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We've probably had this thread a million times, but that's never stopped anyone before.

You get to choose one, and only one, /jp/-related power. You can use it at your discretion, without needing any reagents that it might require.

What do you choose?

For me, it would probably be Sakuya's time stop, because of its overall usefulness. Pic very related.

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>> No.3621053
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If we were talking mutant powers, Telekinesis > ALL, but if it's /jp/ only, Time-Stop is the best power, both offense and defense-wise.

>> No.3621060

ZA WARUDO

>> No.3621064

Eternal youth and immortality, resistance to and manipulation of fire.

>> No.3621065

Either Time Stop, Gaps, or Hourai Elixir Immortality.

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Because NUKES.

>> No.3621080

Shiki's ability to kill servants for me.

>> No.3621082

Generic "use magic" power because science and magic are the basically the same thing.

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I choose Nitori's cuteness.

>> No.3621086

>>3621053

>Telekinesis > ALL

I think that would depend on the limits of it.

Is there a range limit, or can you pick up a lunar rock as easy as an earth rock?
Is there a weight limit, or can you heave mountains from their roots?
Is there a material limit, or could you move gas and plasma as easy as solids?
Is there a speed limit to it, or does it happen at the speed of light/thought?

If there's no limit to any of these... you could move the stars themselves at a whim. A frightening power.

Anyway, for me...

OMNI
POTENCE.

Fuck. You. I won't say I have a god complex, but that's the only thing I'll say I "desire". I know it's impossible, but that won't stop my fanciful mind.

>> No.3621092

Border manipulation, because it's definition is so abstract.
What (where) exactly are its limits?

>> No.3621095

>>3621092
Does it matter? You can just shift those limits.

>> No.3621096

>>3621092
No limits because it can change its own limits indefinitely

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>>3621092

Its limits are things with no boundaries, lol

>> No.3621098

Ask shrinemaiden.

>> No.3621102

>>3621095
I was going to say I could mess with the boundary of me being able to control time, or any other power, but then I felt terribly uninformed

>> No.3621117

>>3621102

Did you miss the Boundary Team's explanation for the Imperishable Night?

Literally "Yukari did it".

>> No.3621118

>>3621086
Think less Jean Grey and more Charles Xavier.

>> No.3621121

>>3621117
Yes, because I neither play the games nor read translations on wikis.

>> No.3621128

Ex-Keine's history manipulation, the only ability that can match Yukari.

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>>3621097
Its limits are things with no boundaries- loli, for example.

>> No.3621146

>>3621118

That's Telepathy, not Telekinesis.

And I was going by the "> ALL" statement. For it to truly be better than anything (except omnipotence fuck you), it would have to be limitless (omnipotence is more limitless).

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Reimu's world-HAX powers.
Just like Tohonifun's Reimu.
Especially in this doujin, Koumakyou.

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>>3621170
Still dumping

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>>3621170
>>3621177

Why ya postin' out of order, bro?

>> No.3621185

hahahaha fuck reimu that bitch.

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Manipulation of boundaries.

If immortality was considered an ability, I'd chose it though.

>> No.3621198

>>3621187

Technically with the power of Ephemeral and Eternal (which blows Time-stop out of the fucking water by the way), you can brew a Hourai Elixir.

Gonna need to learn arcane medicine, though.

>> No.3621199

>>3621181
Sorry, I didn't see the file names correctly.
Anyway, with that kind of power, I don't have to worry about anything except poverty.

>> No.3621206

gaps.

>> No.3621207

It's like I'm really on Gaia.

>> No.3621212

>>3621207
its like im really on /b/

>> No.3621219

Byakuren's self-buff magic would be pretty cool.

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>>3621212
PWNED!

>> No.3621238

>>3621097
>>3621129
That which has no boundaries cannot exist, due to lack of definition.

Therefore, Yukari's power is unlimited.

>> No.3621242

Yuyuko's power to kill anyone

>> No.3621240

>>3621021
plz stop spamming ur shitty clone board on anoxntalxk.com ok were tired of u now ( remove the x's )

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Eat sweets and not get fat.

>> No.3621253

>>3621023
Well the if it's just one touhou the immortality and fire control of mokou would come in handy.

Being a powerful ghost like Yuyuko seems okay too, since you're immortal too.

If it's the style and battle power then Yuka would be my choice.

And being the supreme judge who is immortal too seems okay. So out of all the jobs Yamaxandus seems the best.

I dont really know I cant decide.

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Because little girls flying around and shooting each other is pretty super natural.

