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3553981 No.3553981 [Reply] [Original]

I went to the doctor today. He said he couldn't find the Shirikodama in my anus.
What shall I do?

Do you or do you know anyone that has one?

>> No.3553998
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3553998

This "that one," you mean?

The good news is you are safe from kappa rape. The bad news is you may never experience kappa rape.

>> No.3554009
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>What shall I do?

Hunt down the kappa that took it.

>> No.3554027
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3554027

Left: Imagination
Right: Reality

>> No.3554032

>>3554027

I would fuck both of them

>> No.3554044
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>> No.3554047

>>3554032
at the same time?

>> No.3554052

>>3554032
You don't fuck real kappas, they anally fuck you until beads come out of your derriere.

>> No.3554059
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>>3554047

Hell yes.

You either go big, or you go home.

>> No.3554065
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3554065

"Nitori, you found any yet?"

>> No.3554075
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3554075

"She's a difficult human is it, Nitori?"
"Don't worry, here, let me help you..."

>> No.3554091

>>3554065
>>3554075
never seen this Touhou before, or she is just plain unpopular

>> No.3554096

>>3554052
I'm ok with this as long as the river water isn't too cold.

>> No.3554098

>>3554091
It's Kanako when she was younger.

>> No.3554103
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>>3554091
>or she is just plain unpopular

Unfortunately, yes.

>> No.3554110

>>3554091
that's Ms.Touhou, she is touhou's mother.

>> No.3554118

>What shall I do?

Steal one from someone else. And the cycle begins.

>> No.3554127

>>3554103
Why does she eat human anus tumors with Nitori?

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>>3554103
http://www.gensokyo.org/thvote6/results_char_en.html says otherwise

>>3554110
And now this is a Touhou Mother thread.

>> No.3554143

>>3554032
But they would not fuck you.

>> No.3554145
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>>3554103
>>3554075

Nagae Iku.

Also known as Oarfish-tan, Jane Travolta, and Flamenco Dancer-tan.

>> No.3554218
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>>3554103
But I thought Iku was popular.

;_;

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3554232

>>3554218
isn't it sad?

;_;

>> No.3554241

So anyway, Iku eats anus balls, is that right?

>> No.3554244
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3554244

I like Iku!

>> No.3554245

>>3554138
Wow. Wriggle is so low on the chart, and ZUN wanted her in TH12.3 Mokou's 7th place, and he outright forbids her from being created.

>> No.3554248

I think Iku and Tenshi look too much alike

>> No.3554252
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3554252

OARFISHAN

>> No.3554256
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3554256

Iku's ranked 10 spots higher than Nitori? What?

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>>3554232
Quite so.

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>>3554256

Iku is superior.

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>>3554264
She's awesome.
Though I'd gone crazy if they included Wriggle, she's my favorite Touhoe.

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