Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Cutest doggos.

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[Anonymous No.]

must you?

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based and puppicunnipilled

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I prefer wolves

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>>36576844
I'm not big on this OP but if we could power through and not make another thread that is not going to die for days that'd be great

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>>36576844
what the fuck is wrong with you? kobolds don't deserve that whore in the same breath

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>>36576844

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>>36576866
>mosquitoSeason
but that's a wasp

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be careful summoning elementals.
Too strong a casting and some ara ara oneesan type may make you her plaything.
Too weak and you'll end up with a confused loli that.....does her best.

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Absolute dog OP

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>>36576972
>Too strong a casting and some ara ara oneesan type may make you her plaything.
how does one max their mana output, asking for a friend of course

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>>36577001
Well, if you have enough mana to summon one, you'll probably have enough to bind her.

Its those that summon them using rituals or cheat via ley lines that find themselves in an oneesan danger situation.

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>>36577018
wheres the strongest leyline then?

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>>36577025
You'll need to go to a nearby magical academy and earn/bribe your way to their magical telemetry maps

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>>36577000
cool dog

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>>36577037
so "borrow" them for a bit and get a nerd to help me

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>>36577049
Basically yes.

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>>36577055
I might have maybe summoned a goddess as my familiar instead......

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I LOVE MY STRONG HELLHOUND WIFE!

[Anonymous No.]

Post monster boys.

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>>36577079
So you summoned the MGE version of Aqua then.

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Human boys are designed for wing burritos.

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>>36577112
Man is the real monster.

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>>36577119
can I get a reroll?

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>>36577133
No rerolls on the gacha.

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What's in a fox's mofu? Like I'm sure she keeps snacks and toys in it but what else?

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>>36577142
disease
filth

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>>36577142
Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to, anon

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>>36577142
the lost library of alexandria and the knowledge to maintain everlasting youth in its depth

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>>36577148
>t.non mofu

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>>36577137
All I wanted to be was a dumb toy to an oneesan, not get a dumb toy as an oneesan

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Come to the desert.

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>>36577148
Hey, I personally ensure my fox wife's mofu is cleaned on a daily basis.

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>>36576928
The mosquito’s name is Wasp, retard.

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>>36577216
Now that's just unnecessarily confusing. Why would anyone name their daughter that way?

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>>36577142
their magical girl outfit and their jk uniform

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>>36577228
Bugs are stupid.

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Blessed archer of the snow forest!

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>>36576972
Then I need a careful, balanced, low-mana casting. Thanks, anon!

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>>36577228
To scare off those who would think about swatting her.

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>>36577254
>Smug tomboy ignis loli

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>>36577242
I'm going to make her sproink

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>>36577112
there are no monsterboys, only alps and things that don't belong in this thread

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>>36577242
i don't see arrows. does she make spirit arrows with her mana like a nerd?
also it's a little criminal to draw whitehorns without the hat

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bba

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How do I survive a drinking night with an oni?

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>>36577242
>no hat
SHE CAN'T BREATHE

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>>36577450
volunteer as a designated piledriver

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hello is this the maid channel?

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>>36577450
when she's not looking change your cup/mug's place with hers

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No, anon. You are the monster boy.

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Need some firepower? Consider Greenworms! They can rip and tear (into vegetables and into you figuratively of course ) with the best of them!

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Touch the bean!

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>>36577733
That's pretty cute.

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>>36577783
>you will never be the monster boy to her monster girl

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>>36577809
That's some dirty fucking water if you can't see her nips from that angle.

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>>36577804
>shotgun instead of hoe or some other farming equipment
I will only consider them a little bit

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>>36577783
>>36577824
But... but that’s the point? All human men become incubi at least when they fuck a monster girl or their species at most. Is there any case (You) can remain human instead of a semen machine?

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How do I join the mofucuza and not as just a servant boy but as real member

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>>36577858
have a very hairy chest

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>>36577849
just don't turn man
just be stubborn and say no to the incubus pill

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>>36577858
Miss, you have a leaf on your head.

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>>36576844

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>>36577933
is she ok?

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>>36577804
>those eyes
Greenworm Anon is growing stronger

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>>36577809
bean touch you

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>>36577995
too big
cant run fingers through your hair

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>>36577967
Haha yeah man I'm trying my best, they could be a whole lot better, just gotta study tutorials on them some more.

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>>36577828
Considering is considering my friend. The seeds have already been planted, she's worming her way into your brain.

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>>36572563
>>36572616
Not only is it a benign statement, but it's also absolutely correct. You are the life you've lived. Don't believe me? Put a railroad spike through your head and see if you aren't a different man.

Any pivotal change could result in a drastically different person, with different values and circumstances. Your memories are just the record of those outcomes.

Of course that it so quickly devolved to "look at me, I'm so special and unique and empty, I only look at the present because I have no past or future" says a lot about the kinda person to take offense to such a benign statement.

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>>36578057
What's greenworm's opinion on fruits? Are they equal to vegetables, tastier or does she hate them?

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>>36578071
Let it go already.

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>>36578083
no

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>>36577112
Future Alp hands typed this.
>Im not into Alps, but after the Portal opens I use my Heckhound waifu to track and find you and I will pound your ex-boipussy hard, just for this.

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>>36578057
>she's worming her way into your brain
but not in my heart
unless she's muscled but who heard of a strong greenworm?

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>>36577828
Gotta protect your crop from varmints
>specially when youre growing good bud for the Wonderland Bong-wurms

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>>36577849
>>36577879
to become an incubus is to free yourself from the shackles imposed on you by the gods themselves, you'll not cease to be human but ascend beyond humanity.

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>>36578105
heartworms might be the most romantic parasite. beside parasite slimes, i guess.

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>>36578113
>be farmer anon
>one side of your farm is regular vegetables
>the other side is that dank shit
>either way your chasing off varmints with your mallet
>one side rabbits, the other hippie rabbits

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>>36578105
Dire muscled Greenworm is still on the list of things to draw but I need to get better at drawing individual muscles beforehand. Despite me saying that, the only time I've really actually tried was like 2 months ago when I did this. I need to get around to doing it some time

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>>36578079
Depends on the worm but pretty much the same. Some Greens prefer their veggies, some prefer their fruits, most will take both. My headcanon is that different kinds of Greenworms(i.e. different wing patter paps in the future) like different foods more or less.

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>>36578169
>Dire muscled Greenworm is still on the list of things to draw
very good, I believe in you
>pic
very cute, would give a greenworm a cabbage for you

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Gonna donate everything to a monster girl streamer Then refund it

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>>36578225
I don't think monster girls streaming careers would last, specially considering the kind of audience human girls have. guys streaming on an mg world though, now that'd be something

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>>36578225

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>>36578251
Did she do it or not?

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>>36578225
i dont speak ruski, but i would type in her chat that i want to marry her

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Just going to leave this here.

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>not even your blankets or curtains are safe
how can I hide from monsters?

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>>36578401
Go inna woods. Bear Grylls it.

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>>36578401
Search for the local monster bunker corp division within your city, you should be able to reserve yourself an individual bunker, if you are very afraid of a certain specific type of monster they can include extra measures against it and the best part is that you only pay after you leave!*(don't waste your time reading the fine print, ,I did and it's just meaningless bureaucratic babble)

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>>36578425
Fish is the best dish.

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>>36578440
>go into the bunker corp
>have many monsters you fear
>have to fill out many forms
>get stuck on the "most feared" question

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>>36578461
>ywn be a knight on an adventure
>ywn be hate/respected by all
>except by your goblin companion
>she's the only one to believe in you and joke with you
>she's the only one who'll stand by you no matter what
I really like that pic

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>>36578487
just ask for an additional most feared list, it's form number 8-1-18-5-13

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>>36578392

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how 2 bully ushi 101?

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>>36578549
Tell her how cute she is and how much you want to put her in pretty, frilly dresses.

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>>36578549
kisses

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>>36578569
No! You can't just kiss an Ancient Evil!

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>>36578514
Odd choice of numbers isn't it? Must be a weird coincidence...

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>>36578581
>calling her ancient
that's another way to bully an ushi

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>>36578581
>haha evils go kiss kiss

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>>36578560
What the fuck she said she loves it anon why did you lie to me?

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>>36578613
oh no!

