Ever heard the Japanese saying "Don't pee on worms"? Well fuck. http://www.geocities.jp/at_mocha/mimizu/mimizu10.htm

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Anonymous Tue Oct 27 13:12:10 2009 No.3619375 [Reply] [Original]

Ever heard the Japanese saying "Don't pee on worms"? Well fuck.

http://www.geocities.jp/at_mocha/mimizu/mimizu10.htm

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 13:15:10 2009 No.3619387 >Ever heard the Japanese saying "Don't pee on worms"? Well fuck. No.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 13:18:10 2009 No.3619402 >>3619375 Gintama had an episode about that.... I figured it was just lol randumb though...

Anonymous Tue Oct 27 13:20:10 2009 No.3619415
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What's that, bladder flukes?

You know, those.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schistosoma_haematobium

Enters your bladder and calcifies it, eventually making you pee blood. Also causes urinary schistosomiasis, which can lead to bladder cancer.

>>	Distraction Penis !NrbJY1xcPg Tue Oct 27 13:21:10 2009 No.3619422 It looks both like a predator and is adorable at the same time. D'awwwwwwwwww

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 13:24:10 2009 No.3619431 File: 237 KB, 680x931, lobster moth.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3619422 As far as moth larvae go, I'm partial to the lobster moth's. Easy to see where it got the name from, huh?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 13:25:10 2009 No.3619435 File: 116 KB, 500x378, hag moth caterpillar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Though hag moth caterpillars are cool with me too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 13:25:10 2009 No.3619438 "If you pee on a worm your penis will swell" is the full saying. Only sick fucks like japs would find this out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 13:28:10 2009 No.3619446 File: 220 KB, 718x582, Yoshitoshi_Rainy_Day_Tanuki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3619438 The Japanese are the only people on earth I could see peeing on worms and other animals.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 13:28:10 2009 No.3619447 File: 54 KB, 400x300, puss1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And here we have a real life tribble, the puss caterpillar. Those sting, by the way.

>>	Distraction Penis !NrbJY1xcPg Tue Oct 27 13:30:10 2009 No.3619455 >>3619446 Oh you silly Tanuki and your humongous testicles.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 13:32:10 2009 No.3619473 I need to tell my friends in Japan to pee on worms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 13:32:10 2009 No.3619475 >>3619447 >Those sting, by the way. Ever since I heard this as a child, I've refused to touch a caterpillar ever since (even the non-fuzzy ones). Seriously, fuck insects and their stinging, biting bullshit.

Anonymous Tue Oct 27 13:36:10 2009 No.3619494
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>>3619475
Only the furry ones and the ones with obvious "fuck off" markings (bright colors) sting (or taste bad, in case of ladybugs and such. )

Also, the adults of those are cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 13:42:10 2009 No.3619512 >>3619475 KIILLL ITTTT

>>	Distraction Penis !NrbJY1xcPg Tue Oct 27 13:46:10 2009 No.3619533 How about some insects that go "SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and scare the shit out of you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 13:48:10 2009 No.3619537 >http://www.geocities.jp/ That page should die within the next hours.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 13:49:10 2009 No.3619542 >>3619375 Reported. Delete now please.

Anonymous Tue Oct 27 13:50:10 2009 No.3619549
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>>3619533
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>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 13:51:10 2009 No.3619551 >>3619494 It just seems like a cruel joke to me. Most insects are hideous, then you see this cute, fuzzy little bug and its "fur" is really SPINES FULL OF GODDAMN POISON.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 13:53:10 2009 No.3619562 >>3619533 Cicadas (sometimes, misnamed "katydids," which is somwthing entirely different)?

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Anonymous Tue Oct 27 13:55:10 2009 No.3619570
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>>3619551
Well, if you want something both cute and harmless, tortoise beetles and jewel beetles are the way to go.

Picture is golden tortoise beetle. Looks a tad like the final boss of Mushihime.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 13:57:10 2009 No.3619579 Reading this thread while eating pizza bites was a bad idea... ooogh

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 13:58:10 2009 No.3619580 File: 122 KB, 500x375, 136816761_bf1f1c86d2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pretty small too.

Distraction Penis !NrbJY1xcPg Tue Oct 27 14:00:10 2009 No.3619586

>>3619549
I'm talking about something other than cicadas or crickets for that matter that just drone on and on. More curious if there are any bugs that see you and they just go apeshit and scream at you. It would be a first hearing of one for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 14:00:10 2009 No.3619587 File: 92 KB, 500x357, 2818691857_eeb969c762.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Transparent wings? What a slut.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 14:04:10 2009 No.3619603 File: 1.11 MB, 3072x2304, 1226557165373.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3619551 Almost all moths are harmless.

