Strategy Meeting

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Strategy Meeting Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:42:26 2008 No.358765 [Reply] [Original]

This is the moment of truth, Anonymous. Our (9) has been harmed by Sakuya, and now we no longer know what has happened to her while she gloats over her villainous victory. We must fight back! We must have victory! Anonymous, we owe Cirno our lives. Will you not fight for her?

ITT, we speculate how we defeat Sakuya while staying alive and saving poor little Cirno.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:43:00 2008 No.358776 >>358772 Appropriate, but unlikely. Sakuya can stop time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:43:20 2008 No.358772 RAPE THE MAIDS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:43:37 2008 No.358775 >>358765 Hey uh, there's something wrong with your picture there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:44:22 2008 No.358780 WOULD YA KOINDLY PICK UP A CROWBA OR SUMTHIN?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:44:51 2008 No.358786 Challenge her to cooking eggs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:45:04 2008 No.358789 File: 119 KB, 579x431, 1206931504955.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I say our best bet is to figure out how to get our Star Platinum to stop time so we can counter her The World.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:45:21 2008 No.358791 "I am the bone of my skillet...."

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:45:40 2008 No.358793 1) Find a stone mask 2) Put it on 3) Spill blood on mask 4) ??? 5) WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:46:06 2008 No.358796 >>358786 Over the freedom of Cirno! But who would be the judge?

>>	Spring !m7te1lApzs Mon Mar 31 02:46:12 2008 No.358798 I say we Falcon Punch Sakuya. she is obviously under orders to not hurt us. at least, permanantly, so we can get away with it. we might even show that we have the upper hand.

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:46:30 2008 No.358801

>>358765
You haven't figured it out yet? Sakuya is still playing with our head; she has no reason to give us this kind of exposition.

On the other hand, this may equally be a trap or a test. If the former, then silence will be our only escape; if the latter, then all bets are off either way unless we can determine what this test is to determine.

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:46:41 2008 No.358803

We have no power.

Everyone complains that Anon has no spine, but they ignore the fact that if we did have one, the Game would have been over the first time we met up with Koakuma.

Anon has no power, Anon has no Danmaku, Anon has no Magical Potential.

The only thing we can do is start crying and hope that that makes Sakuya feel bad for what she did.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:47:35 2008 No.358808 >>358796 Get Keine to judge. She likes her eggs with lots of pepper, just the way we make them. Sakuya doesn't use pepper on her eggs. It's a surefire way to win.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:47:49 2008 No.358813 >>358789 If we're getting stands, go with King Crimson instead. Precognition + Erasing time is much better than simply stopping it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:48:01 2008 No.358826 THATS IT SAKUYA FUCK YOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!! LETS GO!!... STAR PLATINUM!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:48:14 2008 No.358816 >>358803 That is until the first series arc where anonymous discovers his hidden powers at a dire moment that he wasn't able to summon up until that point.

>>	trucktrucklol !loLH8fhMsE Mon Mar 31 02:48:40 2008 No.358824 File: 14 KB, 221x224, 1206931720586.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sakuya vs. Dio Brando

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:48:50 2008 No.358825 Fairies die all the time, but they revive in that same body. So Cirno got beat the shit out of her, she's probably already standing by next to China going "That big meanie stabbed me!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:49:11 2008 No.358827 Egg cook off. I'm sure anon has enough skill points in "Cook egg" by now to make an omelet or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:50:03 2008 No.358846 >>358835 YOU JUST BLEW MY DICK

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:50:08 2008 No.358835 >>358824 same person

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:50:25 2008 No.358839 File: 8 KB, 572x487, 1206931825677.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Solve the puzzle! Save Cirno! Cook sum eggs. All in a days work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:50:41 2008 No.358841 >>358775 Yeah, >9000 hours in MS Paint.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:51:15 2008 No.358847 File: 168 KB, 350x500, 1206931875323.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>358825 It doesn't fucking matter if Cirno is dead or not. If Sakuya so much as touched her, we're gonna have to pay her back tenfold. >>358824 Sakuya is Dio Brando

>>	Sakuya Izayoi !MaidG6SVL6 Mon Mar 31 02:52:33 2008 No.358857 File: 391 KB, 1024x743, 1206931953487.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>358780

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:52:35 2008 No.358855 Pray for a Standard Shonen Powerup, because that's the only thing that can save us from the time stopping superbitch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:54:17 2008 No.358882 File: 14 KB, 500x600, 1206932057980.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>358857 Now with Jap fanart.

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:55:54 2008 No.358901
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I don't mean to tell you your business, but I really think you might as well just take a running jump into the nearest body of water and end it all as soon as possible. It would really be for the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:57:27 2008 No.358913 What will be the power that anon's fury will makes him discover?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:58:15 2008 No.358920 >>358913 Unlimited Egg Works

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:58:48 2008 No.358926 >>358857 THANKS!

>>	None !KYON.wwv9s Mon Mar 31 02:58:50 2008 No.358927 File: 216 KB, 1200x800, 1206932330539.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] oh hi I upgraded your bioshock

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:59:19 2008 No.358929 Anon must brave impossible odds? If we can do things right, MANLY END will be assured.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:59:57 2008 No.358937 File: 577 KB, 971x1200, 1206932397909.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>358901 Screw you Lake! We can't give ourselves to you until we save our ⑨.