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>>36578549
hide her eyepatch

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>>36578613
gotem
enjoy you spider-ogre wife nerd lol

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>>36578549
say you want to drink their milk, ushis lactating is an urban myth and feel very frustrated when you say that

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>>36578661
small ushi cute

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>monster sneaks into your room
>sees pic related, but for her
what would she do? what would YOU do when you see her?

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>>36578753
>what would she do
blush, probably
>what would YOU do
naked prostration

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>>36578753
>what would she do?
Get caught in my trap
>what would YOU do when you see her?
activate my trap

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>>36578778
elf or undead?
>she comes out to clean
>anon tackles her and..."marries" her
that's her only fate

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>>36578699
What a little gremlin

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Ghosts suck and that's good

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>>36578753
We would both blush and stutter as I try and fail to take them down from my wall. She would try to help me and we’d get tangled up and fall down together in a heap on the floor.

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>>36578851
Why does my ghost waifu always act weird when I vacuum the house?

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>>36577142
Their husband.

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>>36576844
Kobolds don't love you and only care about your money?

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>>36578790
>elf or undead?
Why not both?

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>>36579155
>elf ghost keeps bitching at you to go get her magic ring instead of spending all day fucking p'orcs

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>>36579187
>fucking porkers instead of ghost elf
immersion ruined

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>>36579189
>wanting to fuck some incorporeal twig rather than feeling your hips bounce off plump porc butt made for breeding

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>>36579199
>He can't make his wife's form swell to peak fertility with nothing but repeated breeding sessions.
This philistine clearly cannot comprehend the trends of high society. How else is a wight to display the prowess of her husband but by her bursting seams? An arachne by the strength of the thin thread holding the elf wight's prodigious bosom back?

Instead he busies himself rutting some base pig moulded into a simulacrum of fecundity, dohohohoho

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>>36578699
They grow up quickly, be careful.

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>>36578392
<------- insert here

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>>36579476
No, she has to do a trick first!

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Do you marry one fairy or do you think you get the whole colony?

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Silly slugs!

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>>36579484
That is her 'trick'.

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Housewife skills are important

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>>36579500
That is the issue with a lot of 'social' species Mamonos.
> e.g Monmusu Sneks share for the whole tribe/village (well, except for one greedy Snek who won't even share with her mama)
>MonDoc - Cents (or perhaps all waifus that have servants) share their serving staff

I guess it's going to depend on local customs, personalities and circumstances.
Even if your new waifu is a 'solo-type', if she's the only girl in her village who's got lucky and brought home a Husbando, there's going to be a lot of thirsty girls 'dropping in to borrow a cup-of-sugar' etc etc

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>>36579541
She may not be fast but she has reach

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I have an an idea, I'll make a self-deprecating joke next time I talk with some nervous blushing monster. If I joke about how unattractive I am, it will put her at ease when she knows I am not going to make a move on her because I know I'm not good enough for her, and it will lighten up the mood if she laughs at it.

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>>36579663
> a lot of thirsty girls 'dropping in to borrow a cup-of-sugar' etc
Most MGE lore says becoming a Husbando puts a guy off-limits to other Mamonos, but then the Bicorn lore means it's obviously possible for Husbandos to actually cheat, even on a pure Unicorn-waifu, so it's probably an aura of ownership to warn other mamonos not an unbreakable barrier if they really want to try hard enough.

Ant-girls, Bees- etc you'd have to assume that they deliver any guy they find to their Queen - don't Fairies have a similar heirarchy?

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You have reach, she has flexibility.

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>>36579839
She may bend but she never breaks

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>>36577242
If you want the lewd versions: https://kemono.party/patreon/user/305523

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>>36577827
I wanna bathe in dirty hellhound water with said hellhound that made it dirty!

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>Wood elves in winterland's forests.
>Live in the deep woods where you start to see dire wendis
>Hate christmas elf jokes immensely

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>>36580130
They build many sauna in the woods so people who get lost have places to warm up

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Well at least there are no sinners he-
>>36580123
200 years for you

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>>36580123
That'll make it more of a hot tub than a bath.

[Anonymous No.]

What have I done to deserve this flat flavorless Mofu?

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>>36580224
200 years of what?

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>>36579923
New slime profile when?

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>>36580253

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>>36580218
>Open the door to one of the saunas in the woods having been lost in the freezing cold.
>Even think you've felt the yes of one of the wendis on you since you entered her territory...which was ever so conveniently marked by the hanging bones of an elk.
>You throw the door open and are hit by a blast of hot air that steals your breath away.
>'Unfortunately' for you, the sauna is occupied.
>Quite tall, possessing he supernatural litheness they are known for, and with well defined muscles marred by only the slightest of scars is one of the elves.
>Long blond hair is draped over her body, hiding her breasts ever so slightly while plump lips are curved up in a mischievous smile.
>"I was unaware that a guest would be joining me today."

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Remember, dormice smell and taste of molasses. Do with that information what you will.

For me, that means they have the best tasting pussy and kisses.
You're gonna want her drooling on your pillow.

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>>36576844
>first pic
Cute and devoted wife.
>second pic
3d bitch wich hiding under 2d avatar and farming money from poor faggots.

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>>36580263
>New profile when?
never lol

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>>36580268
Wendigo coats get wet in the sauna

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>Walk in to local Sabbath branch
>Tell the witch receptionist that you want a loli wife
>The witch exclaims loudly that you're a dirty, disgusting pervert
>All the other witches and familiars scream "EWWWW!!! Anon is a dirty, old man!!!""
Supposing this happened to you, what's your reaction?
Would you be like me and just awkwardly and quickly walk out?

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>>36580444
That makes no sense. They'd call you a pervert if you said you want a mature, busty Bapho wife.

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>>36580444
why would I be there in the first place? I love oneesans

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>>36580530
I guess you missed the "supposing this happened to you" part.
Obviously, that wouldn't happen to you since you're not a pedophile.

[Anonymous No.]

easy way to get (you)s on 4mons
just tell all monsters just to have sex on any issue

[Anonymous No.]

This is your maid for today

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>>36580633
perfect for milking

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>>36580253

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>>36580584
Don't have sex.

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>>36580731
>Anon gets SPEECH (or charisma) 100 used against him

[Anonymous No.]

Around Echidnas never relax,else they may take advantage of you

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>>36580731
That looks more like a female lucifer than Ilias,no? at least i barely see any resemblance between both when looking at the tags

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>>36580876
I love how done Viccy looks.
Is this what happens when anon tries to seduce her?

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>>36580803
>the result

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remember that check status and dispel illusion are among the two best skills you need to deal with monsters

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>>36581016
What about invisibility+levitate?

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>>36581025
>levitate
>invisiblity
just don't get spotted

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>>36581025
thats banned in these parts,prepare for snake pits prison,scum

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>>36581064
you can't grab when you can't see

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw ywn teleport somewhere randomfilled with desperste monsters and forget bringing your clothes as well and saying "oops I did it"

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>>36581140
>you cant fast travel when enemies are nearby

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>>36581155
>tfw you landed right in the middle of a court of single monster nobles with the single queen as well

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>>36580421
That's why their husband transforms out, he needs to relax in the sauna too after a hard day of chopping wood and hunting meat!

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>>36581155
fuk u todd

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>>36581260
Buy Skyrim again

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>>36581271
no, I will not that, I'll rather go to the matango pits instead

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>>36580773
Nope - it's "No Nut", not "No Fuck"
It means you have to do that Tantric 'keep-fucking-but-never-cum' sex continuously until you blow 3 gallons into your waifu on 1 December.

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>>36581016
You need to call upon "Dick Everard", the spirit of waifu-satisfying.

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>>36581406
she little and blue, ain't she?

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>>36581271
Only if it looks like this

[Anonymous No.]

Silly rabbit

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>>36581432
>westernshit
>>>/v/

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>>36581465
>Japanese artist
Heh, better luck next time, pal.

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>>36581547
Sometimes people like that try to call out everything just to look smart.

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>>36581464
No way you could get that close without her noticing. Hell, the moment you got out of the bed, she would have heard you. Fat rabbit won't get caught sneaking veggies from the fridge so easily.

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>>36580633
She looks guilty of something…

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>>36581735
she's the one that made the mess, and is now going to seductively clean it up

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>>36581765
"Oh noooo, lukewarm tea all over my pants. Aaaaaa"

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What’s the best race for a delinquent MG?

