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3550208 No.3550208 [Reply] [Original]

Is Strike Witches /jp/ material? It has

1. Lesbian little girls flying though beamspam shooting everything thrown at them
2. More female characters you can use, and a token powerless forgotten man just to show males haven't gone extinct
3. Turning legends into cute little girls

Isn't that exactly what you need to be to be in /jp/?

>> No.3550212

>>3550208
Nah.
Plus, anime/

>> No.3550211
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It's more /a/ but it gets posted here pretty often without too many complaints.

>> No.3550213

No.

>> No.3550216
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I thought we were pretty open to it here. Nanoha too.

>> No.3550218

It's /a/ material. Nobody in /jp/ with a bit of sense will get too indignant about it though, given all the shit threads and dawson on the front page at all times.

>> No.3550222

I'd like discussing it, but its not really /jp/ material. But its not like /jp/ doesnt discuss anime every now and then, so...

>> No.3550223

You could get by on technicality by the novels.

>> No.3550224

No silly hats.

>> No.3550225

welcome to last year, come back again when the 2nd season hits and we'll talk

>> No.3550228
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Exhibit 1a - Horny lesbians

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>>3550224
Do Sanya's antenna count?

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>> No.3550243
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Exhibit 1b - Flying in beamspam

>> No.3550244

Well, it's based on light novels, and those are /jp/'s area of expertise, so yeah.

>> No.3550246
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Exhibit 2 - A shitty character chart that's missing a bunch of people

>> No.3550245

I can say with certainty that Strike Witches stuff can be posted here just like I can say with certainty that OP is mentally impaired. Expect some butthurt from ZUN!bar but who cares?

>> No.3550250
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>>3550246
Here are your missing ones.

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Exhibit 3 - Super Nazis moefied

>> No.3550254

Who cares what's /jp/ material
There are so many shit posts (not saying your thread is) that I don't even care anymore

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>>3550253
I'm glad you have the unedited version. Check Eila's rank.

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>> No.3550268
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this is not enough witches

>> No.3550273

I liked mecha musume better when they were more than stupid propellers on the legs.

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Animated.

>> No.3550301

There needs to be a science, philosophy and literature equilavents to Strike Witches, so that Anonymous can get off to female versions of even more great men of old. It should have abusive, sadistic loli Newton (dude rallied the entire Royal Society to wreck the careers of people he didn't like), disabled moe Hawking, creepy yandere Lovecraft, poor moe Dickens, Engels/Marx lesbian hijinxes, kuudere Nietzsche and many others.

>> No.3550300
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>>3550244 light novels
Speaking of which UPDATE FUCKING WHEN?
Clearly selkirk has failed us.

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Posting the best witch.

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>>3550305
That is not Erica.

Hanna is still awesome though.

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>>3550305
>>3550320
(why hasn't this been scanned yet?)

>> No.3550351

>>3550330
That had better end with hot yuri sex. Of course Japan hate yuri, but a man can dream.

>> No.3550362

>>3550301
Newton should be Leibniz's rival fighting for the title of Father (Mother?) of Calculus but they're tsundere for each other. "It..It's not like I sent you my theories because I like you..."
Gauss as the calm meganekko that knows absolutely everything.
Fourier as the shady scientist working for an organization that wants to conquer the world.

OH GOD FUND IT! FUND IT!

>> No.3550371

>>3550208
Reported for /a/ material on /jp/.

Try again with a good show this time. Be honest, how much times did you beat off to Strike Witches while listening to its wonderful plot. You fat fuck.

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>> No.3550379

>>3550371
>implying that all of /jp/ hasn't done the same with Strike Witches

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>>3550371
I don't fap to Strike Witches; I love it way too much to fap to it.

>> No.3550418
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>>3550371 Be honest, how much times did you beat off to Strike Witches while listening to its wonderful plot.
>how much times
>listening to its wonderful plot

>> No.3550424

>>3550379

I watched all of that shit when I was bored and I didn't even get a boner.

Also fuck the wapanese "culture".

- /k/

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>>3550424
>I didn't even get a boner.
>/k/

I heard /k/ jerks off to the real Chuck Yeager so it makes sense.

>> No.3550468
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And here is a real man with a real MG42.

