Monster Girl Thread

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F@-pire and f@-nubis edition

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>>37071836
those are some thick lips

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>>37071836
>chunky mummy nubis
gonna ruin her diet schedule by constantly impregnating

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>>37071836
This artist has drawn actual MGE girls, why would you start the thread with his original ones? It's a nice pic, but it isn't OP material. This is /jp/.

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Echidnas only want one thing,and its gross

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Back from the dead, finally done with another request. This is for >>34090803. I know wurms aren't really this dumb, but I like the idiot cinnamon roll trope too much to pass up.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/34703974

Probably going to work on the jinko story next.

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>>37071893
/jp/ isn't a monstergirl board at all. Quit bitching and making multiple threads of your shite all the time.

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>>37071914
>/jp/ isn't a monstergirl board at all
Yes, you're right, it is otaku culture based around Japanese creations. Monster Girl Encyclopedia falls under this category. Western fanart of MGE would even fall under this. But western art of generic monster girls doesn't.

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I saw a man disappear in mofu.

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>>37071959
mofu very dangerous, holds many secrets/items/people
love the mofu, respect the mofu

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rearboob

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>>37071959
It's okay, he will be released once the ninth daughter is born.

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>>37071973
Time for 7 days of non-stop sex.

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>>37071914
But western art plus western ocs makes a bad op. People wouldn't need to make multiple threads if you and the other faggots got the op right.

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Yes this is a nice thread and all but I'm afraid it's sorely lacking in sugma

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>>37072030
Indeed, plenty of bofa though

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>>37072030

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>>37072038
>ghost walking around with those bags of ectoplasm
just asking to be groped

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>>37071928
>it is otaku culture based around Japanese creations
NO.

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Smoke mice hags are the best

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>>37071911
thank you anon, I needed something to be angry about

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>>37072053
Otaku culture is based heavily on Japanese things. Not all Japanese things are Otaku, but all Otaku things trace back to Japan. This is easy to understand.

Do you see the Katawa Shoujo general here?

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>>37072046
Its b8, m8. Don't take the cake or you'll feel their weight

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>>37072060
smokers are jokers, she gets the spray bottle

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>>37072046
>t. Anon soon to be stuck in boobs for the months to come

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>>37072030
I'm not falling for that, Cheshire
>>37072036
What's bofa?

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>>37072090
bofa of these fox titties in ya face

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>>37071911
I can't believe how much I hate Pakaya, I need some lovely Jinko to wash away this awful taste

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>>37072090
SUGMA TITS

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>>37072081
>>37072087
dumb ghosts are no match for me! i played luigis mansion

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>>37072100
THat is a fat fox.

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Fuck harpies, right in the ass so they fly funny afterwards.

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>>37072149
I feel like this is a trap

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>>37072100
Monsters this thicc are dangerous for my dick. It should be illegal to be this meaty. I'm calling the Thicc Police.

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>>37072067
The monster girl fan were driven off here in those items as well.

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>>37072176
oh?

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>>37072067
The monster girl fans were driven off here in those times as well. This thread is just a forced reverse /vg/ import.

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>>37072190
Ok, that one on the right needs her middle molested till she realizes she's FAT

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>>37072190
Stop! I'll be driven into a breeding frenzy by fertile-looking monsters! I won't know how to stop impregnating them!

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>>37072191
That post predates the /jp/ migration, and this thread did not come from /vg/.

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>>37071911
Thanks magoose

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>>37072025
>western ocs
For a moment I read western orcs and I was going to call you some bad things

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>>37072025
it ain't great but if isn't explictly /tg/ or h*live i'll stomach it.

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>>37072207
why stop, anon?

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>>37072218
love em mean and green

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>>37072165
Look at that bosom. Now that's a proper centaur.

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>>37072218
>she knows you're just a weak little humie, but even after twelve daughters, she still can't figure out what it is about you that makes her want to make a big, strong tribe together

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>>37072236
But there isn't enough semen in my balls for how much I want to breed them.

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Do you dare enter...
The Breeding Nest ?

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>>37072236
I need to find these beeg monster girls and impregnate the lot of them.

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>>37072241
Noble ladies need giant titties to store all their chivalry

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>>37072271
Do you think monsters are okay with letting their daughters watch them have sex with their father? What if they see them getting dicked into ahegaoing messes?

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>>37072271
yea gotta get my kite back

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>>37072176

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>>37072266
then make more
>>37072272
they all live in an area secluded from the rest of the world, do you dare venture to those lands

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>>37072291
Anon, I've been leveling up just for this day.
I will find this land and breed the girls within it if its the last thing I do.

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>>37072249
Fuck I hate when people use the word humie here, it reminds me of /tg/fags and crossboarder faggotry

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>>37072266
There isn't any semen in your balls, because you balls don't make or store semen.

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>>37072295
>not doing it right out the gate
it sure doesn't seem like it if you wasted your time grinding

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>>37072313
Bumpkin Pumpkin

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>>37072304
because it is

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>>37072313
Anon please, no one knows what the difficulty of that land may be, its no good to go in there underleveled.

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>>37072313
>farming pumpkins gets you this
damn forget potatoes, gonna be a pumpkin farmer

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>>37071911
Anon, I like you, and I love your stories, but what is this? why did you write this?

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>>37072321
why not? whats the worse thing that can happen

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>>37072240
Yep

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>>37072313
>Local Halloween-themed Ancient Evil gives up plans for world domination.
>Settles down with the heroic farmer/scientist/soldier who set out to stop her.
>Now they run a farm together and she uses her
powers to grow crops!

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>>37072336
You see, to get to the thickest girls I have to find the deepest part of this land.
Ergo, I must be a high level.

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>>37072218
>>37072240
>>37072337
>>37072249
Western orcs don't belong here.

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>>37072336
Aaaah, help! I want to make her GRAVID with daughters over and over again! My body won't stop churning up thick seed for impregnating thicc monsters!

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>>37072305
He's still correct on a technicality.

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>>37072354
Says you

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>>37072354
>t. pig

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>>37072313
Do I flat-out call her a country bumpkin or go all the way with country pumpkin?

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>>37072354
Okay

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ummm tell big monsters that human dicks weren’t made to stay lodged between their tits for the entirety of the night

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>>37072373
Do you want to get raped or raped while forced to wear a pumpkin head?

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>>37072380
You're right. They need to be lodged as deep as possible in big monster pussy.

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Reminder if a human boy complains it’s allowed by law for his monster girl guardian to rape him until he cums a fountain. For coexistence.

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>>37072380
But that's what the doctor wrote on the prescription. "Eight-hour paizuri", says it right here.

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>>37072380
It makes sense. Important things should be secured in safe places.

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>>37072416
Big Kot

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>>37072380
yeah thats dumb, the tits hold the head of the human while the arms pull him close and the legs force him to place his dick inside the monster

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>>37072397
>t. Big virgin Lilim
>>37072418
>>37072425
S-Shut up! You are spreading the stereotypes that human men are breast addicts! They can’t know they can easily pin a man into submission just by crushing him with their brea-

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>>37072399
Disgusting

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>>37072436
Correct. Humans are extremely vulnerable to cold. This is the most optimal way to warm them up.

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>>37072380
>getting cuaght
you deserve that and more

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>>37071911
he walks the path of a saint.
i liked the wurm being a trufflepig, it's an evocative mental image

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mother nature is mighty thicc, I can't stop thinking about fucking her instead of listening to her tell me how to plant potatoes

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caution: fox tatters and fox milk
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/93659133

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>>37072548
>caution: fox tatters and fox milk
what am I, gay?

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pour one out tonight for all the boys who lost to siths or slimes

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>>37072572
nothing wrong with slimes

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>>37072582
incorrect

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>>37072572
slimes are angels

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>>37072572
I like siths. i was not brainwashed by the coochie, everyone should try siths at least once there's no HELPing how great they are.