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>>36581790
Vampire.

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>>36581790
hellhound

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>>36581790
dragons

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>>36581790
For a school deliquent, jubjub.

Spends all day with her boyfriend in the bathroom stall, skipping class for more cooms. Doesn't do her homework because too busy cooming with her boyfriend. Sneaks out at night to coom with her boyfriend. Drops out from bad grades because she spent too much time cooming with her boyfriend.

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I'd rather be the delinquent that gets set straight by my teacher who fixes me

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>>36578699
>>36579252

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>>36581790
Ogre/Oni

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>>36581790
Salamander.

[Anonymous No.]

If that Grizzly asks me to deposit 5 coins one more time.

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>>36582030
What Grizzly?

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>>36576844
Around foxes, cover your crotches.

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>>36582030
why is she asking that?

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>>36582030
it's just five coins bro, just deposit them, I'm sure she must be desperate

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>>36576844

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>blah blah sinning
>blah blah blah I wanna fuck literal dogs from hell
>some fuckers even want to fuck, and may God forgive me, school del*nquents
Every day I witness the sodomites creating more depravity

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>>36582154
what if I am the delinquent, huuh?

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>>36582154
the only thing we have to lose is our shackles

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>>36582154
I want a dark angel cop to take me in for "sinfully acts"

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>>36582166
>>36582192
>>36582195
THIS IS NOT CHRISTIAN!!!!

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>>36582225
But the dark angel cop demanded I go to her to the station for a "patdown"

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>>36582225
I like being a bad boy

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>>36582154
Omg, this annoying fag from /mggg/ again.

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>>36582154
>>36582225
HELL ISN'T FUCKING REAL, THE GODS HAVE RESTRAINED THE POWER OF HUMANITY FOR LONG ENOUGH, WE ARE TO RISE BEYOND WHAT WE WERE MADE AS

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>>36581271
It always weirded me out how popular that is
Or that it still popular 10 years later

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>>36582240
What even is the difference of an angel to a dark one? It’s the same end result where being virtuous or sinful become excuses so they rape peo-

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>>36582195
I want to fall asleep with an angel cuddling under my arm just to wake up with the same angel staring at me, not having slept a second, with all her feathers dark as dusk, telling me nothing happened, that I shouldnt worry about it, that nothing is wrong

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>he doesn't want to fuck the smug out of a delinquent

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>>36582261
Keep up that edge and you will be raped by some chuuni Hellhound or Lich in no time

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>>36582309
Something tells me she made you cum at least thrice in your sleep

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>>36582407
what? no, imposible, dont be silly, angels can't lie, she told me nothing happened, I'm sure she just entered her shedding season

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>>36582329
No, I like nice girls.

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>>36582329
No, she fucks the smug out of (You)

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>>36582389
as if, I'm unrapeable

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>>36582476
That’s what all human boys that haven’t been raped hard enough say

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>>36582475
Impossible, I have only became more smug since

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>>36582475
i will never be defeated by them

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>>36581790
any but kobolds or angels.

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>>36576844

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>>36582492
and I will keep saying it since I won't be proven wrong

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>>36582565
>not kobolds
oh no!

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>>36582476
>unrapeable
What happened? Did your dick fall off from some disease, or was it some kind of tragic chainsaw accident that left you dickless?

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>>36582696
i think he means that he's going to enjoy it, which makes it into not rape

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>>36582696
Kek, DL will mistake him for a tranny and he'll get Alped.
>at least then he'll be rapeable again

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>>36576844

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>>36577390
She has her Tsurara-onna friend make ice arrows that never melt, very potent and very cold

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>>36580116
Horse pussy

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>>36581790
H'orcs are JK gyarus who lead a posse of pudgy syncophants around
Being delinquents is their Mo

[Anonymous No.]

Can it be winter yet, I wanna go wendigo hunting

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583093
>be vewy vewy qwiet
>we're hunting wendigos

[Anonymous No.]

>>36582225
>>36582154
wtf bro. Did you take photos with your phone? At least use screenshots

[Anonymous No.]

>>36582997
But that's a deer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583093
Sir, you do know that’s illegal right? The only day in the winter that you can legally hunt Wendis is on Christmas; other than that you have to abide by the Spring and Fall Wendi seasons. Otherwise the Wendi population will be out of control.

This message is brought to you by the Winterstown Game and Fishing Board.
Please hunt and fish responsibly.
Otherwise Papa Wendi will come find you and trust us; you don’t want that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36581790
Shoggoth delinquent who sweeps right-to-left instead of left-to-right

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583214
god I love when slime girls stop looking like girls and move as monstrous blobs with vague shapes

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw ywn enter a dragon only nudist beach

[Anonymous No.]

>>36576844

[Anonymous No.]

>>36581899
>he forgot about the ushi exponential growth curve
Amateur move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583267
yeah because its dragon only, cant you read the sign

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583267
Wouldn’t any beach be a nude beach with MGs around?

>go to the beach
>all the mermaids are topless asking if you’ve seen their shell bras
>the Elves get mad and say “you’re infringing on their cultural heritage” by making them wear bikinis
>CENTAURS IN SLING BIKINIS (seriously, how do they even put them on?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583202
Maybe Papa Wendi and I can come to an agreement that benefits both parties, we'll grab a nice steak dinner with a glass of bourbon and discuss our Wendi hunting options

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583304
I can't read dragon roar

[Anonymous No.]

Is calling older cheshires mom an easy way to bully them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583309
>CENTAURS IN SLING BIKINIS
wha, which parts are even covered?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583350
Boobs and teats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583342
>calling a chesh mom
someone needs their milkies

[Anonymous No.]

>>36582073
Around wocks, protect your cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583342
No, it will either arouse them or they really will get motherly towards you. Try "granny" instead unless that turns you on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583267
>>36583309
Even if the beach didn’t force humans nude by law, some asshole smug Cheshire or any sea monster for the matter would pull down your swimming trunks as soon as possible there.
Literally no escape. (You) enter the beach, you are only getting out naked with a ring on your finger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583304
>>36583329
>excuses
You had a personal dragon guide assigned by Deonora letter to guide you at the same moment Deonora coincidentally mysteriously disappeared. Breaking in like that is punishable with 3 days and 3 nights of rape and an eternity of marriage. Deonora’s laws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583342
What if I call a younger cheshire "sis"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583342
It's like you want her to call you a momma's boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>36580444
I just wanted to learn magic and fall in love with a cute little monster girl. Don't make me run off to the undead kingdom or worse find a dark mage with tits bigger than her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583430
I just wanted to swim, I didn't know they would be laws, next thing you are going to tell me that I have no rights because I am too young

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583430
jokes on you, i already married to a dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>36580444
>"Of course I'm a pervert. Why do you think I came to the Kuroferuru branch? You're all a bunch of little degenerates here, too. Now which one of the cute little sluts here is the most addicted to rubbing her cunny?"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583449
Surely there will be some monster girls to emotionally heal anons bullied by heartless sabb*th lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583430
I need my lawyer

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583449
i'm pretty sure if you got hurt by that comment that they'd immediatly swarm you and say they are sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583450
Of course they wouldn’t. You ARE at least 500 years old after all, right anon? You aren’t some underage kid not even 100 years old right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583557
don't be a fool, kids can be cruel, and they are very in touch with their inner child

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583449

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583523
Understood. Deploying an angel lawyer to your location

[Anonymous No.]

>>36580444
I acknowledge that, and repeat my request, along with a request for some loli cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583595
this isn’t really a problem, just throw your shoes at her until they knock her down

[Anonymous No.]

>>36582475
When you cant beat em,impregnate em

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583567
I am almost 21, does that count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583595
how did she get up there in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583607
nah, send me my wurm lawyer

[Anonymous No.]

Mgs for this feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583688
ghosts

[Anonymous No.]

