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3750534 No.3750534 [Reply] [Original]

When is the last time you got a haircut, /jp/?

You look like a goddamn hippie.

>> No.3750542

Bu.... but I would have to go outside to get a haircut.

>> No.3750547

>>3750534
Fuck you, my long hair looks great regardless of what everyone says.

>> No.3750549

>>3750534
So?

>> No.3750553

Cut it in front of a mirror.

>> No.3750562

It doesn't even reach my shoulders.

>> No.3750564

My hair used to come down all the way to my nipples, this is nothing compared to that!
And I also just shaved.

>> No.3750567

>>3750547
Nobody likes the horseshoe mullet. Cut that shit already.

>> No.3750568

My hair is fucking beautiful, so not having it long would be a sin.

>> No.3750570

Delicious bishie hair.

>> No.3750573

>>3750562
That's because you're a fucking normalfag who has a girlfriend who tells you to cut your hair. Get the fuck out.

>> No.3750580

I grew my hair for 2-3 years and it was literally down to my ass but I got it all cut off a few months ago and now I look like a normalfag. Job hunting sucks. ;_;

>> No.3750581

Mine is down to my waist.

>> No.3750583

Kids at school used to call me Jesus because my hair was always down to my shoulders.

Right now it's about down to my butt.

>> No.3750595

>>3750573
No, it's because long hair is a pain to take care of.

>> No.3750598

I got a haircut over the weekend.

You know, like I do every other weekend.

Sorry guys, I'm a normalfag. ;_;

>> No.3750597

>>3750580
That's disgusting.

Call me normalfag, but if a man's hair goes anywhere near his shoulder's he's a faggot.

>> No.3750602

>>3750583
Just like me, with the only difference that they STILL call me that even though I cut my hair.

>> No.3750606

>>3750598
>every other weekend.

You're not a normalfag, just a fag.

>> No.3750607

>>3750597
Please be a little bit more open-minded. Not everyone in the world is like you.

>> No.3750609

>>3750583
Why do your parents hate you so much?

>> No.3750611

Back in the day all men had long hair.

But then World War happened, and they started sending men to army all over the world where they got their haircuts, and that's how it became normal to have short hair.

>> No.3750615

>>3750606

Oh, by every other weekend, I meant every second weekend.

>> No.3750624

>>3750619

Are you turning 91 too?

Happy birthday :D

>> No.3750619

Oh god OP, how did you know? It's my birthday today.

>> No.3750623

>>3750607
Open-minded about what? People too lazy to get a haircut?

Nobody wants to look at your disgusting NEET hair wafting all over the place. Cut it with an electric razor if you're too afraid to go outside.

>> No.3750618

>>3750609
What does this have anything to do with parents?

My father was AGAINST me having long hair obviously, but I didn't care what anyone else thought. I like having long hair.

>> No.3750620

>>3750598
Either your hair grows abnormally fast or you have some other problem.

>> No.3750628
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3750628

I got a haircut like 3 months ago. Feels good man.

>> No.3750631

>>3750615
I'm not an idiot, I know what "every other" means. You're still a fag.

4 weeks is the minimum for a new haircut. Any more than that is a complete waste of money.

>> No.3750636

>>3750623
I have long hair too. I like having lon hair. I don't give a shit whether others like looking at it or not.

Have a nice day!

>> No.3750637
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3750637

I kinda miss it though...

>> No.3750638

As long as the barber doesn't try to chat me up, i don't mind getting haircuts

>> No.3750644 [DELETED] 

>>3750619
Happy birthday, dear Anon.
Make sure to take it easy!
My birthday is tomorrow and I just got an e-mail from my aunt that she won't be able to call me tomorrow. That was the only kind of social contact I was supposed to have tomorrow;_;

>> No.3750646

>>3750623
>People too lazy to get a haircut?

Too lazy? TOO LAZY? You think that having long hair is lazy?

Washing all of that hair with a shampoo and then a conditioner every day is lazy? Trimming your hair by yourself every two or three weeks is lazy?

>> No.3750648

2 months ago

>> No.3750651

Fuck my life.

I want to try and look normal for when I walk in the park, but /fa/ won't tell me any good haircuts that let me keep my hair somewhat long.

Right now I'm at >>3750637 level.

>> No.3750653

>>3750646
How many of them do you really think are maintaining it properly?

>> No.3750656

>>3750637
I remember when my hair was that short.

>> No.3750659

My hair just about reaches the end of my neck and I keep it in good shape; washing it everyday, combing it and getting a couple inches taken off when necessary.

Many people have complimented me about how soft it looks.

>> No.3750660

>>3750646
Yes.

What kind of fag trims his hair? Way to waste money on 2 tons of shampoo and conditioner. We're in a world-wide recession, cut your hair you jackass.

>> No.3750661

Yesterday, I keep my head bald.

I also wear boots, white/gray/black camo trousers and leather jacket.

>> No.3750687

I have yet to see a NEET with short hair.

