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In January of the year 201X, the Large Hadron Collider is finally able to achieve full power.

The first experiment conducted under this condition results in a cataclysm that completely annihilates CERN headquarters. The facility is torn apart by subspace interference, rending steel and flesh alike in the process.

For a short time afterwards, distortions in subspace appear all over the world. You just so happen to stumble into one of these distortions, which just so happens to terminate in Gensokyo.

However, in response to the events which have taken place in the outside world, Yukari Yakumo has fortified the great barrier, and when you attempt to pass through it, you are very nearly killed by the stresses placed upon your body as it is forced through.

When you emerge, your body is battered and broken, and you begin to lose consciousness.

Though blood obscures your vision, you see the face of a woman just as the world fades to black.

Who did you see?

>> No.3556433

My mom, who was scared.

>> No.3556435

Who gives a shit.

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GENTLEMEN

>> No.3556440

Sage

>> No.3556441

Rinnosuke.

There was a rather embarrasing incident with the gender-change potions down at Eientei.

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>> No.3556452

I hope the first thing the LHC annihilates is bad threads

>> No.3556458

It's Komachi. I am about to die.

>> No.3556461

>>3556458
Oh, but you're already dead!

>> No.3556462

I'd hope it was Eirin, sos he could hit me with some healing potions or something.

>> No.3556471

>Who did you see?

Alice.

She takes my body back to her home and turns me into an extremely human like puppet. My body has all the functions and the appearance of a real human. To repay her for bringing me back to life I promise to help her with anything she needs.

GOOD END.

>> No.3556477

Auntie Yukari , of course..

DON'T MESS WITH GAPS--
don't mess with her gaps at least.

>> No.3556480

Eirin, duh. And she heals me back up.

>> No.3556481

I wonder if I met a touhou in real life, would I manage to win her affection?

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>> No.3556486

>>3556471

> I promise to help her with anything she needs.

Such as Squeezing, Smelling her, and Putting It In.

>> No.3556487

Mokou.
Immortal drinking buddy end.

>> No.3556489

>>3556482
Japanese Girl Washing Machine

>> No.3556490

>>3556481

Hell no.

>> No.3556491

>>3556486

I'm a man of my word.

>> No.3556493

I had a dream where I was one of Alice's dolls, when I woke up I cried because I'll never be as loved as I was in that single night ;_;

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This is the last thing I ever see.

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>>3556491
And what if she needs help for the gay gangrape video she's making?

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>> No.3556502

I see Rider... In Gensokyo, what a conundrum

>> No.3556507

>>3556496

Alice would make no such thing.

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>you see the face of a woman just as the world fades to black.

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At least I wind up in a universe where there's a guaranteed afterlife.

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>>3556502
Watch the endings of FSN.

lol danmaku

>> No.3556588

>>3556556

If there's a guaranteed afterlife, we're guaranteed hellbound

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>>3556588
Speak for yourself. I keep a good karma at all times.

>> No.3556601

Zeltrech in drag.

>> No.3556619

>>3556491
What a coincidence, I am the bone of my sword.

>> No.3556646

Mokou sneering at my mortal shell.

Then I see Komachi and marry her.

>> No.3556651

People in this thread need to go to Touhou-Project.com and start writing.

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not this shit again...

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>>3556651
The site is dead.

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>> No.3556714

>>3556694
No it's not.

I remember that story about Freeman ending up in gensokyo because of LHC explosion, getting a youkai leg, shooting science imbued danmaku and marrying Nitori.

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>> No.3556716

Who did we see? Or who did we want to see?

It was probably Remiu or Yukari, investigating who came through.

If it was who we want, I'd have seen Cirno.

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"Oh boy, I'm glad I found you! You'll die for sure unless you get help right away. But don't worry, you're going to make a great corpse for my cart!"

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>>3556735
doesn't orin control the spirits of people she puts on her cart

she's the real power mad youkai here, not poor utsuho. nobody suspected a thing

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>> No.3556752

cirno is anice fairy

>> No.3556753

Tewi, and because I'm lucky I don't die!

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if this is evangelion style tang end for me probably Fran drescher.

If this is journey through time and space, probably some random touhou or little girl. I'm phobic around children so most of the touhous would terrify me anyway.

If its the grim reaper I like to think that he's a dude.

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>>3556759
oh yeah, the grim reaper MUSt be a dude. fucking patriarchy

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>>3556765
dude, it's just that I really like the song don't fear the reaper where he's portrayed as male.

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>>3556772
PATRIARCHY

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>>3556785
I hope the glass ceiling contains you for all eternity feminist troll anon.

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>>3556794
im a MAN. I'll smash that shit!

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>> No.3556805

Protip to the Cirno dude: You are giving a thread you find bad infinitely more attention by keeping it bumped than by just ignoring it.

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>> No.3556807

LOOK AT ALL THESE BAKAS!!!

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>>3556805
It's probably a script man. Like the 5th cirno imagedump today.

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>>3556802
( ≖‿≖)

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is this what happens when /x/ crosses with /g/?

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>>3556802
So how many times has being a traitor to your gender gotten you laid?

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>> No.3556884

>>3556877
im post-sexual

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>>3556884
Thats not an option. You lost the game.

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>> No.3557385

>>3556814
Damn, I didn't think Daiyousei was that hot.

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>>3557385
the characters with the least in-game detail let the fanartists take the most liberties

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