/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Milfeulle is my Waifu !iS.Yuri/S. No.]

A tiny tiny vampire is bitting your finger.
What will you do?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Scratch her back with a toothbrush

[None !Emiya21qOA No.]

Flail my hand around to get if off, and if that doesn't work I'll pull out my lighter and try to get it to give up because of the heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3701268
Don't know. Can Vampires get Sickle Cell Anemia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3701275

[Anonymous No.]

>>3701275
Mmm, thanks for that. Been a long time since I've seen a 'misleading png thumbnail' wellplayed Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Such a messy eater. Bad vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd make her a little cardboard coffin to sleep in and let her live in the dark corner of my room.

[Anonymous No.]

Rape

[Anonymous No.]

impale her on my silver fork
just kidding, pet her tenderly

[Anonymous No.]

kill it, tie off my arm and suck and spit the bad blood before I get infected.

[Anonymous No.]

Swat it.

I fucking hate mosquitos.

[Anonymous No.]

Bats eat bugs, right?

So it'll kill those goddamn Ants and whatever the hell else is lurking in the shadows.

[【 五角场 ～ 之 ～ 无名氏 】 No.]

>>3701275
inb4 CRUSH

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

hit it with a newspaper

[Remilia Scarlet !reMILiaJAM No.]

Die from moe and blood loss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3701325
in after crush

[Anonymous No.]

>>3701313

[Anonymous No.]

kill it and then discipline the nest of spiders in my room for not doing their goddamn jobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3701340
Sorry for asking... But how exactly does one discipline a spider?

[Anonymous No.]

Holy god it's a gifhhhhnnngngggggg

[Anonymous No.]

>>3701339
You disappoint me anon. This was not animated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3701345
It would've been nice to see some blinking, the blood dripping, or the legs happily kicking though.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are my fingernails so pretty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3701344
Drain the Boss spiders mana.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sure my tiny tiny clever commander would be able to solve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3701351
You finally got your wish Anon!
You are now the little girl.
With a tiny tiny vampire is bitting your finger.
What will you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3701344
Small ones can regrow their limbs upon moulting. And they have eight to begin with. That's a lot of legs to break.

Or if you are that one wasp you can have your larvae rewire their brain.

>>3701313
Bats carry rabies without any symptoms and you can get infected even if you don't get bitten because they literally shit out rabies. Airborne rabies. You don't want one in your room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3701357
I go on a penis quest, with the goal of getting my penis back from the gap bitch that took it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3701359
I have no penis but I must fap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3701359
>I go on a penis quest
... Sounds like a gay sex romp anon. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

Burn the heretic as always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3701344
spanking, I'm old fashioned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3701358
>without any symptoms
So there's nothing to worry about, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3701365
Is a gay sex romp supposed to be a bad thing?

[Anonymous No.]

So; if a vampire bites me, don't I turn into a vampire myself?
Or do I become one of those ghoul things?

Being a vampire would be pretty neat, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3701372
You become a monster and you won't belong in this world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3701375
Ah. Free ticket to Gensokyo, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3701375
But then you'll be introduced to the nighttime community of Vampires and get to meet Karin, Chibi Vampire ^-^

[Anonymous No.]

>>3701268
>A tiny tiny vampire is bitting your finger.
DEAR GOD WHY DID I NOT NOTICE BEFORE IT BIT ME OH JESUS

>What will you do?
KILL IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>3701367
Spiders are cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3701375
>>Implying most of sick fucks from /jp/ are not already monsters who don't belong in this world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3701367
I'm pretty sure a few spiders do that during their mating rituals. I was going to look them up, but then I found this and now I can't stop watching it. It's the cutest thing I've ever seen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D92AUXhYZ0M

You may want to know that the female he's wooing isn't even conscious.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fuck
Fucking cut my finger before the infection spreads, take out my bodyspray and my lighter and burn the fucker before taking cover

[Anonymous No.]

>>3701375
I'd probably just use my mind control to squeeze enough money out of some people to make me rich enough to buy a castle somewhere.

Then I could basement dwell for eternity while sucking blood from homeless people and drunk bums.
Maybe if I was bored I'd go out and be nice to people at night. I could always just suck their blood if I changed my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3701390
poor little bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3701403
you don't get the mind control at level one bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3701413
Well, shit.
Then I guess I could level up while I still stay at my dorm apartment.
I guess it'd kinda suck not being able to go to class until I've leveled up a bit too (daylight and all might burn a level one as well).

Then I'd just go out killing in the shitty areas of town at night after I've dealt with the guy on 5th floor playing fuckloud music and some people in the opposite block turning up their TV so they'll have to yell at each other.

[Anonymous No.]

Try pumping more blood into my hand.
If it isn't as cute as the pictured Remi, curse loudly while flailing my hand around until it lets go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3701386
DEAR GOD NO DIE IN A FIRE ARACHNOFAG

[Anonymous No.]

>>3701439
lol arachnophobia

[Anonymous No.]

>>3701439
>ARACHNOFAG
Stupid question but is that an actual... thing?
A branch of furrydom or something?

"spider moe~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>3701268

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>>3701445
its more the monstergirl fetish for arachne( spider bottom girl top) which combines with a being tied up thing. I mean there are spider furries but its a very very small outlet.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck Arachnefags, give me a Lamia anyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3701489
It warms my heart to see how many people like this comic. I am glad we got them translated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3701268

This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3701513
I only have 3 of them. Where can I find the rest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3701489
Spiders are clearly superior. See, this one's a spider that hides inside limpet shells and closes the openings with waterproof silk so it doesn't drown when the tide rises, like some sort of spider hermit crab. I want to live with a shy intertidal spider girl inside her limpet shell ;_;

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>>3701533
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=267014
http://monster-girl.homelinux.net/

Search for "Living with"

[Anonymous No.]

>>3701268
I SEND THE TINY TINY CLEVER COMMANDER TO BEAT THE TINY TINY EVIL VAMPIRE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3701268

*Kappu chu*

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>A tiny tiny vampire is bitting your finger.

She chokes on my impure blood and dies. I browse /jp/ some more, sage, report, hide, and call the cops on OP's thread.

/Obligatory

[Anonymous No.]

I grab my fly swatter and, well, swat it.

Then it's dead.

[Ｍｏｒａｌｆａｇ Ｐｒｉｍｅ !CURRY/D.b2!!eHwd9yRamz5 No.]

So, what you're telling me is that I will have a vampire finger?
Awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

I have hemochromatosis. She'll choke herself trying to consume my mud-like blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703219
Remi can't turn you into a vampire.

Zun agreed. Don't bother him about it.

[None !Mystia3.V2 No.]

>>3701552
Oh, didn't know that second site, awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703239
She can, however, alter your fate so you might turn into a youkai.

[Anonymous No.]

A tiny, tiny horrible metathread

[Anonymous No.]

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