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:00:34 2008 No.358940

>>358920
I AM THE BONE OF MY SKILLET
YOLK IS MY BODY, BUTTER IS MY BLOOD
I HAVE CREATED OVER 1000 BREAKFASTS
UNKNOWN TO CHOLESTEROL
NOR KNOWN TO FAT
HAVING WITHSTOOD PAIN TO CREATE MANY OMELETS
YET THOSE MOUTHS WILL NEVER TASTE ANYTHING
SO AS I PRAY, UNLIMITED EGG WORKS!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:00:38 2008 No.358941 We should just keep quiet, and keep our heads down. Getting all upset over (9) won't help us in our quest for a China ending.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:00:52 2008 No.358943 Unlimited Anonymous Works

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:01:11 2008 No.358949 File: 34 KB, 334x308, 1206932471593.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If she likes knives, then we will give her knives.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:01:19 2008 No.358951 File: 95 KB, 600x563, 1206932479312.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>358927 When you see it, you'll YUKKURI

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:01:27 2008 No.358953 What? Is anon just going to rush in there like an idiot? Someone as cold as Sakuya must be killed, and raped, in an even colder way.

>>	Sakuya Izayoi !MaidG6SVL6 Mon Mar 31 03:01:59 2008 No.358956 >>358953 Do that and China would most likely be very displeased.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:02:03 2008 No.358971 >>358961 Because Anon wanted to fuck Patchy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:02:08 2008 No.358957 >>358940 This.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:02:17 2008 No.358961 >Getting all upset over (9) won't help us in our quest for Survival why the fuck did we decide to enter the SDM in the first place? Just so we could ditch Keine?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:02:36 2008 No.358965 >>358951 BRICKS SHAT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:02:53 2008 No.358969 >>358956 Fuck, I've gotta get my priorities straight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:03:09 2008 No.358973 >>358961 So that we can tenderly love China.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:03:16 2008 No.358974 challenge sakuya to a contest of cooking eggs, china will judge, or maybe patchy. that or we lay low get to the kitchen and grab a knife and cut her into 17 pieces

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:03:38 2008 No.358979 >>358941 Fuck the China ending. We can't turn our back on Cirno after everything she's done for us and being the only true friend we have at the moment. Keine ending is better anyways.

>>	None !KYON.wwv9s Mon Mar 31 03:04:44 2008 No.358991 File: 365 KB, 1000x688, 1206932684655.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>358951

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:04:51 2008 No.358992 File: 247 KB, 990x660, 1206932691700.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>358979 Hot for teacher~

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:05:00 2008 No.359003 >>358991 oh, that one wasn't even hard to spot

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:05:27 2008 No.358997 >>358941 Do you think China respects someone who deserts their friends?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:05:33 2008 No.358999 9() is superior to Meiling

>>	Spring !m7te1lApzs Mon Mar 31 03:06:17 2008 No.359005 Since Time is Sakuya's domain, and Eggs are our domain, I think we need to summon the ultimate egg. The Time Egg. It's anon's only hope.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:06:33 2008 No.359009 It's all over. Everything is messed up. We're a vampires plaything, at constant risk of being cut up by a knife obsessed maid with time stopping powers, and our one true friend is dead or captured. The lake calls for us, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:06:47 2008 No.359013 Cue flashbacks of adventuring with Cirno in Day 1.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:07:32 2008 No.359023 But seriously, there isn't a better time to summon the Reality Yolk inside of us and to perform Unlimited Egg Works

>>	Sakuya Izayoi !MaidG6SVL6 Mon Mar 31 03:07:51 2008 No.359027 File: 58 KB, 450x645, 1206932871134.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anonymous, you can't beat me. I am 3,602,600,218% certain you will die.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:08:19 2008 No.359034 File: 5 KB, 100x100, 1206932899913.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>359009 The Lake calls for no one. We must find our little (9) Before we even think about the lake.

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:08:21 2008 No.359032

Alright, here's the plan. We have an amulet that repels youkai melee attacks. Really hard. It send Flandre flying, that's how hardcore it is.

So, here's what we do. We position Cirno between ourselves and Sakuya, right? And then we ask Cirno to give us a hug. While Sakuya is snickering at our apparent love of an ice fairy, we decide we DON'T want Cirno to hug us, and she gets sent flying. Instinctively, Cirno freezes the first thing she touches, namely the caught-off-guard Sakuya.

We grab Sakuya's knife, break through the window, fly past the gate to let Meiling see that we're safe, and escape back to Keine.

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:08:52 2008 No.359037

>>why the fuck did we decide to enter the SDM in the first place? Just so we could ditch Keine?

Technically, Anon left to "give her some space" after she closed the door to her room and clearly wanted to be alone.