>anon gets isakai'd
>there is nothing there,just water as far as the eye can see
>anon got booted to the beginning of creation
>"hey anon wanna start evolution with me?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583595
I'd ask if she can levitate me up there so I can start licking her cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583662
she is above your pay grade chump, and your insurance doesnt cover her fee

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583729
*glub glub glub*

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583733
wha? she works prone boner

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583729
>Sex nonstop
>for centuries or even millions of years
i cant wait for technology to advance

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583729
>get to be the father of all
fuck yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583787
we all know how that ends,ask cronus or apsu

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583729
I might end up getting tempted to commanding some of my distant descendants to craft dildo idols of my cock and demand regular use of them for worship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583767
>implying you’d have free time to use it or faculty to think amidst the pleasure for the following millennials of sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583729
i want a primordial slime to make the first smile in exsistence when she sees me

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583816
I don't want eat my kids, I want a fuckton of kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583856
just make sure to be a good husband or one of your kids will castrate you and use your remains to fertilize the earth like most myths

[Anonymous No.]

Fear the queen of the seas

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583867
I will, All I want to see is my children prosper and be the best they can be and make my wife as happy as I can

[Anonymous No.]

Do any of you have consider themselves to have a waifu but don't really have her as firmly established and developed character in your head(beyond what the profile gives) nor have name or personal lore for her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583881
Just a little though

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583881
would fertilize her eggs
>>36583867
name ONE myth where the dad was good and wasnt backstabbed anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583856
Sorry bro. The kids will inherit their mother’s BEEG genes and eventually rape (You).

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583887
I treat things like that succ-warrior like high level guard npcs,i assume you see a group of those patrolling the streets or like morrowind ordinators

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583729
The “Big Bang” was just your wife squirting from crazy sex with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583907
>name ONE myth where the dad was good
impossible

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder, would monster cities have laws about how much skin men can show?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583932
AKSTUALLY tiamat existed after the big bang,swimming among a sea of chaos (Not literally our sea) whoever started writing myths and shit had to be high on something

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583933
why is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36576844

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583881
>Anon is just fishing on a pier one morning, enjoying his day off
>suddenly she pops out of the water and onto the pier
>”Foolish human! I, the Queen of the Sea, will conquer your surface dwelling- hey-hey! Stop starting at my abs!”
>”Wait, you really like them?”
>”Maybe you might be of use after all…”

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583955
because myths that introduce fathers they are either death so their son has a motivation or they are the villains the son have to face. Myths in which the father is not a factor usually dont mention the parents at all, or they say their names at thats it. I cant think of a myth in which they show a good father without him being aced in the first act

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583956
A worm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583956
Thats it,no more candy for a month

[Anonymous No.]

>>36576865
This is very important.

[Anonymous No.]

Please no I'm scared of deep dark waters and whispy tentacles rubbing against my feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584012
replace fear with lust

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584012
The water isn't deep, her roots reach the bottom

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583887
There are a few species that show up in fantasies of mine with significantly more frequency than others, but that's about the closest I've got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584025
>no Man O’War Sea Slime gf with tendrils as long as 50 feet

[Anonymous No.]

>millions of years of pleasure in exchange of dying as usual later,also your corpse may be used to make stuff
sounds like a pretty good deal all things considered

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584049
DO NOT touch her tendrils

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584063
but thats where all the tingly feelings are

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you find a jabberwock with her two of her mouths on her tits and her right hand is flicking the bean right in your path
what do I do? I just wanted to find my way back

[Anonymous No.]

Husbands are meant to be shared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583887
i don't think it counts but i've got a dozen or so scenarios with different monsters i ponder over before i sleep.
maybe i'll have enough to fashion a couple stories out of it someday

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584011
Important to what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584099
Peeking like that is a grave crime, you pervert. You gonna have to compensate for this by letting her rape you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584104
The world. That's what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584108
She's doing in the middle of the dirt road, its like she wants to get peeked at

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584101
Considering the ratio monster girl and monsterized human females overpower the male population, polygamy will inevitably become the norm.
At very least I can totally see sibling monster girls all sharing the same guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584101
I want a cute JK Bicorn to tour Sabbaths with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583887
Closest thing I have to a waifu is "dominant shoggoth", beyond that concept I have difficulty pinning down specifics of character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583956
Thats the third Selene I know

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584101
>Kidnapped by hellcorn bihound?
>Takes you to the local stable
>Stands behind you pushing your hips into centaur pussy
>Makes sure you knock every one of them up like the manwhore you are
>Then cleans you off with her mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>36582717
Has the right idea.
>>36582696
I will simply consent first, therefore it won't be rape.
>>36582722
not how this works.

[Anonymous No.]

>Give in~

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584187
hmmmm... sounding kinda alp-ish there, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584194
please lobotomize my brain and take care of me

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584099
a common occurrence in wonderland

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584194
Sorry, breasts too big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584172
Centaurs are very powerful and unstoppable rapists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584199
again, not how that works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584212
go away baph

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584194
I will. For the monster girl regime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584194
nah, gave up to a false saint jabberwock

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584194
How would it feel being in the middle of those two girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584219
I'm sure that's what every alp says, shortly before becoming submissive and breedable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584199
but sounding requires penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583887
Jinko wife who is close to the profile description, but more laid back and seemingly lazy, but still motivated to keep in shape and spring into action when there's a need. She used to be a stoner smoking catnip in her youth, but she left that behind her long ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584260
your constant accusations of alp-ism speak a lot about you, anon, would you like to share something with the class?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584294
he's an alp that's testing the waters on how we react to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584294
>no u
dios mio... the last defense of the alp before turning

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584311
I'm not even the anon you were previously responding to. Obsessed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584260
>>36584294
quien va poner un verga en la bocas de esta dos putas

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584329
>multiple alps responding to me
I hope it isn't contagious

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584333
UHM. THIS IS AN ENGLISH BOARD, PLEASE SPEAK ENGLISH OR I WILL JAR ALL SLIMES AGAIN.

[Anonymous No.]

We need more fights with the fire lizard

[Anonymous No.]

I'm just going to ignore you faggots since you can't contain your tranny fucking fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584364
Geez anon, can't you stop talking about it already??

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584364
Ignore trannies
embrace NIPPON ICHI

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583887
ive got a dragon wight, with a pension for alchemy and shadow magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584380
no se ingles, mame me verga

[Anonymous No.]

>breathes fire
>bladed tail
>can grined teeth on said tail to ignite it
>more mobile than you'd think
Can she get more scarier?

[Anonymous No.]

>ESLs have become so comfortable in the thread that they're speaking their gobbledygook freely
it's over...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584380
I'm sorry anon, when it comes to mge I prefer the mist continent

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584431
for me. I want to go mge spain

[Anonymous No.]

Dragon boss lady wants your reports

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584415
yes, all she needs is to be aware of your location and getting closer every second.

[Anonymous No.]

I accidentally brushed up against a married fox's fluffy tail and got banned from mofucon permanently are there any other gatherings of mofu in the world so that I may admire many tails, few tails, fluffy tails, sleek tails, and any other kind of tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584457
uh, what? I was hired just to look cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584457
I report that I'm single and available all week after/before work hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583887
There are 28 different species that regularly show up in my fantasies, each of which I have certain personality traits (not a fully established character in most cases) and at least some lore that I associate with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584491
so are you undecided or a haremfag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36583887
I have different scenarios with different girls. Most with a simple background and a name, a couple way more detailed, and one fantasy where they don't really have anything. Some have 1 girl, some 2, some more. I like way too many things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584500
Both. Different combinations of them show up as harems at different times in my fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584474
'brushed up against' my ass. we all know you molested every tail in sight you pest

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584444
blessed, I wonder what monsters its has?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584457
My reports are just on how my dragon boss has the biggest hoard and biggest tail and biggest boobs in the entire company!
I’ve been with this company for 12 years and I still don’t know what we do around here…

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584527
I'm pretty much the same, you ever think about a harem including all of them? While it seems very appealing I have a hard time thinking of the dynamics of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584457
As always, I deliver quick, accurate, concise reports to the boss, making sure to give her cute, teenage Wyvern intern a nice look at my crotch when I pass by, motioning for her to follow me if she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584681
I've tried to work out the logistics, and while I can consolidate most of the scenarios and fantasies down into four, those four are pretty logistically mismatched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584687
Anon, that’s her niece! Don’t flirt with her, the boss is overprotective of her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584651
minos, gotes, phantoms, wights, vampires, and dhampirs, also sassy kikis

