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Anonymous Fri Nov 27 08:53:42 2009 No.3805880 [Reply] [Original]

European knight versus Japanese samurai. 1 on 1. Who wins?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 08:54:42 2009 No.3805883 The troll.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 08:56:42 2009 No.3805887 The European knight. He can poke the samurai in the eyes while the samurai can't do the same to the knight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 08:57:42 2009 No.3805890 The samurai, because he has ninjas and stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 08:59:42 2009 No.3805896 >>3805880 From your picture the Knight. He is immune to slashes and katanas aren't made for stabs. >>3805890 No Samurai do not 'have' Ninja. Ninja originally fought the Samurai. They practically have opposite ideals.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:00:35 2009 No.3805901 >>3805877 please stop spamming ＡｎｏｎＴａｌｋ .com thanks

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:00:42 2009 No.3805898 File: 72 KB, 703x462, lol japan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] American little boy vs Japanese samurai. Who wins?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:00:42 2009 No.3805899 File: 427 KB, 964x1400, JIN06_158.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3805880

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:01:42 2009 No.3805903 >>3805898 You are stupid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:01:42 2009 No.3805904 http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/3788884 http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/3799548#p3801794 /thread

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:05:42 2009 No.3805915

>>3805896
>No Samurai do not 'have' Ninja. Ninja originally fought the Samurai. They practically have opposite ideals.

Samurai: Kill people and burn villages to honor your lord
Ninja: Kill people and burn villages because your lord pays you. Also do it in secret.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:05:42 2009 No.3805913 File: 339 KB, 836x1200, jin02_008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:10:42 2009 No.3805925 >>3805896 Dude, there's at least 2 ninja in every box of "Ninjamin toast crunch",

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:12:42 2009 No.3805932 >>3805915 Samurai: "KILL EVERYONE". Ninja: "Kill your target." Samurai = waste.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:17:42 2009 No.3805944

>>3805932
Samurai were rather careful (until they went to shit and started testing their blades of passersby for laughs that is) because their lives depended on their honor, which they could lose for pretty much everything. Unless of course the samurai in question was Miyamoto "lol i trol u" Musashi, in which case you can do whatever you want without a care.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:18:42 2009 No.3805948 File: 410 KB, 1638x1024, European Spartan VS Japanese ODST.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who will win?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:18:42 2009 No.3805949 I thought they did this in Deadliest Warrior. What was the result?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:18:42 2009 No.3805950 File: 29 KB, 350x440, varg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Varg with a mace.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:19:42 2009 No.3805952 >>3805944 You didn't exactly prove me wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:21:42 2009 No.3805955 >>3805952 Well, the point is they can't run around killing everyone (unless in enemy territory, where everyone is a target. ) Their lord probably needs those peasants.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:23:42 2009 No.3805962 >>3805955 Neither could people trying to keep their identities a secret. <insert insulting drooling personae here>

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:24:42 2009 No.3805963 >>3805962 So they are alike!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:24:42 2009 No.3805965 This is new, original, and interesting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:26:42 2009 No.3805971 >>3805965 Well you can consider this a new attempt to force a daily dose.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:30:42 2009 No.3805979 >>3805963 Well, except for the whole "I DEMAND YOUR RESPECT", because ninja must live among the people they kill, whereas Samurai must be "better than them".

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:31:42 2009 No.3805982 I want to see one of these images started with that knight vs samurai image from a year ago. You know the one. That kept being reposted.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 09:33:42 2009 No.3805994 Which is more comforting when you are killed, if you are going to be killed anyway? Being killed by someone who runs out in a shit-ton of armor and weapons who just kills everything indiscriminately, or being killed by someone you know?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:08:42 2009 No.3807247 File: 17 KB, 264x399, mpmus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think the samurai would win.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:11:42 2009 No.3807257 File: 34 KB, 608x609, AH-64DV.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AH-64D Apache Longbow vs Samurai. 1 on 1. Who wins?

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:14:42 2009 No.3807273

>>3805880
They aren't fighting. They're buddy cops.

He's an old cynical samurai who's become disenfranchised with the dynasties and nobility

He's a young gung-ho knight trying to reconcile what he learned about law with the corrupt vassals who run it

THEY FIGHT CRIME!

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:15:42 2009 No.3807278

>>3807273
Minamoto & Hendrick:
ON THE EDGE.

*both of them crash through a window riding a 1985 Transam*

Shaka: (large, cigar-chewing Zulu warrior): THAT'S ENOUGH! YOU'RE BOTH LOOSE CANNONS! HAND IN YOUR BADGES AND SWORDS, NOW!
Minamoto: I cannot part with my wakizashi, sire. It symbolizes--
Shaka: IT SYMBOLIZES MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS IF YOU DON'T HAND IT OVER RIGHT NOW!

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:16:42 2009 No.3807282

>>3807278
Hendrick: So we're off the case. Nice job, Mina. We could've caught the guy if you hadn't tried to duel him in front of his entire gang.
Minamoto: You may go and engage in bawdy activities with your honorable mother.
Hendrick: Did you just call me a motherfucker?
Minamoto: I think I did, yes.
Hendrick: I hate when you do that.
Minamoto: I know you do.
Hendrick: Let's hit Ivan's Bar, now. I've got a couple of questions for the crazy Cossack.
Minamoto: I thought we were off this case...?
Hendrick: Of course. But he doesn't know that.
*driving montage*

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:26:51 2009 No.3807317 File: 84 KB, 955x648, hwacha_firing_photo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Genoese crosbowmen versus full-loaded hwacha. 100 on 1. Who wins?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:27:42 2009 No.3807319 File: 84 KB, 955x648, hwacha_firing_photo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Genoese crossbowmen versus full-loaded hwacha. 100 on 1. Who wins?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:31:42 2009 No.3807341 File: 68 KB, 500x426, 1249102399043.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3807319 The Samurai does.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 16:29:42 2009 No.3807748 >>3807319 there is nothing to win then... only one side vs a fully loaded weapon with no means to fire its load since it doesn't have a crew

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 16:33:42 2009 No.3807756 >>3805949 Rather delayed response, but no, they have not. Samurai fought Vikings (Samurai won), Knights fought Pirates (Pirates won).

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