Why we couldn't have just, oh I dunno, taken a walk AROUND THE FUCKING VILLAGE a couple times instead of checking into the "All You Can Eat" BAD END Buffet that is the SDM can be attributed to the fact that Anon is retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:08:52 2008 No.359038 >>358974 cut her into 17 pieces We are Shiki now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:08:52 2008 No.359039 The only reason Dumbass is still alive in SDM is because he has provided its residents with lulz; spazzing and jetting for the door is quick way to meet Siki. And she won't think to highly of him after abandoning Cirno.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:08:52 2008 No.359040 >>359027 THAT'S AS GOOD AS 1%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:10:36 2008 No.359052 New List of Things to Do: Challenge Sakuya to egg contest Escape SDM is Cirno Talk with China on way out Go back to Keine Return to Bamboo Forest to defeat Moon People with Keine, Mokou, and Cirno. Hot threesome with Keine and Mokou

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:10:42 2008 No.359054 >>359005 So your plan is this, I take it? 1. Build a time machine 2. Go to the future 3. Get the time egg 4. Go back to the present 5. Go to a haunted house at the county fair 6. Win our own clone 7. Now neither of us will be virgins 8. ??? 9. Profit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:10:57 2008 No.359056 File: 111 KB, 720x480, 1206933057942.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fight knives with Knives.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:11:15 2008 No.359058 >>359032 And when Sakuya recovers shortly after, thus begins a nigh futile chase scene that likely ends with anon and the lake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:11:25 2008 No.359062 >>359037 The option Anon should have selected was to Follow Mokou to Eientei. Then, we could either try to not piss of the rabbits again, or have gotten Mokou to like us, thus resulting in Chimera/Phoenix Sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:12:35 2008 No.359064 >>359027 All we need to do is head towards the garden of madness

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:13:10 2008 No.359069 >>359032 Then we have a vengeful fairy who knows where we live, who may then tell a vengeful maid where we live. And Cirno's ability to instant freeze is limited to small objects.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:13:40 2008 No.359072 File: 26 KB, 600x600, 1206933220325.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>359064 Garden of Madness? There's only one Garden I know of, and the way things are going we're gonna be there sooner than we hope.

>>	Sakuya Izayoi !MaidG6SVL6 Mon Mar 31 03:13:47 2008 No.359075 File: 72 KB, 416x370, 1206933227424.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>359064

>>	Spring !m7te1lApzs Mon Mar 31 03:14:08 2008 No.359076 >>359054 The way I see it, we'll figure out how to TRACE: ON! and just create the damn things as many times as needed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:14:08 2008 No.359077 >>359040 AND WITH COURAGE 1% CAN BECOME 100%!! HELL ANDO HEAVEN!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:14:08 2008 No.359078 Are there any "games" that might lead to PAD's downfall? Flan might be useful if she could be convinced to play the right kind of game.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:14:35 2008 No.359081 >>359027 I trust my force.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:14:51 2008 No.359083 >>359078 A game of pretend?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:14:59 2008 No.359085 >>359052 Inhaler fetchquest, motherfucker.

>>	Vietonymous Mon Mar 31 03:15:56 2008 No.359093 What we need to do is... with money in hand, yell donations at the top of your lungs. Then assume fetal position and prepare for sweet death.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:16:10 2008 No.359098 create the greatest egg of all, which turns out to be a beheleit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:16:23 2008 No.359099 >>359037 That shit would be boring. Fucking milquetoast.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:16:32 2008 No.359104 >>359083 Flandre, You're a Rag-Tag Shootemup Cowboy! Sakuya, You're an Indian. Now ... GO!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:17:17 2008 No.359108 >>359085 This. Delicious Patchy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:17:22 2008 No.359111 >>359078 Once again, egg cooking. We didn't care for the eggs she cooked us when we were with Flan. All we have to do is find someone who likes the style of eggs we cook to judge the match. For example, Keine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:17:27 2008 No.359116 File: 1012 KB, 800x1000, 1206933447769.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>359072 Oh, Anon. There IS a garden of sorts that you can visit before you die. Of course, chances are you'll be dying shortly after you visit it. But, still.

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:17:49 2008 No.359118

>>359076
Well that's all well and good. But what good is a time egg if you don't have a clone of yourself to go with it? So if you make 40 time eggs, you'll need 40 clones. And that will take a lot of silver points. Do you really want to spend the next 3 hours beating up a singing robot?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:18:00 2008 No.359131 >>359104 You need to sell it. Make it sound like the most fun thing in the world.

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:18:07 2008 No.359121

It is a sad day I come to 4chan and find Anonymous' only confident ability is being able to prepare eggs. We could never win a straight up fight. The only options are sabotage and science. Go back to the village and gather supplies to make whatever highly flammable and/or explosive substances. We can use this to burn the mansion. It won't kill the inhabitants, but the fires of our rage will leave them in despair. Granted they do not have modern day goods that would make such construction easy, but I have faith in anonymous' ability to turn even simple matter into something highly destructive. Even if this is not possible, we could set fire to the mansion manually.