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>>37072572
>>37072588
>slimes are bad
you are wrong

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Angels

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>>37071911
I love these cute fucking idiots

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>>37072614
She's too blue to be an Angel

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>>37072614
>angel
>is blue
should I tell him?

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>>37072629
You saying there aren't blue angels?

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>>37072639
pure ones aren't blue

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>>37072614
just because she stole a halo doesn't make her an angel

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>>37072644
nonsense, their base form is immaterial to human perception. so don't worry if your angel has horns, wings, black sclera, tail, forked tongue, that sort of thing

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>>37072630
>>37072644
Bullshit. I see the halo and she has an angelic figure. She's clearly an angel.

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>>37072654
>>37072663
>being this dumb
goddamn, you make wurms look like rocket scientists

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>>37072677
Wurms CAN be rocket scientists, it's 2021. Don't discriminate

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>Wild west outlaw Anon grew concerned after a group of monster bounty hunters hogtied him and rode back into town
>He grew increasingly concerned as they rode past the Sheriff's office and towards the saloon they had turned into their makeshift headquarters

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>>37072677
Anon, halo = angel. There's not much else to say.

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>>37072614
>>37072663
>>37072698
go home elf, you're drunk

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>>37072698
damn, if you believe that, I got some land that has no monster on it to sell you

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>>37072287
>Yeah kid I got your Frisbee off of old paladin Gregory's roof.
>But you gotta pay me back before I give it to you...

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>>37072706
If the main skin color of demons is red, that means blue is the color of angels!

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>>37072685
wurm+bogie=?.....

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>Nyan. Remember I am only wearing this when we are alone at home.. tell anyone about this and you are getting a clubbing with the macuahuitl nya!

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>>37072737
>anon immediately takes his cat wife and shows her off to the tribe

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>>37072698
>No fluffy wings to embrace me with
go home elf, you're drunk

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>>37072747
>I wonder what 'God damnit husband' sounds like in the aztec cat language

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>>37072768
Aproximately the same as the sound of someone getting clubbed by a macuahuitl

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getting awful holy in here

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>>37072780
Stupid jungle kots and their obsolete weaponry

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>>37072794
Then why do men keep losing to it?

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>>37072806
on purpose, aztec cat pussy is just that good

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>>37072694
>I thought you said I was the bounty
>you are
>you're also the payment

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Oh deer

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>>37071911
Godspeed on the soviet cat story comrade

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>>37072784
>Those are some interesting tanlines sister.

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>>37072784
why does she have such big horns?

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>>37072784
remember to donate panties to your local church
poor nuns can't afford panties

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When the portals open what diety will you worship, anon?
The Demon Lord, like a basic bitch? The Chief God? The Fallen God? Eros? Some hipster lovecraftian 'Mistress of the Abyss' type girl?

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>>37072864
milk

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>>37072822
Let in the deer! She's definitely not a yandere rapist!

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>>37072854
Attracting mates.

>>37072858
Ok but the only source I can get them from only sells crotchless panties out of principal

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>>37072864
fallen god is pretty ok but i figure i'll make a cult somewhere where i worship nuns

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>>37072864
nune but nun

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>>37072869
So Hathor?

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>>37072864
hathor

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>>37072905
nah, the saint of our milky lady

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>>37072906
>>37072905
Does Hathor accept female priestesses of the flatter variety?

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>>37072916
Still sounds like a Hathorite offshoot.

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>>37072923
Yes.
She's about THICK in general, not just in the chest.
So thick loli thighs and a fat loli ass would be welcome.

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>>37072864
My dragon priestess wife worships Ares, Eros, Hathor, and the Fallen God. I, while not being particularly religious, will secretly be praying to Tiamat in the hopes she blesses my wife with the ability to birth any dragon subspecies.

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>>37072923
Of course, Hathor accepts all, though don’t expect them to stay flat for very long.

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>>37072927
maybe but It actually turned into its own thing nuns with venus bodies in tight habits are better than priestesses showing it all off

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>>37072916
>ywn have a secret affair with a milky nun

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>>37072949
is that nun ok? she's blushing alot and steaming

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>>37072955
Religious buildings typical have good acoustics, it’s not gonna stay a secret.

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>>37072955
>>secret affair
>in a nunnery
>where all the nuns are in close proximity to each other and the walls are thin and good acoustics

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>>37072864
I'm not sure which to worship

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>>37072974
who would have thought an entire convent could have a dozen immaculate conceptions all at the same time? better get the pope (female) over here to celebrate

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>>37072974
>>37072971
>good acoustics
>one day anon finally gets caught
>he thinks he will be separated from his milky lover
>other nuns just tell them to be more quiet as they could hear it from day one
>you and your nun blush as the nuns describe how hard it is to pray with the sex noises and the loud "Give me your children!"
woops

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>>37072985
>tfw ywn do this and wake up surrounded by nuns

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>>37072916
>tfw ywn be a young naive anon and get told you have a white devil within you that needs to be milked out by the holy mother superior every night

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>>37072864
Mistress of the abyss sounds the most fun of the bunch,ngl

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>>37072694
>You've yee'd your last haw partner

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>>37072864
snake cult, demon cult, or snakedemon cult. all's good

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>>37073019
>holy mother superior is being visited by big shot paladin
>as she is being praised, naive anon shows up
>he asks to be milked of his white devil again
>paladin raises an eyebrow while mother superior tries to motion anon to leave
>as naive anon explains in detail all the holy work that was done to him, mother superior can only look away sweating bullets as paladin glares at her

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>>37072864
dragon cult, they need our help

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>>37072864
What are the requirements for the Echidna cults? i doubt they accept male members

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>>37073052
>the paladin is pissed that she didn't share him and she has been hogging him all this time

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>>37073079
>she's also pissed that this is the fourth mother superior they have to replace THIS MONTH
>always for preying on gullible anons

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>>37073103
what did the other three do?

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>>37073128
one tricked an anon by saying she needs help with the "mother" part of mother superior
another got caught using an anon as her holy chair
the last one got caught riding an anon on the alter when she lost track of time and forgot about morning service

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>>37072872
>She's definitely not a yandere rapist!
I've heard the stories about Ms. White Horn, she's a baby crazy christmas cake! She looks content with the snow up to her chest, she'll be fine

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>>37073158
the sea bishop of the frozen wastes

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>>37073158
>she's a baby crazy christmas cake
gonna open that door and yell "i need a wife"

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>>37073225
Woah! Real fox funbags!

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>>37073195
>open the door and yell "I NEED A WIFE"
>the words cut through the cold, winter air straight to Ms. White Horn
>she's never had someone so brazenly propose to her like this
>she blushes so hard the snow melts around her steaming body
>in a panic, she runs off into the woods leaving a trail of melted snow in her wake

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>>37073241
Let the hunt begin!

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>>37073241
>anon waits but she never comes back
>he sighs sadly as he once again gets rejected by his crush
>neighbor yeti asks him if she said yes yet
>when anon replies no, she pats him on the back and tells him there's always next time
poor anon

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I remember

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How do I join a witch coven as the familiar? Do I simply show up and ask them?

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>>37073346
go up to them and grab their tits

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>>37073298
Laska…

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>>37073346
what are your familiar credentials anon? what kind of personality are you bringing to the table? gotta put you with the right witch anon

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>>37072864
>worship
no

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>>37073362
That doesn't seem like a good idea.

>>37073398
I have none, I'm a rookie but I'm willing to do whatever it takes!

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>>37073482
trust me, it'll be a great way to introduce yourself

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>>37073482
>no experience
you and this witch in training can figure it out together

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>>37073495
sounds like a country boy used to holstaur greetings

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>>37073521
country boy better not go to sabbath meetings then

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>>37073505
But I'm applying for the coven not one witch

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If this is a B+ cow what's an A+ cow?

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>>37073548
Believe me, far easier on yourself to be involved with one witch than a whole coven, especially after the one who introduces you to the coven spends personal time with you and becomes enamored with you.

