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368924 No.368924 [Reply] [Original]

You wake up and realize that you're in japan.

Is this awesome?

Y/N

>> No.368943

Can't speak moon, prolly have no monies and no phone, and know no one there.

Shit sucks.

>> No.368949

STOP ROLEPLAYING FAGGOT

>> No.368951

I would GTFO of there.

>> No.368953

No, I probably won't have any identification with me. What do I do now? I can't even get a job then.

>> No.368956

>>368940
/thread

>> No.368940

N

How the fuck did I get here

>> No.368960

>>368940

You woke up in sleep capsule. Your head aches.

>> No.368963

no, not really. I wouldn't have any money or a passport. I would be pretty screwed in 5 directions.

>> No.368974

You are in a small side street where there are no people about. You hear people from the East end of the Street.
[] Go East
[] Go West

>> No.368976

No. I have no money and no papers. I'll get deported in no time.

>> No.369009

>>368949
Shut up, roleplayer.

>> No.369011

>>368976
>>368963

You feel a lump in your pants. To your surprise, it's a wallet. Inside is a passport with an unfamiliar name, and $1,800 American dollars.

>> No.369008
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369008

i walk up to the first japanese girl that i meat and give her a japanese hello.

>> No.369038

>>369010
japanese CP

>> No.369039
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>> No.369019

[x] buy some shitty j-pop cds

>> No.369041
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[ERROR]

>> No.369045

Y. Im American, so I'll be treated like a foreign king.

>> No.369044
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>> No.369054

THIS THREAD IS INDIRECT ROLEPLAYING REPORTED.

>> No.369063

[X] Go find Keine

>> No.369067

>>369011
>passport with an unfamiliar name
That won't save me from getting deported. They might arrest me for stealing as well...

>> No.369073

Mare

>> No.369079

>>369067

You don't recognize the name, but you recognize the face. It's yours.

>> No.369088

I buy a dutch wife and run back to the 6 tatami flat i am staying in.

>> No.369093

go to the nearest embassy

>> No.369098

>>369054
I-I-Indirect Roleplay!!!!

>> No.369101

Yes except I got caught masturbating by my sister.

>> No.369177

>>369079

Well, I'll buy a ticket back to the States. I'll use the remaining money to buy myself new computer parts. I have no family in Japan so I'll be screwed over if I stay there longer.

>> No.370236

I'd go find Piro and Largo.

>> No.370507

>>368924
That's not funny, my brother died that way.

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