>>	Sakuya Izayoi !MaidG6SVL6 Mon Mar 31 03:19:35 2008 No.359140 File: 665 KB, 844x1200, 1206933575743.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>359104

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:20:01 2008 No.359153 >>359121 Fire, I can do. after all, all napalm is made of is styrofoam and gasoline.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:20:25 2008 No.359148 File: 61 KB, 290x400, 1206933625137.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I really have to wonder if Lunarian women are just naturally colossal bitches. It would certainly lend credence to the idea that Sakuya is one of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:20:45 2008 No.359151 >>359118 but if we do, we might reach level 2. can we gain 10,000 EXP from 3 hours of beating on a singing robot?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:21:24 2008 No.359158 >>359085 Fuck that. Once we get out of SDM, we aren't ever stepping back in there. We could always give the inhaler to China to give to Patchy, but too many people want us dead in that damned place.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:23:09 2008 No.359178 >>359148 Anon/GM is just another run of the mill average human. Hell, even Marisa treated us like shit, being one before she learnt magix haxs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:23:27 2008 No.359184 >>359121 Setting fire to the mansion would be stupid, since Patchi can douse the flames easily. If you want to vandalize the SDM, I say we play frozen frog baseball with Cirno in front of the SDM. SMAAAAAAAASH!!! -> window broken

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:24:40 2008 No.359199 >>359121 Anon is also skilled in collapsing from anemia.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:25:27 2008 No.359216 File: 13 KB, 500x500, 1206933927770.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>359099 Oh yeah. I can see how being Flandre's personal bitch is so much better than playing it safe and guaranteeing yourself some hot werecow loving.

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:25:33 2008 No.359215

>>359151
Doubtful. He's probably only worth about 10 exp. So we'd have to defeat him 1000 times. And since we have no weapons and our stats are anemic at best, we'd be lucky to deal 1 damage per hit. So each fight will take at least 120 seconds. So in 3 hours we would only build up 900 exp, less than 10% of what we need.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:26:26 2008 No.359229 >>359184 Set fire to the library first and hope that she will be too depressed to even care anymore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:27:01 2008 No.359248 I say we have a talk with remilia, she seems to be interested and trust us so we could get her in our favor

>>	Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. Mon Mar 31 03:27:09 2008 No.359236 >>359037 Because China is love and lonely, and probably would be more open to Anon's advances than Keine?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:27:28 2008 No.359242 >>359121 we need a minigun

>>	RedXIII !CYb3Xjpkk. Mon Mar 31 03:27:37 2008 No.359243 We need to get out of the SDM. I agree with >>359216 Lets make for the human village and leave this emo ranch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:29:09 2008 No.359261 >>359229 All the books are protected by magic strong enough to stop danmaku barrages. I'm pretty sure a little fire won't even singe them.

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:29:21 2008 No.359265

>>359158
>too many people want us dead in that damned place.

Eventually not. We're be invisible to Remilia, Patchy likes us already, Sakuya gets to call us "Mr. Dumbass", and Flandre stays in the basement. The only way we're is getting out alive of the SDM arc anyway is WE HAVE COME TO TERMS.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:29:25 2008 No.359266 >>359236 Which is why we proceeded to flush our chances with her down the drain once by insisting on going into the mansion, again when we jerked her around with our indecisiveness, and forcing ourselves to get LAKE'D to start over.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:29:55 2008 No.359272 File: 140 KB, 360x487, 1206934195522.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>359216

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:30:12 2008 No.359275 >>359215 No weapons and no good stats. Even if it's impossible, we have to sort that problem out or at least come to terms with it somehow. Though Anemic Collapse may be useful in some way later on.

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:33:22 2008 No.359334

>>359216

Keine's worry keeps her interested in Dumbass. If he were safe and docile like every other villager under her protection, she'd have no interest in him.

The best way to ensure Keine sex is to show up at her house bleeding, half-dead, with a shit-eating Kaiji grin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:33:50 2008 No.359343 You guys do realise that at this point the only reason Anonymous is alive is because Sakuya saved us from Flandre sudden death? I really hope you guys realise this because I don't want the irony to be lost on you guys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:33:56 2008 No.359346 >>359265 We were only asked to stay a day with Flan and that day is up. We would be free to leave if Sakuya didn't have us in this current timeloop whose only purpose seems to be to fuck with us and to gloat about harming Cirno.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:34:35 2008 No.359357 >>359334 >The best way to ensure Keine sex is to show up at her house bleeding, half-dead, with a shit-eating Kaiji grin. Like Mokou does

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:35:19 2008 No.359366 >>359275 Yes. We always have the Anemia option. That and breasts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:35:34 2008 No.359371 >>359343 Remilia actually. Sakuya just happened to be with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:36:23 2008 No.359383 >>359343 Dumbass has been saved from near death so many times, he can't keep who saved who straight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:36:43 2008 No.359390 >>359357 yes

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:37:17 2008 No.359397

Sakuya is too powerful for us to take head-on. Most of our attacks, with or without technology, probably won't even work on her unless she's taken by surprise and defeated in one blow. We'll have to set a trap.

In the meantime, I suggest we change the operation to Save Cirno! and then Escape!. Then, trap.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:37:48 2008 No.359407 >>359366 Yeah, we can activate Anemia to go into a Feigned Death status and instantly drop all aggro. Then once all the mobs path away we can stand up and continue exploring/escaping.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:38:37 2008 No.359427 /r/ Dumbass' stats

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:38:57 2008 No.359435 Here's how the interaction between Sakuya and Cirno went. "Where's Dumbass?" "He's busy. Come back later." Sakuya learned about Dumbass and Cirno and decided to fuck with him.

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:40:54 2008 No.359469

>>359261

This is where our skills in Science come into play. Using science, we can easily dispell any magic we come across by using inductive and deductive reasoning while applying scientific facts and theories. Even the greatest magic will dissolve under the simplest of science.

