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Discussion concerning Higurashi, Umineko, Ciconia, Rose Guns Days, Higanbana, TRianThology, Haworthia and all other 07th Expansion works.

07th Expansion archive:
https://mega.nz/folder/wLxAFApJ#bw2evoJRzl6BDhlpadX1YQ
(Dead at the moment, backup torrent(?) soon)

Umineko colored truths script:
https://controlc.com/27143a5a

Scorpion Charm:
https://pastebin.com/aa9NjGdU

Image-Based Scorpion Charm:
https://pastebin.com/G5xm1rbQ

Previous Thread:
>>36526857

>> No.36535664
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Fuck it. Rika thread.

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Ange love!

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>>36535753
Ange is cute!

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hate enje

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>>36535767
Precious Ange.

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Ange's syrup.

>> No.36536413

Worst.thrwad.ever

>> No.36536540

will 07th expansion ever be good again

>> No.36536552

>>36536540
When the 08th expansion hits yeah

>> No.36536556

>>36536540
Not until everyone who posts Bout /07/ leave...

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>> No.36536574

>>36536413
you're going to make enje listen to MCR

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https://youtu.be/hCrxuOeZXo4

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I'm going to let her in

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>>36537084

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Give me more Beetos

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>>36537532

>> No.36537565

Give Satoko a flat chest.

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>>36537532

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>>36537565

>> No.36537977

>>36537084
Holy fucking kek

>> No.36538033

Enje...

>> No.36538058

she's disconnected from the world, for she has airpods in

>> No.36538092

Who cares
Post Bern

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ok

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>>36538033
>>36538058
.................

>> No.36538137

>>36538124
oh no her Evanescence playlist ended, nigerou

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holy fuark

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>> No.36538238

>>36538174
oh shit

>> No.36538239

>>36538174
She's so erotic.

>> No.36538359

>>36538223
What's she looking at?

>> No.36538373
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bros...

>> No.36538416

>>36538373
so thats where shannon's breasts went

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>>36538174
How the hell are they going to end Sotsu? There's no way things can just go back to normal

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>>36538505
Satoko becomes Centitoko and blows up Hinamizawa

>> No.36538572

>>36538359
euas big futa cock

>> No.36538587

>>36538572
i now need to have tegakianon to draw a suggestive eua with something hiding in between her legs
for the comedic novelty

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>> No.36538627

>>36538621
Satoko is literally me!

>> No.36538865

Just fapped to Satoko.

>> No.36538901

>>36538865
how fat was the wad

>> No.36538965

>>36538901
Very.

>> No.36538994

leah

>> No.36539011
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One thing I do sometimes is fap to giantess or other femdom erotica but use inspect element to replace whatever the female character's name is with Shion.

>> No.36539028

>>36538181
I fucking hate images of Rika and Satoko being wholesome together, they make me so goddamn angry.

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>>36539028

>> No.36539060

>>36539046
Yeah she was acting there so who cares.

>> No.36539109

Rena with a futa cock
Rena becoming increasingly horny
Rena making K1 give her his porn mags, because she wants them for herself
Rena daydreaming about all the club members wearing erotic outfits
Rena getting an erection in class
Rena having trouble masturbating because her hands are too large
Rena trying to conceal her futa cock while she wears the Angel Mort outfit (only K1 notices)

>> No.36539114

>>36539028
They are actually canonically good girls who love each other

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>>36539109
>Rena having trouble masturbating because her hands are too large

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>>36539109

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>>36539028

>> No.36539144

How will K1 react to Rena having a penis?

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>>36539028

>> No.36539173

>>36539144
ask ryukishi.

>> No.36539229

Ange sus

>> No.36539247

>>36539133
fucking cow

>> No.36539271

>>36539229
i know right, saw her vent after i chased her

>> No.36539285

Would you rather fuck zoomer Enje, depressed Enje or mindbroken cow Enje?

>> No.36539288

Umineko project keeps crashing after a few minutes when I start it, whats up with that

>> No.36539303

>>36539285
Neither, I choose Lambda.

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>>36539288
works on my machine

>> No.36539315

cownge's milk production

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>>36539309
STILL unscanned what the fuck.

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>>36539285
>zoomer Enje
watches spiderman frozen elsa minion siren head granny asmr color syringe pregnancy challenge videos
>depressed Enje
wakes you up in the middle of the night hearing burger wrappers crinkle from having to get more tissues and her headphones cables getting caught and unplugging from her MP3 player so it blares Maroon 5 throughout the house
>mindbroken cow Enje
has a libido that rivals mine, requires semen administration alongside every meal and before/after sleeping/waking but still hasn't kicked the habit of binging big macs

hm

>> No.36539331

>>36539309
fat cow

>> No.36539333
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>> No.36539342

fujo enje

>> No.36539344
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>>36538181

>> No.36539351

fat ugly fujo enje

>> No.36539362

fujo enjo practically BEGGING for ikuko to let her write forgeries involving making battler lick up his own tears off george's fat incel belly after stalking st lucia girls talking about how they absolutely adore K1 seme x mr delicious uke schlickfics

>> No.36539367

fujo enje completely naked because no one will ever see her in the basement she lurks

>> No.36539370

fujo enje with the yaoi paddle >w<

>> No.36539384

fujo enje shipping /07/th posters with each other

>> No.36539391

fujo enje finding out i'm multiple posters

>> No.36539392

>>36539362
Yeah, because St Lucia girls in 1998 would *totally* know a now 30yo Keiichi and retired Ooishi living in the sticks and Hokkaido respectively.

>> No.36539396
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the more episodes air, the less sense this scene makes and I think its gotten to the point where some stupid asspull needs to happen in order for Satoko to react this way and to then simultaenously pull on a gun on a girl that she knows is starting to remember how she dies

>> No.36539399

fujo enje writing a selfcest doujin of >>36539391

>> No.36539401

>>36539392
rika would gossip with her prep girls while sipping tea thus birthing a legend that stuck
unlike satoko who kept talking about jails, what a schizo

>> No.36539410

>>36539392
no love

>> No.36539427

fujo enje commissioning an ero-OVA about 36539392 getting mindbroken and developing a dependency for bara goat jizz

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>>36539396
Itll be some stupid shit where like, Eua and Satoko are linked somehow, and when Eua gets hurt in some significant way, Satoko reacts

>> No.36539442

we live inside a fujo enje doujin

>> No.36539444

>>36539427
enje would never..!

>> No.36539450

fujo enje made my fur seal erect on its own...

>> No.36539503

>>36539428
God I love her teeth. I love them!

>> No.36539531

>>36539322
i have it but i don't have a scanner, sorry

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>>36538174
eueueueua really enjoys her recap episodes in a way that only someone how has seen 10000 anime can appreciate

>> No.36539553

I still haven't watched the last 3 episodes.

>> No.36539580

Ive only seen two episodes of Sotsu and none of Gou and I'm still an expert

>> No.36539598

>>36539544
Imagine the blowjobs as she laughs maniacally mid suck!

>> No.36539657

With every passing day, I relate more to Shion, Mion and Rena and less to Keiichi, Satoshi and Battler.
They're so damn likable.

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>>36539503

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mion is both the best girl and the best human being in higurashi

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>>36539688
*most boring

>> No.36539700

>>36539688
another big tittied bitch

>> No.36539714

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvSfJQsqZqA
i love how their shitty studio mic can't handle beato's seiyuu's shouting

>> No.36539721

If there's going to be a third season, why wouldn't they just fill out more Sotsu episodes instead of leaving it at 15?

>> No.36539737

>>36538174
I have a sneaking suspicion that Eua is a villain.

>> No.36539744

>>36539695
>pic related
>>36539700
She is the original big tittied bitch, and a pure one at that.

>> No.36539759

>>36539744
>original
still a big tittied bitch

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>>36539759
MY big tittied bitch, faget.

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>> No.36539824

>>36538174
I still remember when I was told here that Eua was just a neutral character

>> No.36539831

>>36539824
You're right, killing Hanyuu makes her a hero in my book.

>> No.36539841

>>36539831
All in the name of seeing Hanyuu without her clothes

>> No.36539851

>>36539841
Who would want to see a brat without her clothes?