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>>37073548
that's why you make a coven with your training witch
that's what you get for not going to familiar school

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>>37073569
>>37073592
My mom always told to me aim high and so will I do, your words won't stop me!

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>>37073613
That's right our words won't, your body will though.

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>>37073548
>>37073569
>>37073482
>>37073398
>>37073592
I never went to familiar school
All I did was kick down the door, laughed at all the old hags I saw, and called them dirty, perverted, ancient, eggless, dust old hagsnthat never'll get a man. And the rest is history

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>>37072864
I like most of them too much to just pick one, might focus on whoever is in charge of milk though. Bastet is pretty nice too.

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>>37073613
>i can do anything
sure showed us anon, here's your very own coven

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>>37073557
One of those fancy wagyu holtstaurs, the ones that get massages and beer.

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>>37073644
Does ballbusting allow for better essence extraction?

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>>37073644
ballbusting aside, that's a cool Lich design.

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>>37073645
>haughty holst who expects you to pamper her everyday
bet her milk tastes fancy

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>>37073740
Probably but hometown, hard working holst is there to comfort you at the end of the day.

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>>37071836
Would it even be legal or okay for an adult man to try hitting on highschool girls or "JKs" in MGE's Zipangu?

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>>37073771
Anon, they're more likely to hit on you.
So yes.

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>You have ONE new notification

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>>37073863
How are we supposed to resist kot butt?

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>>37073863
How did she even get this number

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>>37073929
you can't aslong as they are not cringe

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>>37073951
Cheshire knows many things.

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>honeymoon is coming up next month
>want to get absolutely destroyed
>...but in a way that's special for your cheshire wife
>idea.webm
>on your way back from work, you stop by a dark mage's shop
>thankfully there are no other customers in the shop
>you're about to ask for something heretical
>in whispered tones you ask her if she can do it
>the look she gives you could kill the Chief God
>after explaining the entirety of your plan, she's a little more receptive
>"You sure you know what you're doing boy?"
>you assure her, you know your wife better than anyone
>"whatever you say. it will take a few weeks though, just so you know"
>you pay for the two items, and schedule picking them up the day of your honeymoon
>fastfoward to then, work has been hectic - which has made time fly by
>your evenings have been filled with the usual welcome-home pranks
>in the years since you've been married, you've been able to come to an agreement on no pranks while you're at work, so she makes sure to double down when you're at home with her
>ass-pizza, fake front door, electric door knob, rubber forks, aphrodesiac spilled in the AC
>the works
>all followed by lots of lovemaking of course
>but nontheless, the special day has arrived
>you pick up the two gifts on your way home
>you run inside and start preparing dinner, thankfully you were able to keep her out of the house with a promise of a surprise
>boy is she about to get one
>a few hours pass, dinner is finally ready and she's due home any minute
>you put on the finishing touches - you're not the best cook in the world, but you had some tips from your friend's kikimora wife
>a beautiful romantic dinner
>and just on time, she walks in the door
>dressed in an absolutely stunning sheer black lace dress with matching leggings and garters
>her smug levels: off the charts
>you sit down, lovey dovey talk while you eat
>a little later you both finish, and you leave to "bring desert"
>you come back with a small wooden box and set it on the dining table
>her eyes are like diamonds, she LOVES mysteries, and this was certainly unexpected
>holy fuck you could watch her drool over puzzles all day, ears and tail twitching and swishing, her face scrunched up as she thinks
>her curiosity turns to confusion as she pulls out two identical vials of perfectly clear liquid
>you take the vials from her hands, and lead her upstairs to your bedroom
>you quickly pour a vial in each of the wine glasses already prepared there
>you explain that you had the dark mage prepare two extremely potent (and expensive, though she could learn about that later) potions
>one was the most powerful aphhrodesiac human or mamano could take and suffer no ill side effects from
>the other had no effect on libido, but instead prevented whoever ibibed it from orgasming for "up to a week" the mage had claimed
>you're chest to chest, holding both wine glasses in your hands
>"i dont know which is which, but i'm letting you pick"
>her smug levels are off the charts as she grabs one from your hands, and drinks the entire thing in one gulp

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>>37073980
sorry for the anons i promised a story about raiju last thread, i got around 2k words into it and i just wasnt feeling the prompt much at all, so hopefully this is a good enough consolation for now until i can write around this block a bit better

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>>37073863
Ah, my phone has been hacked...

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that many monsters can be NEETS
Baphos included.

Some just aren't built for that anti-tit life.

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>>37073771
>>37073799
Essentially, Zipangese Highschool-aged girls or JKs will actively hit on adult or older men in the same vein as you see in Japanese duojins and hentai. Though I guess it is safe to assume having romantic and sexual relationships with JKs is socially acceptable and legal in Monstergirl lands because of their culture.

Though can the same even apply for HUMAN highschool girls too? I mean, in the world of MGE, what are the thoughts of the parents and or family of these human girls who are in relationships with older men? Just as acceptable by parents of mamono and Incubi? Because the human girl is going to monsterize or is in process of monsterization???

Don't "/tg/" me, surely this is a valid question regarding the relationship statuses of human women in the MGE setting.

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>>37074040
>have neet succ friend
>always take care of her liking cleaning her house and cooking for her
>is always "rewarded" with one of her lewd fan fictions
>the male character weirdly has the same name has you
>she always stutters that its a coincidence
how to get a neet out of the house?

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>>37074059
Considering that MGE has the order/human lands being in the medieval period/fantasy medieval?
Not outside marriage, no.
And 'high school' wouldn't real exist outside academies and the girls going there would have arranged marriages if anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37074102
just grab her before you leave to do something

[Anonymous No.]

>>37074102
Take her out to pick up some limited edition collectors set or to do tabletop gaming.
In person has a feel that digital can't match.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37073863
>Anon gets butt dialed again

[Anonymous No.]

>>37074123
>dragging your neet out while she's still in her casual outfit
poor girl is going to faint from embarrassment

[Anonymous No.]

>>37074171
and? tell her if she comes out of her neet cave with you and does something with you, You'll wear that lewd cosplay from those gachas she likes to play

[Anonymous No.]

The foxes are closing in, soon, no avenue of escape will remain

[Anonymous No.]

>>37074171
two years after i told myself i was going to wean myself from these threads im still here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37074201
why would I run from heaven on earth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37074212
Because they are going to make you pay taxes to the local government which they control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37074223
I'll pay it by turning tricks on the corner and not with the money I have offshore

[Anonymous No.]

>>37074200
>You'll wear that lewd cosplay from those gachas she likes to play
>she gets super motivated and actually doesn't act like a neet in public
>except when she's drooling about the coming prize
>get back home
>she gives you a skimpy outfit to wear as she licks her lips
>put it on and its actually quite comfy so you come out not feeling nervous
>she has a blank face as you wiggle around commenting that it feels like you're wearing nothing at all
>she passes out with a nosebleed
>you didn't think that was possible, just something from her animes

[Anonymous No.]

>>37074201
>throw tofu at foxes
Avenue of escape found, foxes are too easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>37072924
>What does a lazy worker and a gun have in common?
They don't fire themselves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37072747

Anon cant complain he wasnt warned

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[Anonymous No.]

>>37074338
she should have known what she was signing up for when she took him on that alter

[Anonymous No.]

>>37074338
What if anon wanted to get spanked by the macuahuitl

[Anonymous No.]

Man, those shrine maidens really need to be more careful, they keep locking me in the shrine at night by accident, thankfully I have managed to slip out a window each time before the fox in charge noticed I was still inside after the visiting hours were over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37074379
>shrine maidens and fox enter room where they locked up that cutie anon
>he's gone
>again
>shrine maidens pout while fox has deranged look
poor anon is gonna get gang banged right as he steps into the shrine next time

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[Anonymous No.]

>>37074405
dumb fox couldn't rape her way out of a paper bag

[Anonymous No.]

>>37074477
Ass Invaders from Planet Phuk!
In theaters now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37074506
might need to workshop that title a little more

[Anonymous No.]