In short, Anonymous should become Bill Nye.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:40:54 2008 No.359470 >>359435 What? There are too many things wrong with this to list.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:41:09 2008 No.359490 >>359469 This reminds me too much of Flight of Dragons.

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:42:14 2008 No.359492

>>359371
the point is that we probably died by disintigration so, sooo many times, but sakuya is probably under orders to keep us alive, so she reverses time and finds a subtle way to save us. this time it was by telling Remilia that we had been disintegrated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:44:17 2008 No.359518 >>359492 I doubt it. She probably only did it once (when she got down there) if at all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:44:18 2008 No.359521 File: 71 KB, 630x875, 1206935058556.jpg [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>359346 We were told we were allowed to stay for a day. That is all. But did anyone ever say anything about us being allowed to leave? Hmmmmm?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:44:31 2008 No.359524 >>359469 So anon is Yumemi now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:44:59 2008 No.359530 >>359492 I think, rather, she assumed that Flan was trying to disintegrate us, but we pushed her away.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:45:10 2008 No.359534 >>359469 Protip: Science has fought Magic in Gensokyo before. Magic won.

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:46:26 2008 No.359553

>>359397
Continuation.

Trap (For when/if Sakuya leaves, we do this before she gets back):

Take a massive cauldron, set it up to the top of the ceiling as a trap, weakly hanging on enough to barely hang onto the ceiling. When Sakuya comes in, throw something at the cauldron, so it falls on top of her and traps her. Time stopper or not, it'll take her by surprise, and I doubt she'll be strong enough to carry a massive pot; she IS a human girl.

Than we run off, get Cirno, and beat it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:47:49 2008 No.359571 >>359553 She just reverses time, stops it, and avoids the cauldron.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:48:00 2008 No.359581 >>359553 It'll never work. - Stops time as you trigger the trap - Notices the trap as she enters - Throws a knife to deflect the trap trigger - Reflexively dodges the pot

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:48:04 2008 No.359584 Relax, guys. If PoFV taught me anything, it's that Cirno could easily handle Sakuya. And Marisa, Reimu, Yuka, Yamada, etc.

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:49:11 2008 No.359585

>>359492
Nothing GM has given us even hints at that. She won't kill us because Remilia doesn't want her guest killed, but she would have no problem with letting Flan kill us. We tried making nice and having small talk and we were rewarded with time fuckery and the knowledge that she may have harmed and possibly killed Cirno. The Sakuya route is out of reach and beyond repair. There's no recovering it so there's no point in favoring Sakuya over any of the other girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:52:26 2008 No.359614 MINDGAMES

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:53:02 2008 No.359619 File: 12 KB, 128x256, 1206935582102.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If we're going to fight using science then if only we could enlist the help of Rikako Asakura from the PC-98 games.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:53:03 2008 No.359626 There's no way for Dumbass to hurt Sakuya physically. She's like Gold Experience Requiem and The World rolled up into one. And her Fate has been haxxed to hell and back by Remilia.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:53:15 2008 No.359620 >>359585 Fairies can't die. Now, if she has my delicious werecow imprisoned, on the other hand...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:55:38 2008 No.359640 We just need to surprise-tackle Sakuya like we did Marisa. Her watch will go flying out of her hand.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:55:38 2008 No.359641 >>359619 Holy crap. Requesting Rikako Asakura path.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:56:04 2008 No.359659 >>359640 Her watch is just for show. Her time hax powers are an innate ability.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:56:33 2008 No.359652 >>359626 Not only has her fate been haxxed to hell and back, it's been reshaped to be rather sack-like and as a result, it picked up an absurd amount of magical sand in hell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:58:37 2008 No.359675 >>359626 I still maintain that if we developed the stand Metallica, we could kill her extremely violently before she can blink. Barring that, there is also Heaven's Gate. Simply write "Do everything Anonymous says".

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:59:52 2008 No.359684 >>359619 >Rikako is among the few people in Gensokyo who values science more than magic. Because of this, she's regarded as a heretic by Reimu. ok I like her

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:00:28 2008 No.359693

Perhaps this is leading up to Anon making a dramatic escape from the mansion once and for all.

We rescue Cirno, dodge Flan, get out the door, make a vain attempt to convince China to come with us, but are ultimately forced to leave her behind but promise we'll come back for her later.

Of course, considering how well things have gone for us so far, I doubt that will exactly be the case.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:02:35 2008 No.359716 >>359693 Requesting image of Fry's dog with China's face shopped onto it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:03:41 2008 No.359725 Cirno can't be harmed. She's the strongest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:04:23 2008 No.359731 File: 115 KB, 450x400, 1206936263968.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "S-sir, don't leave me behind!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:04:59 2008 No.359733 Is the sax slave route still open?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:05:49 2008 No.359738 >>359725 Then how do you explain the moon people incident?

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:06:44 2008 No.359746

>>359585
>We tried making nice and having small talk and we were rewarded with time fuckery and the knowledge that she may have harmed and possibly killed Cirno. The Sakuya route is out of reach and beyond repair. There's no recovering it so there's no point in favoring Sakuya over any of the other girls.

