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/jp/, name one thing about Japan that will surprise me.

I'm waiting.

>> No.3658472

inb4 kogasa

>> No.3658487

Shinto is an animist religion.

>> No.3658491
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3658491

>He thinks /jp/ is about Japan!

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You can stomp on enemies using Kuriboh's Shoe.

>> No.3658500

>>3658468

Well, for one, Japan is a you're a gigantic faggot.

>> No.3658505

Reported, enjoy your ban.

>> No.3658511
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3658511

In Japan, dolls who can't stand poor service from foxes kill themselves right there and then.

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>>3658472

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>>3658491

Oh it's not? Then can we talk about Korean stuff then?

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>> No.3658545

>>3658505
>implying /jp/ has mods
haha, no

>> No.3658554

>>3658532
We talk about American and English things.

Touhou - Shoot 'em up. Spacewar! was an English game, so it's a Western genre.
VNs - Adventure game. Needless to say, Western genre.
Loli - The character was an American and American little girls are slutty in general. Western.

As you can see, /jp/ has nothing to do with Japan.

>> No.3658679

Yeah here is something OP. Japanese people being such perverted fuckers that specialize in all things bat shit crazy are suffering from population decline.

Believe it or not these horny fuckers aren't having kids. They had something about it on Current News Vanguard. Basically said that if they don't start having kids soon, in a couple years Japan may may cease to be.

Japans government is trying to bring in immigrants. Japanese people are raciest fuckers though and the government basically treats all none Japanese born peoples like second class citizens who can't even vote.

>> No.3658689 [DELETED] 

>>3658679

>> No.3658699

>>3658679
old news.

Try this: Japanese women are all traps, no lie.

>> No.3658707

>>3658679
The idea that a population could die from not fucking makes no sense, it seems like the sort of problem that would correct itself eventually.

>> No.3658728

>>3658707
The problem is too many Old people and not enough young people to sustain them.

>> No.3658734

>>3658728
So old people die. They should anyway, that doesn't mean Japan is going to cease to exist at all.

>> No.3658771

http://www.cracked.com/article_15816_5-most-horrifying-bugs-in-world.html

One of these is from Japan. It surprised sure me.

>> No.3658782

>>3658734
Takes two working young people to support one old person. Japan isn't even close to maintaining a replacement population. Japanese are a endangered genetic group.

>> No.3658792

Its not Japan, Italy's facing the same crisis.

>> No.3658801

>>3658782
When the population declines, the cost of living will lower and therefore the population will eventually rise again. Of course, if Japan continues to sardine-pack people in the big cities instead of focusing development on the rural areas where there's plenty of cheap land, the country is going to be doomed.

>> No.3658803

>>3658699
>>3658707
>>3658728
>>3658734

No retards. Today's Japan is a bunch of perverted masturbaters(is that a word? I don't think it is). They are suffering from population decline because they are cranking it instead of getting together and having kids.

It's surprising, to me anyway, because being the most perverted fuckers around they aren't having sex.

>> No.3658814

>>3658803
how is that strange? considering how people are always trying to promote is pure or some shit like that.
there are better things to expend perversion on anyway.

>> No.3658809

Remove government support for old people. Then the Japs will realize that the only way to support themselves when they are old is to bear children and raise them well.

>> No.3658811

>>3658803
How is that surprising? They're just masturbating to their own perverted fantasies in their rooms. You can't really fulfill a whole lot of perversions with normal sex, at least the kind we're talking about.

>> No.3658829

I like it how you're all isolating Japan, when the majority of 1st World Countries are facing the exact same issue.

Its not to do with a decrease in sex, its an increase in contraception, abortions, etc. With the rise of these in 1st World Society, obviously the birth rate is going to decrease.

Learn elementary Geography, my god.

>> No.3658833

Blame the "salariman" employment structure in Japan for the decline. When employers are expected to spend the maximum possible hours in work with minimum pay, made to live in cramped houses, and devote their social attention to the company rather than family, how would they be having more children?

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Alot of them wanna be black.

>> No.3658844

It's a problem in a lot of first world countries, but I suspect it's more pronounce in countries with tighter immigration control. This is why the US doesn't have to worry about a declining population, at least for a while.

>> No.3658849

>>3658837
Reminds me of that Enka singer. When I first heard his voice I was really entranced, then I looked up the youtube music video I was like "WTF that person's a nigga!?"

>> No.3658853

>>3658833
Blame the videogames and comic books too. When Granny says back in those days they have plenty of kids because they have nothing else to do, she's not kidding.

>> No.3658854

>>3658844

Obviously, but nobody wants immigrants from Third world countries, anyway. Japan's just a warning sign because their immigration's so tight, so it'd do other First World Nations good to learn from their current situation.

Italy has some villages where it is no longer viable to have a school, due to the fact that there are 10 or less children in each grade. Though, seeing as Italy has many isolated villages the Urban areas of Japan won't have that issue for a few more years.

>> No.3658860

>>3658468
Everything because Japan is exactly like USA except everyone is yellow and speaks moon-language.

>> No.3658864

>>3658849

You're talking about Jero. Yeah, I was pretty surprised too.

I started listening to his stuff recently and its pretty good.

>> No.3658915

(゚⊿゚) no thanks!

>> No.3658923

Why is Japan "horny" and "perverted"? You make it sound like other nationalities don't have any interest in sex. Many European countries also have a birthrate under 2, so they must be horny and perverted fuckers, too.

>> No.3658933

>>3658923
I have traveled to Czech Republic and Italy and I can say that indeed Europeans are horny (in those two countries at least).

>> No.3658941

Umm... Japan is a good place to live?

>> No.3658950

>>3658532
Why did you post a picture of ugly dogs disguised as ugly human women?

>> No.3658958

>>3658679
>in a couple years
ummm, no.

>> No.3658973

>>3658679

At the current rate in roughly 1000 years the population will be 500, sorry bro.

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Boo!

>> No.3658986

Contraception has been around for a long time. Ditto, masturbation. Population decline is due to people who /can/ have babies choosing /not/ to have babies. People don't want babies. They don't /WANT/ kids. This is unusual.

>> No.3659000

THAT COMPUTER YOU ARE ON

RIGHT NOW, LOOK AT IT

EVERY CLOCKWORK PIECE OF CIRCUITRY

MADE IN JAPAN

>> No.3659020

>>3658986
Babies couldn't possibly detract from one's career, could it?
How unusual.

>> No.3659052

>>3659020
If you want your kid to not end up like the hikkomoris out there, then you need to devote a huge chunk of your life towards it. To be frankly, the idea of employees putting family first is not something many Japanese employers love to hear.

>> No.3659073

>>3658986
>People don't want babies. They don't /WANT/ kids. This is unusual.

No, anti-abortion activists that ignore all reason like you and your kid being permanently in the poor house because they believe the stuff written in a book two thousand years ago is unusual.

>> No.3659111

>>3659073
Abortion isn't birth control. If you are using it as such you are doing it wrong.

>> No.3659121

Japan defended itself against invasion from the Khans on two seperate occasions simply by praying. Both times a typhoon destroyed the mongolian fleet, killing 150000 men.

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>>3659121
OR DID THEY?

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