>> No.36539854

>>36539851
People who are attracted to brats.

>> No.36539857

>>36539851
Me

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I like this brat.

>> No.36539915

Rika didn't figure out anything. She just thought it'd be a nice gift and replaced the contents of the box because the box was cute. This is so you don't get the wrong idea that Rika could figure out anything by herself. She can't, she's completely retarded.

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>>36539915
Ohhh man you can tell how angry this poster is.

>> No.36539928

>>36539923
About what?

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>>36539928
Nothing, nothing.

>> No.36539938

>>36539933
?

>> No.36539952

>>36539904
prove it

>> No.36540009

mmmm Lambdadelta's breast milk

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>> No.36540020

>>36540009
You make it sound like you've tasted it or something.

>> No.36540026

>>36540020
Can you disprove anon tasted Lambdadelta's breast milk?

>> No.36540032

>>36540026
I can't prove a negative. Burden of proof is on him.

>> No.36540047

Only Bern knows what Lambda's milk tastes like.

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>> No.36540065

>>36540020
I couldn't get out of bed. So I visualized her breastfeeding me and suddenly got the energy to wake up. Then I made the post as the first thing I did after booting up my computer.
In a sense you could say it's all imaginary, but I really do believe that on some level I tapped into the universal force that Lambdadelta embodies

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Pastries made with Lambda's milk.

>> No.36540110

12 centuries of lambdadelta breastfeeding you and giving you nursing handjobs

>> No.36540130

>>36540110
Only Bern is allowed to get nursing handjobs from Lambda.

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>> No.36540286

I want nursing handjobs from Featherine personally.

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>> No.36540364

satokoのashiコキ

>> No.36540423

Canon witch breast milk taste ranking

>supreme taste
Featherine
>incredible taste
Maria (hypothetical, as she never got to that level before she died)
Lambdadelta *
>good taste
Gaap
Bernkastel *
Ange (surprisingly)
>bitter taste
Beatrice
Erika
>tastes like actual breast milk
Piece
Evatrice
Virgilia
>wtf this tastes terrible
Clair

* fails to serve the actual function of breast milk, as it's potentially dangerous for newborn children to drink this

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GOODMORNING FROM ITALY

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Kino.

>> No.36540441

>>36540432
we truly were like cicadas when they cry.

>> No.36540449

>>36540432
It really was honestly.

>> No.36540550

>>36540432
"pls buy ciconia"

>> No.36540558

>>36540550
Already did, full price.

>> No.36540563
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36540563

I just finished the fourth game of Umineko
HOLY SHIT
It was fantastic.
I was completely satisfied.
The new characters were all great and even some of the other characters I didn't care for too much were all well done and I started liking them too.
Sakutaro WAS THE BEST. I swear, I love this little nigga like you wouldn't believe. And Maria is kinda alright now.
I fucking laughed my ass off over how ridiculous George and Jessica were, but I loved it still. I was kinda prepared to get cucked in the resolution, but I loved that too.
Ange was kind of a drag and broke up the pacing of the story a bit, but it definitely delivered.
I'm so happy.
Of course the tea parties were fantastic too.
Someone said in the other thread that 4 wasn't really well received, but I can't help but love this episode as well.
It wasn't as balls out fantastic as game 3, but holy shit was it still a fun ride.

>> No.36540569

>>36540563
holy shit you're fast
don't eat an 80$ steak in one bite, bro

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>>36540558
Same.

>> No.36540586

>>36540563
Sounds like you're going to love EP8. It's similarly hated along with EP4.

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>>36540563
>Sakutaro WAS THE BEST. I swear, I love this little nigga like you wouldn't believe.
Anon, are you all right in the head?

>> No.36540598

>>36540569
No,no, I'm taking my time. I rego over details to read twice most of the conversations while they talk about details or conversation bits that are colored.
Honestly with the way the writing is done where everything is essentially written in triplicate, it's almost driving me crazy, but I still love it.
No i simply like long sessions where I don't have to stop at all. I'm seriously considering just not sleeping tonight and keep going onto the fifth chapter.
>>36540586
I can't wait then
>>36540587
Does no one else think so? He was nice and I liked him a lot. Even the reveal for him was something I could figure out beforehand. The stuff about Battler's heritage was kinda not nice to pull out like that as something crucial, but not hinted at, while the reveal for Sakutaro was something you could see coming and played a crucial role

>> No.36540608

>>36540563
The only parts I enjoy about the Alliance are the ones happening on the gameboard.
I really dislike Ange's story

>> No.36540612

>>36540586
only retards hate episode 8

>> No.36540615

>>36540598
Well, now thinking about that myself, I've read each part 1-4 from the first twilight to the end in one go, so I can't fully blame you.
And, yeah, Sakutaro is cute

>> No.36540624

>>36540612
I feel like we're getting the same shit like what happened with Satoko in Mina. Nobody hates her, but thinks everyone else does, so they say they hate her too.

>> No.36540634

>>36540615
how do you people manage that? it takes me at least a few days to get through one of those, even if i'm spending long hours reading

>> No.36540651

>>36540634
Well the key point here is from the first twilight. The most things happen before it, like a prologue.
But yeah, I felt really tired when finishing them, but so was Battler, and it all really happens in 1 day, so it's kinda immersive.

>> No.36540666

>>36540608
Ange's story was a bit of a slow burn. It took a while for get around to caring about her. At first I thought this was all a little too unnecessary to make me feel bad for her, but then I realized that this is probably not out of color for the sort of story behind the parents too, so I accepted it and the story was still fine and paid off and delivered.
If anything it was interesting to see that a game wasn't just played for two days but had a lasting effect that could even reach into another game, sort of like how Kanon and Shanon could vaguely recognize how the games continued.
I don't like how Battler retarded himself out of existence and needed to be saved by Ange, but then again, Battler's really fucking stupid, but I still love the dude.
Maria's story was a bit heavy on my heart and really. The whole bit especially at the start where Maria and Rosa were skipping together and saying daisuki over and over again. IEEEE. I cried. I read it again and again from a save point. All Maria's story afterwards. I loved it.
>>36540615
I spread watching an episode a day or taking a small break everytime some fuckery happens, like in the third episode when Rosa said she killed Beatrice, but still complete each one in a single session, so I've had to spread this out over three weekends.

>> No.36540694

>>36540666
Battora is being dumb on purpose tho, it's the point. He put himself in a logic error on purpose.

>> No.36540712

Italianon, send the erikantrice manifesto to Ryukishi.

>> No.36540714

>>36540712
tell me how and i will do i
thttps://www.docdroid.net/lnzdHQc/erikantrice-manifesto-pdf

>> No.36540722

>>36540714
Wish I knew. But there must be a way to contact him.

>> No.36540725

>>36540694
>Battora is being dumb on purpose tho, it's the point.
This has never been proven.

>> No.36540727

>>36540725
Goat

>> No.36540735

>>36540722
my idea is posting on japanese 4chans then if it boom inside japanese community Ryukishi in the end will read about it.

>> No.36540748

>>36540714
spam tag the 07th twitter account and maybe they will notice you

>> No.36540752

>>36540735
Do it, go to 2channel or whatever it is now and spam it.

>> No.36540762

>>36540748
Actually this
Italianon u have a twatter account u can do it

>> No.36540773
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36540773

kindly don't spam r07 with that garbage
western fans already look dumb enough as it is

>> No.36540774

>>36540752
>>36540748
First i will complete ep6 in Latex
THEN I CAN PRESENTED IT TO RYUKISHI

ok i start now since italian translators now are trying to beating the record of most day without doing anything

>> No.36540787

>>36540773
Western fans can never look as dumb as japanese fans by definition. Their reaction to Twilight and the fact that they voted Satoko#1 in the latest popularity poll is proof of that.

>> No.36540791

>>36540773
The japanese are the dumb ones that took the whole goat thing as a personnal insult. Get real.

>> No.36540806
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36540806

ITALIANON HERE
now i am fixeing the grammar errors of ep5 then i will start to write the script of ep6.

SO BE READY GUYS
EP6 INCOMING

>> No.36540813

>>36540806
Based based based.
Make Il Duce proud.