The time fuckery is just her awkward way of hitting on us. She can't make small talk because all she does is clean and prepare meals. She has no reason to act intimidating and to hold Anonymous here, an aberrance in her perfect household, other than for her own fun--which goes against the cold, pragmatic attitude she usually takes with humans. She did smile when asked if we could bang her, and we did make her laugh before.

tl;dr: Sakuya wants to fuck Dumbass just as much as she wants to kill him

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:07:17 2008 No.359757 File: 187 KB, 480x360, 1206936437841.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] S-s-sir before you leave..ca-ca-can you give me a kiss?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:07:46 2008 No.359760 >>359757 No. Get back to work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:07:46 2008 No.359761 >>359738 Cirno goes PICHUUUUUUUN, ZUN asks if she wants to continue, she says "Yes, yes, yes!" Cirno comes out unharmed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:08:16 2008 No.359767 File: 140 KB, 838x1200, 1206936496808.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>359760

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:08:21 2008 No.359765 >>359746 Actually, it's not "wants to kill him" it's "has killed him". And about 3 times. I think. Or 2.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:09:42 2008 No.359779 >>359746 Tsundere girls are wastes of time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:09:45 2008 No.359782 I still think this is either a trap or a test.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:10:36 2008 No.359789 GM probably wants out of fucking SD mother fucking M like most of the anons on jp.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:11:13 2008 No.359793 >>359746 Even IF this is her way of flirting with Anon, she cannot be forgiven for what she did to Cirno.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:11:35 2008 No.359797 >>359738 She only loses when she wants to, see? She can do that because she's the strongest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:11:44 2008 No.359798 Gatekeeper in one hand, skillet with eggs in the other, saving the day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:11:50 2008 No.359800 But I like Sakuya.... A lot more than Cirno too...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:12:47 2008 No.359806 >>359779 Keine and Mokou are a waste of time?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:13:10 2008 No.359811 Gatekeeper in one hand, ⑨ in the other, saving the day.

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:14:18 2008 No.359819

One man, Alone with a skillet.
A hard outer shell of hate and scorn
Covering a sticky inner yolk of loneliness and despair.
Always running away, haunted by his own failure.
His life has no meaning and he can only do one thing
He stands here alone, Frying eggs without care
His mind itself is probably an egg.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:14:26 2008 No.359820 >>359793 It's entirely possible she's fucking aorund with us.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:17:10 2008 No.359842 >>359820 There are some things you just don't joke about.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:17:37 2008 No.359849 >>359820 it's very likely Sakuya is fucking around with us. She's only telling us she hurt Cirno because she wants us to attack her. If we do, she'll have reason enough to attack back, and let me tell you this once more - Knife End.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:20:41 2008 No.359879 >>359849 She's killed us 3 fucking times already. She obviously doesn't need an excuse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:21:48 2008 No.359888 >>359879 She didn't kill us, she was just trying to get us to say "Long day, huh?"

>>	Lily White !DWdJUrHcKI Mon Mar 31 04:22:13 2008 No.359892 >>359849 Listen to this man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:23:11 2008 No.359902 >>359888 She said that we made for a good pincushion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:23:21 2008 No.359904 >>359892 I second that notion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:24:21 2008 No.359915 >>359902 Specifically: >and you will listen because you also make a very good pincushion

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:24:48 2008 No.359919 >>359888 The pincushion comment makes it seem like we were brutally murdered during each reset

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:26:46 2008 No.359940

>>359800

Dumbass manages to best whatever trap or contest; Sakuya, Remilia, Flan, and Patchy step forth from the shadows and start to clap:

OMEDETOU, DUMBASS-SAN! OMEDETOU!

We've shown Cirno the cool thing we promised, made Sakuya and Patchy even wetter, and possibly made Remilia interested enough to Fate h4x us. We step out the front door, ice fairy in one hand, skillet in the other, and after what seemed like an eternity in hell, we greet a happy, tearing China with a million-dollar smile and minute long kiss.

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:29:12 2008 No.359958

>>359879
Reversing time =/= killing us.

Even if she is fucking with us, I would rather act to protect Cirno than do nothing and find out Sakuya actually did do something. Obviously we wouldn't pull a direct attack on her either way as it would just result in a knife end.

If it's a trap, it won't work as we won't attack her directly. We caught Marisa by surprise, but Sakuya is a different matter entirely. We have no chance at her at all.

If it a test, what's she testing? I don't understand the line of logic behind this test nor what it's even testing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:29:51 2008 No.359967 >>359958 Please read >>359902 >>359919 >>359915

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:31:25 2008 No.359978 >>359940 this

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:32:35 2008 No.359984 >>359915 >>359919 >No, you may not object, and you will listen because you also make a very good pincushion. Implies that she will kill us if we don't listen to her, not that she has killed us.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:33:40 2008 No.359992 >>359967 Please read >>359984

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:33:43 2008 No.359995 >>359958 >If it a test, what's she testing? Maybe SDM is hiring?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:34:06 2008 No.359997 >>359984 Make, not would make. Meaning she knows we will Meaning she's seen it happen

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:34:14 2008 No.359998 >>359995 LOL, NO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:35:09 2008 No.360007 >>359984 Yes, see we MAKE a very good pincusion. Not only that, but I don't see any other reason why she'd be reversing reversing time.