I need a smug, shortstack empress mamamo of some sort.

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls with BIG MEATY CLAWS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37074495
>"hohoho....if i lay down defenseless, anon will surely have sex with me!"
>anon just carries her home and puts her to bed
dumb fox

[Anonymous No.]

You're having a rough day, then all of a sudden a bright cheery face comes in to try and make things better. Do you consider?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37074632
what kind of chant would she cheer for you anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37074542
I prefer big meaty hands instead, also that kind of reaction pic doesn't belong on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

Hope you are ready to marry, anon

[Anonymous No.]

What would be the monstergirl world equivalent of Dungeon Meshi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37074660
Anon anon he's the man!
He can open up the can!
>Presents a can of green beans
Goooooooooo anon~

[Anonymous No.]

BROS IF A MONSTER GIRL GIVES YOU A CONDOM IT’S A LIE! SHE LIKED POKED HOLES OR IS CAPABLE OF RIDING YOU SO SKILLFULLY THE CONDOM WILL RIP APART
DON’T FALL FOR THEIR TRI-

[Anonymous No.]

>>37074872
This man has lost his composure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37074882
thats a spicy looking demon you got their friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>37071836
Monstergirl settings tend to have great human women in them. They know what they have to compete with.

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>>37072864
whoever comes to me in my time of need the fastest.

other that none.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37074691
What monster girl is Red Riding Hood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37075026
>Wack Anonymous

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome to Crazy Bapho's Cunny Shack how may I serve you today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37075034
Werewolf. Notice the wolf ear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37074925
I want Mr & Mrs. Smith but with a monster girl as Mrs. Smith.

[Anonymous No.]

>Me and my bro sign up as gladiators
>Arena managers don't let us in as actual competitors only as a pre-act
>Say we might get hurt by the bigger stronger monsters
>Or that we wouldn't put up a good fight
>Bullshit, we'll give em a good show
>Toss our demon silver swords at the start of the match and get to grappling
>Begin the most chad of all fighting
>Greco Roman wrestling
>We don't wrestle on the ground at all and are only going for takedown points
>Hip tosses, suplexes, reverse arm tosses, wheeler whips and any other throws the most chad of all wrestling moves
>We're probably making every alp, p'orc, yeti and amazon's panties wet, from thinking about wrestling a greased up half nude guy
>Eventually go with a throw a bit too hard
>Scrape my head against a rock
>Start bleeding profusely from my forehead
>Honestly it looks worse than it is
>Vampire's salivating, dhampirs pretending not to salivate, guards having to hold back vamp mosquitoes
>They call in the jinko to break up the fight
>Both of us knew this was coming
>Pretend to be unconscious so the jinko focuses on him fully
>He tries dive under her pounce but she catches his leg and drags him back pinning him
>Take this as my signal to go
>Lock my arms around the fat feline's waist and use my legs to lift
>Quads are burning, glutes are tight, have to force myself to remember to breathe
>Manage to lift her straight up, leaving a very confused cat who's never been picked up before
>Can't finish the suplex as big cat is too big, and her legs are still mostly on the ground slack even though I'm holding her up
>Bro comes along to help finish this by flipping her legs to help complete the suplex
>Roll out before big cat ass crushes me and pounce on her for the pin
>We didn't really physically beat her as that suplex was the softest thing ever and the pin was pretty weak too
>But emotionally that must've been devastating, getting lifted by a man half your size and pinned, absolutely shameful
>Celebrate before the booing crowd
>Guess they all bet on the jinko winning
>Make our exit stage left
>Guess we forgot which exit was which cause were in the jinko pen
>And they aren't even all sleeping they're working out
>Bet some rata is recording this and is gonna title this "Poor little boys enter the jinko pen"

[Anonymous No.]

How do I evolve a Cheshire Cat into a Cheshire Tiger?

[Anonymous No.]

>Isekaied into MGE world
>Find yourself outside on a forest trail
>It's starting to rain
>See an old monument in the distance
>Decide to take refuge in there until the storm passes
>Walk inside the doorway
>Immediately see pic related swing her axe at you
>She cleanly hacks you from your shoulder down to your crotch
Thank goodness demon silver doesn't do physical damage or pain, or else you'd have been bisected right then and there.

But how do you feel losing so quickly to a mino?

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>>37075141
>a world class secret agent and a top ranking Kunoichi marry one another but they don’t know the other is an assassin
It’ll spawn a trilogy of movies and a mediocre tv series that ends after four seasons.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't become a teacher in MGC unless you want to end up with half the class as your harem.

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>>37075534
>Thank goodness demon silver doesn't do physical damage or pain
What does demons silver feel like anyhow?
Getting chopped in two would probably still hurt from how horny you're gonna end up being.
Or you just passout from all the spirit energy loss.

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>>37074660
>tfw no plump porc cheering for you to knock her up with lots of piglets

[Anonymous No.]

>>37075719
lusty heat, if that makes any sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>37075714
It's not any easier being a student either. You'll end up with five teachers asking you to stay after school for "hands-on lessons"

[Anonymous No.]

>>37075714
So become a teacher, got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37072184

[Anonymous No.]

Any last words before you get married?

[Anonymous No.]

stopping by to say i love shoggy, hi /mgt/.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37075910
TIME TO TROLL!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37075732
>You'll end up with five teachers asking you to stay after school for "hands-on lessons"
Might as well roll to see what teachers I get.
>https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

>Skeleton
>Gargoyle
>Lizardman
>Redslime
>Tritonia

I'm gonna go with the lizardgirl PE teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

the pompoms are a part of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>37075954
>Sea Bishop
>Barometz
>Bunyip
>Ice Queen
>Ryu
I don’t know how I’ve attracted the attention of such s variety of monster girls or even why some of them are teachers in the first place but I do know that I fear for my virginity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37075954
oh no

[Anonymous No.]

>>37076059
Why does anon get all the hot teachers and I get the alp and skeleton teachers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37075954
>greenworm
>vampire
>lilarune
>Skeleton
>owl mage
Seducitive mwees from a milfy greenworm sound kinda good

[Anonymous No.]

I want to touch salamander tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37075732
Either that or a bunch if hags that can barely fit in the uniform and have prehistoric slang

[Anonymous No.]

>>37074059
>Zipangese Highschool-aged girls or JKs will actively hit on adult or older men in the same vein as you see in Japanese duojins and hentai. Though I guess it is safe to assume having romantic and sexual relationships with JKs is socially acceptable and legal in Monstergirl lands because of their culture.
The JCs and JSes would hit on men in monster lands too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37076453
What monster girl has the best tail to grab during sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37076728

[Anonymous No.]

The cape is for trapping human boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never pop a shota potion, put on pajamas and spend all Halloween cuddled up with your Dark Mage momster/wife on the couch watching lots of cheesy Halloween movies
>when the sun goes down, the movies are swapped out for Halloween themed pornos, and you both give each other a real "treat"

[Anonymous No.]

>>37076728
Loli Salamanders and loli Dragons with tails you can close your fingers around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37076842
>Defeat loli dragon by grabbing her tail making her go mere female lizard without even realizing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37076832
>tfw ywn roleplay as disobedient student and your dark mage momster wife, the teacher.
>tfw ywn get molested for being a bad boy and edged for being naughty
>tfw ywn get brutally raped by her until you are a mess thats mindbroken to be a good boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>37076803
The huge tits and body stocking are what trapped me.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you trust her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37077027
I don't know any fairys that are human sized, so no. She'll stay a cringe virgin for another dumb anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>37076993
I need gentle momdom from a Dark Mage calling me a good boya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37077080
thats also very nice, but I like it when its a slow burn, slowly coddling you unitl you can't go to work without drinking her milk from the tap

[Anonymous No.]

>>37077027
>Sorry Miss, I don't like fairies.
>It's a shame you aren't a succubus.
>I'd definitely let in a succubus.

