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[Anonymous No.]

Pachery being sexually irresistible.

Note the lack of large chest tumors.

[Anonymous No.]

That hand sort of ruins the image for me.

[Anonymous No.]

Patchouli with anything above a B is unacceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

Patchouli with anything below a B is unacceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

Pachery showing off her bookmarks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3799238
That's too big for me. And I like breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

Superior bookslut!

Take your asthmatic asshat elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

I like supple developing breasts. Those that fit perfectly with my imaginary hands while licking with my imaginary tongue their little cherry red imaginary nipples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3799321

You forgot your ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>3799221
please stop spamming Ａｎｏｎ Ｔａｌｋ .com thanks

[Anonymous No.]

You look around the library, searching for the one source of light in this gloomy place.
Ah, there it is, a small clearing in the man made forest of books and dusty shelves.
She's sitting there as always, surrounded by books and reading one by the soft orange glow of a candle that never seems to go out.
You approach her from behind, slowly sneaking your way behind her...
You gently grab her waist from behind and she gives out a little yelp before realizing who it is.
A small warm smile crosses her normally apathetic face as she looks back to you and says "Ah, so good to see you again.".
You instinctively draw yourself closer, hugging her around her neck as you rest your head on hers.
She gives out a approving deep murmur, you can tell she's smiling, even if you can't see her face.
You bury your face into her hair, taking a long deep smell of her odor.
And then you throw up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3799321
You don't have real hands or a real tongue?

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

>>3799395
wait wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>3799397
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>3799398
Well think about it.
The SDM is a mansion thats inhabited by vampires and their servants.
Vampires hate running water, ergo no baths or showers.
So they probably have to resort to sponge baths to keep clean, and I doubt the masters would allow an exception for their servants.
So a chronically sick person who sits in a dusty and probably stuffy library surrounded by moldy books for what could be hundreds of years without bathing (she's an extreme book worm) would probably not smell very good.

Or at least that was the conclusion reached in a thread a few weeks ago.

[Anonymous No.]

I wouldn't throw up from Patchy-smell. I would love it, because it's Patchy-smell. And, anyway, old books have a great smell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3799395
I laughed.

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

>>3799224
canonical proof of the contrary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3799500

I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3799493
This is just pasta recited from my memory.
Probably quite badly and there were several more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3799500
What? I don't see any tumors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3799479
>Vampires hate running water, ergo no baths or showers.

Bath water s not running water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3799500
hurr durr Tasogare derp derp

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

>>3799522
>>3799526
This was a reply to >>3799479 until /jp/ reloaded during posting.

[TronFag !kOBuN/X8AI No.]

>>3799243
>>3799479
NO THOU

[Anonymous of Hong Kong No.]

>>3799395
Patchouli allergy? You?