>>	Spring !m7te1lApzs Mon Mar 31 04:35:48 2008 No.360012 >>359940 Wins for western ending.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:35:54 2008 No.360013 >>359919 Though one would say the same thing if what they meant us, "You would make a very good pincushion."

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:36:07 2008 No.360016 File: 108 KB, 750x600, 1206938167515.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>359997 That's some pretty flawless logic there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:36:26 2008 No.360019 We're obviously getting Cirno end after we've navigated the bad ends, guys. At this point, Dumbass is closer to her than anyone. This is the midgame conflict that's going to lead to the first ero scene.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:36:30 2008 No.360021 You know, during one of those time resets, she probably took off her top to show she didn't wear pads before she killed us.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:36:51 2008 No.360024 >>360007 See >>359888

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:37:00 2008 No.360035 >>360019 We still haven't gained a condom of frost-resistance, though!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:37:34 2008 No.360032 File: 183 KB, 554x670, 1206938254803.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>359731 LEAVE NO GUARD BEHIND

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:38:26 2008 No.360041 >>359995 She's testing whether Dumbass has a girlfriend. This is the only opening to Sakuya end.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:38:54 2008 No.360044 BRAINSTORM

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:39:21 2008 No.360048 >>360021 "So, do you really wear pads?" "No, of course I don't" Sakuya lifts her shirt up. "Holy shi-" -time reset-

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:39:26 2008 No.360049 >>360035 Our penis has withstood the furious fappings of a thousand nights! It is strong! It can withstand a minor chill! If it survived that one night when we fell asleep with an ice pack on our testicles, it can survive Cirno!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:40:54 2008 No.360061 >>360035 Perhaps Patchouli's charm has protective powers besides throwing lolis around.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:41:04 2008 No.360083 >>360070 Yeah, but would you want to fuck an ice-box?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:41:25 2008 No.360070 >>360035 Cold tolerance rises greatly during sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:41:35 2008 No.360071 >>360061 Maybe we could use it for harder thrusts?

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:41:41 2008 No.360074

You know, Sakuya can't reset time, only freeze or accelerate it.

>However, it is generally rather difficult to revert things that have already happened.
>Things that have been, for example, destroyed, burnt down, or eaten can not be turned back even if time is reversed.
>Reversing time only has an effect to the extent that things that have been moved return to their original position.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:41:43 2008 No.360075 >>360061 I'd throw Cirno around, if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:41:50 2008 No.360080 You know, we did eventually realize the timeslip was occuring. If she had done something like kill us, or proven she didn't wear pads, we would have remembered it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:43:23 2008 No.360092 >>360083 It's not the worst of my experiments. A cold penis actually makes for an interesting effect.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:43:30 2008 No.360096 >>360083 If that ice box was Cirno. Get her aroused enough, and she might even get lukewarm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:43:30 2008 No.360097 >>360080 We just remember deja vu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:44:01 2008 No.360103 File: 119 KB, 500x667, 1206938641946.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>360083 If it looked like this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:45:04 2008 No.360109 >>360074 Thus, we couldn't have been brought back to life and, thus, we weren't killed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:45:04 2008 No.360110 >>360103 >>360096 >>360092 You put your Cirno pillows in the freezer before you cuddle with them don't you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:45:43 2008 No.360116 >>360074 Everything in Perfect Memento comes with the disclaimer that Akyu may not have the whole or correct picture.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:45:57 2008 No.360117 >>360110 I fill the cover with ice packs instead of a pillow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:46:27 2008 No.360119 Lets just ask GM tomorrow about it; I'm sure she'd know what was going on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:47:42 2008 No.360126 I think it was GM's way for Anon to avoid BAD END since we don't have any continues left.

>>	Friendly Neighborhood TheAsian guy !IzyqvCHinA Mon Mar 31 04:48:30 2008 No.360132 >>359693 I like this idea, Its brimming with perfection.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:48:33 2008 No.360133 >>360126 I think it was a way of GM being fucking awesome.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:49:00 2008 No.360147 >>360126 The "so i herd u liek knives" question didn't seem like it would lead to a bad end. GM almost certainly planned this in advance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:49:17 2008 No.360139 >>360097 because that's all it was was deja vu. If she had killed us, or shown us her tits (This first one proven impossible in an earlier post, none-the-less) We would have noticed that, because it was a vast spike away from simple deja vu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:49:21 2008 No.360141 >>360132 of course, GM himself is sick and fucking tired of SDM.

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:49:28 2008 No.360142
File: 43 KB, 523x507, 1206938968313.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

From Perfect Memento:

>To manipulate time is an ability to stop the flow of time and let only oneself move, to slow time and let oneself superfast, or speed the flow of time and change apple juice to apple cider.

>However, it is generally rather difficult to revert things that have already happened.

>Things that have been, for example, destroyed, burnt down, or eaten can not be turned back even if time is reversed.

>Reversing time only has an effect to the extent that things that have been moved return to their original position.

>Effectively, you can say there is no reversing time.

Either you guys are misinterpreting what the GM is saying, or the GM forgot about this little tidbit.

