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3713710 No.3713710 [Reply] [Original]

Guys, my mother is bitching me about getting married.

I tried several times telling her times are changed, we don't need to get married anymore etc. She's probably doubtful I'm gay because she never saw me with a woman ever before.

That bitch is starting to get on my nerves. What should I do?

>> No.3713717

/r9k/

>> No.3713721

You should thank your mother for taking care of you so far despite you being a worthless NEET, and apologise for being a failure of a son that can't continue the family name.

>> No.3713722

go on a con
marry a yaoi fangirl
they are not that bad

>> No.3713727

>>3713722
this is a very bad idea
do not follow that advice

>> No.3713729

Suicide.

>> No.3713738

Say that you're already married and show her your waifu.

>> No.3713739

>>3713727
My opinion.We are kinda happy, as long as I don't force her to read FSN and she doesn't force me to watch Natsume any fucking more.

>> No.3713741

>>3713710
You still live with your parents? What country do you live in?

>> No.3713748

>She's probably doubtful I'm gay because she never saw me with a woman ever before.
Is your mother cripplingly disappointed if you don't turn out as a cute lesbian?

>> No.3713749

Anyone here pretend to be asexual? Seems like the easiest way out, but I kinda wonder how well people really accept it.

>> No.3713750

>>3713717
Wrong, try again.

>>3713710
Reported for /adv/ material on /jp/. http://boards.4chan(.)org/adv

>> No.3713757

>>3713739
You guys do sound like a happy couple for me

>> No.3713766

If you do not want to do something just simply say no. There are no "becauses!" Excuses are lame.

>> No.3713769

>>3713710
Explain your situation and disinterest to your mother in a calm manner. I'm sure she'll understand.

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>> No.3713775

Just say you've not met anyone interesting. She should accept that..

>> No.3713776

Acquire some skills (drawing, cooking, programming whatever). Get good at it, and then make some money from it.
Move to Japan. Get plastic surgery. Cut your ties with your families. And live happily ever after.

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>> No.3713908

>>3713710

your mom won't listen soo....just ignore her or something...

>> No.3713913

>>3713750
I like how nobody knew what /adv/ was until yesterday but now it's getting posted all over the place

>> No.3713916

Tell her your wife is a 2d character.

>> No.3713922

>>3713913

I didn't even know it existed.

>> No.3713926

>>3713913
Now all the "What should I do?" thread can be redirected there.

>> No.3713930

What's /adv/?

>> No.3713937

>>3713930
http://boards.4chan.org/adv/imgboard.html

>> No.3713943

>>3713937
>Pick Up Advice
greets me. awesome.

>> No.3713979

Kill that bitch.

>> No.3714007

>>3713937
I just caught brain cancer.
This link should be set on autoban.

>> No.3714011

>>3714007
Your post gave me brain cancer.

As if 4chan would autoban posting a link for one of it's own boards.

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I see you're new (within a year) to /jp/

>> No.3714037

Assure her you'll put her in a home when she turns 65.

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>>3713943
>>3713937

>Pick Up Advice
>Sup guys, PUA here

Yeah. Everyone's a Pick-Up Artist on the Internet. If you guys think this is bad, go check out Alt.Seduction, there's almost as many self-professed PUAs there.

I just didn't think I'd see this on 4chan, of all places.

>> No.3714099

>>3714092
GO TO BED

>> No.3714106

>>3714092
If moot had balls, he'd keep that board open for a month or two, and then ban every shithead that posted in it. Would finally clean 4chan up a little.

>> No.3714112

>>3713937
So this is one of those hidden boards?

>> No.3714135

>>3714106
Like with /fur/?
That didn't help much....

>> No.3714145

>>3714106
April Furs Day sure did a lot, didn't it?

>> No.3714148

Just checked out /r9k/, and look what I found: >>>/r9k/6231572
It's Banker! By chance I see my favorite troll return to 4chan. Good times.

>> No.3714159

>>3714145
>>3714135
It's not going to do much 4 or more years after the fact, duh.

>> No.3714185

>>3714148
He was here few days ago.

>> No.3714188

>>3714106
>>3714135
>>3714145
You can never really save a place like 4chan, not permanently, but you can momentarily impact the prevailing views and modes of posting. Actual "moderation" of views would be antithetical, but a little public strong-arming around here is hardly bad, especially given its infrequency.

>> No.3714192

>>3714159
It didn't do much even a snigle week after.
Useless actions are useless.

>> No.3714223

>>3714192
It wasn't useless, it made for epic lulz. moot needs to further the cleansing so that our haven of hilarity remains a place only those truly deserving of the title /b/tard can feel at home. This place needs to be feared by the sheeple and intellectually weak once more, a deviant subculture with as its raison d'etre: FOR THE LULZ.

>> No.3714234

>>3714223
You're putting it on a little thick.

>> No.3714254

>>3713722
From someone who once dated a Yaoi fangirl: No, just no. It's probably the worst course of action you could take.

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>>3714254
I know they are mostly bitches from rich families who can not stand on their own, can't cook, can't even clean their room up, have over nine thousand EX-BFs and actually are mostly virgins and gravely afraid of having sex.
But some of them are really smart women. It was worth the work with her just for that.
It needs a lot of work to change her. The first thing she has to realize is she is in deep shit if she doesn't work. After she will, she will slowly turn into a normal woman, still having a glance of her fujoshi moe.
But well, I guess mine is a bit special exactly because it works.

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>>3714308
I can guess the answer to this, but... is she a hambeast?

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>>3714322
Looks like the person who drew that still needs to get folds properly sorted out.

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Marriage is for normalfags, go back to r9gay

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