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>>3550467
Real Chuck Yeager is a jerk.

>> No.3550488
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>>3550468
I mean really, imagine you're oh let's say Gertrud, and after a hard, fulfilling day of emptying your magnificent guns' lethal seed into Neurois' chest-vaginas you return to base and find some sweaty engineer with the power and masculinity of Mickey Mouse pointing his pathetic noodle in your direction. After enjoying the adrenaline fumed vibrations of the recoil your ball sack gun ejaculating imminent death on your enemies how could anyone possibly expect you to feel anything else than pity and amusement at a mere mortal assuming he can offer you anything that isn't down right laughable compared to your holy instrument of divine carnage. It must feel like observing a dog trying mate with someone's leg.

It really wouldn't matter if the crooked-teethed blimey suddenly turned into Kenshiro offering you the ride of your life time, he still wouldn't be anywhere near of the ball sack gun in your hand carrying the magic essence of dominance and annihilation. Once one fully experiences such a weapon the very idea of an inferior flesh knock-off poking you is like trying to go back to being genuinely fascinated by teletubbies and sucking on a pacifier while waiting for mommy to change your diaper. The only sexually satisfying touch now is that of another hand that has truly held a gun of the gods, raining death from above like the Valkyrie you yourself are now, and those with the potential to become one. You know men are like cattle and branded inferior since birth by the lack of size and presence of their flesh appendage.

>> No.3550489

>1. Lesbian girls flying though beamspam shooting everything thrown at them
Fix'd for you.

>> No.3550503
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stay away from history japan, they fuck up everything

>> No.3550525
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>>3550503
too late

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>>3550218 It's /a/ material
>>3550211 It's more /a/
>>3550371 Reported for /a/ material on /jp/.

>implying /a/ is anything not this season

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>>3550525

>0029 (After Caesar): Disturbance in province of Judea; its residents die out.

That's the most bullshit point of divergence I've ever read.

>> No.3550564

>>3550563
What did you expect? It's Strike Witches.

>> No.3550579

>>3550301
>There needs to be a science, philosophy and literature equilavents to Strike Witches, so that Anonymous can get off to female versions of even more great men of old. It should have abusive, sadistic loli Newton (dude rallied the entire Royal Society to wreck the careers of people he didn't like), disabled moe Hawking, creepy yandere Lovecraft, poor moe Dickens, Engels/Marx lesbian hijinxes, kuudere Nietzsche and many others.

fuck yes FFUCK YES

FFFUCK

YESS

>> No.3550590

I see angry jews.

>> No.3550592

>>3550579
Nietzsche has sickly moe and brother complex

>> No.3550595
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>>3550563
The Neuroi are the good guys. The evidence is clear when you look at the SW history and the SW world map.

Year 0029 After Caesar: Province Judea eradicated in "disturbances" (= Neuroi activity). In other words: no more Jews plus Christianity and Islam aborted! The world is saved from Abrahamic religions!
Also: Where in our world there is China, Iran, Georgia and Ukraine in SW-verse there are craters turned ocean. How is this anything but an improvement?! If this was real the first non-weather thing in the news in the last few years would have been the financial crisis.

Also that huge hole in Australia has turned useless desert into no-doubt productive coast.

>> No.3550597

>>3550563
Still better than the 191 series.

>> No.3550603

/jp/ is already filled with /jp/ crap and you want to bring /a/ diarrhea to /jp/?

Why not rename /jp/ as /sht/ and be done with it ...

>> No.3550614

>>3550595
What happened at that hole where China is supposed to be?

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>> No.3550620

>>3550597
Don't even start.

>>3550595
The absolute worst thing about Strike Witches' pathetic attempt at alternate history is that all the fucking countries are exactly the same as they were in our timeline. Even though, you know, Christianity and Islam were wiped off the face of the map.

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>>3550614
the Neurois

>> No.3550629

No. It doesn't matter if the elements are similar to things you'd find in a visual novel, if it's an anime or manga it belongs in /a/.

>> No.3550643

Come to think of it. Yeager is usually not involved in most of the doujins.

Thought that the boobs would make her popular for it.

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>>3550629
It's a novel.

>> No.3550647

So, what did Chuck think about Strike Witches?