>> No.36540814
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36540814

Nip here, this is not nice what you're telling about my people.

>> No.36540823

>>36540814
>Nip here
PLS SHARE ERIKANTRICE MANIFESTO EVERYWHERE

>> No.36540841
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36540841

>>36540823
Heh, so that's how being superior feels like.

>> No.36540842
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36540842

>>36540814
Is your sister pretty? Can I borrow her womb?

>> No.36540845

>>36540823
Japs don't like thinking. Do you really they'd appreciate your theory?

>> No.36540850

>>36540814
how do feel about satokoのashi

>> No.36540853

>>36540845
Naturally since kill any bitching they made against Umineko

>> No.36540881
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36540881

If I could tell Ryukishi one thing, it would be that I'm deeply offended by his depiction of my race in Ciconia.

>> No.36540889

>>36540881
Are huwyte people in ciconia portrayed as dumb or what.

>> No.36540900

>>36540889
I'm not white

>> No.36540904

>>36540900
Then what are you, black, or an arab.

>> No.36540915

>>36540904
Neither
Isn't it clear based off of the character I posted?

>> No.36540918
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>>36540881
me too

>> No.36540919

>>36540915
Dude I have never ever read ciconia wdym.

>> No.36540923

>>36540881
Be glad that her nose is cute and small at least.

>> No.36540924

>>36540915
jew

>> No.36540933

>>36540923
Wait
Are you telling me Ryukishi is THAT based?

>> No.36540942

>>36540845
Reading theories can easily be done as an alternative to thinking.

>> No.36540944

>>36540924
Yes.
>>36540923
I would be okay with that as a tradeoff for her no longer being a promoter of degeneracy. That's the part I dislike. The girl meant to represent my kind shouldn't be a godforsaken fujoshi.
She should also have khazar milkers.

>> No.36540945
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>>36540933

>> No.36540964

>>36540945
Oh my fucking god....
The Jew fears the Samurai indeed.

>> No.36540966

>>36540944
What's a Haredi crank doing consuming content like this anyway? Isn't everything starting from television banned to you guys?

>> No.36541011

>>36540945
Wait why are there nordic runes thoe?

>> No.36541030

>>36540966
I'm Hiloni. I just dislike fujoshi.

>> No.36541043

>>36541011
They are part of the Selcom UI.

>> No.36541046

>these previews
oh shit it's coming

>> No.36541047

Ciconia!!

>> No.36541057

2 episodes for stuff that's new. 2 episodes.

>> No.36541072

2 episodes of satoko crying on the floor begging for forgiveness. 2 episodes.

>> No.36541088

does satoko have to beat the mountain dogs and rebuy the gun every time she kills herself?

>> No.36541089

>>36538359
Eua accumulating energy as she prepares to blast Hanyuu into cuckera

>> No.36541107
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>>36539011
>fap to giantess
...There is another?

>> No.36541131
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>>36541088
It's annoying, but you'd think so. She probably skips some unnecessary steps, but she cannot buy the gun without money, and she has to be specific about when to grab the sample of H173. It takes some time, but what is time to this old witch

>> No.36541134

>>36539658
lol

>> No.36541147

>>36541088
We don't know exactly if Satoko starts the loops at the same place every time, but probably she does, given that Eua's power is perfect and we saw her start on a certain date before then once.

>> No.36541149

>>36541072
2 episodes of Satoko drinking nii-nii and ricunny juice as an apology

>> No.36541167
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>>36540558
>full price.
wwoww

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>>36540881
>>36540918
At least you are represented.

>> No.36541193

>>36541131
Maybe those things are already destined to happen, like Akasaka's past

>> No.36541197

>>36541131
i'm sure she does some enjoyable things every loop to make up for the annoying bits

>> No.36541202

>>36541131
Satoko is pretty fucking autistic. Sane people would've just got bored and said that enough is enough.

>> No.36541204
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36541204

Where's the last chapter goddammit

>> No.36541210
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>>36541072
2 episodes of Eua going full CKACKLE and murdering the cast in hilariously edgy ways that would only entertain a bored omnipotent witch.
1 OVA of her deciding that's also kinda boring and just trying out all sorts of sexual sex with all the higus, the umis and the ciconias.

>> No.36541220

>>36541210
This is all a prequel to the real show, Passione Kira

>> No.36541228

>>36541220
I can't help but feel that Passione! Kira would be very disappointing

>> No.36541242

AAAAaaaGGHGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'M GOING INSANE SAVE ME HANYUUMAN

>> No.36541248

>>36541210
god i wish

>> No.36541252
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36541252

I can't believe Hanyuu's gonna fucking die.

>> No.36541270

>>36539011
Can't you just imagine her as Shion????

>> No.36541277

>>36541252
She's not gonna die. Eua is just going to tear her clothes apart. She can live with the shame of being exposed like that.

>> No.36541283

>>36541277
>She can live with the shame of being exposed like that.
I couldn't. Could you?

>> No.36541288

drowning in giant eua's milk

>> No.36541294

>>36541283
I could, probably

>> No.36541297

>>36541288
>giant eua
Thanks for the boner you have just created.

>> No.36541307

>>36541252
Eua is going to steal the feather from her name which will cause them to fuse into auaurora

>> No.36541358

>>36540550
>>36540558
Wait, are you supposed to buy VN's?

>> No.36541381

>>36541358
No, it's just something people with too much money do to show off.

>> No.36541388

>>36541358
After you are 18, yes

>> No.36541410

>>36541388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kna7Lgu_Ljk

>> No.36541423

>>36541204
Evidently the translator anon has been demoned away for his crimes.

>> No.36541436
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36541436

Kill the Meeper.

>> No.36541471

>>36541436
I fapped to her instead, is that okay?

>> No.36541475 [SPOILER] 
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>>36541423
First the mega anon, then this. I know who's responsible

>> No.36541481
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36541481

i have never fapped to a wtc character

>> No.36541488

I have never fapped.

>> No.36541496
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>>36541388

>> No.36541550

friend of ryukishi here you guys are gonna be real surprised by the next episodes haha :)

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>>36537084

>> No.36541591
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36541591

>>36541561

>> No.36541592

ITALIANON HERE
I finished the correction of ep5
or at least the second part of it since i remember of having already fixed the first part.


SO NOW I START THE WRITING OF CHAPTER 6
BE READY FOR THE END OF LATE MANIFESTO

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36541610

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8YVLMuasGQ
am I the only one who also wasted years of his life doing this mistake?

>> No.36541611

>>36541610
No

>> No.36541618
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>>36541561

>> No.36541628
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>>36541618

>> No.36541655

>>36541610
fucking truth in math

i discover in UNI than anything we do in high school and before is not real math and a simply version so idiots can pass

OUR LIFE RUINED TO LET IDIOTS WENT TO SCHOOL WITH US

>> No.36541687

>>36541610
I am 24 years old
Its over for me?

>> No.36541737
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>> No.36541740

>>36541687
It doesn't take much knowledge of art history to know that a great many artists only started making worthwhile things when they retired. It's too late when your mind and body degrade so you can no longer think or do, which means you probably have over fifty years left in you.

>> No.36541755

>>36541358
>are you supposed to buy VN is
Huh?

>> No.36541756

>>36541737
yaoi hand

>> No.36541760

>>36541610
>>36541655
>>36541687
compare yourself with yourself from yesterday, pursue crystallized intelligence (you would be impressed by the quantity of "dumb" educated people).
Honestly speaking, when you wake up, if you manage to exercise first or do whatever you wish you could do first, instead of reasoning about it and creating a list of obstacles or things that do not motivate you to actually wake up, that's the moral of the story.

>> No.36541773
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36541773

>>36541756
I always imagined Tak would have big hands

>> No.36541781

>>36541655
japanese school system is literally this, they are breed into passing exams just to actually work into baseline shit. Just so they can at least make one or two math theorem references during their coffee break.

>> No.36541820

>>36541655
former physics/math student
>first math class in uni literally told us to forget everything we learned before
So true. At least high school math was still rigorous enough for physics.

