving off that creepy laugh of false innocence, with that damnable smile on their face.

Creepy little shits.

>> No.3817586

>>3817573
>I'll wake up with them on my chest, staring me straight in the damn eyes, giving off that creepy laugh of false innocence, with that damnable smile on their face

If I didn't know better, I'd think you were making this out to be a bad thing.

>> No.3817589

>>3816663
This is the saddest thing

>> No.3817592

So im sitting here with my doll in my lap and holding her hand...

Doesnt everyone do this?

>> No.3817599
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>>3816663
But azns don't have souls.
Does the loser have to get him a western doll then ?

>> No.3817667

>>3816663
what does ut hav to do w/ /u/?

>> No.3817678

>>3817589

Phillipe, Phillipe, Phillipe....

...the saddest thing is when a father outlives his son.

>> No.3817682

....does it count if I don't talk to her out loud?

>> No.3817695

I want to buy a cute droll and dress her with gothic lolita clothing and frilly dresses.

>> No.3817704

>>3817678
Noooo!

>> No.3817823

>>3817678
;_; this happened to me.

>> No.3817843

>>3817823

i am sorry for your loss ;_;

>> No.3817864

>>3817843
http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf

>> No.3817868

I bet they collect dust like real wives too.

>> No.3817869

>>3816702

Neither do people.

>> No.3817884

>>3817868
Dolls don't collect dust if you love them

>> No.3817887

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd_BrAjuwio

I want this so bad! real-life shinku ;-;

>> No.3817937
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posting a pretty doll in a pretty doll thread

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>>3817937
>no dolljoints

>> No.3817987

But I hate staying awake for more than 24 hours, it makes me feel stale.

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>> No.3818009

>>3817937

erection.jpg

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>>3818008

>> No.3818036

> favorite webpage, like /b/
Holy shit, what a bonerkill.

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>>3818008
desugirl > stinku

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>>3818047

boku FTW

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Alice.

>> No.3818109

>>3818079
Is this part of something larger? Name, please?

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Posting the best doll.

>> No.3818138

>>3818109
I dont think so.
Here is the artist pixiv account.
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=56688

>> No.3818141

>>3818079
Ugh. The mouth in that picture ruins the rest.

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3818170

Posting a better doll than the best doll.

>> No.3818185
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>>3818135

Get out Yinfag.

>> No.3818196

>>3818185
>Implying Russian loli is a doll, let alone a better doll than Yin

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>>3818141

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>>3818198

>> No.3818277

>>3818196

Where did I say she's a doll? She a contractor, not a doll. I was simply telling the Yinfag to get out. And take your shitty meme back to /v/.

>> No.3818338 [DELETED] 

>>3818185
You actually really like that shitty Sue ?
Wow.

>> No.3818350

>>3818185
You actually like that shitty Sue ?
Oh wow.

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