>Haha, I'm actually a succubus.
>See, look at my tail and wings!
>I'm a succubus, so let me in!

>Yeah, yeah, sure you are, Miss Fairy.
>Go bother someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37077027
I was hoping for a succubus, but since she claims to be a fairy I will have to decline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37077027
now.... what did miss haku tell me to do in this situation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37077165
>>37077178
>I want a succubus
you just attracted a flock anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>37077340
Worth it

[Anonymous No.]

Where does your wife fall on the smug chart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37055828
Why not a brown, muscular princess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37077586
clown

[Anonymous No.]

>>37071836

[Anonymous No.]

>>37076842
tail not thick enough, catch and release

[Anonymous No.]

>>37072864
preferably something eldritch, yes. I'd like to do rituals that summon eldritich entities into this realitiy so they can 'feed' off of me. Maybe one would be summoned more permanently, and would feed off of me whenever they wanted to. perhaps eldritch gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>37077618
sad clown with happy mask on the small part of the scale, happy mask with an ever bigger smug clown grin on the top of the scale

[Anonymous No.]

>>37071836

[Anonymous No.]

Is it true I have to impregnate my sex ed teacher to get an A+?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37077962
its how you get an A-

[Anonymous No.]

>>37077981
What do you have to do for an A+ then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37077995
impregnate the princpal who totally isn't larping as a student sitting right next to you, nearly bursting out of her uniform which is two sizes too small

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37078064
what happened here? why is this fox nun flat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37078017
he asked how to ace his class, not how to get his diploma early

[Anonymous No.]

>>37077675
Glacies-Genie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37078086
why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37078099
It's better if you don't understand the context

[Anonymous No.]

>>37077962
Marry her before/during/after the impregnation

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37078177
Who would want an idiot for a wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37078209
me but I'd rather not have one thats also cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>37077962
Impregnate the class

[Anonymous No.]

>>37078201
this is super cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>37078223
Yikes that a terrible combination

[Anonymous No.]

>>37078201
half-stirrup sock was a strange decision

[Anonymous No.]

>>37078209
>>37078223
Poor cringecats never had it harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37078277
When monsters become momsters do they become wiser?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37078225
>Anon is the only male in his entire class
>And they're about to start having sex ed classes
At least they can teach him how to be a good dad as well.
I remember the doujin that basically had that premise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37071836

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw sole male worker in a female-only onsen

[Anonymous No.]

>>37078330
Marrying and mating with your entirely female sex ed class
That's be what, ~29 wives?
I've only ever known inner-city public school class sizes)

[Anonymous No.]

>>37078371
You can't fight with a lantern!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37077786
>catch and release
Would do this with a loli Salamander every day, you can't just go around and steal little girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37075534
>actually going INTO the monument
>not sheltering in cover nearby to spend a day or two scouting it out
minotaur mince deserved it

[Anonymous No.]

>>37078330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pCtGPj5Nic

[Anonymous No.]

Must be difficult being a pirate or sailor in the MGE. Imagine finding a lost treasure of an unspeakable power, lustful energy radiating off of it, and carrying it back to a Demon Realm to sell it and retire young, only to have it attaract a literal swarm of monster girls hungry for you, the artefact and your crew

[Anonymous No.]

>>37071836

[Anonymous No.]

>>37078614
Nah, just let me fall overboard and get snatched by an enormous mommy kraken.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37078672
fuck, how am I supposed to resist not just stuffing my head in between her tits and stick my dick in between her thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>37078697
Don't you want to learn magic, anon? You can't cast spells if you're wedged between her mammaries

[Anonymous No.]

>>37078714
I know... its too good not to pass that up. Just for a bit more....

[Anonymous No.]

>>37078714
But you're not supposed to learn spells, you're supposed to help her learn better ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>37078736
humans and incubi are excellent mana batteries!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37078759
Exactly. Get to work, familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37071836

[Anonymous No.]

>>37078614
>Imagine finding a lost treasure of an unspeakable power, lustful energy radiating off of it
I want to accidentally fish up a shoggoth artifact that binds a shoggoth to me.
I want a shoggoth ship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37078759
Hehe, imagine if you were strapped to her body with your dick in her pussy which milks you whenever she needs extra mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37078076
She was evil, and her power was sealed. Now she is being forced to repent.
surely you wouldn’t unseal the evil fox, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37078919
>>37078759
Stop that! Humans are proud respectable adults that are more than mana cumpumps and- nyaaAAA~

[Anonymous No.]

>>37078962
>t. catgirl whiteknight

[Anonymous No.]

>>37078395
Why is the onsen filled with Mountain Dew?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37078861
>legendary captain cursed to never set a foot on land as his ship doesnt allow him to leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>37078919
>mage uses strongest spell
>and again
>and again
>enemy virgin hoodlum monster girl is super pissed every time she does it she hears the boy moaning in pleasure as he is forced to cum inside her to recharge the mana

[Anonymous No.]

>>37078994
if he wants to go to land, the shoggoth can just become land. She doesn't see the issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37078982
its for gamers

[Anonymous No.]

>>37078919
Yet another advantage of beeg monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>yesyes you are an independent “adult” human that can sleep alone. Now take that duck out, these breasts are not gonna warm themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37079052
No, it’s my duck, You can’t have Ser Quackington XVIII no matter how cold your tits are!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37079052
why my poor duck, why are you so mean?

[Anonymous No.]

After the Dark Mages discovered how easy it was to use their husbands as mana batteries, the sales of Lustsilk(tm) bodysuits shot up immensely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37078919
This just sounds like a budget mindflayer. Not a bad thing, mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37079083
I bet the danukis are behind this

[Anonymous No.]

>>37079083
wtf don't let my wife knows thi-

[Anonymous No.]

>>37079038
What do monsters that aren't nearly twice their husband's height do? Buy a dark-matter containment float and use that to have their husband hover next to them? Get a gremlin to build them an assistant automaton? Levitation magic to keep them suspended by their side? Simply polymorph them to be smaller?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37079135
In MGQ the loli monsters just knocked you out and topped you
The taller than you monsters and angels but not that tall used magic circles to keep (You) up in place to have forced sex like doggystyle.
There is one monster girl game that the fairy shrinks the guy to be her size and rapes him that way. I don't remember the name though.
In LustGrimm some succs used age regression magic.

[Anonymous No.]

She reminded me of the Fallen Maidens' half elf, though in her case the parents weren't lovers

[Anonymous No.]

>>37079163
Desire Dungeon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37079194

[Anonymous No.]

>>37079206
I just love when lonely girls get their love

[Anonymous No.]

>>37079202
I dunno but now I will surely try. It's rare to see fairies winning. They are always the helpers in the fairy tales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37078994
Sounds pretty amazing if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37078994
>It's one of the few ships that can actually take you to the abyss and back
>Though for some reason people who go to the abyss rarely want to come back

[Anonymous No.]

Please enjoy this completely normal kitsune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37079257

[Anonymous No.]

Alright stinky, virgin boy! We're gonna toss you into a room for 1 week. The room will have an extremely large bed, a small bathroom attached, a small kitchen, but no windows, and the door will be bolted shut. There are three rooms you can choose from. All of them are the same except for one thing, the inhabitants.

You can pick from the room with the:
>5 holstaurs
>5 imps
>5 lamias
Aphrodisiacs will be filtered into the room through the vents to ensure you don't leave the room with your virginity intact.

Which room you gonna pick virgin boy?
If you don't pick one, we'll throw you into the loli, matango pit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37079582
I'll take on the Imps. They're the smallest and therefore the weakest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37079582
Depends what the Lamias are like, either them or Holsts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37079582
That's a tough choice, being smothered by five cows or wrapped up in five powerful snake tails. I guess I'd go for the cows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37079582
I'll drag you in with me you succuslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37079582
How big can the holsts be? Can they be 8 ft tall and extra milfy with regura spice as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>37079582
>stinky virgin
Nah, why did the success talk about herself like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37079632
anon, there is not enough (you) for five tails without each girl just superficially touching you, defeating the whole purpose of the wrapping. At least five bosoms can be evenly distributed across you without loosing any of their charm

[Anonymous No.]