I'm convinced it's laziness.

>> No.3750686

>>3750680

En, kuhan peikkoilen.

>> No.3750684

>>3750660
I'll keep it long, just for you. ♪

>> No.3750680

>>3750661
You were scared?

>> No.3750682

>>3750660
>What kind of fag trims his hair?

Split ends, man. Those are pretty annoying, so trimming is necessary. Now go back to /r9k/ or wherever you came from.

>> No.3750691

>>3750660
Consumer spending is actually a GOOD thing.

If nobody is buying anything, then companies are making no money.

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3750692

>>3750534
I look like Abel.

>> No.3750695

>>3750682
I came from /prog/.

>> No.3750688

>>3750534
Is OP pic a real /jp/edo? I can see that the other guy who posted is.

>> No.3750698

I don't know about other places of the world, but here in California a lot of people have long hair, so I don't stand out at all.

>> No.3750699

>>3750686
Loppuu tommonen

>> No.3750701

>>3750688
They're both reposts.

>> No.3750702

Ponytail fits my face and personality. It's been roughly 3 years now.

>> No.3750709

>>3750691
I save conservatively. I like money for me, not companies.

>> No.3750711

I look like a girl from behind.

And apparently my hair is softer than most girls. According to my family.

>> No.3750713

>>3750691
Consumer spending on worthwhile things is good.

People wasting money on worthless shit like art simply holds society back. If people all learned to cut their own hair the salon industry would go out of business and those people would be forced to get a job in something that's actually productive to society.

>> No.3750721

/jp/ - Econ/Haircuts

>> No.3750722

>>3750711
My family said the same thing and the like 1 girl who actually touched it. Silk horse hair lol.

>> No.3750726

almost a year ago now.

>> No.3750733

>>3750713
Please tell me you're just pretending to be some American liberal-stereotype.

>> No.3750737

I keep my hair short and shave regularly.

>> No.3750738

>>3750713
>worthless shit like art simply

What are art schools going to do without art simply?

>> No.3750743

>>3750713
>society
>jp

Wrong place to be if you think we're some kinda practical people.

>> No.3750746

>>3750738
>art schools

Go out of business like they should of course. Society wastes too much time on worthless shit like art end entertainment.

Go do something that is actually important. Like programming.

>> No.3750751

I've had a ponytail for years, I only get it cut when it reaches the middle of my back, at which point I donate it to make wigs for cancer patients or whatever. Then I go back to growing it out.

>> No.3750755

>>3750746
Are all trolls from /g/ this shitty?

>> No.3750756

>>3750746
Enjoy your own boring little world. We don't want any part of it.

>> No.3750752

>>3750733
>liberal
>preaching conservative spending

Please tell me you're pretending to be a dumbass.

>> No.3750757
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3750757

>>3750746
>actually important. Like programming.

>> No.3750761

>>3750755
>>3750756
>>3750757
Name one useful thing that's come from art. Nothing.

The only thing art is good for these days is spreading Obama propaganda. All of the art schools are in Obama's pocket because he keeps them in business.

>> No.3750762

>>3750752
Heh, pardon me, I always mix up American political systems.

>> No.3750764

>Name one useful thing that's come from art. Nothing.
Jesus Christ, have you ever heard of the Enlightenment?

>> No.3750766

>>3750762
Commie piece of shit.

Or are you socialist? Marxist? Am I getting close?

The rest of the world is shit compared to America pre-Bush/Obama.

>> No.3750769

>>3750764
Art wasn't responsible for the Enlightenment. Einstein was.

>> No.3750773

>>3750761
Trollface is showing a bit too much dude. Tone it down.

>> No.3750772

>>3750769
Retroactively?

>> No.3750779
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3750779

>>3750773
What trollface?

>> No.3750785

>>3750769

What the fuck am I reading?

>> No.3750790

>>3750785
Something hilarious.

>> No.3750799

>>3750769
Einstein lived in the 18th century?

>> No.3750800

>>3750785
I don't think you should be surprised, the troll is only being coherent. After all, someone who thinks that "art is useless shit" certainly doesn't know what the Enlightenment was.

>> No.3750815

>Commie piece of shit.
So if someone doesn't know the American left-right system, they're communists?
>Or are you socialist? Marxist?
Because communists aren't socialists?
And Marx also had nothing to do with communism?
Yes, I know that Communism itself isn't pure socialism and it left Marx's path in the early years of Lenin. But he says it like they're two COMPLETELY different kinds of 'enemies'

>> No.3750818

>>3750800
I don't expect some random NEET from /jp/ to understand time dilation.

>> No.3750824

>>3750815
Ugh, you're so ignorant.

Why don't you watch Glenn Beck some time? He'll set you straight, he's the only honest guy left.

>> No.3750825

>>3750818
>>3750769
Dude, thanks for the laughs. This is genius.

>> No.3750827

>>3750825
Yeah, this guy goes the extra mile.
We need more trolls like him.

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