>> No.36541834
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big

>> No.36541915

>>36540624
People hated Satoko in Minagoroshi? t. finished higurashi recently

>> No.36541948

>>36541610
>know nothing about business
>start a business
>fail
>lose all your money
>become homeless
Great advice, thanks. Now what?

>> No.36541957

>>36541948
>Now what?
Now you have experience and you can start a successful business.

>> No.36542113

>>36541915
The Hinamizawa villagers, I mean

>> No.36542128

>>36541948
hello, Krauss?

>> No.36542258

What should I do to Enje?

>> No.36542290
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>> No.36542323

>>36542290
nice

>> No.36542330

>>36542290
i love it

>> No.36542334
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>> No.36542344

>>36542290
breasts too small

>> No.36542368

>>36542334
ohmegawd she did the red eyes fukken epic

>> No.36542384
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36542384

>> No.36542410

>>36542290
I worship this goddess

>> No.36542444

potato chips and shota semen

>> No.36542471
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36542471

PISSU

>> No.36542481
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>> No.36542488

>>36542258
marry her have kids then on your deathbed tell her you did it all as just a prank

>> No.36542562

>>36542481
Who is this?

>> No.36542574

>>36542471
Does she like watersports?

>> No.36542618

Pissu loves eating Italian

>> No.36542634

Day 59 of praying for RGD adaptation.

>> No.36542649

>>36542634
>not a new IP

>> No.36542660

Lambdadelta loves eating Italy

>> No.36542680

>>36542649
I can't post anything besides praying?

>> No.36542688

>>36542618
Built for BIC
Big Italianon Cock

>> No.36542691

>>36542680
Yes

>> No.36542695
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36542695

All girls love Italy

>> No.36542779

>>36542695
based okonogi disposing of trash

>> No.36542780
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>> No.36542788
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36542788

>>36542780

>> No.36542790
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AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.36542805
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>>36542788

>> No.36542814
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>> No.36542867
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>> No.36542873

Tegakianon's art keeps getting more soulless as time progresses

>> No.36542882

>>36542873
There are at least 2 tegakianons

>> No.36542891

>>36542882
Proof?

>> No.36542894

>>36542891
No. You just have to trust me.

>> No.36542927

>>36542894
Kumagawa being used as his avatar makes it unlikely that there are multiple, unless the second is intentionally trying to mimic the first.

>> No.36542948
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36542948

god mr delicious puts me into heat

>> No.36542969

>>36542927
Both options sound reasonable.

>> No.36543064
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>> No.36543109

>>36539396
Satoko to her horror realized when she got there that she couldn't enjoy a peaceful world without the thrill of the game anymore. She pulls the gun with a smile even knowing victory would be basically impossible because she just wants to continue playing by that point.

>> No.36543122

>>36543109
That's too fuckin dark

>> No.36543128

Satokp

>> No.36543138

>>36543122
Oh yeah

>> No.36543221

>>36543138
She also needs to admit defeat to make Umineko make any sense at all, and pointing the gun sure as hell isn't admitting defeat.

>> No.36543231

>>36543221
Well the series will obviously show what's going to happen after GUN

>> No.36543243

>>36543231
Ryukishi even said so in an interview, that Sotsu will contain the resolution of that scene, so no worries they're gonna cliffhanger that for some future installment.

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>>36543243
>>Ryukishi even said so in an interview

>> No.36543271

>>36543252
God, Erika is so cute. I want her to drink my spit.

>> No.36543286

>>36543271
I want to slap Ryukishi.

>> No.36543297
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36543297

>>36542873
don't worry, i'll draw something nice for you in a few years' time, once i've managed to figure out how human anatomy actually works

>> No.36543320
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36543320

Drinking Erika's fluids

>> No.36543421
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36543421

Didn't ryu07 made a collaboration proposal to ZUN once? Why did he decline?
I swear to god we where so close to absolute perfection.

>> No.36543436

>>36543421
In awe of Touhou's fanbase levels of love for their franchise.

>> No.36543444

>>36543421
Ryukishi couldn't hold his drink

>> No.36543445

>>36543421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4jUb4DKH9Y
this was more than enough touhou in my wtc

>> No.36543455

Komachi & Enje double paizuri

>> No.36543464

>>36543421
>Why did he decline?
Because Ryukishit is a hack and even the nips don't approve of him??

>> No.36543466

>>36542634
Do you hate RGD that much? Why do you want it to be stained by a horrendous adaptation that will cut 70% of the content?

>> No.36543468

>>36543466
Maybe BONES will adapt it.

>> No.36543474

>>36543468
Bones only cares about shounenshit

>> No.36543480

>>36543466
Maybe SHAFT will adapt it.

>> No.36543483

>>36543474
Didn't they make a seinen once?

>> No.36543489

I pray for a Higanbana adaptation

>> No.36543542

>>36543464
Only brainlet goats hate him, not someone based like ZUN.
>>36543436
I can respect that, but why a gacha tho?

>> No.36543574

I pray that all anons get what they want.

>> No.36543579
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36543579

This thing's existence is the biggest miracle in the series.

>> No.36543590

>>36543574
Thank you anon, I hope I'll get what I want too.

>> No.36543596

>>36543579
Sounds a bit hilarious

>> No.36543618

>>36543542
ZUN quite literally rejected him though.

>> No.36543643
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>> No.36543647
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36543647

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qtIwDi90N4
Soon?

>> No.36543651

>>36543579
>that triangle shape formed by the stars
Yeah anon hahaha they totally aren't the bad guys

>> No.36543678

>>36543618
Proof?

>> No.36543681

>>36543651
>country is literally called America
Haha yeah so... we're totally not the villain haha

>> No.36543729
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>> No.36543743

>>36543647
Eua defeated with the power of (platonic) love.

>> No.36543768

>>36543729
Without her hair ornaments she's not Enje

>> No.36543782

>>36543768
That's what makes it hot.

>> No.36543784

>>36543768
if she isn't enje, then it's okay for battler to fuck her

>> No.36543806 [DELETED] 

Lambdadelta without her hate is just some random loli. It's the hat that makes her who she is.

>> No.36543813

>>36543768
The fact she's alright taking them off is a hint as to who she's fucking. It's important they've been taken off so that hint can be provided.

>> No.36543820

>>36543806
Lambda isn't a loli retard

>> No.36543849
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36543849

I made this

>> No.36543856

>>36543849
That's pretty nice.

>> No.36543858

Guys, this 25th and 26th I will go to an anime convention thingy.
What do if I find any fellow Umifag?

>> No.36543874 [DELETED] 
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36543874

READ THE MANIFESTO

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36543879

>>36543858
Kiss them on the lips.
I will also be there and give you permission to kiss any umifag you meet.

>> No.36543894

>>36543879
Lies, u aint from Spain

>> No.36543909

>>36543894
But what if I am?

>> No.36543931
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>>36543858
make him dress up as beato

>> No.36543939
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>>36543858
Make the Ikuko satanic hand gesture.

>> No.36543952

>>36543909
Me cago en tus muertos.

>> No.36543964
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36543964

And this too

>> No.36544017

>>36543964
Didn't know witches had periods

>> No.36544029
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>>36543939
That's actually the blessing hand, an important symbol of spiritual authority in Christianity.

>> No.36544043

Anybody have the Bernkastel and Lambdadelta character sprites with switched color palettes?

>> No.36544060
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>> No.36544068

>>36543964
Evangelion reference

>> No.36544080
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>> No.36544084

>>36543820
>Lambdadelta isn't a retard
Yes she is

>> No.36544087

>>36543858
>>36543894
Rub your chest hairs against his

>> No.36544093

>>36544060
sex
>>36544080
yuck

>> No.36544147

Lambdadelta is objectively hotter and sexier than Bernkastel.

>> No.36544161

>>36540563
i worry about your mental state anon

>> No.36544172

>>36544087
That's some gachi shit my dude

>> No.36544174

>>36544147
bern is just too damn gloomy and probably expects you to do all the work in bed

>> No.36544182

>>36544174
I don't think witches would let you fuck them, and it would be impossible to rape them.

>> No.36544191

>>36544182
I'm canonically stronger than Bern and Lambda. Therefore, rape is possible.