>>37079269
What game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37079582
probably the Lamia, but i don't mind between the and the holstaurs

[Anonymous No.]

>>37079582
5 sneks of course

Hope they milk me with their long tongues

[Anonymous No.]

>>37079731
There will be nothing left of me to be seen from the outside, trapped inside an impenetrable lamia fortress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37079582
Can I bring a special mask with me if I take the holst room?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37079823
no, only a straw hat an overall and some worn out boots

[Anonymous No.]

>>37079848
Really? I want to give the gals there a gift

[Anonymous No.]

>>37079658
Succuslut is stronger than you and already married. Which is why she didn't pounce on you instead.
If you did manage to drag her in anyways, she'll cast a debuff spell on you to make you super sensitive to touch and then teleport out and cackle at your screams as you ejaculate from the first finger touching you inside.

>>37079659
All the holsts are definitely taller than the average man. I don't know how tall exactly. You'll have to go in and find out.

>>37079823
You pick now, and we're tossing you in immediately after. No chance for you to go home and grab whatever mask you want to take with you, unless you already have it with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37078371
About time people started upgrading 2hus into mge girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37079857
Thank god, I swiped a couple of bogie masks before leaving the clowntown

[Anonymous No.]

>>37079731
They will be forced to take turns, this cannot possibly backfire.
Snake room it is

[Anonymous No.]

You've done it. You reached the end of the dungeon and defeated the dire matango end boss. The treasure is yours! What riches or magical artifacts might there be? You open the chest, and...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37080042
And you forget to post the pic because you are mentally damaged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37080062
does this imply there is more than just one ass in there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37080042
"10% jabberwock's all-you-can-eat buffet dinner coupon (some restrictions apply) (time limit 1 hour) (offer not valid in all alaska or hawaii)"

[Anonymous No.]

>>37080042
It’s Greenworm again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37080086
best item in the whole loot table

[Anonymous No.]

>>37080042
A golden clown with a golden crown in a golden town on the day of the golden mound

[Anonymous No.]

You have done it. Your rolling techniques paved the way to the final boss but she kicked your ass with her insta-kill attack. She is streaming this LIVE to all her hag friends: you are being raped, forced to cum inside her for the 12th time in a row, your pathetic resistance of biting her nipple only yielded you a “ufufufu” from her and a bunch of comments in her stream like “aww human baby is growing his teeth” followed by hefty donations.
How do you get out of this situation before she puts the wedding ring on your finger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37080042
please close the lid she's having a very pleasant dream about being alone in a blood bank

[Anonymous No.]

>>37080078
a chest filling ass or multiple, many options

[Anonymous No.]

>>37080042
And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>37080163
I'm fucked anyway, so might as well put on a good show and get her more donations

[Anonymous No.]

>>37080163
Why would I do, if I lost, might as well give them a show

[Anonymous No.]

>>37080163
Begin acting out those doujins where old hags fuck the cute boy silly I found in some chests near her room as well acting as slutty as can I as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>37071836

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37080243
>chest filling ass
Goddamn, that is one thick chesh, just thinking about all that ass makes me wonder how thick she must be and how much titty she got

[Anonymous No.]

>>37080243
>I ordered Tit lovers not Ass lovers this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37079582
Lamias. They provide such intimate hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37079582
Jokes on her I'm great at escape rooms

[Anonymous No.]

>>37079582
Very important question
What kind of snakes we talkin here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37079582
Imps because they are cute and funny!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37080042
a map to regura milf town, a shota potion, slutty cosplay for men, and a hover board

[Anonymous No.]

>>37080632
Ordinary lamias

[Anonymous No.]

>>37071836

[Anonymous No.]

>>37080647
fucking boring, couldnt they at least be white?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37080768
Because white snakes are rare and we found it impossible to find five to stick in the room. They just wouldn't have it, so we opted ordinary lamias instead. Lamias are jealous girls, but shirohebis are next lever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37080753
Yank it off!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37080427
dont know why i like these kinds of gloves so much. they look good for handholding

[Anonymous No.]

How would alp response to you will never be woman copypasta?

[Anonymous No.]

other than manticores, who has the best 'alternate pussy'? succubus tail pussy? arachne spinneret?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37080753
She's about to get spanked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37080753
I don’t get it, what is this lizard trying to tell me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37080961
post pics. easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37080961
look confused and go on with their day. doesn't apply to them since they're biologically women

[Anonymous No.]

>>37080961
I think that an alp that has found a husband wouldn't give a shit.
Hell, most alps that have just accepted themselves wouldn't give a shit since they are actually biological women at that point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37072864
>worship
no

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that Monday is daughteru dicking day! Start the week off right with a healthy serving of daughteru cunny!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37080383
Need

[Anonymous No.]

>>37081164
you should be shot

[Anonymous No.]

>>37080820
Rip off her tail, grill it, and eat it.

It grows back anyways.

>>37081015
She wants you to stick a body part of yours up her rump. Fingers, tongue, toe, maybe even your pee-pee if you're a freak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37081015
she's showing off her new underwear to you, her best friend
make sure to compliment her

[Anonymous No.]

>Clown Pussy
Don't use an acronym for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37081318
But I love my clussy and she loves me

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to drink her breastmilk and there is nothing you can do to stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37075140
I see human ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>37081526
>okaythenthatwasalwaysallowed.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

hope you've been a good boy this year or krampus chan will have to fuck you straight kehehehehe

[Anonymous No.]

Chesh has destroyed another piece of office equipment. How will you punish her to ensure she doesn't do it again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37081805
Can I ask for a spanking if I was a good boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37081270
You should shoot your hot sticky cummies into your daughteru's cunny, you rat bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37081814
Send her to Underland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37081814
firing her old and cringe ass and hiring the bogie instead as I should

[Anonymous No.]

ANON WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DELETE ALL THE CHAPTERS OF DAILY LIFE WITH A LILIM
God damn it, if what you wanted was a re-write you should have left the old versions as they were, not kill them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082074
>Thus curls the monkey's paw

[Anonymous No.]

>>37080984
i like whatever tentacle has going on.
i'd try a jabberwock tentacle or a chimera snake tail

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Any stories that are tearjerkers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082074
Aren't they in the mega archive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082357
Laska

[Anonymous No.]

guys I'm super scared right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082397
that cupboard won't stop the shog anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082274
This Mummy is too high leveled

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082443
>anon gets stuck in a storm
>is able to get to a nearby mansion to ask for help
>writhing mass of unspeakable, unknowable maid chases him through the building
>is able to barricade himself in a room
>takes this opportunity to post of 4Monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082443
>cupboard

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082397
>Mastaaah, where are you?
>Come back, please.

[Anonymous No.]

When your Dragon wife finds your Jinko and Minotaur porn stash

[Anonymous No.]

>A lich that acts and talks like Skeletor

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082505
>anon really should have realised something was wrong when all the portraits in the mansion changed to him

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082528
...Well, at least she didn't find the holst porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082274
Almost looked fairy sized in the thumbnail

[Anonymous No.]

>>37071836

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082505
Melting love, what are you doing in /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082530
>When are you goody-goody fools going to understand? I am completely and utterly evil. I live to be bad! I care for no one and no one cares for me.
>What about your husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082595
>"T-that's different! He doesn't count!"

[Anonymous No.]

A reminder that you don't have a choice and you will love your wife whether you want it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082628
of course, thats what the brain washing is for

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082628
Anon, that big fey doggo is getting bred and you can't stop me from giving her pups

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082628
just the way I like it, even better if she's some old fat tanuki that's blackmailing me into fucking her even if I don't (do) want to

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082639
based and mindflayerpilled

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082628
Good. I'd like to be kidnapped by my wife after she stalks me for several weeks, appears in my home multiple times for the next week and rapes me. Very romantic.