Sakuya can't kill or even scratch us and then reverse time as if it never happened.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:50:23 2008 No.360153 >>360126 I doubt it. None of the choices would have lead to an immediate bad end (except for pad and we didn't pick that one). We only got out of the loop for making a smart ass comment. GM probably had this all planned out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:51:10 2008 No.360157 >>360142 She could have cut us, sped time to let it heal, and did it again. Non-lethal cuts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:52:51 2008 No.360170 >>360157 We can't heal small wounds instantly. We aren't Shriou. Oh, wait...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:52:59 2008 No.360171 >>360157 Quit trying to stretch out the logic to fit. She didn't do anything to us during the time loop. She's just fucking with our heads. End of story.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:53:05 2008 No.360179 >>360171 She could have had wild hot sex with us.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:55:29 2008 No.360192 >>360179 We could always ask her if she did.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:55:50 2008 No.360197 >>360157 what would have been the point?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:56:23 2008 No.360201 >>360192 The way she smiled when we asked her if we banged her was probably because she already did.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:56:58 2008 No.360206 >>360201 fuuuuuuuuuuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:57:03 2008 No.360207 >>360197 For the lulz

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:57:29 2008 No.360210 >>360201 Well that's a mindfuck right here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:57:50 2008 No.360215 >>360201 Well that's a mindfuck right there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:59:28 2008 No.360227 >>360201 Goddamnit, GM's making this VN ero free.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:59:38 2008 No.360228 It's still spring. Wait for Lily to fly by as she decimates the landscape, wait for it to reach SDM and then cut and fucking run.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 05:01:05 2008 No.360245 >wait for it to reach SDM and then get hit by a stray bullet. Right, because Anon has leet dodging skills.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 05:01:35 2008 No.360242 >>360227 I'm not sure if this is the case, but I guess I wouldn't be surprised. If a guy was writing this, on the other hand...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 05:02:24 2008 No.360248 File: 162 KB, 1000x633, 1206939744545.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>360157 Good observation. >>360179 >>360201 >>360215 Keep dreaming. Face it Anon, we're never going to touch this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 05:03:40 2008 No.360256 Shit did I miss something? When was the last GM thread?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 05:03:40 2008 No.360259 >>360201 she raped us. you've seen the doujins. she can get a penis from anywhere!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 05:03:42 2008 No.360260 >>360248 There's no point of her cutting us to make minor wounds and wait for them to heal up. The whole idea seems a bit retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 05:05:17 2008 No.360275 >>360260 She could have cut us to get blood. For food.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 05:05:37 2008 No.360279 >>360260 The whole argument is fucking retarded; just ask GM tomorrow. While we're at it, why don't we go argue over whether Romeo was gay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 05:05:37 2008 No.360280 File: 191 KB, 512x512, 1206939937182.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>360260 She hates us. That's reason enough for her to do it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 05:05:49 2008 No.360282 >>360259 If it was Sakuya, I wouldn't mind...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 05:06:29 2008 No.360288 >>360279 He wasn't gay because he married Juliet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 05:07:21 2008 No.360295 >>360282 doki doki

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 05:08:28 2008 No.360304

>>360256
http://bloodyshovel.oddwebsite.com/Ehs%20folder/YWUIG.html

Basically, Remilia and Sakuya saved us from Flan death. Remilia took Flan to lecture her on killing humans. Sakuya told us to follow her to the kitchen. We try to say we have to go see China, but she refuses and we just follow her. We attempt to make small talk, but end up in a time loop. When we realize it, we make a sarcastic smart ass comment and Sakuya smiles and threatens us. She then lets slip that an ice fairy broke in and she "took care" of her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 05:08:51 2008 No.360308 >>360245 Well. ... Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 05:09:19 2008 No.360310 >>360288 According to my english teacher, Romeo slept with ever other male character in the play. Especially Marcutio, or however you spell his name.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 05:10:18 2008 No.360314 >>360310 But he married Juliet so its not gay. Its only gay if balls touch. And that usually doesn't happen in gay sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 05:12:23 2008 No.360324 >>360310 wat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 05:12:50 2008 No.360326 >>360314 She could be the beard, though.

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 05:14:50 2008 No.360335

Consider it a charm against most youkai. Only those who you wish to can even approach you. Keep in mind, however, this doesn't protect against long distance attacks, but most of the younger and lesser youkai are either foolish enough to attack in melee combat or incapable of using long ranged attacks.

Consider it a charm against most youkai. Only those who you wish to can even approach you. Keep in mind, however, this doesn't protect against long distance attacks, but

Only those who you wish to can even approach you. Keep in mind, however, this doesn't protect against long distance attacks, but

>this doesn't protect against long distance attacks

Remember that now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 05:17:50 2008 No.360344 And holy shit this thread is now autosaging. That was fast.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 05:19:50 2008 No.360352 >>360344 Proof that Anonymous cares about 9's safety

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 05:22:50 2008 No.360360 >>360352 Cirno is our precious thing.

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 05:28:50 2008 No.360392

OP here. Glad to see so much loving for our beloved Cirno. For those of us who love her: Thank you. Without you, poor Cirno would be left to Sakuya, that bitch.

To those who don't care normally, remember that at the very least, Cirno saved our lives. We owe her that much to free her from whatever Sakuya did to her.

I'm gonna start a new thread for continued discussion. Anon, I'm proud of you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 12:18:16 2008 No.362610 >>360259 You can't rape the willing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 12:22:17 2008 No.362621 >>360248 got a sauce for this?

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