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584457
Ma’am I work in the stress relief department of DragoCorp I don’t do reports, unless that’s your role play for today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584708
Wouldn't she want her niece to find someone young, and not end up being stuck single as long as she's been? Plus, if I end up fucking the cute Wyvern, what's she going to do? Join in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36576844

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584457
Ma'am, I'm just the escort hired for this company to make sure I can make productivity go through the roof, I don't know how to write those

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584734
isn't that basically prostitution? and when you think about it isn't prostitution a very good deal? since monsters are painfully monogamous they are basically paying to bind themselves to you, so not only do you get paid for having sex but when you retire you basically got yourself a harem. For any unemployed anons I heard that BIGMONEY is hiring and they have great hourly rates¹!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584810
being kidnapped by a kuudere sounds nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584656
>biggest hoard
What about the pharaoh CFO she's got generational money
>biggest tail
There's this cute lamia down in the lobby with a tail so long it wraps around the front desk
>biggest boobs
What about the lunch lady holst she always knocks something over with her knockers every lunch

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584845
>lunch lady holst
tell me more

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584851
hope you like suspiciously warm glasses of milk for lunch

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584866
I don't know about him but I certainly do

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584866
I am so gonna ask her out by telling her I want to drink straight from the tap every morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584883
>anon causes a food shortage in the company
she's goimg to get fired anom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584906
then I make her even more milkier

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584906
>Fired cause pregnant
Hope dragon boss likes giving her, her job back and lots of PTO with it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

never break your arms when you have an adopted momster or live alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584952
damn, how does a fox get so thick?

[Anonymous No.]

HIGH FIVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584972
got to be the fried tofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584959
>or live alone
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36585014
it makes rountine tasks somewhat inconvenient

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584457
Gonna report how cute she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36585014
you won't go home alone after you come back from the hospital, you'll have a nurse soontobewife helping you out, especially with releasing some stress

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584457
I report that one of my shoulders is in pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>36576844

[Anonymous No.]

If I pray to the chief god hard enough, will she jerk me off while I suck on her tits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36585047
Just don't go to hospital

[Anonymous No.]

>>36585187
how the fuck you gonna do shit with no hands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36585195
Use your feet

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have a dolphin gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>36585265
You think you do but you don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584457
As is the norm I get tongue tied and drop my spaghetti everywhere when I try to speak to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36585297
What's the worse that can happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36585305
She invites all her friends to have a taste of you. All the time. Get a shark gf anon they're much nicer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36585330
sounds very nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>36585165
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>36585305
they get you high on pufferfish and run on a train on you in a secluded underwater cavern

[Anonymous No.]

>>36585330
and why is that bad? I only see that as good, also their tummies turn red

[Anonymous No.]

>>36576844

[Anonymous No.]

>>36585165
Nah but I think, the local lim will do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36585422
She's going to take my books!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36585434
what do I put in the letter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36585448
In the mail

[Anonymous No.]

>>36585455
sorry, meant, what should the contents of the letter to indicate my desire to suck her tits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584361
Need more fights with loli fire lizards that don't know their own charms.

[Anonymous No.]

>Pixie wife rides your cock while you're inside your Living Armor wife
>Then, when you get out, the Pixie size-scales so that she can straddle the Living Armor's face while you fill her up

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584457
Boss, I don't know how to break it to ya. The company isn't doing well. We're underworked because everyone's taking maternity leave, the NPVs of our future projects are falling every day, the Tanukis have been pulling their hair out trying to find ways to keep us afloat and we're forecasted to go bankrupt in a year or so at the rate we're going.

[Anonymous No.]

how do living armors give birth and what do they start off as?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36585519
>how do living armors give birth
very carefully
>what do they start off ass?
idk thimbles probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>36585535
I just had the image of a living armor breast feeding a thimble

[Anonymous No.]

>>36585519
The armor itself displays no changes, only the spirit. The spirit gives birth to another spirit. In order for the young spirit to properly grow and manifest to people other than her parents, she either needs to be fed a diet of raw materials to craft her armor from, or find a suit of armor to possess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36585474
That depends
I think if you want the military one write in that you like her hat. If you like the fighter one write how you really like tournament arcs in manga.
If you want the most known one write about how great corruption is.
Idk about the rest, but you get the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36585564
so I would have to go and find scrap metal and melt down it so my daughter can drink so she grows up nice and healthy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584457
The sniper is on the 75th floor, third window from the left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36585572
druella would be really into having a pen pal. she already agonizes over conveying her feelings in diplomatic letters so imagining her trying to write a love letter in response is very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>Succubus queen sends her minions to seduce a hero who is on his way to her castle to defeat her
>every single one of them fails, he knows not to get tempted by those harlots, even figures out who sends them
>the queen decides to change her plan
>this time she sends her strongest Minotaur warrior to just beat him up
>the warrior stops in a city inn for the night to track the hero down next day
>the hero is already in the inn and they meet
>he doesn't realize who she is and he's clearly smitten with the scarred, musclebound woman
>the queen magically contacts the Mino and tells her she saw what happened
>change of plans again, Minotaur warrior is going to seduce the hero after all
>she gets completely bewildered and doesn't know what to do now

[Anonymous No.]

>>36585586
Scrap metal, magical ores and crystals, materials from Demon World Beasts - whatever you think would work best!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36585870
where is she from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36585870
damn, imagine getting hugged by her and you gets a nice whiff of boob sweat

[Anonymous No.]

>>36584801
>t. Anon drooling and ahegaoing as Cheshire throws a pack of money on his face like a cheap slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>36586118
I do what I have to do to survive, man. Don't judge me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36586118
I dropped out of middle school. what else can I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36586118
>t. Cheshire that just wasted almost all her savings on the male prostitute she is addicted to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36586118
mindbreak roleplay costs extra

[Anonymous No.]

>>36576844

[Anonymous No.]

>>36586193
>tfw ywn be the best male prostitute that ever was

[Anonymous No.]

>>36586278
>ywn be caught by 'em all

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn have a Nurarihyon wife who maintains a private brothel for you in your house

[Anonymous No.]

>>36586311
>ywn be trained by them all

[Anonymous No.]

>>36586366
isn't that just a harem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36586446
harems dont make wives pay rent

[Anonymous No.]

OH NO
THEY'RE EVOLVING
HOW DO YOU EVEN RUN AWAY FROM THIS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36586530
fried tofu for the mofu

[Anonymous No.]

hoot hoot

[Anonymous No.]

>>36586691
The wise owl of the forest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36586691
love me some silent hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>36586691
I want to hoot the owl's hoots!

[Anonymous No.]

who are the queans of the seas?

[Anonymous No.]

Bun

[Anonymous No.]

>>36586953

[Anonymous No.]

>>36586953
There's probably some ancient, scar-covered Megalodon Shark Girl who is one of the queens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36586985
>>36586984
quean, m8 not queen like sea bicorn

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36586953

[Anonymous No.]

>>36586984
Because seahorse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36586446
A harem with extra steps, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36587150
how are krakens queans?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36586982
>no rabbit tail
it's upsetting

[Anonymous No.]

>>36586953
Probably Sea Bishops.

[Anonymous No.]

sea kiki sailor against shog

[Anonymous No.]

I love Yetis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36587333
can't they just get along? :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>36587346
its like water and oil

[Anonymous No.]

>>36587375
I drink some water and oil for breakfast!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36587346
yeah but you have to wait until the automaton maid episode where they have to team up together to rescue master

[Anonymous No.]

>>36587453
Magical kiki and magical shog go against the automaton menace

[Anonymous No.]

>every day when anon goes off to school, his momster lays on his bed and masturbates to his scent
>when anon gets back, his room is filled with the smell of his momster, which makes him rock hard, so he maturbates to the thought of her

[Anonymous No.]

do automatons and golems have souls?

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>>36587514
>anon comes home early one day

[Anonymous No.]

>>36587532
Yes

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>>36587514
can't she just rape in him in his sleep like a classical succ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36587514
>tfw ywn get very warm milk without there being a bottle of milk in the fridge

[Anonymous No.]

Beware of cats

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>>36587589
>have Holstaur momster
>one morning you’re trying to get a bowl of cereal for breakfast
>when you find out your out of milk
>your momster then instantly whips out her tits and milks herself into your bowl of cereal almost absentmindedly
>she then looks at you and blushes so hard you can feel her heat from the other side of the room

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>>36587609
cute kat

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>>36587453
Devils are the best maids, though.