>> No.36544193

>>36544182
ikuku was dating battler for decades

>> No.36544196

>>36544182
Nah, you can rape witches
I would know

>> No.36544200

>>36544191
Wow, holy shit. Is there a limit to your massive power?
>>36544193
And he was a cripple. Witches just don't want the human cock, anon.

>> No.36544202

>>36544182
Its just two girls playing roleplaying games nigga lmfao
>He believed the magic theory

>> No.36544210

Magic exists

>> No.36544223

>>36544202
Life is too shitty to not believe in magic

>> No.36544225

Magic can't exist

>> No.36544232
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[red]Witches want human dick.[/red]

>> No.36544234

>>36544200
>Witches just don't want the human cock, anon.
you mean they spend thousands of years sitting there bored to tears and the idea of relieving their boredom with a bit of sexual pleasure never crossed their mind?
get real, mate, these witches are probably massive perverts behind their noble facades

>> No.36544242

>>36544234
I just think that they are above doing perversions with humans.

>> No.36544259

Since Lambdadelta is a fictional character, by typing 「I raped Lambdadelta」, Lambdadelta is raped by me for real.

>> No.36544276

>>36544259
The readers are in the highest reading/writing plane. We are all by definition above the witches same way everyone in the catbox is inferior to the witches.

>> No.36544285

>>36544242
some girls enjoy having sex with their pet dogs precisely because the idea of having a being that is low enough to be their mere property breed them makes them horny
i'm sure witches would've had plenty of time to toy with ideas like this

>> No.36544305

>>36544259
What if I write that you never did such a thing? Would my fiction outweigh your own, or would both writings come true? That would be an interesting paradox.
>>36544285
>some girls
They aren't witches, so of course the idea of dog fucking seems interesting.

>> No.36544306

Without love, anon mating pressing Lambdadelta against her will and his girthy fur seal plunging the great reddit lady into estrus can't be seen.

>> No.36544314
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Why is poor 34 the "reddit lady"?

>> No.36544316

>>36544285
Now I understand why Yasu did it, she just wanted to be treated like how George treats his chair

>> No.36544321

>>36544259
Goats like that have no power over witches.

>> No.36544324

>>36544305
Each exist in their own self-contained universe and are unable to influence one another without the consent of both creators

>> No.36544328

I consent.

>> No.36544329

Italianon X Lambda is Canon

>> No.36544340

>>36544314
Karma whore, unlike bern who tries to find pleasure in LiveLeak videos

>> No.36544345

>>36544329
Wait so is Lambda Italianon's uncle now?

>> No.36544355

Lady Lambdadelta is sucked into the breast expansion + lactation fragment while shouting for Bern to save her

>> No.36544364
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Also this, this is peek ld/whodunnit

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>> No.36544382

>>36544355
Bern fails to save her, all that awaits her now is getting dicked by Italianon while being milked like a cow eternally. Cownge will be her only friend in this hellscape.

>> No.36544388
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What makes a man constantly post "witches don't fuck humans" whenever people show interest in the topic? What drives someone to keep saying that only Lambda and Bern can do naughty things to one another when someone says they want to do something to one of them?

>> No.36544398

Guess some people really enjoy their outlandish sexual fantasies

>> No.36544399

>>36544388
there's some sick things that get added to yurifag coke
can't even let me self insert my schlong into such ladies

>> No.36544403

>>36544388
>want to fuck an online stranger met on an imageboard about mystery
LMAO

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>>36544364
She's a straightforward kind of girl.

>> No.36544417

this general is CRIIIINGE when will someone post a new mystery?????

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>>36544403
>mystery

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>mystery

>> No.36544433

For me, it's breeding Ooishi in his car

>> No.36544438

>>36544417
Mine will be ready sometime in the next five years. I'm shooting myself in the foot by adding in all the extra complexity. but I can't back down now.

>> No.36544442

>>36544419
blegh

>> No.36544447

Tomitake and Ooishi discussing cigarette brands loudly and passioantely. Takano watches on, embarrassed but also kinda aroused about Tommy being so into brands, for some reason. 5 minute scene in the inevitable Passione Kira compliation of funny scenes.

>> No.36544458

>>36544444

captcha ah2XD

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>>mystery

>> No.36544520

>>36544433
for me it's breeding ooishi's car
http://i.imgur.com/FU97o8h.gif

>> No.36544597

>>36544388
yurimonsters

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2ct4xXak24

Is there a single fanart with Satoko wearing the phantom of the opera's mask?

>> No.36544746
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Final one
I'll stop now

>> No.36544770

>>36544746
Gamer juice

>> No.36544783

>>36544746
Also make one with beato on gold (piss)

>> No.36544787

>>36544783
Somebody draw Beato surfing using Pissu as a surfboard please....

>> No.36544794

>>36544783
I can't find full-body Beatrice sprites anywhere

>> No.36544804

>>36544794
Bro there is one on the gamefiles...

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>>36544794
This not good enough for you?

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>>36544804
Where on the game files? I don't see anything on the game files. There may be something in the game files, but I was told to look on the game files and there's nothing there.

>> No.36544958

Piece > Lambda > Bern

FACT

>> No.36544966

>on
in.

>> No.36544972

Naima > Piece > Lambda > Bern

>> No.36544978

>>36544940
>>36544807
Nigger

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>>36545057

>> No.36545119

P-cup Piece nursing hairjob

>> No.36545356

>>36545119
Does pissu like golden showers tho?

>> No.36545389
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lambdadeltaaa a

>> No.36545474
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>> No.36545519
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>>36544783
>>36544966
Fine

>> No.36545536

You people are monsters. Abominations. Cruel torturers.

>> No.36545557

>>36545519
This is CANON because Beato is fictional to begin with

>> No.36545615

>>36545519
why's the water yellow?

>> No.36545656
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>>36545615
Why do you think

>> No.36545669

>>36545656
How would Lambdadelta react to me literally exploding in cum and gore after seeing her once?

>> No.36545852
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>> No.36545895

>>36545852
very reddit post

>> No.36545930

>>36545656
it's all lambda's pee

>> No.36545938

i want to rape ange while her female schoolmates are holding her down and encouraging me

>> No.36545940

Who is the 4chan witch?

>> No.36545951

>>36545940
A lot of them are, the better question would be which board belongs to which

>> No.36545980

>>36545940
obviously that would be a miserable and bitter reject like bern

>> No.36545997
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36545997

Featherine is the 4chan witch
A famous and almighty creator, feared by all. Yet she cannot keep her sense of individuality. In the end she's just a goat, just like all the other goats.
She also often LARPs as her 14 year old self (Hanyuu) and repeatedly shouts the same handful of phrases

>> No.36546019

>>36545940
Ange

>> No.36546037
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36546037

tfw no /qst/ery

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>>36545997
She also doesn't help her friends who're in trouble, preferring to laugh at their plight.

>> No.36546175

Featherine nursing handjob surpasses all others
I want her to whisper "child of man" into my ear

>> No.36546179

groping bern

>> No.36546213
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36546213

raping bern in front of featherine as a game master

>> No.36546236

>>36546213
But (You) are Featherine so you must rape Bern yourself

>> No.36546282

>>36546148
Heh, bern is such a coward sometimes

>> No.36546387

Which witch is definitively the biggest shotacon?

>> No.36546394
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36546394

>>36545940
This witch is clearly the most like 4chan.

>> No.36546426

>>36545997
>theatregoing, check
>spectating, check
>drama, check
>thinks she's the hottest shit in existence
>reclusive and eccentric
>chuuni as fuck
LITERALLY me

>> No.36546447
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36546447

>>36546426
However, she always wins.

>> No.36546448

>>36546394
add the clover to her bow tie jewel and it'll be perfect

>> No.36546465

you guys think ange ever imaginarily raped sakutaro?

>> No.36546492

>>36546465
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes

>> No.36546508

>>36546465
No, it wouldn't be rape.

>> No.36546551
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36546551

>>36541107
Yeah...
I also like momdom and similar things. Shion in particular does a lot for my masochism.
>>36541270
I can do that, but when you have a full paragraph describing a girl's body like she's a goddess or something, it's a little immersion-breaking when it keeps calling her Jennifer or Megan. I want to keep Shion's name in mind.