>> No.3550656

>>3550647

He's got too much problems with his family fighting over his legacy/licensing rights.

>> No.3550663

Watchet it. It sux

>> No.3550706 [DELETED] 

>>3550663
>Watchet
>sux
Thank you for your inteligent opinion.

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Better alternative timeline.

>> No.3550757

>>3550595
In before the Neuroi are humans from another dimension.

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>>3550620
...what do you mean exactly the same? America is a starfish, Poland doesn't exist, Italy is in 2, South America is Germany 2, everything is renamed. What more do you need?

>> No.3550793

>>3550782
Poland didn't exist in WWI either.

And Germany being a colonial power is just fucking hilarious. Goes to show how little history SW's author really knows.

>> No.3550800

>>3550793
>implying Germany was never a colonial power

>> No.3550803

>>3550793
I dont think its even supposed to be realistic, aniki.

>> No.3550805

>>3550800
Yeah, and Spain just conveniently forgot about colonial ambitions in the 1500's.

>> No.3550807

>>3550800
One of the reasons WWI happened was because Germany wanted to be the little colonial power.

>> No.3550808

>>3550793
>Poland didn't exist in WWI either.

>And Germany being a colonial power is just fucking hilarious.

The Nazis taking Poland was hilarious?

>> No.3550819

>>3550793

togo?

>> No.3550824

>>3550793
I am assuming your bullshit Turtledove stories about incompetent aliens and Confederate Nazis are what you consider to be good Alternative History?

>> No.3550829

>>3550824
I never said anything about liking the Race novels.

But at least 191 is somewhat plausible.

>> No.3550837

>>3550805
"Germany was never an American colonial power" is true, "Germany was never a colonial power" is a complete fallacy. Germany was already a minor colonial power before the start of the first world war, controlling several provinces in Africa (modern day Namibia, parts of Tanzania, Togo, and Cameroon) and Oceania (most notably Papua New Guinea). They also controlled Tsingtao/Qingdao in China.

In fact, much of World War II was caused by the problem of the redistribution of these territories. Germany was angered by their loss, while Italy and Japan were angered because they weren't given control of the African and Pacific colonies.

>> No.3550850

>>3550837
Okay, I should have been more specific. I was addressing the fact that South America was colonized by Germany in SW.

>> No.3550851

>>3550829
I would agree with you up to the events of American Empire. He lost me completely after that.

Still Strike Witches isn't meant to be taken seriously. Its just an excuse to have cute girls fly around in their panties with the occasional historical reference. What is so wrong with that?

>> No.3550865

>>3550850
The entire South America thing is supposed to be a reference to the Nazis who fled there after the war.

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Is Nanoha /jp/ material? It has

1. Lesbian little girls flying though beamspam shooting everything thrown at them
2. More female characters you can use, and token powerless forgotten men just to show males haven't gone extinct
3. Turning cute little girls into legendary MILF.

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>>3550871
>3. Turning cute little girls into legendary MILF.
>MILF

Fucking Fail.

>> No.3551324

>>3550871
^^

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>>3550488

We few, we happy, we band of witches.

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>> No.3551760

Season 2 where?!

>> No.3551769

>>3551760
Comiket 77

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>> No.3551792

>>3551780
*kiss from her ass*

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>>3551792

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>>3550245
>>I can say with certainty that Strike Witches stuff can be posted here just like I can say with certainty that OP is mentally impaired. Expect some butthurt from ZUN!bar but who cares?

Why bring me up, Dawson Anon? You know that I don't care what people post as long as it's 2D related.

And I never finished Sky Witches. But I did fap to every episode of Konami's Strikes Girls because it had a lot video game SHUMP fanservice and such. Otherwise both shows are exactly the same.

>> No.3551867

>>Otherwise both shows are exactly the same.

Shit.

>> No.3551875

Man I hate lesbians.

>> No.3551898

>>3551840
Oh wow, I see what they did there, haha.

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>>3551277
u mad

>> No.3552073

>>3551849
>Sky Witches
>Strike Girls
I'd call that intentional.
Also, Sky Girls was just as good as Strike Witches.

>>3550782
>>3550595
>>3550525
It is as though I was reading The Big One

>> No.3552814

A few of those legends are still alive. Good thing they don't know about this show.

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