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>>3621242
>Yuyuko's power to kill anyone
>anyone

I don't think you thought your cunning plan all the way through

>> No.3621272

I'd like to be able to cook spaghetti.

>> No.3621285

I'd have Alice's powers to control dolls.

Then I'll never be lonely again.

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>>3621238

>That which has no boundaries cannot exist, due to lack of definition.

Sure, bro.

Except it's called "higher entities".

We who live in the realm of Real Numbers have to abide by boundaries, but things that exist in the realm of Imaginary Numbers wouldn't.

>> No.3621295

>>3621291
Stop mixing fandoms, fag.

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>>3621291

I know what you're referencing and I'm going to Hilbert Effect you until you die.

>> No.3621311

>>3621291
Your lack of existential logic is appalling.

If a thing can be said to "exist", then it abides on one side of the boundary between Existence and Nonexistence.

If a thing can be said to be one thing and not another, it has boundaries. Things which lack that definition are by their very nature nonexistant.

Therefore, all things that exist have boundaries.

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Reimu's flight power.

I'd love to be able to fly away from all my problems~

>> No.3621324

Sheesh, sure is Touhou vs ORT here.

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I'M THE STRONGEST

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The ability to give people cancer.

>> No.3621336

>>3621311

There is no boundary of "Existence" and "Nonexistence", because there is no such thing as nonexistence as it is not "something".

Boundaries need "something" on either end. Else it's not a boundary at all.

>> No.3621344

>>>>>>>>>>>ITT: "Manipulation = absolute dominance over"

>> No.3621355

>>3621336
Granted. Still doesn't address the other points.

>> No.3621363

>>3621325
Look at that baka

>> No.3621369

crystal valley

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The power of having no regrets.

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doll manipulation

>> No.3621441

>>3621406
>>3621285
Hmm, doll manipulation... With a high enough demand from the roneryfags, I might say screw telepathy/telekinesis and get rich of a Oni-hole Doll business.

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Imperfect immortality, BRB Dead Apostle.

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Roa's reincarnation. I don't need to fight if I can just revive myself, so unless I run into the five people that chose MEoDP, I'm good. Not to mention, Roa reincarnated into Ciel, right? So gender doesn't matter. Therefore, I'd get to be the little girl.

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I'd like Biribiri's electricity. Killing people with arcade tokens would be pretty fun.

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I don't want a power, just Star Platinum.

>> No.3621540

>>3621461
Sure reeks of plot devices in here.

>> No.3621546

>>3621479

Why not take Star Platinum The World?

You get 5 seconds of stopped time (which + your superhuman speed is like a minute of free action) with it.

>> No.3621549

>>3621546
Well that's actually what I meant, I just am used to always calling him plain old Star Platinum ;_;

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Gold Experience Requiem

The power to LOL NO *ANYTHING* harmful out there.

This > Entire Nasuverse/Touhouverse/Whateververse/Gaynaxverse

>> No.3621562

Shiki's gland.
In all seriousness though, probably Akiha's ability to draw heat out of shit.
Mostly because I would use it as an excuse to get a haircut just like hers.

>> No.3621565

>>3621558
Banned from 'what power do you want' threads due to being flawless and invincible.

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>>3621549

But you don't get to show ZA WARUDO if you just call him that.

>> No.3621571

>>3621565
Fuck

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This one

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>>3621558

>This > Entire Nasuverse

I think not, motherfucker.

Gae.
FUCKING.
Bolg.

It will launch even if all the squares before it DO NOT EXIST. Reduce it to 0 and IT STILL HAPPENS.

REVERSE TIME.
AND MAKE IT NOT HAPPEN.
AND IT STILL HAPPENS.

GAE. FUCKING. BOLG.

>> No.3621599

>>3621569
what the hell are "learning" and "staying" for a stand?

>> No.3621600

>>3621592
How can it launch if the user cannot even think of using it.
Is always a step ahead.
*NO MATTER WHAT ABILITY*
F'd in the A.

>> No.3621601

>>3621592
nah, go read yourself some JoJo.

>> No.3621603

Teleportation, which I am sure something /jp/ related includes it.

>> No.3621609

>>3621599
Learning - User's knowledge of the start (Jotaro started at completed but reduced when his stand evolved)
Staying: I guess stand's ability to absorb damage?

>> No.3621611

>>3621600

The Curse of Gae Bolg WORKS THAT WAY.

>>3621601

Learn Principles of Causality and how Gae Bolg rapes it.

