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Youkai separatists have just taken over an old USSR nuclear launch facility. They have 2 Topol ICBMs in their possession and will launch if the Western nations don't pull out of Gensokyo. Choose your team...

>> No.3699233

Cirno and Daiyousei. Then I kick back and start to read "Shadow of Cirnobyl" again.

>> No.3699232

Kanako and Snake is my OTP.

>> No.3699234

But I can't pull out of Sanae.

>> No.3699242

inb4 powerlevels and yukari fans.

>> No.3699248

>>3699242

Yukari will make a portal to the base and gap the ICBMs out. Then NATO will launch air strike and all will be well in the world.

>> No.3699254

Aya and Sanae

Every dick in that facility will be sucked. Every last dick. By the time it's over, noone will remember what it was they were doing there.

>> No.3699256

>>3699254
lol you know it would really happen too

>> No.3699262

>>3699254

They could probably insert the ICBMs up their loose cunts and sneak them out that way.

>> No.3699266

>>3699254

...Why must you pick on them? Is it because they can get sex and you can't?

>> No.3699273

>>3699266


If you white-knight for them more, maybe, just maybe, you'll get a crow blowjob. A Crowjob.

>> No.3699278

>>3699273
crowjob?

brilliant.

>> No.3699282

>>3699278


The joke is that Aya enjoys slurping on erect, throbbing dicks.

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>>3699273

>crowjob

Icy what you did...

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>>3699300

Who's complaining?

>> No.3699300

>>3699273

Touhous have every right to be promiscuous. Just because they don't fit into your obsolete Victorian standards doesn't mean they are sluts you prude.

>> No.3699319

>>3699305
DICKS EVERYWHERE

>> No.3699324

>>3699305
DICKS EVERYWHERE

>> No.3699332

>>3699305

Is she gapping the dicks to her or is she gapping to the dicks?

>> No.3699342

Sam Fisher and Rumia.

>> No.3699346

>>3699332
Dare you imply she can't do both at the same time?

>> No.3699352

>>3699324
>>3699319

Yukari starts her day off with a sperm shower to keep her skin soft as butter.

>> No.3699362

>>3699342
.....
this actually works

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>>3699352
Which is why yours is so smooth, huh?


Figures.

>> No.3699368

>>3699352

/jp/ should start a business with that idea. The amount we fap produces tons of cum. Why not sell it as beauty products and fuel our NEET lifestyle?

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>>3699365

Silly Anon, everyone knows that black people have horrible skin conditions and get razor-bumps easily.

>> No.3699378

>>3699362
Glad somebody got it.

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>>3699368
But... that would mean actual work! NEETs cant get motivated to do their bed!

>>3699371
So you tried the treatment and still failed? Sad to hear it.

>> No.3699384

>>3699368
That sounds like it's just asking for a world of legal trouble.

>> No.3699418

Suika and Suika and Suika and Suika and...

>> No.3699429

Yukari and Sakuya.

Yukari to get us in.

Sakuya just in case they try that SELF DESTRUCT COUNTDOWN shit.

>> No.3699432

Macguyver and Suika. Suika will collect useless crap and Macguyver will build an anti missile defense system from it.

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