>> No.36546564

>>36546465
After she finished listening to her Panic at the Disco CDs

>> No.36546575

>>36546037
when will that shitty one end holy shit

>> No.36546582

>>36541107
Which witch turns people into giants?

>> No.36546592
File: 1.85 MB, 1920x1080, __ushiromiya_maria_sakutarou_and_maria_umineko_no_naku_koro_ni_drawn_by_hitotubosi__8d7bf120c449b6f13ac332a3aae61057.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>36540563
I'm the Alliance loving anon from the last thread. Glad you enjoyed it so much. I played Umineko without consulting anyone so I was really surprised to discover some people didn't like it. As I said, it's my favourite episode, and I think the next one is almost as good too.
>Sakutaro WAS THE BEST
Excellent taste.

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>>36538572

>> No.36546608

>>36546582
Lambda, probably

>> No.36546623

>>36538359
Me, her husbandnyuu

>> No.36546631
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36546631

>> No.36546643

>>36541252
Scarednyuu

>> No.36546659

>>36543320
Spicy meeper

>> No.36546667

Know that at least someone killed themselves just because of Sotsu.

>> No.36546675

>>36546605
Mywifenyuu as we make love

>> No.36546678
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>>36546448
Truly, our witch.

>> No.36546684
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36546684

>> No.36546713

>>36546667
Me.
Because life is not worth living without being Eua's chair, or being choked to death by Rena while she grinds her pussy into your boner, or Satoko stuffing her panties in your mouth at the end of a gun barrel, or Shmion taking turns simultaneously torturing and pleasuring you.

>> No.36546717
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>> No.36546736
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>> No.36546745

>>36546736
slut

>> No.36546754

>>36546713
>Me.
Then how are you posting if you're dead?

>> No.36546757

>>36545519
Beato gets shoved into the Ushiromiya septic tank, what will she do?

>> No.36546767

>>36546754
Life is full of inconsistencies

>> No.36546775

>>36546684
translate it weebs.

>> No.36546783

>>36546775
doko nakadashi desuwa
ohohohoh

>> No.36546789

>>36546678
she may be a shit witch, but she is our witch

>> No.36546796

>>36546754
Eua lets me hang out here between episodes

>> No.36546803

>>36546736
Why are Satoko's clothes soaked in pee, did she aim badly in the bathroom? What a gross girl

>> No.36546901
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36546901

>>36546803
>Why are Satoko's clothes soaked in pee

>> No.36546930

Mass produced Sakutaros means the possibility of shota gangrape

>> No.36546945

Enje on /r9k/

>> No.36546946

Satopits

>> No.36546977

Enje getting frustrated why her blog posts keep triggering the R9K filter

>> No.36546980

Satoclit

>> No.36546984

>>36546946
Satopitzuri

>> No.36547012

Does anyone have the "i cant breathe" edit of ooishi and shion/mion??
Don't reply to me if you're gonna post the tiresome "yes but im never gonna post it" bait again.

>> No.36547020

>>36547012

>>36542788

>> No.36547022

>>36547012
yes but I can't be assed to look for it

>> No.36547025

>>36547012
Yes but im never gonna post it

>> No.36547030

>>36547012
Yes but I'm not in my computer right now

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>>36547038

>> No.36547078

>>36547038
>>36547046
Eua POV from the next episode.

>> No.36547093

>>36547038
>>36547046
Gulpnyuu

>> No.36547094

>>36547038
>>36547046
literally me

>> No.36547116

>>36547020
based thanks anon

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>> No.36547178

WHY COULDN'T UMINEKO HAVE BEEN AN EROGE
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.36547186

Everywhere I go I see her name...
Big Maria

>> No.36547191

>>36547178
Most H-scenes in eroge are shit so I'm glad it wasn't.

>> No.36547192

>>36547186
no fricking way, we won

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>>36547186

>> No.36547231

>>36547186
JK Maria.

>> No.36547232

>>36545519
The Jarate Witch.

>> No.36547240

>>36545519
based

>> No.36547249
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>>36547191
All Umineko was missing was a "Tohsaka's anus" moment to get it in the mainstream. Just think, WTC could have had a worldwide franchise if Ange's anus had been canonically described in such a manner.

>> No.36547261

>>36547178
Coomer kys

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>>36546946

>> No.36547275

>>36547249
episode 4 ange was missing at least 3 rape scenes

>> No.36547286
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>>36547249
Man, it hurts just thinking about Ange portrayed like that...

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>>36547286
portrayed like what

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>>36547286
Don't worry, it would have been a nightmare Battler had due to Lambda messing with his head while he was asleep. The actual Battler Ange sex scene would have been much more loving, but also rather bittersweet due to the circumstances.

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...........

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>> No.36547383
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36547383

Looking back, this was the one moment when Bern didn't seem like total shithead.

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>>36547383
It's the point she's being the most/least genuine, depending on your perspective on the later episodes. Either way, it was very cute!

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36547405

Nipah?

>> No.36547416

>>36547366
wow she really is fat

>> No.36547417

>>36547396
imagine rubbing your cock between berns chest

>> No.36547419

>>36547383
She was acting.

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36547433

>>36547405
Nipple.

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36547471

>>36547405

>> No.36547490

>>36547471
another missing sex scene, this could have been bern sucking you off if it were a real vn

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>>36547470

>> No.36547512

>>36547506
Aww what a happy looking man

>> No.36547526

>>36547471
God I love how Bern just slathers on her eyeliner with no taste. I want to see her standing by a wall at a party not knowing what to say to the other witches, the drink in her hand warming up.

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>>36547541

>> No.36547556
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36547556

>>36547526
poor bern
friendless and bitter cat lady

>> No.36547559

FAAAAT

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>>36547541
Cutie.

>> No.36547607

>>36547556
Bern being awkward at the store! Bern not being able to call out for food! Bern lying on her bed hoping that Lambda will call! Bern's roommate being a deranged chopsticks fetishist who basically cums whenever Bern gets lonely enough to hold her hand!

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>>36547589

>> No.36547634

>>36547620
Aw now even the man's sad

>> No.36547645

>>36547620
to be fair this is how I would feel if my giantess gf Ange was being bullied

>> No.36547680

If Sotsugyou is actually a Bern/Lambda origin story as people have predicted then it might just be that Lambda doesn't let Bern have any friends.

>> No.36547687

>>36547589
Ange getting put into the school jail for public nudism and getting raped by the principal!

>> No.36547716

>>36547680
that's hot

>> No.36547720

In the kakera where Umineko is an Eroge, my counterpart complains about Featherine's lack of H-scenes

>> No.36547730

>>36547680
Now I just want to give Bern a big hug

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>>36547620
>>36547589
FIXED
THANKS ME LATER

>> No.36547732

>>36547720
featherine makes ange lick her clit to get her to talk

>> No.36547733

wow berncastle is literally me!

>> No.36547738

>>36547731
Based.
Fuck bullying

>> No.36547739

>>36547589
>>36547620
This is not funny. Enje becoming suicidal from constant bullying is very serious. There are many cases of children suiciding from that and it's very serious.

>> No.36547748

>>36547739
its pretty fucking hot
imagine her school bullies inviting their male friends over and forcibly impregnating ange during a week off

>> No.36547750
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>>36547731
>>36547620
>>36547589
FIXED
THANKS ME LATER
final version

>> No.36547751

>>36547739
wow... I'm so sorry your None Binary, really am...

>> No.36547760

>>36547739
I was bullied and had no friends yet I didn't commit suicide. Suicide is just a method of weeding out those of insufficient will. Even at my lowest point I kept living.

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Pasta, strained!!

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>>36547739
It gets them off, so don't expect it to stop anytime soon. God knows someone probably got off to the ice cubes thing...

>> No.36547783

Enje NEEDS to be hypnotized, injected with breast expansion drugs and strapped to a milking machine.

>> No.36547788
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>>36547680
I don't think so. Lambda herself has a ton of other cool friends she likes to hang out with.