>> No.3621616

>>3621609
thanks
also Stairway to Heaven is my favorite

>> No.3621624

>>3621611
*NO MATTER WHAT ABILITY*
Giorno even got himself hurt as his stand was STILL EVOLVING and later emerged unscathed with his stand fully evolved and activated.

Completely, utterly, owned, raped, etc

>> No.3621626 [DELETED] 

>>3621600
>>3621611

Which is to say in response of
>How can it launch if the user cannot even think of using it.

Gae Bolg just LAUNCHES.

>> No.3621633

I bet Zelretch would rape the shit out of Jojo without even entering our dimension.

>> No.3621634

>>3621626
*No matter what ability, it will not happen*
The act of it launching will simply not happen, defies time/space.

The only way it'll launch is if it misses.

>> No.3621636

the power to summon furniture

>> No.3621637

>>3621624

The problem is.

1. Reducing the attack to 0 will NOT stop Gae Bolg.
2. Whether it can reduce the DAMAGE from Gae Bolg to 0 would be causing universe interference. Damage from Gae Bolg's curse is supposed to be irreparable.

>> No.3621641

>>3621634

You can't make Gae Bolg not happen.

It's impossible.

Universal interference.

>> No.3621644

>>3621609
You're probably right about staying, it's a bit of a loose connection but in the fighting games the stands can only take so much damage before having to be called back for a time - some goes down faster than others and whatnot too. I just thought of it as bullshit in the game, but it could be kind of canon.

>> No.3621647

>>3621637
It doesn't need it stop, it doesn't even get off the ground.

>> No.3621651

>>3621600
Almost the exact same thing happens in F/HA in the Fragarach v. Gae Bolg scene.

>> No.3621655

>>3621641
GER is just that damn strong.

>> No.3621656

Gold Experience Requiem basically IS the universe in the form of a stand, so you can't really beat it.

>> No.3621659

>>3621647

We'd have to assume he'd turn it to zero before he casts Gae Bolg (in linear causality, before any time travel). That's giving the target the first action.

>> No.3621667

Wow, this thread quickly detailed into the nasutards coming out to cry bloody murder at something that clearly owns their little closed universe.

>> No.3621668

>>3621655

Universe interference. You cannot legitimately say that.

This is unstoppable force striking immovable object.

>> No.3621674

>>3621641
Agreed, I'm out while they are still frothing at the mouth.

>> No.3621677

doesn't GER just make a person relive an experience eternally?

>> No.3621691

>>3621677
No, that's just what happens if you are either killed by it OR you try to ATTACK the user of it (until the point GER had to stop you).
You either cannot stop the steps leading to what negated you or you experience death over again.

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Would want everything Rachel has.

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>>3621705
Fuck yeah, Rachel Alucard!

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Madness eyes. Illusions are both cool and powerful.

>> No.3621770

Wait, what did archer do to gae bolg with his rho ais?

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Not /jp/ related, but neither is JoJos so fuck it. Teleportation and black hole manipulation are pretty cool, not to mention commanding the Buster Legion

>> No.3621785

>>3621770

[PERFECT CONCEPTUAL DEFENSE] - Rho Aias.

Projectile attacks will not harm you.

... Please note the highlighted line, then look at what Gae Bolg did.

It should be noted, that was the Thrown Gae Bolg, not the Thrusting Gae Bolg. Thrusting Gae Bolg is the one that inverts causality. Thrown Gae Bolg is just a perfect kill by law.

>> No.3621791

>>3621770
That was Death Flight, not Piercing Lance of Death Thorns.

>> No.3621794

>>3621785

Oh, to note that, Rho Aias would do jack shit to Thrusting Gae Bolg.

Only works vs. Projectiles.

>> No.3621797

>>3621783
Enjoy your eternity inside a singularity.

I just made myself sad.

;_;

>> No.3621799

>>3621783
Also the ability to make me cry. ;_;
In fact, even thinking about that is bringing me to tears.

>> No.3621807

>>3621797
The tears, they won't stop.
But it's not like she's dead, right? ;_;

>> No.3621815

>>3621807
Hard work and guts can overcome anything. ANYTHING

;_;

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10 Light Hawk Wings

Because there's nothing godlier.

>> No.3621846

Controlling the subconscious of others.

>> No.3621880

Nue's power. This way, I could go BEHOLD MY TRUE FORM AND DESPAIR! for no reason at all.

>> No.3621978

Immortality

>> No.3622016

Mind reading, bonus points if I can manipulate their thoughts/will as well.

>> No.3622046

>>3621880

Maybe you really like Castlevania...?

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