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>>36587616
>You ea the cereal and can't help but love it
>Normal milk doesn't cut it all anymore
>No matter what you do, her milk is on your mind
>You need the milk but you don't want to ask her directly, that would be embarrassing

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[Anonymous No.]

>>36587740

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>>36587740
¡ ¡

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>>36587740
>>36587757
spanish anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>36587169
sea whores

[Anonymous No.]

I wrote a story about banging a Hellhound. Hope you enjoy it.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33920902

[Anonymous No.]

>>36587609
I won't lose to kots!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36587748
Get rekt, nerd dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36587609
Why is it always a big cat? I just want a cute house catgirl wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36587975
Big cats fear the Cat Daddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36587609
Not much of a cat person. Or a dog person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36588067
what kind of person are you then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36587824
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36586691
Fat birb

[Anonymous No.]

>>36588094
She isn't fat, she's just a fluffy birb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36588083
Most of my favorite monster girls are elementals, constructs, or fiends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36588114
That's what they always say

[Anonymous No.]

>>36576844

[Anonymous No.]

>>36588268
I love seething envious chestlets

[Anonymous No.]

>>36588268
NOOOO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, BREASTS ARE NOT CHILD-LIKE THEREFORE THEY AREN'T SABBATH

[Anonymous No.]

>>36588295
its one of my fetishes

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[Anonymous No.]

>>36588141
when you say fiends do you mean the demon type/succ family? great taste nonetheless.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>36587824
i liked it. i tend to imagine similiar sounding hellhound dialogue especially when she was trying to not so subtley figure out how he'd feel were she to forcefully iniate romance

[Anonymous No.]

>>36588404
Demons, devils, succs, imps, arch imps, Alices, and dark angels are all among my favorites.

[Anonymous No.]

Amogus

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>>36576844

[Anonymous No.]

>>36588141
what do you like about them? what is the common attracting factor?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36588427
and dark valkyries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36588512
Don’t slander the Valkyries. They are pure, you sinner

[Anonymous No.]

>>36588512
They're okay, and I like them quite a bit, but not as much as the others.

>>36588458
Beyond the aesthetics, and liking those types of monsters in other fantasy media quite a bit:
>The concept of forming a covenant with an elemental and slowly awakening her into her Dark form really appeals to me
>Similarly, summoning demonic waifus is really appealing to me - especially with all the dynamics of dark insigniae that can be incorporated into binding magic and/or contract magic; also, the personalities associated with each of those species are all enjoyable to me
>Constructs are the ultimate powerbottoms; they exist purely to serve, and will do so in the most absolute way they can. This can range from bratty powerbottoms like Mimics to aggressively submissive kuuderes like Automata

[Anonymous No.]

>>36588552
I'm going to corrupt every valkyrie to ever walk this earth

[Anonymous No.]

>>36588571
oh, so you are just the equivalent of those contract waving demons. You just like the idea of a legally binding link that connects you with whatever you summon

[Anonymous No.]

>>36588618
he has a point, it's kind of appealing. maybe that makes him the ideal market target if you think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36588618
it's dismissive to think that all preferences need a single unifying factor. i love legs and thighs but i'm wife a bunyip or apophis in a heartbeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36588665
I really like apophis' design but their venom and the whole kingdom toppling thing makes me a bit uncomfortable, I much prefer a green realm lead by a pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36588577
>Anon committing all the heresies speedrun
>Walking while single
>Condom Posession
>Firing up finger guns and winking at monsters indiscriminately
>Valkyrie Squad is called to scene.
>Suspect shown on camera to point his ass at Valkyries and slap it when ordered to freeze
>Suspect attempts hold hand of officer when approached.
>Suspect is gang raped by Valkyries

[Anonymous No.]

>>36588665
simplifying things help people understand things, that doesnt mean that the complexity doesnt exist. Its not dismissive, its just a first view

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[Anonymous No.]

>>36588690
and I'd fucking do it again.
why is condom posession illegal? is there a condom distribution cartel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36588690
Criminal earned it

[Anonymous No.]

>>36588618
That's a pretty simple way of putting it, but yeah. I like having dominance, in as many ways as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36588690
>not putting a sign for his prices nor wearing revealing clothing while doing lewd gestures
is he even trying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36588726
tanuki hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>36588690
i'd also recommend crotch chops

[Anonymous No.]

>>36588755
I want them on my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36588755
the dude was showing for getting the most heresies he can, whoring yourself out is probably one

[Anonymous No.]

>>36588788
I'm pretty sure whoring is supported by the state, my boss told me so

[Anonymous No.]

>>36587740
Cute paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>36588837
>supported by the state
what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36588788
the voice of god said it was cool as long as you do it in church

[Anonymous No.]

>>36588846
do I have to put on the holy garb of the lamb when I do as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36588690
Is condom possession fine if they're just used as elaborate sex toys, and all of the cum ends up in/on the mamono at the end of the act anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36588845
state funded whoring services

[Anonymous No.]

>>36588916
so there must be some sort of exam for that?

[Anonymous No.]

>Have to do a crazy overtime push at work
>Your day consists of waking up before dawn breaks in places 4 time zones ahead of you, then working until a few hours after the sun goes down before returning home and immediately falling asleep on the first soft surface presented to you
>End up sleeping at work one night
>Get woken up by a disembodied voice that sounds like a dozen or more overlapping voices, every one of which sounding like a different color
>"Master? Where is Master? So worried. Scared. Is Master alright? Must save Master."
>Everything goes dark
>Awaken again in an empty space, the only thing you can see in any direction is a pouty Shoggoth
>You ask your maid where you are
>"Outside of time. You will stay here until you are well rested. I have taken the liberty of dealing with those creatures that did this to you."
>You ask what she means
>"Human minds are fragile. Human minds are weak. One simple whisper and they deified you as their new god."
>You resolve to set some new ground rules once you get back home, she can't keep doing this

[Anonymous No.]

>>36588930
depends on the brothel, state funding is mostly directed towards maintaining brothels and some grants and loan programs to building new ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36588968
this is why you always have a shogneck pillow around

[Anonymous No.]

please I'm scared...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36588983
what if you are turning tricks on the corner without being connected to any brothel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589020
here sir >>36578440

[Anonymous No.]

>delinquent monster girl tries to act tough, but people find it hard to talk her seriously when she keep heart pupiling every time she sees Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589021
that's potentially illegal, please check with your local government unit or brothel association

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589052
I am providing service to the community and I could go jail for that? What a farce

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589079
you'd get a fine at most, maybe get chewed on by the cops if it's not the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589088
what about repeat offenders?

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls cannot stop you from being racist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589079
>get sentenced to 30 hours community service
>nothing changes

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589000
dont be dumb, a pillow is uncomfortable to carry and hard to explain in normal context as to why do you walk everywhere with a pillow under your arm. You need to have her as your jacket and wear her at all times so she can turn your sleeve into the most comfortable sleeping pillow

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589095
anon, please just go work at a brothel, it's not that bad and they don't take broken walls/beds/etc out of your payment

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589110
I don't like sharing my hard earned money

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589095
yea, probably just mandatory community "service" like >>36589100 posted, which just means you don't really get paid for it

[Anonymous No.]

How do I defeat the battle goat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589144
induce lactation spell

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589144
eat lots of humpty jelly before facing her

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589101
neck pillows are really common in office work, because it gives you nice neck support

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589144
flick the rings

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589144
Gun

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589144
ram her

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589144
>battle goat
>spade tail
>vertical slit eyes instead of horizontal
>no hooves
is that really a goat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589144
Hard for her to fight when cumflated

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589378
stop asking questions, stop thinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589410
that sounds nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589418
I nearly coomed myself to death

[Anonymous No.]

What would be better for a monster girl tokusatsu? One where the monster girls are the protagonists or one with a human protagonist instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589448
Depends. Is it Onee-shota? Then make it a human male protagonist.

[Anonymous No.]

How to deal with crazy chinese rape monkeys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589457
No shotas outside of the mandatory flashback exposition scenes and maybe a supporting character for the protagonist to get horribly injured protecting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589466
Kiss them and compliment their cute face.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be on the lookout for Yuki-san
Now that summer is ending, she's starting to become more and more active.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589479
she grows stronger yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589479
Not if global warming has anything to say about that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589486
>Loli during the summer
>Full ARA ARA during winter

>>36589488
Silly Anon, now its going to get colder winters as a result

[Anonymous No.]

