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Lets pet girls!

>> No.3592139
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>>3592130
I'd pet her vagina with my dick.

>> No.3592147

>>3592139
Enjoy your radiation poisoning and impotence.

>> No.3592150

>>3592139
You should only pet things that have hair.

>> No.3592163

>>3592139
Enjoy becoming sterile with a radioactive cock.

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OKUU THREAD

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>>3592178

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derp misplaced post

>> No.3592216

>>3592208
H-bombs.

>> No.3592234

>>3592163
I don't see how this is a bad thing.

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MEGATON

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DAT EYE

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>> No.3592444

>>3592438
But that album sucks!

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>>3592178

She's a pro when it comes to brightly coloured plastic balls and cups with different levels of water, but as a corvid she can only count to seven.
Ain't easy to be smart when you are become DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

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>> No.3592615

>>3592444
Thrash?

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>>3592455
2000 YEARS OF MISERY, OF TORTURE IN HER NAME
ALL HER PROMISES ARE LIES
ALL HER LOVE IS HATE
SHE IS THE POLITICIAN, AND SHE DECIDES YOUR FATE.

>> No.3592639

Can I join in the fun?

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But someone chose the wrong person to grant such power.

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cloaca?

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no cloaca

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>>3592455

It took the most celebrated minds of our world years to perfect the use of atomic energy. I'm fairly sure that Evil Winged Reimu/Okuu/Reiuji is a lot smarter than she seems and that she could probably teach us more about the science behind fusion energy than any scholarly person could.

But that's just me.

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>>3592643

It wasn't exactly a masterplan, no.
Although the whole soccer-mom-Kanako thing is mostly fanon, it seems Kanako is the kind who takes a relation to her plans and enjoys nurturing them for a long time. The whole "with a push in the right direction they'll be something good when they grow up" mentality parents go with.
Except when pushed in the right direction, this baby bird went and blew up the nest.

>>3592662

Perhaps she just counts in base seven?

>> No.3592695

>>3592662
It's not like she came up with it or anything.

>> No.3592696

>>3592662
Of course that's you.

To you Toohoos are perfection incarnate. What took us humans years to finally comprehend and wield with ups and downs and failures a Toohoo becomes empowered with it within seconds and you praise her for it and boast her as superior.

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>>3592677

>base 7

Awesome.

I'm going to turn /jp/ into /fit/ for a second even though everyone here is either a fat neckbeard or a skinnyfag.

Have you begun bench-pressing more than 250 LBS yet? You'd better have made some gains in the past couple of weeks.

>> No.3592704

>>3592662
Arc tripfag; hating the human race and himself since the dawn of his birth.

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>>3592702
Shut up

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>>3592702

Sadly, no. Had to make a gap in the excercise due to currently being locked down 10-15 hours a day with school. In hindsight, signing up for all the additional courses was a FUCKING IDIOTIC idea, and right now not sure when I'll be back to regular workout again. Not sure if I'll be able to maintain muscle throughout the year at this rate.

And now, sorry for the interruption and back to the regular programming of nuclear corvid.

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She'll lead you to your destiny
She'll lead you to your grave

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>>3592774

I just want to know if she'll let me touch dat ass.

>> No.3592790

>>3592744

For some reason that gun made me think of contra.

Requesting a Touhou Contra game

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>>3592785
You?

Probably not.

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>>3592797

If I fly her in first class, can I touch dat ass?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXAW_K2-VE0

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>>3592806
............

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>>3592806

Stomach feeling tells me touching any part of Okuu without lead shielding is a bad idea.

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>>3592855
>>3592848


I feel that Rich Boy needs to write a rap song about touching Utsuho's ass with radiation shielding.

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And a bad idea with lead shielding as well, considering how in order to find Okuu in her natural environment you'll have to go down into the molten core of the earth. Warm, but not cozy.

Goodnight, /jp/.

>> No.3592900

Why not shove a control rod up her ass?

>> No.3592926

>>3592900
There needs to be a doujin where this happens.

>> No.3592964

>>3592900
That might stop any ongoing nuclear reaction, and the radiation generated by that. Funnily enough, such reactions mostly generate neutrons, which is pretty an hard to stop with lead (a few meters of water working better).

It won't do anything about radiation from spontaneous decay, and if her elephant's foot is anything like the one in Ukraine, then that alone will mean that you'll probably want a foot or more of solid lead between you and her even if you're just to spend a few seconds with her.

>> No.3592988

So I'm thinking a footjob is out of the question, then

>> No.3593068

>>3592900
I got it.

Make a doujin where Okuu's dildo is a control rod.

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It's Gekkou time

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>>3593246

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>>3593250

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>>3593254
The other good ones have been posted so

>> No.3593270

this thread just got exciting.

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>>3593266

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>>3593300
incoming by the way

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>>3593312

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>>3593317

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>>3593324

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>>3593328

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>>3593331

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>>3593350

>> No.3593359

>>3593331
>>3593342
>>3593350
Source on these and the rest of them?

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>>3593356
Last one.

>> No.3593370

>>3593359
Nvm, first page on Danbooru.

>> No.3593371

>>3593359
Artist is Gekkou.
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=22488

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And here I was looking for a petting thread. Oh well.

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