[Anonymous No.]

>Danuki cop: Stop running! You know it is illegal to go out at night as a man! You are under arrest! Behave and I can be your "companion" so I don't have to put you in jail!
>Titania: Reporting men to the police is so fun. Kukuku.
>Weresheep: Hey look! That cop is going to arrest a man for being out alone! Come on, now its your chance, use your Mantis skills to jump, grab him by the arm and claim he is with you!
Mantis: I...I... *blush intensely*
>Ocelomeh Commander: Oye guerita, pay me the fine money and some "extra" and I can have this man "accidentally" delivered to your mansion instead of taking him to the station.
>Wight: Do you think he is into undead? I don't want to pay his fine just to get a "thank you" and a kiss on the cheek.
>Wendigo: Poor guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082628
I'm going to the nearest fox shrine and you can't stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082710
>danuki cop
This is why I freerun, to run away from fat cops

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082723
the best kind of yandere

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082723

KC confirmed Inaris are Yanderes. At least that is what the machine translations strongly imply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082628
But what if it's a mouse. I don't want a mouse wife. Or a sabbath girl. Ew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082710
>danuki cop
>cop
>has no uniform
Hmmm....

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082628
Tell me about the giant fairy. Why does she look so scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082723
Perfect, but more visible corruption would make them even better

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082723
Looking very Midna there, foxie

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082710
>>Danuki cop
This is the one thing that should never be allowed

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082742
No way, look at this face and tell me it's unstable in any way whatsoever

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082628
Is she enjoying the taste of his blood, or is she in just such a frenzy that she's doing the most animalistic form of first aid

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082443
>"bullets won't work, master"

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082528
Why didn't I marry a Jinko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37071836

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082758
a fairy knight was an euphemism for a gay dude, she is just gay for (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082825
poor drooling thing, I should take her to see a doctor, I hope she is okey

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082826
It could be either way. She is cursed to eat her lovers though another fairy noted that she has gotten better at controlling those urges and might become a fine bride in the future.
She also noted her beast clan has the tendency to greet by licking, so it wouldn't be far-off if they had similar tendencies to lick wounds.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to go to the doctor to get my sperm count checked, then put the results on a t-shirt and walk around the monster girl parts of town and pretend that I'm not doing it intentionally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082758
She is cursed to eat whoever she falls in love. Also since she weights 120 kilos she'd likely accidental kill anyway just by topping someone.
She is however hopelessly in love though, and has been getting better at self-control to avoid injuring (You).

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082397
>Honk....Honk....Honk
>This is what Anon hears as he entered the clown house
>The clowns honk searching for the intruder
>He is hiding under a cabinet
>He thinks the coast is clear
>Anon quietly crawls out
>He opens the first door to see...
>an unmasked bogie
>He cums so hard that he cums on the Bogie
>His knees buckle under him
>The Bogie enters the room
>Her unchanging smile growing ever wider with each step
>She takes off his pants
>"TIme to clean this mess you made as well as suck your soul, you naughty boy"
>Her mouth descends onto his quivering member, sucking and licking it as if she wanted to suck all of his semen
>He came again, It was hard that he fainted
>The Bogie picked up him, still sucking him off as if his dick was a delicious treat

[Anonymous No.]

ghost milking
>>9956452

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082528
When she finds the pre-DL dragon porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082678
Mindflayers are the best. I say this of my own volition and my wife has in no way altered my mind forcing me to love her.

[Anonymous No.]

ghost milking
https://files.catbox.moe/hsmoz1.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

How am I supposed to pay attention if my teacher is this hot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37083520
give her an ice pack to cool off

[Wack Anonymous No.]

quick question: what happens when you put a bogie mask on a cheshire?

for context:
i slalpped a chesire with a cursed pie and now i can only hear cackling and honking

[Anonymous No.]

>>37082904
Oh no I better stay away from her

[Anonymous No.]

>>37083578
why'd you uncringe her?

[Wack Anonymous No.]

>>37083597
i couldnt stand the cringe. i had to do something...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37083618
you could have just made her a mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>37083618
Well now she's become based. I hope it was worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37076329
>ara ara you have an apple for teacher~
>happy mwees

[Anonymous No.]

whats new on MGTV?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37083682
I am getting paid to show the day in my life of being a high-class manwhore

[Anonymous No.]

>>37083682
well MonMagi is pretty popular with the kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>37083682
My Ushi Sisters got another season

[Anonymous No.]

>>37083682
Endless channels of soft loli porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>37083682
Pranks Gone Wild got a new host in Ms. Bogie

[Anonymous No.]

>>37083682
>Hello, its been a while
>My Name Is ANON COCKSON, THIS IS JACKASS
>AND I AM GOING TO ATTEMPT TO SCARE A BOGIE TODAY

[Anonymous No.]

I know mamano-mana is supposed to change both the human and MG in the relationship to the other's desires over time.. How've you and your wife changed over time anon? (if you've even noticed)

[Anonymous No.]

>>37083741
how does one spook a bogie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37083741
>get pie thrown in face by bogie
>scream and roll around yelling that your deathly allergic to pie
heh gonna get her good

[Anonymous No.]

>>37083770
hang yourself in front of one (with proper neck harness)

[Anonymous No.]

>>37083682
The bachelorette featuring Druella for the 4th consecutive time trying to find mister right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37071836

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37083741
>>37083770
>>37083779
>For this stunt I am going to turn undead
>Scary I know, but is worth it'
>Now I found my bogie
>I go up to her
>"Hello there miss, How ya doing?"
>I stretch out myarm to greet her
>She takes it
>My hand comes off
>Then My arm
>Then my leg
>And before long I am in pieces
>I slowly start moving as I use my tendons to move
>WHY?
>"WHY YA DO IT", while crying blood as I gain speed
>The Bogie has been unsmugged and is running
>On a side note, I just turned her into a really clingy bogey
>HELP

[Anonymous No.]

Whats the most dramatic reveal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37083811
She seems upset
(You) should try and calm her down

[Anonymous No.]

>>37083851
It was done by ligma

[Anonymous No.]

>>37083877
MUST....NOT...COTINUE....JOKE

[Anonymous No.]

attention mgt

cunny

that is all

[Anonymous No.]

>>37083898
be purified by titty

[Anonymous No.]

>>37083799
>All of the demon lord's other daughters are waiting for their season on the show
>but fucking druella keeps hogging all the showtime because she scares all the guys away

[Anonymous No.]

>>37083907
too small

[Anonymous No.]

>>37083907
Humans are NOT tit addicts that lose their intelligence just by having their dicks smashed by tiddie-

[Anonymous No.]

>>37083917
you want bigger, ok. An actual cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>37083942
>ywn drag a moobucks employee into a supply closet to give her your milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>37083873
Do you see how much spirit fire she is radiating?! I'm hiding until things simmer down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37083877
What does the disease Joe caught have to do with anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37083955
Don't know about Joe, but have you heard what happened to sugma?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37083962
Sugma is just another strain of ligma, it's common in nations such as the Sugandese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37083873
>go to calm things down
>overhear the scolding
>"...How DARE you try to take anon for yourselves! HE is mine! MINE!"
>"y-yes high priestess..."
umm...maybe you shouldn't anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>37083971
I don't hear much from those nations, I am from deez titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>37083989
think you watered that rose too much anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>37083997
nah, I think she needs a bit more, don't ya think?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084000
If you water her too much she will become too powerful to control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084017
and whys that bad? I want her to look as pretty as I can make her

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084017
how do you know when it's too much? my plants are getting thiccer but they always ask for more water

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084000
>nah, I think she needs a bit more, don't ya think?
trips confirm. Give her some of those fertilizer spikes as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084060
>fertilizer spikes
>more water
>farmer anon unknowingly greats a vast demon realm forest due to his great care with his garden
>all the trees are part of his plants and they use it to keep out competition for his affections
>it doesn't matter that his plants tower over him
>he pays special attention to each one as if they are precious bulbs
>doesn't realize the harem he keeps grown larger and stronger

[Anonymous No.]