Zorro y gato

[Anonymous No.]

>>36588706
>tell your catgirl not to go into the beyond realm
>she comes home looking like this
Someone isn't getting her treats tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589479

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>>36589479
I prefer her cousin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589526
>walking home through the winter woods one night
>already know you were out too late, praying that nothing catches your scent on the way back
>look over your shoulder
>catch a glimpse of a wendigo in the woods
>she's closing fast
>pounces on you
>starts tearing through your clothes as you kick and scream
>as you're pressed into the snow for some frosty-funtime, you notice a snow spirit
>she's cheering the wendi on with pompoms as you're being savaged

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[Anonymous No.]

>>36589540
>Don't worry. You'll like where this is going

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589540
i do like tsurara more but they'd be a good bigamous pair

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589569
Wendi, Wendi, she's so neat!
Tear off his clothes and get that meat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589540
>a tsurara will never assassin's creed your ass
I just want to be shanked by an icicle, is that too much to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589722
Yes, now get in the lava.

[Anonymous No.]

southern belle ghosts are best ghosts

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589734
the girl or the pit?

[Anonymous No.]

>Succs congratulating a fellow succ on becoming a woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589763
It's funny that you think there's a difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589776
I just don't want to die. also, heat is unbearable for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>36588488
Woah! Those moves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589734
>pussy can fold your dick over a million times to achieve maximum hardness and strength

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589843
Good news, living with a fire-dwelling monster will grant you immunity to heat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589776
Light, medium or heavy armor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589890
They can switch at will, too

[Anonymous No.]

How does being succ by a vampire feel like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589877
but I don't like the feeling...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589983
great! volunteer yourself to be a vampire's bloodbag today!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589983
totally not biased but here's the offical power rankings
vampire bite < kiki bite < apophis bite < wight draining

[Anonymous No.]

>>36590076
I can hear you sweeping while you phonepost, meido-bird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589734
>lava golem just keeps you inside of her at all times as she oozes around

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589983
Like donating blood and sperm at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36589983
Like heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36590076
oh and mershark and ghoul go around the apophis tier

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36590076
those plebes<bats

[Anonymous No.]

>>36590076
You got it backwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36590076
dhampirs bites are where it's at. all the fun of the vampire bite with a hint of sin.

[Anonymous No.]

>When your waifu tries to be cool but is behind the times

[Anonymous No.]

>>36590214
I-in where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36590214
My dog!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36590227
I thought most bats eat fruit not drink blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>36590303
the large ones certainly do

[Anonymous No.]

>>36590303
Fruit bats are fat, all that fructose goes to their thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36590296
You know where.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36590303
lil love nibbling never hurts
that girl sure has some chompers for it

[Anonymous No.]

Touch fluffy ears.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36590361
Big Bad Wolf!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36590361
time to civilize the savage

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36590361
That's what you get for going inna woods

[Anonymous No.]

>>36586530
throw ball bearings on the ground behind you as you go

[Anonymous No.]

>>36590361
Fun fact: Anons are one of the most foraged commodities in ocelomeh and amazon societies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36590236
correct
biting vamps > being bitten
draining wights > being drained

[Anonymous No.]

>>36590393
>anon is worried about how clumsy his secretary is
>poor thing is always have wardrobe malfunctions and seems to wear things too small for her
>tries to get her to see a tailor but she only gives him a dead eye stare and ignores him

[Anonymous No.]

>>36590430
you have to be more sensitive to your employees financial difficulties. plus monsters are prone to unexpected growth spurts if their prospective romantic partner has certain tastes so ill fitting clothes can be common

[Anonymous No.]

>>36590473
>monsters are prone to unexpected growth spurts if their prospective romantic partner has certain tastes
>shy smol fox asks anon out and he agrees
>she instantly shoots up to 7ft tall and now has rock hard abs

[Anonymous No.]

>getting raped by your least favorite monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>36590502
I know you mean it as a joke, but reminder that (for better or worse) it is not that fast, they have to fuck a few times since it's a process

[Anonymous No.]

>>36590506
just don't get raped????

[Anonymous No.]

https://nhentai.net/g/373151/
>doujin where humans at certain point are forced temporary homestay with other species
>at this duration they have to obey the other species for the sake of communication even if it’s stuff like bathing together or sex
Holy shit this is literally MGC

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>>36584255
Slippery and cool at first, but it gets warmer between them as your own body heat and friction turns up the heat until you feel like you're melting. Individual sensations of touch become meaningless as their tentacles squirm over your skin and through your mind, making you feel what it's like to be touched by them yesterday and tomorrow as well as now, the only sensation you can accurately pin to the present is that which coils about your shaft, wracking you with maddening bliss.

You're immersed in the sticky slippery tides of the unforgiving depths, though the dark ocean may only be their arousal.

Also, I need to look at more dnd flayer shit, I really dig the quasi vampire aesthetic.

[Anonymous No.]

How can I resist returning to monkey and giving my banana to kakuens

[Anonymous No.]

>>36590733
you can't

[Anonymous No.]

>>36590733
repeat to yourself "I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-a to chimpanzee. oh you'll never make a monkey out of me" (and try not to think about how that one ended)

[Anonymous No.]

Help I have been kidnapped by a kiki and she's making me eat all of her eggs how do I escape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36590386
>Quote from man savaged

[Anonymous No.]

>>36581432
>Waifunax
God I wish that someone would make a MGE mod for Skyrim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36590897
HHHHNNNNNGGGGGGG MUST BREED KIKI

[Anonymous No.]

>>36590897
>eating her eggs
>not inseminating them
Kiki got some weird fetishes

[Anonymous No.]

>>36590899
Every Order knight is all “For Humanity” and “In the Name of the Chief God”, right up until they’ve been separated from their squad and there’s a half ton of very horny monster tearing their clothes off while saying something he can’t understand but damn it’s making him rock hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36591102
what do you even get for serving the chief god? seems like a waste reallly

[Anonymous No.]

Boya

[Anonymous No.]

>>36591179
that's the kind of hobo I wish would break into my house and sleep on my bed

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine having being the leader of a orc tribe
with a high orc wife and and a bunch of other orcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>36591319
You goes from a grunt to a captain to a warchief to an overlord and always yous being in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>36591185
more like OUR bed
>Don't you remember? You're a happily married man! Oh honey you're always so forgetful, this is the second time this week!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36591319
How do I reignite an old h’orc’s fire and wrestle me in the bedroom again instead of her just laying back with her knees next to her ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>36591319
>Waaagh~

[Anonymous No.]

>>36591413
Shit wrong image my bad pls don't hurt me janny-sama I will delete

[Anonymous No.]

>>36591413
I don't wanna marry a smoke hobo, I want to buy corn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36591419
Just ask

[Anonymous No.]

>>36591419
raging mushrooms

[Anonymous No.]

Whats the darkest thing you could think of that could have a happy ending?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36591453
War survivor bondong with an ochimusha

[Anonymous No.]

>>36591413
>>36591434
ah yes, what was I thinking... I'm already living the dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>36591453
Lilim holding protag's Girlfriend over a pool of dark matter wanting the guy to surrender

[Anonymous No.]

>>36591419
challenge her
>hey honey, you wanna be the tribe leader again, dont you? Try and beat me then you weak fat sow!
then proceed to win nad breed her mating press
the shame of losing will make her try harder next time

[Anonymous No.]

>>36591453
>hero son tired of fighting and jobs to some succ
>blah blah blah anime shit happens and reignites his fire to fight for a cause and decides to fight alongside waifu and the dl
>has to fight his grizzled war vet dad who rejoined to avenge his son's supposed death

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36591453
Pregnant mother and father who like to go innaground for fun pick up an ez caving trip, although it's less an adventure and more a tour, it's one they haven't been to yet, precisely because it's so simple, you don't even have to duck.

In the end they stumble across a part of the cave that collapses into an entirely new section. They both fall to their death, it's a rough fall, but it's not a straight splat, and it's not enough to actually harm the baby inside, just enough to cause fatal harm but also miraculously keep their brains un scattered over the rocks.