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>>36547760
Based
remember
>>36547767
Ange is Tsundere for me KEK
>>36547739
Her bully was creaded by Battler family culprit theory spammed by Rika

>> No.36547804

>>36547783
I think her breasts are quite big enough already.

>> No.36547806

>>36547788
Yeah, but that's not mutually exclusive. The notion is that Lambda doesn't want Bern specifically to have any friends besides her, so she won't abandon her. Lambda can have all the friends she wants herself.

>> No.36547807

when i see an image with text that's formatted in a certain way, i just close it right away without even reading it

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You wake up to this. What do you do?

>> No.36547815

>>36547808
cuddlerape

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>>36547790
Rika bulli gf confirmed???

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>>36547808

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>>36547808
Hello Erika did you know the real truth about yourself

>> No.36547829

>>36547808
take a good whiff of her smell

>> No.36547830

>>36547808
Tell my tulpa not to take the form of cringe characters

>> No.36547832

>>36547808
get meeped

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>>36547808
Give her what she wants

>> No.36547838

>>36547823
Bern has Rika face because she is the first 1 who bullied ange with that theory

>> No.36547841

>>36547748
I've never found anything like that hot. Just makes me feel bad and the fetish weirds me out. Made the bullying chapter of Subahibi totally unreadable for me.

>> No.36547849

Kanon = Okonogi
Okanonogitrice theory

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>>36547838
So Rika bulli gf confirm???/

>> No.36547865
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Erika is a sweet and cute flower.

https://files.catbox.moe/aoxpwp.webm

>> No.36547882

Lambda is the sans of Umineko

>> No.36547886

>>36547824
Based. Shaving Erika's head! Listening to her crying and begging about her beautiful locks while snot runs down her face! Kissing her bare scalp!

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>>36547865
She is! She's very cute, and very sweet!

>> No.36547907

Imagine being the principle of St. Lucia and calling the esteemed daughter of the Ushiromiya family to your office. Imagine the nervous Ange entering your office already suspecting why she was called. Imagine the look of absolute panic and horror on her face as you tell her that her grades weren't sufficient enough to pass, and that she will have to keep going to school for another year with her classmates. Imagine the tears forming around Ange's eyes as she lowers her head, the look of resignation and acceptance on her face as you say you that you know of another a way she can still pass as you start rubbing your hands on her hips, slowly beginning to caress her shapely body.

>> No.36547913

I want to taste Erika's breast milk thoroughly

>> No.36547924

Erikaposts, hidden!

>> No.36547938

What do the Ushiromiyas even do for a living? What's their fiscal policies like? R07 can't write fantasies for shit

>> No.36547941

enje belly grab

>> No.36547951

>>36547938
Investiment
the only smart of them are Eva and hideyoshi
the rest are retards

>> No.36547978

>>36547938
battlers family pirates movies
kinzo just sat on interest
jessicas family invests
georges family runs a business
rosa made a company that loses money
>how do they make money
they dont, theye all failures except kinzo

>> No.36547994

>>36547938
Rudolf scams people and make them kill themselves

>> No.36548004

>>36547978
Is there a collage of all the Ushiromiyas screaming about stock crashes? If not I'll make one

>> No.36548013

>>36548004
I only saw one about Krauss telling Natsuhi he shorted gme

>> No.36548020

>>36547938
Kinzo was an investor/war profiteer with close ties to the postwar occupation govt. that gave him an advantage (along with the gold). His children do different things but they're all pretty clearly explained:
Krauss is a (bad) investor.
Eva and Hideyoshi run a restaurant chain.
Rudolf and Kyrie are swindlers.
Rosa runs a clothing designer brand that sounds like a vanity project.

>> No.36548054

>>36547907
hot

>> No.36548075

>>36547938
why do people make statements like this when they speedread or are just morons themselves?

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>>36548075
I was pretending, you would know by me saying fantasy
get owned

>> No.36548116

>>36543729
POV: You are Umineko gou's George

>> No.36548140

>>36548020
You forgot to mention:
George is a failson who had extracurriculars paid for by Eva for all his life
Jessica is a faildaughter with no job or friends
Battler is a mooch who buys shady steroids while living with his grandparents
Maria is an autistic child who speaks in sentence fragments and baby babble

>> No.36548154

>>36548140
Don't forget the mystic and poorly understood religious babble

>> No.36548172

>>36548140
I mean 3/4 of them are legally minors so I don't think they're relevant to the question of making money.
>failson
SA/reddit word

>> No.36548186

>>36548172
quit disappointing your parents

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>>36548140
>shady steroids
Still don't get this detail. Did Yasu see a picture of him and think there was no way he got that physique naturally? Did she just assume he would do that sort of thing to get bigger based on the shit said in those letters? Or did he actually take shady drugs to get bigger and that's only important to mention once and forget afterwards?

>> No.36548198

>>36548186
nice faux-ironic chapocel reply

>> No.36548214

>>36548198
what the fuck did i just read

>> No.36548229

>>36548214
if you don't know what it means and still use the word 'failson', then that makes you the equivalent of a Touhou tertiary except with left-wing podcasters who used to post on an internet forum

>> No.36548291

>>36548229
the person who said failson
the person who told you to stop being a disappointment (me)
and the person you just responded to are three different people

>> No.36548302

>>36548291
why are you so sure?

>> No.36548305

>>36548291
ok chud

>> No.36548350

>>36548302
he's right, i don't know what any of these buzzwords are, i've never heard of any of them. at least 'failson' is obvious in what it means

>> No.36548363

>>36548350
english isn't my primary language, but just reading the word is enough to understand it. it has 2 composites - fail and son, so failson probably means a failure of a son or something.

>> No.36548372

>>36548350
If you're being serious, I'll explain: the word 'failson' originated on Something Awful and was popularized by a left-wing podcast called Chapo Trap House, which then became popular on reddit. I say it's SA/reddit because of its origins, not because of its meaning.

>> No.36548373

>>36548363
the buzzword in question is "chapocel"

>> No.36548388

so it's a lambdadelta term...

>> No.36548394

>>36548388
That's never gonna catch on, no matter how many times you say it.

>> No.36548397

>>36548373
well, i don't know what chapocel means probably something about incels?

>> No.36548405

Can anyone genuinely, thoroughly explain why lambdadelta is reddit

>> No.36548416

>>36548405
no

>> No.36548423

>>36548405
Already did; not my job to educate you.

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>>36548405
I could, but I refuse

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How do we fix George /07th/? For one, get rid of the yellow suit, change it to navy or something

>> No.36548432

>>36548429
Actually make him a fat hairy incel

>> No.36548435

>>36548429
Tomita is fine

>> No.36548438

>>36548429
Make him in photography

>> No.36548443

>>36548429
Sometimes when playing I would spontaneously think 'George the mustard man' when he showed up.

>> No.36548446

>>36548405
some forced meme by some faggot

>> No.36548454

mad

>> No.36548467

>>36548443
So that means George is mustard, Battler is ketchup, Jessica is honey, and Maria is barbecue sauce

>> No.36548469

>>36548429
Honestly? The haircut

>> No.36548474

what's your favourite sub-lamdadelta?

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>>36548429
a change of clothes won't be enough

>> No.36548485

>>36548429
He needs new glasses, ones not so round.

>> No.36548492

>>36548474
ld/delicious

>> No.36548507

enje spends her night on ld/fml trying to feel better about herself but is unable to

>> No.36548508
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Why the FUCK is Takano in Hotarubi?

>> No.36548528

>>36548469
>>36548483
>>36548485
You're right anons, it's completely the haircut and glasses. Get rid of those and he'll look fine/presentable

>> No.36548535

>>36548508
It's just an expy character, but this time even closer to the original than usual since she is outright called Miyoko Takano.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hScBmFoGEEk
Okay, so this is an official song from an official Umineko composer and it's directly name dropping Jesus at 4:11.
I guess people can no longer claim that Umineko isn't a Christian novel.

>> No.36548632

>>36548572
Maria namedrops the Holy Mary, Holy Spirit and Jesus in chapter 4

>> No.36548647

>>36548632
>the autistic mentally underdeveloped satanist is representative of christians
lol

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Of all the people in Umineko, I'd realistically only want to hang out with Nanjo. He seems like he'd be good conversation at the bar.