>>37083811
She’s angry because you saved a thumbnail of her

[Anonymous No.]

Neetpires are best pire

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084159
all vampires are neets, change my mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084168
the Count holds a steady job

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084168
easy
all vampires are neets AND dorks

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084168
Some go to school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084185
true
>>37084183
sittinfg on her fat ass and doing nothing else in her fuck hueg castle like a virgin

[Anonymous No.]

>>37071836

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084168
>>37084185
>>37084193
t. dhampirs

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084226
vampires do nothing, dhampirs are edgy chunnis that also do nothing

[Anonymous No.]

eat rock

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084168

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084236
Vampires as the superior beings need to do nothing. That's what butlers are for.

[Anonymous No.]

Post evil nuns

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084168
Since when were NEETs this elegant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084287
so they are so superior that they need help?
>>37084301
a fancy neet is still a neet

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084298

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084298

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084236
Dhampirs are cute dorks that you can befriend, Vampires are asshole dorks with superiority complex.

[Anonymous No.]

>MGC Police interrogation

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084287
I want to be that boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084298

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084376
>BREAKIN' THE LAW, BREAKIN' THE LAW

[Anonymous No.]

37084376
hey, you wanna go on a vacation?

[Anonymous No.]

>this is steve
>Steve when into the forest dispite warnings
>He said he wanted "Sweet forrest fauna pussy"
>We didnt belive him
>We later found him crushed by logs
>The woodcutter who foundhim got caught by a bear woman and they're now married
>guess steve was right
>Still, dont be like steve

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084388
Laws are meant to be broken, just like hymens

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084388
im gonna break hearts and theres nothing you can do

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084390
I don't get the moral of the story
If anything, Steve paved the way for others to get wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084305
Because they don't do mundane things.

>>37084375
Good boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084390
Poor Steve. Just wanted a wife, ended up dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084394
Lawbreakers will get mind broken!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084412
at least he made a wisp happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084404
Would you die so people get wives or get a wife yourself?
DON'T BE LIKE STEVE

[Anonymous No.]

I'm still waiting to be abducted.

[Anonymous No.]

Fear not, anon. The halfling knight will protect you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084454
A lilim is gonna suplex her into dark matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084454
good, she can protect me from cold lonely nights

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084462
but it was my turn to get suplexed

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084415
What if there was no wisp in the area?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084473
sorry dude. no bad ends

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084390
It's worth poting out that it doesn't expicitly say steve died
THEREFORE
you could make a healing story with a forest dryad or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084473
nah steve is alive
he's just getting raped by dryads now

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084517
If she cant fly with that head, she is genetically pointles

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084503
Nice

I'd prefer Alraune's personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084462
I bet a monsteriztion like that would be really lewd with the dark matter tightly fitting and hugging her body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084530
why the fuck this plant so damn sexy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084528
i'm genetically pointless too so i'll give her a break

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084552
Flowerpower

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to put cheeky lewd lolis in their place:

Your bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084554
i hope she can't fly, it be kind of scary
>normal harpies carry you off with her claws
>this bird head can use her hands and feet to snatch you off the ground
>head wings flap away as she rapes you mid air

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084530
Why not liliraune since you're at it

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have mousougahara's MMD videos? Fucker went and made their Twitter account private.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084528
dont let her know that I told you, but that head is not pointless at all, it is detachable

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes are masters of disguise.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084708
that fox is too scary
i'll take this cool one instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084708
i might like dummy foxes more

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084724
Is that her focks ID card? Does it list her true age?

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like ghouls are underated, especially in the section of 'good to be chased by'

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084774
I love the news

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084708
Is that suppose to be Akagi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084760
not really, there just isnt someone posting them constantly like wights, dragon, or cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084790
whoi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084790
Hard to imagine it as anyone else given the context

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084790
>>37084803
Yes.
The joke is that Akagi (from Azur Lane) and 9a-91 (from Girls Frontline) have the same seiyuu. (Mai Nakahara).

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084813
im not familiar with either serieis

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084815
One is a yandere fox.
The other is a gun

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084821
>tfw ywn fuck your cursed gun wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084803
Crazy bit- I mean the lovely boat fox from azur lane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084760
i like that throwaway line in their profile where it's mentioned they'll take any opportunity to suck your dick.
at the gym? grabbed by the waist while you're doing chinups or bench press
at the office? under your desk
neighboring apartment? gloryhole in wall
in jail? guard or criminal she's getting you through those bars

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084830
>So Anon, I decided to spec into technomancer.
>Did you know how big these "Nutrient Generators" can get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084821
>The other is a gun

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084821
can i get a yandere fox gun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084708
>>37084813
>>37084832
I wish I had a yandere curvy fox lusting after me too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084887
you do, she's right behind you

[Anonymous No.]

I found a strange fox in a cave near where I live, I'm gonna go say hi

[Anonymous No.]

If hags are so powerful then how are they unable to make me cuuuwaaaaaAAAAAHHH~~

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084847
no? and can I drink from the tap

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084927
careful dude, she might be hibernating for the winter

[Anonymous No.]

>>37075534
>But how do you feel losing so quickly to a mino?
Blisteringly angry to the point of overpowering all lust. I will spend the rest of my miserable existence autistically hyper-focused on obtaining as much magical power as possible to prove myself better than those filthy monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084962
>tfw ran will never be your momster
>ywn get her mommy milkies
>ywn sleep in her embrace
>ywn wakeup to mofu and milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084945
Hagged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084909
You lied to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37085005
>the boy who went down hag alley
>The hag who blackmailed me and forced me to wear lewd cosplay
>The teachers back
>The lake
>Got on the hag train
>The boy who cried hag
>I was bought by one
>Showing respect

[Anonymous No.]

>>37084945
>>37084962
>>37084999
>>37085005
Fat hags make these posts to pretend they're more desirable and popular than they really are

[Anonymous No.]

>>37085023
No you don't understand, she is BEHIND you. You turned around, and she is still behind you

[Anonymous No.]

>>37085043
>hag tries to do a meme pose
>throws out hip
>now at the mercy of anon
dumb hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>37085043
but I do love fat old hags, I want to get molested by one while I am on the train!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37085043

[Anonymous No.]

>>37085108
now you're thinking with portals

[Anonymous No.]

>>37071836

[Anonymous No.]

Kiki forgot her line! Quick, remind her what she's supposed to say!

[Anonymous No.]

What is the scariest monstergirls and how do I attract them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37085220
>I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>37085220
cyka bylat

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that warm drinks do wonders to lift a monster girls spirits.
Lots of sugar may be needed for lolis.

Not all of them can be like Grelia and take their coffee black every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37085220
The Nerevarine as just entered your lair with the tools needed to access the power of the Heart of Lorkhan. You need what he has brought but are wary of his allegiance, but even so your voice betrays a hint of nostalgic happiness at meeting your best friend's reincarnation after all this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37085269
Hot cocoa while curled up with a deer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37085288
Always steer clear of the deer

[Anonymous No.]

>>37085357
No way, I'm not a queer

[Anonymous No.]

>>37085368
Well, don't shed them tears

[Anonymous No.]

>>37085357
deer rear endear, i fear

[Anonymous No.]

>>37085386
Screw deers, go for steers

[Anonymous No.]

>>37085426
I'd rather mere

[Anonymous No.]

>>37085426
i don't think you know what those are

[Anonymous No.]

>>37085452
Just alped holstaurs

[Anonymous No.]

>>37085357
ill make a deer my dear

[Anonymous No.]

>>37085499
Snowed in with the deer for a whole year

[Anonymous No.]

No more deer. Now you have to rhyme with bird, because bird is the word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37085535
a year with deer dear is cheer

[Anonymous No.]

>>37085562
>>37085562
bird is a turd with no word

[Anonymous No.]

>>37085562
bird is a nerd who stole by cheese curd