Sanae Kochiya Summoning Ritual

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Sanae Kochiya Summoning Ritual Anonymous Wed Jan 12 01:15:28 2022 No.38140526 [Reply] [Original]

It's been a while since she posted, so I've consulted with the occult board and found a ritual to summon Sanae.

First, construct a summoning circle as per the attached diagram. Ideally it would be made of salt with real versions of the sigils, but approximations will do. Even printing off the image and using the paper as your summoning alter will work, but better quality materials will make the summoning easier.

Once you have your summoning alter, recite the following incantation:
"Seiboob gib rouy su wohs dna ereh emoc esaelp okim dewodne llew ho"

Repeat the incantation roughly every 30 seconds while meditating to the vibrations given off by the alter. The summoning should take between 3 minutes and 15 hours depending on the summoner's skill. Also it's vital you do not break concentration at all or nothing will happen.

Binding procedure:
Binding can be accomplished with rope, duct tape, zip ties, or handcuffs. Mind the fact she has ridiculous reflexes from danmaku training.

Banishing ritual:
Give her a headpat and send her on her way

Hazards:
It is vital when constructing your alter to have the robot sigil pointed north. Inverting the star could cause you to summon Sariel, Cthulhu, or Reimu instead, thus bringing about great pain and suffering.

Also this is a star, not a pentagram. If you draw a circle around the star, you'll end up reverse summoning yourself directly into Hecatia's BDSM dungeon, and that is *not* as fun as it sounds.

Finally, as a Shinto kami, Sanae is able to take possession of the summoner in lieu of arriving in person, thus bypassing the binding ritual. It is recommended to have a nearby computer with internet access. That way she'll get distracted and all it costs you is her using your internet accounts to defend her honor on various social media.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 12 01:19:34 2022 No.38140558 File: 148 KB, 500x500, get_out_of_jp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Summoning succubi is /x/ related. >>>/x/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 12 01:20:36 2022 No.38140569 >>38140558 Shinto Kami are totally a Japanese thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 12 01:23:14 2022 No.38140587 File: 31 KB, 400x400, 259EBDw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38140558 Touhou Project paraphernalia is /jp/ related.

Anonymous Wed Jan 12 02:01:23 2022 No.38140940
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Would it have been more to the point to say "Let's start a Sanae thread"?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 12 02:50:48 2022 No.38141333 >>38140940 Ritual complete. Sanae has arrived

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 12 04:56:55 2022 No.38142377 >>38140940 Too late, that /x/ shiton op is tough to ignore. I'm sure some poor schizo tried it and ruined his life as a result.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 12 08:06:23 2022 No.38143437 >>38140940 That's way too overdone

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 12 08:43:04 2022 No.38143705 I thought summoning only worked on angels and demons. Sanae is a human. Are you telling me that we can summon humans with a circle and incantation? What happens if I try to summon a human from my own world?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 12 08:46:00 2022 No.38143724 >>38143705 >What happens if I try to summon a human from my own world? They would ignore your text message

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 12 08:46:54 2022 No.38143730 >>38143705 I know that Sanae is a human but she's also a living god

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 13 03:16:16 2022 No.38157603 I wish I could summon Sanae and then she could be my friend and life would be happy again. We would go on fun walks outside together

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 13 14:13:36 2022 No.38163856 >>38140526 I have an easier method - find a gf and get her to cosplay and roleplay as Sanae. Done

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 13 16:33:49 2022 No.38165810 >>38163856 >find a gf Excuse me, are you lost?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 13 16:39:32 2022 No.38165915 >>38140526 Which mech should I use for the north sigil?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 13 16:43:23 2022 No.38165977 >>38140558 Sanae is not some slutty succubus, she's a very good girl. Trust me, I know.

Anonymous Thu Jan 13 17:42:58 2022 No.38166904
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>>38163856
Or you could get your girlfriend to cosplay as Sanae, do the summoning ritual, and get Sanae to possess your girlfriend.

How does that work when she still has a human body? Astral projection probably.

(I may or may not be making up this occult crap as I go along.)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 13 17:58:17 2022 No.38167096 File: 887 KB, 965x738, __kochiya_sanae_touhou_drawn_by_leon_mikiri_hassha__02a00ca04c8901148f678715f23acc30.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38165977 Sure you are, Sanae.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 13 18:14:05 2022 No.38167258 >>38167096 It would seem some unfortunate /jp/sie had his computer possessed by Sanny...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 13 18:17:50 2022 No.38167296 >>38166904 I guess she would possess Sanae's body in turn for a while leading to very weird things happening on both sides of the barrier.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 13 18:26:50 2022 No.38167386 >>38166904 are you could get sanae to possess yourself

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 13 18:28:24 2022 No.38167406 >>38166904 Or you could get sanae to possess yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 13 18:36:05 2022 No.38167495 >>38167406 This has the potential to lead to yuri selfcest if perfect possession occurs as in AoCF.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 13 18:47:33 2022 No.38167633 >>38167096 I can assure you that I'm not Sanae, however, the ritual in the OP worked so I got to meet her and find out her real personality. She's a good girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 13 18:52:29 2022 No.38167684 >>38167633 Give back his computer Sanae.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 13 20:11:00 2022 No.38168583 >>38140940 I want Alteisen Reimu now

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 13 20:14:24 2022 No.38168627 File: 738 KB, 2150x3024, c65d526688e33d705820d9f80bbadd426432a5e4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38168583 FUCK YES THERE IS ONE! AHAHAHA

Anonymous Thu Jan 13 20:25:57 2022 No.38168755

>>38168627
Did you not read the directions?!? The robot goes to the *north*, not *south*.