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For the first time I'm trying to read it cover to cover and wow. I'm not even that deep into it and its like every other paragraph I have to google different explanations of what I'm reading. Like the story of Lot starts off with Abram seeing 3 guys and one is God? Or is it the trifecta? So I have to google what to make of this. Then the two other guys go into Sodom to meet with Lot and the Sodom people want to rape them, what the heck?

So he offers his virgin daughters to be gang raped instead of what google says are probably angels but then they seem to use defensive abilities to blind these guys. We got the attack on Sodom but Lot's wife looked back pillar of salt now I have to google what that's all about. Now he's hiding out in a cave and his daughters make him drunk and rape him, back to google for commentary.

I'm at like Genesis 17 and already animals being cut in half so God can fly between them as a stove and flame is already not seeming that weird. Am I gonna be going whaaaaat and turning to commentary constantly the rest of the bible or is Genesis just far out.

>> No.36548671

>>36548660
But would he want to hang out with you?

>> No.36548692
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Erikantrice formelly Higurashi

>> No.36548694

Featherine, Eua and Hanyuu are the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.
I refuse to explain.

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>>36544417
When Ciconia phase 2 releases.

>> No.36548705

>>36548670
genesis is fun. it gets a bit easier later.

>> No.36548742

>>36548702
Very nice art

>> No.36548752

>>36548671
Probably not, he's a respected family physician in his twilight years. He's got better things to do

>> No.36548755

>>36548572
I don't think it's a Christian novel in the proper sense (i.e. written by a Christian with the intention of spreading Christianity), but I think the best argument for a Christian interpretation is that 'Without love, it cannot be seen' is explicitly derived from Christianity as per Beatrice's monologue at the beginning of EP2. The idea of love as the 'single element of the world' is pretty distinctly Christian (1 John 4:8, God is love, God being among other things the first thing or ultimate reality of the universe).

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>>36548670
Genesis is fun
Numbers is just statistics so skip

>> No.36548791

>>36548694
This but a satanic version for evil.

>> No.36548802

>>36548670
Yep the bible mentions a lot of other godly beings besides the big one.

>> No.36548819

>>36548767
Some of Numbers is interesting but you really don't have to read the geneaologies and such

>> No.36548847

>>36548670
reminder that the israeli god was originally 3 different gods that eventually morphed into one

>> No.36548878

>>36548847
>

>> No.36548910

>>36548878
its funny because in newer versions of the bible they replace all the names god was called by into just lord to try to obscure that
he was called different names because they were different gods lol

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>> No.36549082

Hey, /jp/.
Thank you for making me realise that When They Cry is a series for mentally ill porn addicts and internet spergs.
Now I can finally stop liking it and be free.
Sincerely,
Anon

>> No.36549097

Wait. People actually read the Bible? It's not a meme?

>> No.36549116

>>36549097
it was the zoomer trend in 2018/2019 to be a devout catholic pay no attention to the leftovers

>> No.36549122

>>36549082
No, you won't
You're trapped here with me forever.
See you next thread.

>> No.36549172

I'm early into episode 5, but had to sleep. I just had a dream about Beatrice. It was good. I had to solve some bullshit riddle, but hearing her voice and laughter made me smile.
I can't wait to continue.
>>36544161
Eh? I'm fine.
>>36546592
I'm glad someone else thinks so too. For a second, I don't know if I was the one in the wrong, but it also doesn't matter if my opinions are different if it means being happy with the VN I like.

>> No.36549232

>>36549097
only the best meme in all existence

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>> No.36549408

>>36549246
My cute angrywifenyuu

>> No.36549485

>>36538373
How could Ange hate these melons?

>> No.36549496
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Afternoon tea
High society
Cultivated manners
Sparkling conversation
I'm a real lady
Don't hate just because you chose to be beneath me

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>>36549496

>> No.36549831

I cringe so hard when umineko characters talk in English

>> No.36549844
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>>36549831
<See you again.Have a nice day>

>> No.36549862

>>36549844
Enje really isn't as cool as she thinks she is

>> No.36549866

>>36549831
Imagine cumming inside Erika until you reach your limit and then she leans down and whispers "OOOOOH YEAH WAN MOAH!"

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>>36549862

>> No.36549877

>>36549866
Somehow, that doesn't sound very unappealing.

>> No.36549885

>>36549866
That sounds adorable.

>> No.36549902

>>36549877
>>36549885
That's just your pre-post-nut-clarity talking

>> No.36549914

>>36549866
>>36549902
I get to fuck Erika and that's the only negative you can think of? Sign me up.

>> No.36549963

>>36549866
That would be hot, but it's cringe any other time.

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I'M SO GLAD WE CAN FINALLY HORNEY POST IN PEACE!!!! I WANT TO GET VORED BY RENA SO FUCKING BAD!!!!
#BEST/07/THREADEVER!!!!

>> No.36550003

>>36549870
Exactly, Ange is autistic and just the autistic kind of autistic, not the smart kind of autistic.

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imagine getting vored by mions sweaty throat how humiliating!

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"Keiichi-kun looks so cute in my stomach hauuuu!"

>> No.36550061

>new ip
Balls status : NOT FOUND

>> No.36550088

>>36550061
What the fuck does this post mean??? go ahead and tell me what you think you're trying to say? Do you know who the fuck I am?? With one call I'll have you home address and your bloodtype, so tell me right fucking now what the hell you meant to imply with your post??? are you saying i'm a newfag? what the hell are you trying to say well i'm waiting

>> No.36550118
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Leave.

>> No.36550193

Rika is Featherine
Featherine is Rika

>> No.36550260

>>36550193
Hi Italianon

>> No.36550495

>>36535659
Where is the torrent? I knew I should've downloaded everything when I had the chance still.

>> No.36550520
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Shannon serves you a private meal on Rokkenjima. What do you order?

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>>36550520
Pumpkin-flavoured tea

>> No.36550529
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>>36550520
The classic. Cow tit sandwich.

>> No.36550629

>>36550520
A competent servant unlike her

>> No.36550652

>>36550629
*him

>> No.36550750

this thread is piss

>> No.36550756

Shion's piss which I am drinking

>> No.36550762
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>>36550750
piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissu

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>>36549866
Erika will never look at your dick and say, "But it's no uuuuuuuuuuse!!" Where she then calls over her friends, "Please, looook at thiiiiiiiis! Gertruude, Corneliaaaaaaa!!"
"Anon-shwaaaaaannn!! Pweease, look at thiiiiiiiisss!! Whhhhaaat issss thiiiiiis!?"
Erika, who was now so excited that her pronunciation was tumbling all over the place, pointed at your pathetic dick.
"Look, here, here! There's something attached between your legs!~ What is it!? What is it!? Hey, what is it Gertruuuuuuude!?'
". . . . Know that it is Anon‘s pathetic dick."
"Oh, yeeeeeeeeeaaaaah!! Very goooooooooood!! One more!"
"Know that is the tiny dick of the worthless virgin, Anon"
"Oh, very GOOD!! Okay, you two! Why don't you show everyone watching at home on their TVs?!! Please have a look at this pathetic thing between Anon's legs!! So, what do you think of it?! Is it cute, or is it disgusting? Please tell me with the green truth!"
>"Please, allow me to speak. Know that Anon's dick is disgusting."
>"Know that Anon is a virgin and has never slept with another person."
>"It needs no second telling, but know that Anon is a disgusting virgin and having sex with another individual is impossible!!"

>> No.36550830

It's official, This is the WORST /07/ thread ever made. Fuck this, i'm never coming back

>> No.36550900
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>> No.36551001

>>36547589
Based on those answers, is Ange actually retarded?

>> No.36551050

>>36550960
>>36550969
I feel the same way Lambda

>> No.36551052

>>36550900
Okay, I lol'd

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>>36550969
CUTE!!!

>> No.36551072

>>36550969
Dlanor Child
Erika Milk.

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Ahhhh don't filter me pleaasee aghhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.36551385

>>36551380
enje is too busy listening to AFI to filter

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