As the mother's muscles loosen in death, the baby is born, a little prematurely, screaming into the void.

A horrified mindflayer comes across the commotion, taking a rare venture closer to the surface. In a mad rush, she mindfucks the parents and takes EVERYTHING, resulting in the baby anon being brought up by his two parents deep in the countryside, but subtly feeling something's wrong with his situation that he can't quite put his finger on.

Roughly around the time he's of age, the illusion begins to fall apart, mostly due to the flayer's guilt eating at her. After one argument with his father and mother, the whole world begins to melt, to a subterranean one. Flayer takes anon to his parent's graves which the flayer dug, informing him that what he saw wasn't fake, she barely had any involvement at all (except for the times she helped him bathe), she scavenged everything she could of his parents personalities and beings and gave the three of them a chance glimpse of normalcy. However in the end it was just her looking after him as he dreamed.

Things get awkward and rocky (badum tsh) between them for a bit before he slowly realises there was more to his 'mother' than the flayer initially let on. Wants to be angry at the deceit but at the end of the day cannot avoid the revelation that the woman who raised him, in the end, was the mindflayer, there's no perfectly emulating some one else, and even if that was his biological mother's mind, personality and memories raising him, it was the flayer's heart and soul.

As he begins to confront the reality of this underground world and its denizens, and has to learn life from scratch once again, he slowly also comes to realize himself as a man, and his 'mother' as a woman. A very lonely, but deserving woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36591544
imagine your dad seeming you after you became an incubus and you're like two feet taller

[Anonymous No.]

Yes you're going to get paizuri'd bone dry
No you do not have a choice
Yes you can struggle
No you will not escape

[Anonymous No.]

>>36591669
Oh no! This is terrible!

[Anonymous No.]

TO THE FAP CAVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>36591828
Nanananana~

[Anonymous No.]

>>36591669
I'm sure there's some law that let me cum inside of her instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36591828
>>36591858

[Anonymous No.]

>>36591883
Very lewd

[Anonymous No.]

I want to defeat the biggest and meanest salamander around and demand she'll go on a date with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36592082
>Delinquent salamander is forced to join the theater club with him after anon defeats her.
I really want some post-defeat stories with lizard girls and salamanders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36592174
>post-defeat stories
>Former Delinquent Lizard girl tries to explain to her former gang why getting knocked up becoming a loving wife is way better.

[Anonymous No.]

no hags allowed past this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>36592286
Are 200 year old succubi hags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36592286
>Tch...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36592286
But miss Haku said I needed to come in after class to talk about my grades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36592286

[Anonymous No.]

>>36590303
Fruit bats are big and the best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36590897
>>36591101
Kikis are viviparous, she really just bought some eggs and cooked them for Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36592286
more hags passed this point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36592286
I see no hags, only unfortunate schoolgirls who hit a growth spurt and haven’t been able to get new uniforms in their new size yet.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36592201
>Former Delinquent Lizard girl tries to explain to her former gang why getting knocked up becoming a loving wife is way better.
>the new delinquent boss (her previous second in command) is horrified by her new plush body and her new nature
>decides she will NEVER get MERE'd
>begins a purge by hooking up and pairing off the strongest guys she can find with the weakest monsters in her group
>strongest in whatever; magic, swords, archery, running, doesnt matter
>eventually starts getting targeted requests
>unknowingly becomes a more effective and aggressive matchmaking service than the local eros guild

[Anonymous No.]

>>36592201
>Once musclebound ogre warlord now serves as her husbands soft broodmare after he awoke her pregnancy fetish.
>Centaur paladin now can't get off unless she's tied up and being milked due to dairy play getting her off like no other.
>Vampire purposefully losing challenges after her husband won one of their game and awakened her desire to be a sub in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36593126
What will she do when she finds a guy that refuses to meet up with anyone except her?
I bet Eros is gonna have a field day with those two.

[Anonymous No.]

how do I tell if my gf is a hag in disguise?

[Anonymous No.]

>set up 2 rooms on the opposite ends of some desert ruins
>one room has a single human male with a mana marker making his mana only visible to apophes
>the other room has a pharaoh tied up
Which room would attract more grapesnakes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36593505
Ask her what she thinks about the british empire and determine how personal her opinion is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36592652
Kikis are basically oversized pigeons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36593670
so they love bread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36593697
Hey, few things match good, warm bread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36593670
Their naturally large breasts don't mean they're pigeons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36593715
there is, nice warm milk

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>>36593804
This is also true.

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>>36590897
>escape?
Just demand bacon, toast, and hot coffee.
>simple

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>>36590897
ask her true age

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>>36590897
just ask to be let go lol, she can't help but not follow your orders lol

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>>36593935

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>>36594175
make sure not geet aroused when she tells you

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>>36593771
I need chesty kiki triplets that paly the perfect maids but are secretly huge perverts.

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>>36594175
Gonna ask my vampire mistress how old she is.

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>>36594305
make sure to bend her over and fuck until her hips give out before you do

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how many fans of amazon position?

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What sound do kiki's make?

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>>36594365
>a nuuu cheeki breeki damke

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>>36594175
Imagine all the burnt wax on that cake.

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>>36594383
>>36594383
>kiki shows up to your house one day
>wearing adiais themed maid outfit
>holds you at gun point as she cleans your house
>says something in Russian that comes out to being This is our house now
>She brings her entire single family as well
>At least She makes some good food and the other kikis are hot
>Just wish that she turned her hardbass music a little lower

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>>36594383
Western slav kikis are superior, because you can tell between their writing and magical runes of seduction they try to charm you with.

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>>36594357
Yes.

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>>36594646
eastern slav vs western slav, whats the difference. They are both slav kikis

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>>36594661
>alphabet
>culture
>listening to hardbass while cleaning
>decorating walls with carpets

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>>36591588
Cute girls and a helpful bear. Does the bear get to play too?

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>>36594661
East Kiki serves you pirog and vodka, West Kiki serves you bigos and beer.

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>>36594840
>Pirogis
Gimme that polish kiki now.

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>>36594208
>maids but are secretly huge perverts.
All maids are secretly huge perverts.
Except the openly perverted maids, and even then there's extra hidden layers for later.

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>>36593532
Apophis are rare so you would get a few lamia painted purple. They would probably untie the pharaoh then beeline for the marker

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>>36594844
>One kiki catches you breeding one of her sisters.
>"Oh Master, I can't believe you're doing this!"
>Walks up and leans into your ear.
>"You are ignoring her nipples, they're quite sensitive on her"
>She proceeds to molest her sister while walking your through all her weakpoints.

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I honestly would have a hard time believing someone loves me.

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>>36594871
I can imagine a girl loving me, but rather she would have a hard time convincing me she's not pulling my leg, if that makes sense.

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>>36594871
Same. Unconditional love from women who isn't related to me sounds like an impossible fantasy. That's what makes mge so great

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>>36594918
Maybe thats why I'm here too

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>>36594926
It may not be why all of us are here but it's why the ones who stay are

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The cat with the grandest of plots and the biggest tricks.

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>>36594962
Gonna molest that chest, gonna hear dem nyas

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>>36594968
>Nyara nyara

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>>36594844
>Anon hires a Centaur maid to escape the Kiki/Shog arguments
>she's sweet, ties really hard, but with her 'large frame' occasionally she turns too suddenly or tries to reverse while vacuuming etc and knocks over small items, breaking them
>but she's scrupulously honest about it, the first time it happened she brought Anon the pieces in her hands, knelt down and begged for forgiveness
>at just the right height to 'accept her apology' in her startled mouth
>a few days later she made another little mistake
>this time Anon took her apology between her cleavage, 'accepting' on her as a pearl necklace
>it took about a week, and a few more mouthfuls of broken trinkets for Anon to finally realise they weren't accidents
>Anon started going past junk-shops on his way home, buying cheap kitsch, and balancing it on the edges of the furniture
>his Cento-Maid promised she'd be very very careful...
>but if she continued to make 'little mistakes' Master-Anon would have to punish her errant hindquarters... and punish them hard and deep.

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>>36594968
In Wonderland, chest molests you!

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>>36595010
i would unknowingly cause my maid much consternation by refusing to punish her.
i'm pretty clumsy myself and accidents happen, yo.

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>>36595091
Not again!

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Bully big fairies!