Anonymous Tue Oct 27 14:04:10 2009 No.3619605
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>>3619586
Bullet ants shriek before attacking and have a sting so powerful that it feels "like fire-walking over flaming charcoal with a 3-inch rusty nail in your heel. " and doesn't go away for a day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 14:10:10 2009 No.3619639 File: 31 KB, 500x270, Acherontia-lachesis9Bn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Death's head hawkmoths also are quite large and shriek at you when pissed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 14:12:10 2009 No.3619647 File: 60 KB, 400x422, isopod_450.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] People who like bugs don't have to live with these fuckers running around their garage

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 14:13:10 2009 No.3619652 File: 27 KB, 480x278, isopod1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Roachs from hell.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 14:15:10 2009 No.3619665 And don't pee on the subway tracks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 14:15:10 2009 No.3619662 >>3619586 Well, some frogs scream when they're scared. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=948rhsRvIkw

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 14:17:10 2009 No.3619676 File: 217 KB, 900x600, 12381011821.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So you like insects?

Anonymous Tue Oct 27 14:18:03 2009 No.3619679 [DELETED]

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>>3619647
Well, isopods have a natural trap, where a form of the male imitates female behavior and apparance to escape detection of larger males. Wikipedia tells it better than I.

>Males are polymorphic and exist in 3 forms, α, β, and γ of different sizes. Of the three, α males are the largest and most dominant; they mate with multiple females in a harem. The β males mimic the females and therefore manage to mate with some of the females in an α male's harem. The γ form is much smaller and mimics the juvenile form, also allowing it to escape detection.

Also, the larvae eat the innards of their own mother, who loses her mouthparts on her last mouth and cannot itself eat anything.

Anonymous Tue Oct 27 14:19:10 2009 No.3619685
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>>3619647
Well, isopods have a natural trap, where a form of the male imitates female behavior and apparance to escape detection of larger males. Wikipedia tells it better than I.

>Males are polymorphic and exist in 3 forms, α, β, and γ of different sizes. Of the three, α males are the largest and most dominant; they mate with multiple females in a harem. The β males mimic the females and therefore manage to mate with some of the females in an α male's harem. The γ form is much smaller and mimics the juvenile form, also allowing it to escape detection.

Also, the larvae eat the innards of their own mother, who loses her mouthparts on her last molt and cannot herself eat anything.

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>>	Distraction Penis !NrbJY1xcPg Tue Oct 27 14:23:10 2009 No.3619713 >>3619662 Awww that's fucking adorable. Can't find any bullet ant videos that include their shriek. No luck with Death's Head either...

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>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 14:24:10 2009 No.3619720 File: 260 KB, 1355x900, 1011748.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3619698 >>3619705 You are smalltime.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 14:29:10 2009 No.3619738 >>3619720 This thing better not have a stinger and an ovipositor at the same time or I'll be pissed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 14:32:10 2009 No.3619755 >>3619676 >>3619693 >>3619698 >>3619705 >>3619711 >>3619717 >>3619724 What kind of fucked up person would you have to be to fap to this shit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 14:34:10 2009 No.3619760 >>3619755 He says while touching his crotch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 14:34:10 2009 No.3619761 File: 163 KB, 900x600, 1243726631491.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3619755 Why would anyone fap to a Bestiary? It's just to warn you about the monsters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 14:36:10 2009 No.3619773 >>3619761 >Why would anyone fap to a Bestiary? Where's the Medusa entry on... What was it, 2E Monster Manual? when you need it...

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 14:54:10 2009 No.3619865 I don't suppose there's a link for the bestiary?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 14:59:10 2009 No.3619885 >>3619865 http://nekomimichan.org/k/res/525.html You can also search "monster girl encyclopedia"

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 15:00:10 2009 No.3619891 >>3619885 Many thanks. I'd be a bit worried about putting that into google though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 15:05:10 2009 No.3619909 http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main.TheMonsterGirlEncyclopedia It even has a page on Tvtropes, what the hell.

Anonymous Tue Oct 27 15:12:10 2009 No.3619934
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Searched a bit. Solifugids can hiss. Oh shit.

And I might as well whine about how there is a ridiculous lot of spider girls but never a solifugid, whip spider or vinegarroon girl. I am of the opinion that amblypygids would make mighty fine monstergirls in particular, with long, thin "whips" and carapace passing for bondage gear. Except they're social animals and comfort their children by gently petting them with those long, modified whip-legs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 15:31:10 2009 No.3619992 >>3619685 >α males fucking alpha males

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 15:32:10 2009 No.3619999 >>3619992 Well, beta males are traps and gamma males are shota. I'd rather be beta or gamma than alpha.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 15:48:10 2009 No.3620051 >>3619647 So that's what those things are called. One day my sisters said they dug up some huge lobster thing in our backyard - most likely, it's probably that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 16:56:10 2009 No.3620324 File: 68 KB, 892x760, 1256143002162.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] snails are bugz

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 16:59:10 2009 No.3620347 File: 42 KB, 640x480, green_snail3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3620324 Didn't the Japanese once consider frogs "bugs" too?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 17:02:10 2009 No.3620376 >>3620347 The kanji for snake has insect in it lulz

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 17:16:10 2009 No.3620444 >>3619999 Gamma males also run into the alpha males' harems, sling their sperm everywhere (to impregnate females by random chance), and leave.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 17:23:10 2009 No.3620474 >>3620376 Faggot.

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