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I have fallen hopelessly in love with a fictitious, undead character dressed in gothic lolita clothing, whom I first saw on this board. Yuyuko means everything to me. I know she's just a fictional character, and that is what crushes me the most inside. I can no longer really see any other girl, real or otherwise, in the same way as Yuyuko. I haven't fapped for about two weeks, porn just doesn't do it for me anymore. I wish I could play all the Touhou games over and over until I fall into a coma and dream about being with my precious Yuyu-sama for the rest of my life. I don't leave my apartment often anyway, so we would spend lots of time together and I would pay more attention to her than that Youmu ever did. She would bake me sweets and we would play games together. We would go to the cinema and when the movie was over, some smart mouthed middle schoolers who would have been staring at us would make wise cracks about me playing with a ghost to which I would respond, "Well this is a ghost that I love and and she is a lady who I will take back to my home tonight! How many of you can say that about anyone?" Yuyuko would no longer be upset by the boys' comments. She would only blush and her eyes would water a little from happiness, replying, "Did you really mean that?" I would gently wipe the tears from the corners of her eyes and tell her, "We don't need them. I don't care if you're already dead, I love you just the way you are," then I would kiss her lightly on the lips. On the way home, we'd take a walk through the park and maybe stop by a cafe for some hot chocolate. I don't even care about the sex. I could spend the rest of my life with her and not even think about it once because I only care about making my Yuyu-sama happy.

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>> No.380530

>>380524

This pasta feels old.

>> No.380532

>>380524
I've just fapped to a Yuyuko doujin. This sums up my day pretty well.

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>> No.380531

>gothic lolita clothing
wut

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>> No.380537

... I hate Yuyuko so you can have her

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Yuyuko Saigyouji waited. The cherry petal above her blinked and sparked out of the air. There were foods in Hakugyokurou. She didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. Her warnings to Yuumu Komfaku were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Yuyuko was a ghost princess for over a thousand years. When she was young she watched the cherry blossoms and she said to dad "I want to revive the person buried under the Ayakashi daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE TURNED INTO FOODS"
There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the netherworld of Hakugyokurou she knew there were foods.
"This is Yuumu" the floating spirit crackered. "You must eat the foods!"
So Yuyuko gotted her buttrefly wings and blew up the wall.
"SHE GOING TO EAT US" said the foods
"I will shoot at her" said the mystia and she fired the danmaku bullets. Yuyuko butterflied at her and tried to eat her up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must eat the foods" she shouted
The spirit said "No, Yuyuko. You are the foods"
And then Reimu was still a zombie.

>> No.380542

Yuyuko can only bring pain and suffering.

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>>380542
and sex, on trains.

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Dreamcast-tan

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>>380553
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The healthiest in Gensokyo.

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>> No.380584

>>380532
/r/ing it, unless it has futa.

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>>380584
http://gensokyo.zomgwtf.net/H/%5Bshubesuta%5DRoorin17.rar

>> No.380599

>>380576
artist name and or source?

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