Also, it's worth mentioning that the actual initiation ritual for shrine maidens was a shinto priest would summon the shrine's god, and regardless of the god's gender, the god would possess the priest, and they'd fuck. If this ritual resulted in the shrine maiden getting knocked up, the child would've been considered as having been conceived by the god.

So if /jp/sie's girlfriend was knocked up while he was under possession, she can bill the Grand Suwa Shrine for child support.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 13 20:43:06 2022 No.38168997 File: 171 KB, 495x750, umbrella.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38168755 >Did you not read the directions?!? The robot goes to the north, not south. Clearly it's all reversed if one is to summon Raymoo

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 13 23:17:42 2022 No.38170926 >>38167684 For the last time, I am not Sanae and I do not have his computer

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 13 23:38:04 2022 No.38171109 >>38163856 >find a gf What?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 01:30:47 2022 No.38172207 >>38170926 Guys, I think Sanae here fucked anon's girlfriend and made a baby Kochiya. Congratulations, we've gotten a new baby 2hu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 05:04:28 2022 No.38174379 Saved

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 14:19:40 2022 No.38179384 >>38172207 How should we name her?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 15:51:36 2022 No.38180545 >>38179384 Sanae 2.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 17:33:18 2022 No.38181609 >>38172207 Anon should get revenge by fucking Sanae and making a baby with her. Then take responsibility by ditching his boring girlfriend and marrying Sanae.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 18:23:51 2022 No.38181995 heres how to summon sanae you call your nearest brothel

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 18:38:28 2022 No.38182097 >>38181609 Good idea. But now we need a black magic ritual to help anon get into Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 21:50:24 2022 No.38183771 >>38182097 Why can't it be a white magic ritual?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 21:58:07 2022 No.38183846 >>38183771 Diversity quotas.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 22:02:06 2022 No.38183880 >>38183771 Maybe that guy was thinking about asking black patchouli for help.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 11:29:03 2022 No.38189931 >>38167495 imagine turning into sanae and getting fucked by futa sanae

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 21:45:39 2022 No.38197289 >>38140526 >If you draw a circle around the star, you'll end up reverse summoning yourself directly into Hecatia's BDSM dungeon, and that is not as fun as it sounds. I'll be the judge of that.

Anonymous Sun Jan 16 01:27:17 2022 No.38200468
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Okay....good news...I figured out how to get into Gensokyo...

...bad news...I think Sanae has been playing us from the start...

Shinto shrines act as gateways to the spirit world, hence the literal gates. Therefore if we were to dedicate a shrine that's on the outside to a god that's inside Gensokyo, it would function much like the Hakurei Shrine except we'd have control of it.

And anon's pregnant ex-girlfriend has effectively been initiated in as the Kochiya Shrine Maiden.

So if we could just persuade her to quit her day job and dedicate her life to supporting our weird schitzo behavior, and if we pooled a bunch of money together to build a shrine, we'd have a portal into Gensokyo.

....I'm really putting the "cult" in "Japanese Culture" here.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 14:14:54 2022 No.38220924 File: 417 KB, 768x768, 93734100_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 05:42:00 2022 No.38230372 File: 2.13 MB, 2480x3508, 75577054_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 06:01:20 2022 No.38230505 Sanae arrived and called me a ->[NIGGER!]<- Is there an alternate ritual where it summons a non racist Sanae? I'm not even black btw

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 11:24:30 2022 No.38233176 >>38230505 >I'm not even black btw You are now

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 05:28:40 2022 No.38243639 >>38140526 Sanae is not real.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 09:28:19 2022 No.38245674 File: 1.46 MB, 1447x2047, 81123893_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 11:10:41 2022 No.38246674 >>38243639 Nor is Palestine's claim over holy land, but here we're.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 12:41:53 2022 No.38247620 >>38200468 People don't treat Sanae as a goddess enough.

Anonymous Wed Jan 19 17:58:19 2022 No.38250811
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>>38230505
I think she said "ney gah" which is Chinese, basically their filler word like "um" and "ah".

You must've summoned a Made in China knockoff Sanae. How cheap did you go with your summoning materials?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 19:00:03 2022 No.38251448 >>38140526 How is Hecatia related to Sanae?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 19:15:48 2022 No.38251640 File: 53 KB, 220x220, sanae-touhou.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 19:21:16 2022 No.38251719 File: 151 KB, 194x256, blackouli.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38183880 I have been summoned

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 20:15:25 2022 No.38252270 >>38251719 I saw this guy's full cosplay a while back. He put a lot of effort into it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 20:29:56 2022 No.38252387 what a stellar shitpost, good job OP

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 20 02:06:01 2022 No.38255494 >>38251719 Oh great and powerful Blackouli, please tell us the ritual with which we can visit Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 20 03:01:47 2022 No.38255918 >>38140587 Cute post! I love you anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 20 06:05:19 2022 No.38257538 Sanae my one and only

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 20 06:10:35 2022 No.38257580 >>38255918 Did you quote the wrong guy or something? That post isn't even cute it's extremely conceited

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 20 08:51:57 2022 No.38258674 >>38251719 the greatest mage of all time

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 20 15:50:36 2022 No.38262738 File: 1.21 MB, 1200x1200, 95632927_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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